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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Loan Recovery Officer Wanted by StoneColdBiceps(m): 2:44pm On May 11, 2016
coconuthead:
A loan recovery/loan workout officer urgently needed. Minimum of 4 years experience. Also recovery manager should have minimum of 10 years experience. Pm me for details.
if you need DRA (Debt Recovery Agent) let me know. my Business. but is it a bank? and what magnitude is the debt?
RomanceRe: Six Signs Your Husband/boyfriend Is A Gambler by StoneColdBiceps(m): 9:49pm On May 03, 2016
lordthree:
This is a list of signs that your better half is a gambler and regular customer of Nairabet, bet9ja , merrybet, wgb ati be be lo (etc) grin

1. HE HAS A NOTEBOOK HE ALMOST NEVER LETS YOU TOUCH
When your better half has a note book he is always with and almost never lets you touch, that is a sign, but when you finally open the book and you start seeing strange names like Carabobo or River plate followed by 1X 2X 12 X my sister your husband is not a mathematician, he is a GAMBLER.
2. HE MENTIONS ALABI
When your husband/bf mentions Alabi randomly, might be in his sleep or he just shouts Alabi and you see red eyes or tears, my sister he is a GAMBLER and be like say e dey lose

3. HE IS HAPPY WHEN HIS TEAM LOSES
When a die hard chelsea fan is rejoicing when his team loses just know he has just won a bet

4. HE HAS FOOTBALL BASED APPS
When you find apps like Flash score, Soccerway, livescore on his phone and is always refreshing that app, He is a GAMBLER

5. HE IS DEPRESSED AND ANGRY WITHOUT ANY REASON
he starts becoming depressed and annoyed after saturday and sunday football matches, if you even greet him sef he can slap you

6. HIS SALARY REDUCES EVERY MONTH
When his salary starts 150K TO 30K or even worse he tells you they are owing him, check well , he is a GAMBLER the statement of his account will have Nairabet all over it

feel free to add yours cheesycheesy
True confession of a chronic (un)repentant gambler. Oya mark ur ticket. "Green apple indeed kip d doctor away" oga i hail ooo hw market?!

But lemmi add
If ur girl dey do shakara no waist time give her money, go play 9ja wit d moni atleast it cld bé ur lucky day!
PoliticsRe: Kwara Government Worsens Saraki’s Case by StoneColdBiceps(m): 8:52pm On Apr 07, 2016
Obamina:
. If this man had been a floor member, nobody would have noticed all this things, Just because he says no to APC godfathers. There are many of them not only Saraki jooor. It is well
One at a time. Posterity will catch up wit all polithiefcians...
PoliticsRe: Arrogance Cost Jonathan 2015 Election-sheriff by StoneColdBiceps(m): 8:11pm On Apr 04, 2016
Destined2win:
Shut your mouth there..boko founder like you. People like this should not be talking in the community embarassed
This man Ali Modu Sherif and Ali Ndume make me weep for my country. People dat r suppose to bé in Jail serving with hard labour are holding positions...smh. End of the road for PDP. Even if Sherif is D best candidate in Nigeria i'll personally slap is pof pof, masa and tuwo masara mouth and cast a vote fr mama taraba.
SportsRe: Why Nigerian Commentators Should Not Comment On Serious Matches by StoneColdBiceps(m): 11:49pm On Mar 25, 2016
princemi:
yea totally...i like Femi's commentary. It's arguably the best there is in the country (at the moment)
From Nigeria inception in football till date Femi n d gang r d best, also one Anazodo guy wit Super Sport?
SportsRe: Why Nigerian Commentators Should Not Comment On Serious Matches by StoneColdBiceps(m): 11:31pm On Mar 25, 2016
princemi:
Okay firstly I'd like to express my dismay at the poor diction and obvious lack of requisite knowledge Nigerian commentators portray in our NPFL matches and international matches vs other countries.

And secondly why are Nigerian commentators always expressing their support for the Nigerian side? what happened to just giving a fair commentary like it's done in foreign matches i watch on t.v?? you hear statements like "our" boys are playing well.

