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coconuthead:if you need DRA (Debt Recovery Agent) let me know. my Business. but is it a bank? and what magnitude is the debt? |
lordthree:True confession of a chronic (un)repentant gambler. Oya mark ur ticket. "Green apple indeed kip d doctor away" oga i hail ooo hw market?! But lemmi add If ur girl dey do shakara no waist time give her money, go play 9ja wit d moni atleast it cld bé ur lucky day! |
Obamina:One at a time. Posterity will catch up wit all polithiefcians... |
Destined2win:This man Ali Modu Sherif and Ali Ndume make me weep for my country. People dat r suppose to bé in Jail serving with hard labour are holding positions...smh. End of the road for PDP. Even if Sherif is D best candidate in Nigeria i'll personally slap is pof pof, masa and tuwo masara mouth and cast a vote fr mama taraba. |
princemi:From Nigeria inception in football till date Femi n d gang r d best, also one Anazodo guy wit Super Sport? |
princemi:Bros, d tin taya meeee. I tink say na only me our commentators dey piss. They r just so so unprofessional. Taking d game personal! What happen to Femi and the Gang? Those guys are a pride fr Nigerian commentries. You hear dem making comentry on radio and live football match you'll tink its frm Wembly. from this write up Femi nd d Gang shld bé doing all Nigeria football commentries. Haba! |
I'll just go straight to the point as I'm short of a perfect prologue to use as intro. pardon my English incoherence and crooked sentences. Not all so called "white guy" is Oyinbo. the term used as 'Oyinbo" does not cut across every white person. Europeans are the people we call "Oyinbo" while others are either Chinese-Asia, Lebanese (Lebans)-Arab, Indian (Bombay) as the case may be. This are the major people that travel to Nigeria (Africa). Now that is for another day. Some of these people come to Nigeria for different purposes: some come for business, some come for visit, some are Fugitives (fleeing criminals wanted by government), some are terrorist etc. In no particular order, i'll try to break down some of the above listed "Oyinbo" in Nigeria. Some EUROPEANS are Fugitives (Running away from their Govt as a result of crime they committed; eg serial killers, murderers, fraud, drugs, thief, Ole etc.). Some of them are Criminals that come to Nigeria bearing a different name and maybe settle down for some time. Any Lady that befriend them and thinks She has found Oyinbo is on a long thing because you don't know what you have entered. Only if you are a runs geh. LEBANESE: Some of these Guys are Terrorist, Fraudsters, drug dealers, in fact, they brought fraud 419 to Nigeria. Any babe dating them should be very careful. they 'll treat her inhumanly. If they cannot invite you to where they work then your in for it, besides they can even disguise. INDIA: some of these guys are Idol worshipers, if you date some that are not Christians or Muslim then you're dating a voodoo worshipers- shiva. CHINESE: A lot of our girls don't date Chincoco. most Chinco have inferiority/complex issues so they don't date they just call Ashi and straff that all. they have high temperament and they always pretend they don't understand English until they unleash injury on you. I struggled to write up these piece so you won't get the best of English coherence, phrases and sentences. BUT if any locals can pick something meaningful out of it is o k. now Ladies, if you are dating |
I couldnt stop laffing so i decided to creat a tread upon tread. See link https://www.nairaland.com/3002617/how-dress-police-job-interview#43972798 Naijerians we are so funny sha .Everbody dat commented on d post r certified clowns. Dey all gave malvolio advice. @OP, my advice fr u for dis interview s to dress like yellow fever go d interview. If dem ask u tell dem say u have pre-experience nd cognate experience. U don pass bdat. Good luck. ![]() |
GMan650:@OP its funny, i saw dis said tanker in ikoyi 3 weeks ago and took a snap of it but d tanker ws quick as my zoom lense cldnt capture it close. I hope to post here on NL. |
Everfrank:OP this Abbah Kyari must be a superman and omni present! but what always get me curious every time his name is mentioned on the Radio or news paper is that...is He the person that always apprehend the criminals, as in, He went all out in the operation (bush/field) to accost the criminals? or is it that He sent his men on the operations? |
UrennaNkoli:My sista, liv american mata fr dem. Dia society is nt riddled wit poverty. And pls dont insult d military it cld make u regret it sumday (no doom intended). Robbery in america is like fun, dey just want to commit crime and bé popular. African criminals commit crime because of poverty, just to see food and eat. People will risk dia lives to steal just to eat n drink beer nd F**k ashawo. Criminals impersonate d military to commit crime in our society so u wnt blame d military actions. The sojas r in dia own world nd every other people r b***dy civilians, lol. So pls dnt always jump into conclusion wen issues like dis arises. |
naptu2:No pun intended. There r many bridges on dat axis so d best description is Onikan/Tarkwa Bay. Takwa Bay water is under Onikan bridge. D bridge linking Onikan to Napex Bonny Camp, bonny camp still has a fly over so...ya dig? |
Now, i guess this skips alot of people's imagination or maybe out of mind out of sight thing...the Railings on Onikan Takwa Bay Bridge is long over due and needs to bé changed as a matter of overdue urgency! The railing is lean, broken down and rust with age which i guess is since 1932! I implore anybody to get the necessary authority to help look into the replacement. #nationbuilders We did it before at Olopomeji/Iyanoworo Car Wash foot bridge, now lets do it again! The pixs are not properly captured but i guess its still visible .