This lackluster unprofessional show of mediocrity did not start today but the commentator for today's match vs Egypt was very annoying, i mean it irked me so bad i had to volume down the t.v. but on a second thought i felt i should listen and laugh at his dumbfoundness.

As i kept watching the match, i wasn't satisfied with just listening and laughing so i started documenting (yep it was that bad).

So for those of you that didn't watch the match and those that were too angered to listen to the commentary, here are the one's i picked. Enjoy!

*The game is looking 3 points for the super eagles...really??
*Ogene Caro slide the Egypt number 11 and the ref says play on so If he likes he can lie down for the rest of the game....isn't this partial and rude to the opponent??
* As the captain of the side he would get up....(he said this when Mikel was fouled)... so only captains can get back to their feet after being fouled??
* A kick and a yellow card to....to...(trying to check for the players name but probably didn't find it)...to...(then he realised he could just say the country's name)...to Egypt
*Ogene trying to find his man...As it is this time or that time it did not work...huh
* As it is now the Egyptians would be satisfied going home conceding all 3 points to the super eagles...who told him that??
* He didn't need to do that a goal would still give us 3 points...showing preference and disrespecting the opponent again (this happened when an Egyptian defender cleared out Moses' golden chance to double the lead)
* We have 3mins to play and if you do 3min by 60 seconds we have 180seconds...the eagles should not slip up...d eagles should not slip up...oh! the Egyptians have equalized!

So there you have it, our joker of a commentator. Add up the one's i missed
Bros, d tin taya meeee. I tink say na only me our commentators dey piss. They r just so so unprofessional. Taking d game personal!

What happen to Femi and the Gang? Those guys are a pride fr Nigerian commentries. You hear dem making comentry on radio and live football match you'll tink its frm Wembly.

from this write up Femi nd d Gang shld bé doing all Nigeria football commentries. Haba!
RomanceOK, Ladies....oyinbo Syndrom by StoneColdBiceps(op): 3:27pm On Mar 24, 2016
I'll just go straight to the point as I'm short of a perfect prologue to use as intro. pardon my English incoherence and crooked sentences.


Not all so called "white guy" is Oyinbo. the term used as 'Oyinbo" does not cut across every white person.

Europeans are the people we call "Oyinbo" while others are either Chinese-Asia, Lebanese (Lebans)-Arab, Indian (Bombay) as the case may be.

This are the major people that travel to Nigeria (Africa). Now that is for another day.


Some of these people come to Nigeria for different purposes: some come for business, some come for visit, some are Fugitives (fleeing criminals wanted by government), some are terrorist etc.


In no particular order, i'll try to break down some of the above listed "Oyinbo" in Nigeria.


Some EUROPEANS are Fugitives (Running away from their Govt as a result of crime they committed; eg serial killers, murderers, fraud, drugs, thief, Ole etc.). Some of them are Criminals that come to Nigeria bearing a different name and maybe settle down for some time. Any Lady that befriend them and thinks She has found Oyinbo is on a long thing because you don't know what you have entered. Only if you are a runs geh.

LEBANESE: Some of these Guys are Terrorist, Fraudsters, drug dealers, in fact, they brought fraud 419 to Nigeria. Any babe dating them should be very careful. they 'll treat her inhumanly. If they cannot invite you to where they work then your in for it, besides they can even disguise.

INDIA: some of these guys are Idol worshipers, if you date some that are not Christians or Muslim then you're dating a voodoo worshipers- shiva.

CHINESE: A lot of our girls don't date Chincoco. most Chinco have inferiority/complex issues so they don't date they just call Ashi and straff that all. they have high temperament and they always pretend they don't understand English until they unleash injury on you.




I struggled to write up these piece so you won't get the best of English coherence, phrases and sentences. BUT if any locals can pick something meaningful out of it is o k.








now Ladies, if you are dating
Jokes EtcThe Most Hilarious Post On Nairaland So Far by StoneColdBiceps(op): 10:57pm On Mar 21, 2016
I couldnt stop laffing so i decided to creat a tread upon tread.

See link

https://www.nairaland.com/3002617/how-dress-police-job-interview#43972798

Naijerians we are so funny sha grin.

Everbody dat commented on d post r certified clowns. Dey all gave malvolio advice.

@OP, my advice fr u for dis interview s to dress like yellow fever go d interview. If dem ask u tell dem say u have pre-experience nd cognate experience. U don pass bdat. Good luck.

grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: YBNL Water Tanker Spotted In Lagos by StoneColdBiceps(m): 6:54pm On Mar 13, 2016
GMan650:
We don't know if this is a case of a die-hard fan or the acclaimed 'Voice of the street' Baddo is now into water business(maybe water is now a hit back to back grin cheesy)


Drop your comments grin
@OP its funny, i saw dis said tanker in ikoyi 3 weeks ago and took a snap of it but d tanker ws quick as my zoom lense cldnt capture it close. I hope to post here on NL.
CrimeRe: Meet Crime-Buster Abba Kyari: Nigeria's Real Life Jack Bauer(photos) by StoneColdBiceps(m): 12:45pm On Mar 10, 2016
Everfrank:
In 2011, my car was snatched from me by robbers at gunpoint. That scary experience brought me face to face with and later close to one of Nigeria’s smartest serving police men alive. His soft voice, boyish look, gentle mien and calm disposition belie the lion heart, sharp instincts and intellect and ruthless efficiency of a master crime-buster. Call him Nigeria’s Jack Bauer (of the series 24 fame) and you will not be wrong.

Last weekend, not a few Nigerians were excited by the news of the rescue of the three kidnapped female students from Babington Seminary, Ikorodu, Lagos, and the arrest of the culprits. The man who cracked the horrible crime was none other than CSP Abba Kyari, OC IGP Intelligence Response Team (IRT), a position he was fittingly and deservedly given by the current IGP, Solomon Arase. Being a “Lagos Boy”, it was only natural that he was brought in to crack the case, and crack the case he did! Just like he found my stolen car back in 2011!

A 1997 Geography graduate of the University of Maiduguri, Abba grew up in Maiduguri, Borno State, where he attended Government Primary and Secondary Schools in Maiduguri. He did his National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) in Akwa Ibom State in 1998 and joined the Nigeria Police Force as Cadet Assistant Superintendent of Police in 2000. 16 years after, he has earned for himself the reputation of a diligent, no-nonsense and intelligence officer, such that the police authorities and politicians are proud to have and work with. And from get go, he demonstrated to his bosses that he knew why he joined the force, and has kept at it.

After completing his training in the Police Academy WudilKano, Kyari was posted to Adamawa State where he served in Song, Girei and Numan Local Government Area with remarkable successes in crime bursting. He stood out when he led the arrest of a notorious armed robber called, ‘Ndagi’ a.k.a Spirit. Spirit held Numan, the third biggest town in Adamawa State hostage for several years before his eventual arrest. From then, there was no looking back for this intelligent officer with a sharp investigative mind and sometimes deadly courage.

Kyari joined the Police Mobile Force, popularly known as Mopol in 2005 and was there for about five years until his posting to Lagos Command October in 2010. He was deployed as the second in command (2/IC) to SARS and later became the OC SARS on January 15, 2011. It was said that the then Governor of Lagos State, Babatunde Fashola, who decorated him with several awards, resisted ceaseless attempts by the Police high Command to have Kyari redeployed out of Lagos. This was on account of his amazing achievements in combating the menace of armed robbery and kidnapping in Lagos.

Kyari has a long litany of exploits under his belt. He was instrumental in the arrest of the most notorious armed robber in the South West, Mr. Abiodun Egunjobi, otherwise known as Godogodo. Godogodo was arrested in Ibadan, Oyo State, with some of his gang members. SARS recovered 42 AK47 rifles from the gang. Godogodo confessed to have killed over 150 Nigerians, including over 50 policemen during his 10 years reign as the kingpin of South West armed robbers.

There was also the arrest of Benjamin Osinachi a.k.a China and his entire gang of kidnappers based in Ghana, but operated in Nigeria. Their victims included a sitting High Court Judge, a sitting local government chairman, many expatriates, amongst others. China and his gang members held South West residents by the jugulars for long. But Kyari with his men, were said to have deployed, “Advanced Technology and brought the kidnappers down.” Several AK47 rifles and thousands of ammunitions were recovered from the gang.