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LasgidiOnline:Stale list. In this mordern time of magnificent architecture most on the list are in oblivion. If you want to see biutifull building go to akin adesola street in VI and see the newly constructed rain oil building(i hope i'm correct). You'll marvel |
Kizmilz:I gues u must bé bak frm d interview. Ur Shoe(brown) is a miss if d interview s in a bank, except may bé IBtc or sum. Ur side burn s also a miss. I hope ur called fr d next staged. |
naptu2:I cld tell u've lived in Obalende before Bro. Immediately i read his name my mind took me to straight to Obalende rd dat was named after him. That name is as old as anything lol. I grew up in Dodan Barracks hence the famzing. |
Akathriel: ![]() Your a great guy then. An achiever. |
The 12 Common Archetypes By Carl Golden The term "archetype" has its origins in ancient Greek. The root words are archein, which means "original or old"; and typos, which means "pattern, model or type". The combined meaning is an "original pattern" of which all other similar persons, objects, or concepts are derived, copied, modeled, or emulated. In my search for Self-Realization, Pursuit of Happiness and interpretation of dreams i stumbled on the piece of information. I got to learn there is various reasons why we act the way we do AND that makes us unique in our own different ways. In our daily struggles we try to upgrade, nurture, fine tune, augment ourselves/character which is great, but we cannot erase what our natural personality traits are and the plan of God upon our lives. So......I think my kind of personality trait falls between number 4 and maybe 2. interchangeably ![]() Please feel free to identify yours ![]() oh, uhh @Mods, pls move to right if it's in the wrong. The Ego Types 1. The Innocent Motto: Free to be you and me Core desire: to get to paradise Goal: to be happy Greatest fear: to be punished for doing something bad or wrong Strategy: to do things right Weakness: boring for all their naive innocence Talent: faith and optimism The Innocent is also known as: Utopian, traditionalist, naive, mystic, saint, romantic, dreamer. 2. The Orphan/Regular Guy or Gal Motto: All men and women are created equal Core Desire: connecting with others Goal: to belong Greatest fear: to be left out or to stand out from the crowd Strategy: develop ordinary solid virtues, be down to earth, the common touch Weakness: losing one's own self in an effort to blend in or for the sake of superficial relationships Talent: realism, empathy, lack of pretense The Regular Person is also known as: The good old boy, everyman, the person next door, the realist, the working stiff, the solid citizen, the good neighbor, the silent majority. 3. The Hero Motto: Where there's a will, there's a way Core desire: to prove one's worth through courageous acts Goal: expert mastery in a way that improves the world Greatest fear: weakness, vulnerability, being a "chicken" Strategy: to be as strong and competent as possible Weakness: arrogance, always needing another battle to fight Talent: competence and courage The Hero is also known as: The warrior, crusader, rescuer, superhero, the soldier, dragon slayer, the winner and the team player. 4. The Caregiver Motto: Love your neighbour as yourself Core desire: to protect and care for others Goal: to help others Greatest fear: selfishness and ingratitude Strategy: doing things for others Weakness: martyrdom and being exploited Talent: compassion, generosity The Caregiver is also known as: The saint, altruist, parent, helper, supporter. The Soul Types 5. The Explorer Motto: Don't fence me in Core desire: the freedom to find out who you are through exploring the world Goal: to experience a better, more authentic, more fulfilling life Biggest fear: getting trapped, conformity, and inner emptiness Strategy: journey, seeking out and experiencing new things, escape from boredom Weakness: aimless wandering, becoming a misfit Talent: autonomy, ambition, being true to one's soul The explorer is also known as: The seeker, iconoclast, wanderer, individualist, pilgrim. 6. The Rebel Motto: Rules are made to be broken Core desire: revenge or revolution Goal: to overturn what isn't working Greatest fear: to be powerless or ineffectual Strategy: disrupt, destroy, or shock Weakness: crossing over to the dark side, crime Talent: outrageousness, radical freedom The Outlaw is also known as: The rebel, revolutionary, wild man, the misfit, or iconoclast. 7. The Lover Motto: You're the only one Core desire: intimacy and experience Goal: being in a relationship with the people, work and surroundings they love Greatest fear: being alone, a wallflower, unwanted, unloved Strategy: to become more and more physically and emotionally attractive Weakness: outward-directed desire to please others at risk of losing own identity Talent: passion, gratitude, appreciation, and commitment The Lover is also known as: The partner, friend, intimate, enthusiast, sensualist, spouse, team-builder. 