The defeat of Mr. Andrew and his gang of deadly kidnappers in Igando area of Lagos metropolis was spearheaded by Kyari and his men. SARS recovered 12 AK47 rifles, GPMGs and rocket launchers from the gang. Also during his tenure in Lagos, SARS arrested Chinansa and gang in the Ajangbadi area of Lagos. The SARS men recovered 11 AK47 rifles, rocket launchers and GPMGs from them.

There was also the shocking arrest of the General Overseer of a church located at Ejigbo. The General Overseer was part of the gang of robbers that attacked the Murtala Muhammed International Airport. The gang was later discovered to have operated at Ogun, Kwara and Rivers States. When they were eventually arrested, police recovered five AK47 rifles and GPMGs.


Kyari was also instrumental in the arrest of the kidnappers of former Minister of Finance, Dr. Okonjo Iweala’s mother. The kidnappers used to operate in Delta, Edo and Port Harcourt. This gang killed the former deputy Governor of Anambra State and kidnapped the wife of a sitting Supreme Court Judge.

Kyari and his men also arrested the kidnappers that abducted Dangote’s cousin. Another gang that kidnapped a British citizen, Mr. Dickson Lee, along the International Airport Road, was also defeated. The Briton was kidnapped moments after landing in Nigeria. There was the arrest of Obinna in Onitsha. Obinna was the most notorious sponsor and kingpin of robbers who specialized in hijacking trailers carrying containers. SARS has also in its feather, the arrest of Emmanuel aka Arab. Arab and his gang members were described as deadly. 12 AK 47 rifles, including four AK47 rifles belonging to Policemen they killed during bank robbery in Kwara State were recovered from them. Kyari and his men led the rescue of a young Kwara female model in Delta State. The policeman and his men also led in the rescue operation of Alhaji Fashola, owner of Kings Petroleum in Isheri Oshun, Lagos.

Lagos residents cannot forget the arrest of the nanny who kidnapped three boys belonging to same parents. The kids were called ‘the Orekoyas kids’. The nanny was arrested within three days that the case was transferred to Kyari and his men. Few days before Kyari got his posting letter to Abuja, he led the arrest of Lekki armed robbers who attacked the First City Monument Bank (FCMB). They killed three policemen and a girl who was hawking fish, carted away money and escaped through the waterways.

Splintered members from the Lekki bank robbery gang recently attacked banks at Ijede and Ogolonto areas of Ikorodu, Lagos. They escaped, as usual, through the waterways and Kyarideployed his Technology and arrested four of the Ikorodu bank robbers.

Kyari has received a lot of awards to mark his achievements. But to mention a few; there’s the IGP Commendation Award for Courage 2012, 2013, 2014. Governors Award for Gallantry, Leadership and Service excellence 2011, 2012, 2013. There’s Commissioner of Police Commendation Award for Courage 2011. Best Anti- Crime Police Officer in West Africa from Security Watch Africa, Star Award from CRAN 2011, 2012, 2013 and 2014.

A very shy guy, Abba wouldn’t talk about his work and how he does it, but his men and people who have come across him would attest to the fact that his best attribute is that he sees himself as a Team Leader and not a boss in the discharge of his duties and co-ordination of men and resources to fight crime and criminals. One of his boys told me that” “OC is a whiz kid. He is too much. He understands technology and uses it to track down criminals. Also, he is a leader. He motivates us his men. We eat and drink with him. He attends our weddings, birthdays and naming ceremonies of our children and funeral of our relatives. In short, he is like a brother to us and leads from the front. He is always there for us and even teaches us how to key into technology while doing our work. In short, the OC is wonderful.”

So, here’s a brilliant officer who is also a great leader, who is ever ready to learn and teach others so the war against crime and criminals may succeed. No wonder the Lagos State Governor, Akinwunmi Ambode, like his predecessor, was full of praises for Abba Kyari as he broke the news to Lagosians of the rescue of the three female students and the arrest of their kidnappers. He couldn’t be headed anywhere else but the top having stayed on top of his game from the moment he joined the Police.
http://www.wilberforce.com.ng/2016/03/abba-kyari-nigerias-real-life-jack-bauer.html?m=1
OP this Abbah Kyari must be a superman and omni present! but what always get me curious every time his name is mentioned on the Radio or news paper is that...is He the person that always apprehend the criminals, as in, He went all out in the operation (bush/field) to accost the criminals? or is it that He sent his men on the operations?
CelebritiesRe: Shaibu Adams 'Shobb2' Battered By Soldiers For Wearing Camouflage (Photo) by StoneColdBiceps(m): 10:13pm On Mar 05, 2016
UrennaNkoli:
Nigerian military are extreme cowards. In the USA for example, wearing a camo in public shows your love and support for the military but here, even a wristband with camo colors na wahala. This is what happens when your military is full of retårds.
My sista, liv american mata fr dem. Dia society is nt riddled wit poverty. And pls dont insult d military it cld make u regret it sumday (no doom intended). Robbery in america is like fun, dey just want to commit crime and bé popular. African criminals commit crime because of poverty, just to see food and eat. People will risk dia lives to steal just to eat n drink beer nd F**k ashawo.

Criminals impersonate d military to commit crime in our society so u wnt blame d military actions. The sojas r in dia own world nd every other people r b***dy civilians, lol.

So pls dnt always jump into conclusion wen issues like dis arises.
PoliticsRe: Immenent Disaster-onikan/takwa Bay Bridge Railing by StoneColdBiceps(op): 11:01pm On Feb 25, 2016
naptu2:
grin

StoneColdBiceps, do you know where Tarkwa Bay is?
No pun intended. There r many bridges on dat axis so d best description is Onikan/Tarkwa Bay. Takwa Bay water is under Onikan bridge. D bridge linking Onikan to Napex Bonny Camp, bonny camp still has a fly over so...ya dig?
PoliticsImmenent Disaster-onikan/takwa Bay Bridge Railing by StoneColdBiceps(op): 6:52pm On Feb 25, 2016
Now, i guess this skips alot of people's imagination or maybe out of mind out of sight thing...the Railings on Onikan Takwa Bay Bridge is long over due and needs to bé changed as a matter of overdue urgency!

The railing is lean, broken down and rust with age which i guess is since 1932!

I implore anybody to get the necessary authority to help look into the replacement.

#nationbuilders

We did it before at Olopomeji/Iyanoworo Car Wash foot bridge, now lets do it again!

The pixs are not properly captured but i guess its still visible .

PropertiesRe: 10 Most Beautiful Buildings In Lagos (photos) by StoneColdBiceps(m): 10:57pm On Feb 22, 2016
LasgidiOnline:
Lagos has the most beautiful and tall buildings in Nigeria, The buildings ranges from hotels, churches, event centers and banks headquarters.

Today we bring you some fascinating buildings and skyscrapers in the city of Lagos.

See them below...

1. Civic Center Building
[img]http://1.bp..com/-5y_hMb4jems/VsrPoKkJ0CI/AAAAAAAAUAg/b4fmir4v94g/s1600/civic%2Bcenter.jpg[/img]

2. Cathedral Church of Christ Lagos
[img]http://1.bp..com/-GmfVhY4FfKA/VsrOHBOPiII/AAAAAAAAUAI/Y5_TMLUiH_Q/s1600/cathedral%2Bchurch.jpg[/img]

3. Diamnod Bank Building
[img]http://3.bp..com/-I-V5lYZnOcg/VsrQBJUqk-I/AAAAAAAAUAo/tywYZjz1Mc8/s1600/diamond%2Bbank.jpg[/img]

4. Central Bank of Nigeria Building Lagos
[img]http://1.bp..com/-5Zg1sEcCj58/VsrOP9fD8PI/AAAAAAAAUAQ/bj9Hw5Ddy9o/s1600/central%2Bbank%2Blagos.jpg[/img]