8. The Creator Motto: If you can imagine it, it can be done Core desire: to create things of enduring value Goal: to realize a vision Greatest fear: mediocre vision or execution Strategy: develop artistic control and skill Task: to create culture, express own vision Weakness: perfectionism, bad solutions Talent: creativity and imagination The Creator is also known as: The artist, inventor, innovator, musician, writer or dreamer. The Self Types 9. The Jester Motto: You only live once Core desire: to live in the moment with full enjoyment Goal: to have a great time and lighten up the world Greatest fear: being bored or boring others Strategy: play, make jokes, be funny Weakness: frivolity, wasting time Talent: joy The Jester is also known as: The fool, trickster, joker, practical joker or comedian. 10. The Sage Motto: The truth will set you free Core desire: to find the truth. Goal: to use intelligence and analysis to understand the world. Biggest fear: being duped, misled—or ignorance. Strategy: seeking out information and knowledge; self-reflection and understanding thought processes. Weakness: can study details forever and never act. Talent: wisdom, intelligence. The Sage is also known as: The expert, scholar, detective, advisor, thinker, philosopher, academic, researcher, thinker, planner, professional, mentor, teacher, contemplative. 11. The Magician Motto: I make things happen. Core desire: understanding the fundamental laws of the universe Goal: to make dreams come true Greatest fear: unintended negative consequences Strategy: develop a vision and live by it Weakness: becoming manipulative Talent: finding win-win solutions The Magician is also known as:The visionary, catalyst, inventor, charismatic leader, shaman, healer, medicine man. 12. The Ruler Motto: Power isn't everything, it's the only thing. Core desire: control Goal: create a prosperous, successful family or community Strategy: exercise power Greatest fear: chaos, being overthrown Weakness: being authoritarian, unable to delegate Talent: responsibility, leadership The Ruler is also known as: The boss, leader, aristocrat, king, queen, politician, role model, manager or administrator. |
ENDTIMEISNEAR:Dis is guerillar warefare.its called camouflaging or disguising. Its a tactise in engaging d enemy takin them unaware in disguise. Take a look at the environment and their attaire, u'll barely kno if its human. America and infact all soldiers use this tactice during war. So bro, this isin't about swag or drag, its seriouse sh*t. |
Alphaoscar:Yes ur right, atleast somebody listened. It'll com to a time we won't remind them of their duty anymore But we'll give them the Trump 'Donald' venom. |
udysweet:Curiousity kils a cat Nd beware of sinzzu 'in yourlordship's voice' ![]() |
Ishilove:Lol, papa don come back house frm work hehehehehe |
mylordship:Wat make you think i'm "rude" not to talk of "very rude"? Your statement is out of place mami. |
Hmmm, just today i've seen the debt of Nairaland... I'ev seen categories of groups of people: Cult-like Clicks, Oloshos, D*ck Runnaz, Passers-by taking sides, Fetish people, Angels n Demons. This is really interesting....And where is "MyLordship"? Come and hit the forum up! |
mylordship:Falsehood vs gullible |
mylordship:Falsehood and gullible folks everywhere... |
mylordship:Hmm Nairaland ti take over. I see syndicates everywhere "in phyno's voice" i see syndicate triangle. Hmmm |
sickstars:Hmm Nairaland ti take over. I see syndicates everywhere "in phyno's voice" i see syndicate triangle. Hmmm |
I'd like to thank the necessary authorities for doing their job. I'm so proud to bé a nation builder. Pls see pix below
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saints2:I dey laff u bros. U enter d best police barrack in Nigeria and u r feeling this remorse. Go and see other police barracks aside from the obalende police barracks and macarthy, they are eye sore. U'll practically throw up (vomit). Spirogyral rided walls, collapsed building parts, stink, rot, delapidated, condemned buildings all negetive language u can tink of. |
tonychristopher:In confrontations like war or guerilla warefare its common to see such cowardly display by sum soldiers and this is common place. Soldiers brutalizing civilians is comon place in African. Now, alot of people get things wrong. Dey tink because U can wear camo in America you can do same in Nigeria, dats not adviceable bros. And lastly fighting war with ur neighbour is about intelligence dis days and not senceless pocket battles. And i kno person like you no wan die but won go heaven... |
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