5. Eko Atlantic Hotel Lagos
[img]http://2.bp..com/-YyXrRVBb76Q/VsrQSz9nWnI/AAAAAAAAUAw/IeV5WDNwOvc/s1600/eko%2Batlantic%2Bhotel.jpg[/img]

http://www.lasgidionline.com.ng/2016/02/checkout-top-20-most-beautiful.html
Stale list. In this mordern time of magnificent architecture most on the list are in oblivion.
If you want to see biutifull building go to akin adesola street in VI and see the newly constructed rain oil building(i hope i'm correct). You'll marvel
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dressing to a Job Interview (Pics) - Hit Or Miss? by StoneColdBiceps(m): 8:17pm On Feb 01, 2016
Kizmilz:
One word for my dressing to a Job interview...
I gues u must bé bak frm d interview. Ur Shoe(brown) is a miss if d interview s in a bank, except may bé IBtc or sum. Ur side burn s also a miss. I hope ur called fr d next staged.
SportsRe: Nojim Maiyegun Nigerias 1st Ever Olympic Medalist Who Is Blind &Lives In Austria by StoneColdBiceps(m): 6:51pm On Jan 20, 2016
naptu2:
President Babangida renamed Obalende Road after him (Nojeem Maiyegun Road) and that's still its official name, but people still call it Obalende Road.
I cld tell u've lived in Obalende before Bro. Immediately i read his name my mind took me to straight to Obalende rd dat was named after him. That name is as old as anything lol. I grew up in Dodan Barracks hence the famzing.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why You Act The Way You Do? This Personality Traits Is For Information Purpose by StoneColdBiceps(op): 6:04pm On Jan 19, 2016
Akathriel:
@OP - No. 5 & 8 describe me perfectly, but unfortunately No. 6 describes all Igbos home & abroad with astounding accuracy. grin
grin

Your a great guy then. An achiever.
Nairaland GeneralWhy You Act The Way You Do? This Personality Traits Is For Information Purpose by StoneColdBiceps(op): 12:25pm On Jan 19, 2016
The 12 Common Archetypes By Carl Golden

The term "archetype" has its origins in ancient Greek. The root words are archein, which means "original or old"; and typos, which means "pattern, model or type". The combined meaning is an "original pattern" of which all other similar persons, objects, or concepts are derived, copied, modeled, or emulated.

In my search for Self-Realization, Pursuit of Happiness and interpretation of dreams i stumbled on the piece of information.

I got to learn there is various reasons why we act the way we do AND that makes us unique in our own different ways.

In our daily struggles we try to upgrade, nurture, fine tune, augment ourselves/character which is great, but we cannot erase what our natural personality traits are and the plan of God upon our lives.

So......I think my kind of personality trait falls between number 4 and maybe 2. interchangeably grin


Please feel free to identify yours cool smiley


oh, uhh @Mods, pls move to right if it's in the wrong.


The Ego Types


1. The Innocent
Motto: Free to be you and me
Core desire: to get to paradise
Goal: to be happy
Greatest fear: to be punished for doing something bad or wrong
Strategy: to do things right
Weakness: boring for all their naive innocence
Talent: faith and optimism
The Innocent is also known as: Utopian, traditionalist, naive, mystic, saint, romantic, dreamer.


2. The Orphan/Regular Guy or Gal
Motto: All men and women are created equal
Core Desire: connecting with others
Goal: to belong
Greatest fear: to be left out or to stand out from the crowd
Strategy: develop ordinary solid virtues, be down to earth, the common touch
Weakness: losing one's own self in an effort to blend in or for the sake of superficial relationships
Talent: realism, empathy, lack of pretense
The Regular Person is also known as: The good old boy, everyman, the person next door, the realist, the working stiff, the solid citizen, the good neighbor, the silent majority.


3. The Hero
Motto: Where there's a will, there's a way
Core desire: to prove one's worth through courageous acts
Goal: expert mastery in a way that improves the world
Greatest fear: weakness, vulnerability, being a "chicken"
Strategy: to be as strong and competent as possible
Weakness: arrogance, always needing another battle to fight
Talent: competence and courage
The Hero is also known as: The warrior, crusader, rescuer, superhero, the soldier, dragon slayer, the winner and the team player.


4. The Caregiver
Motto: Love your neighbour as yourself
Core desire: to protect and care for others
Goal: to help others
Greatest fear: selfishness and ingratitude
Strategy: doing things for others
Weakness: martyrdom and being exploited
Talent: compassion, generosity
The Caregiver is also known as: The saint, altruist, parent, helper, supporter.

The Soul Types


5. The Explorer
Motto: Don't fence me in
Core desire: the freedom to find out who you are through exploring the world
Goal: to experience a better, more authentic, more fulfilling life
Biggest fear: getting trapped, conformity, and inner emptiness
Strategy: journey, seeking out and experiencing new things, escape from boredom
Weakness: aimless wandering, becoming a misfit
Talent: autonomy, ambition, being true to one's soul
The explorer is also known as: The seeker, iconoclast, wanderer, individualist, pilgrim.


6. The Rebel
Motto: Rules are made to be broken
Core desire: revenge or revolution
Goal: to overturn what isn't working
Greatest fear: to be powerless or ineffectual
Strategy: disrupt, destroy, or shock
Weakness: crossing over to the dark side, crime
Talent: outrageousness, radical freedom
The Outlaw is also known as: The rebel, revolutionary, wild man, the misfit, or iconoclast.


7. The Lover
Motto: You're the only one
Core desire: intimacy and experience
Goal: being in a relationship with the people, work and surroundings they love
Greatest fear: being alone, a wallflower, unwanted, unloved
Strategy: to become more and more physically and emotionally attractive
Weakness: outward-directed desire to please others at risk of losing own identity
Talent: passion, gratitude, appreciation, and commitment
The Lover is also known as: The partner, friend, intimate, enthusiast, sensualist, spouse, team-builder.


8. The Creator
Motto: If you can imagine it, it can be done
Core desire: to create things of enduring value
Goal: to realize a vision
Greatest fear: mediocre vision or execution
Strategy: develop artistic control and skill
Task: to create culture, express own vision
Weakness: perfectionism, bad solutions
Talent: creativity and imagination
The Creator is also known as: The artist, inventor, innovator, musician, writer or dreamer.

The Self Types


9. The Jester
Motto: You only live once
Core desire: to live in the moment with full enjoyment
Goal: to have a great time and lighten up the world
Greatest fear: being bored or boring others
Strategy: play, make jokes, be funny
Weakness: frivolity, wasting time
Talent: joy
The Jester is also known as: The fool, trickster, joker, practical joker or comedian.


10. The Sage
Motto: The truth will set you free
Core desire: to find the truth.
Goal: to use intelligence and analysis to understand the world.
Biggest fear: being duped, misled—or ignorance.
Strategy: seeking out information and knowledge; self-reflection and understanding thought processes.
Weakness: can study details forever and never act.
Talent: wisdom, intelligence.
The Sage is also known as: The expert, scholar, detective, advisor, thinker, philosopher, academic, researcher, thinker, planner, professional, mentor, teacher, contemplative.


11. The Magician
Motto: I make things happen.
Core desire: understanding the fundamental laws of the universe
Goal: to make dreams come true
Greatest fear: unintended negative consequences
Strategy: develop a vision and live by it
Weakness: becoming manipulative
Talent: finding win-win solutions
The Magician is also known as:The visionary, catalyst, inventor, charismatic leader, shaman, healer, medicine man.


12. The Ruler
Motto: Power isn't everything, it's the only thing.
Core desire: control
Goal: create a prosperous, successful family or community
Strategy: exercise power
Greatest fear: chaos, being overthrown
Weakness: being authoritarian, unable to delegate
Talent: responsibility, leadership
The Ruler is also known as: The boss, leader, aristocrat, king, queen, politician, role model, manager or administrator.
PoliticsRe: Soldier Dressed Like A Masquarade To Fight Terrorists(pics by StoneColdBiceps(m): 8:06pm On Jan 17, 2016
ENDTIMEISNEAR:
Masquerade Soldiers moving inside Sambisa Forest grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy shocked shocked shocked shocked

Naija military no get swag
Dis is guerillar warefare.its called camouflaging or disguising. Its a tactise in engaging d enemy takin them unaware in disguise. Take a look at the environment and their attaire, u'll barely kno if its human. America and infact all soldiers use this tactice during war. So bro, this isin't about swag or drag, its seriouse sh*t.
PoliticsRe: Completed Foot Bridge At Olopomeji Iyanoworo by StoneColdBiceps(op): 7:32pm On Jan 17, 2016
Alphaoscar:
from the look of things the bridge is still undergoing construction because their suppose to be roof covering the bridge.



kudos to the authority in charge of the construction.
Yes ur right, atleast somebody listened. It'll com to a time we won't remind them of their duty anymore But we'll give them the Trump 'Donald' venom.
Christianity EtcRe: My Experience With The Super Natural by StoneColdBiceps(m): 7:20pm On Jan 17, 2016
udysweet:
@SINNZ hahahaha! Not really jus curios
Curiousity kils a cat


Nd beware of sinzzu 'in yourlordship's voice' cool
Christianity EtcRe: My Experience With The Super Natural by StoneColdBiceps(m): 11:18pm On Jan 15, 2016
Ishilove:
What the fvck is this?? huh
Lol, papa don come back house frm work hehehehehe
Christianity EtcRe: My Experience With The Super Natural by StoneColdBiceps(m): 9:13am On Jan 15, 2016
mylordship:
ure very rude, do away with ur character and d sky is ur limit, im seeing a great job coming ur way
Wat make you think i'm "rude" not to talk of "very rude"? Your statement is out of place mami.
Christianity EtcRe: My Experience With The Super Natural by StoneColdBiceps(m): 5:30pm On Jan 14, 2016
Hmmm, just today i've seen the debt of Nairaland...

I'ev seen categories of groups of people: Cult-like Clicks, Oloshos, D*ck Runnaz, Passers-by taking sides, Fetish people, Angels n Demons.

This is really interesting....And where is "MyLordship"? Come and hit the forum up!
Christianity EtcRe: My Experience With The Super Natural by StoneColdBiceps(m): 12:46pm On Jan 14, 2016
mylordship:
HMM
Falsehood vs gullible
Christianity EtcRe: My Experience With The Super Natural by StoneColdBiceps(m): 12:44pm On Jan 14, 2016
mylordship:
HMM
Falsehood and gullible folks everywhere...
Christianity EtcRe: My Experience With The Super Natural by StoneColdBiceps(m): 11:42am On Jan 14, 2016
mylordship:
dnt 4get it, ure getting married to a pastor or an entertainer
Hmm Nairaland ti take over. I see syndicates everywhere "in phyno's voice" i see syndicate triangle. Hmmm
Christianity EtcRe: My Experience With The Super Natural by StoneColdBiceps(m): 11:36am On Jan 14, 2016
sickstars:
Wats goin on

Like u guys are spilling things not ought to b

Jusr forgiv one anoda please for good time sake

Let me b ur dangote in dis fyt

I hate wen people fyt cry
Hmm Nairaland ti take over. I see syndicates everywhere "in phyno's voice" i see syndicate triangle. Hmmm
PoliticsCompleted Foot Bridge At Olopomeji Iyanoworo by StoneColdBiceps(op):
I'd like to thank the necessary authorities for doing their job.

I'm so proud to bé a nation builder.


Pls see pix below

PoliticsRe: The Bad Shape Of Police Barracks, Obalende, Lagos. (Exclusive Pictures) by StoneColdBiceps(m): 1:14pm On Jan 11, 2016
saints2:
I went to visit a friend whose dad is a police officer and lives around Obalende, we decided to pass the police barracks at Kam-Salem barracks leading to the main road, what I saw was an eye sore. For the first tim, I pitied the Nigerian Police. How can people who gave their all and to serve the nation be living in such a place like this? The buildings were dilapidated and they have no tap water, all the gutters and road are home to rats and lizard, and we have allocation for all these. I can't but feel remorseful to all the Police folks living in this house. Imagine you been a traffic warden and after a hard day's job, this is where you retired to, or you as a police, you can't be proud to bring in a visitor because of the sorry state of your house.

I hereby appeal to Mr. President, the minister in charge of interior and Police affairs to please, make these folks smile maybe by renovating this barrack or by doing something good... Below are the sorry state of the barracks\

Due to the large pictures, I can't upload them all them, please check the source for more pictures.

Source:
http://ajayiwrites..com.ng/2016/01/the-bad-shape-of-police-barracks.html

cc: lalasticlala
I dey laff u bros. U enter d best police barrack in Nigeria and u r feeling this remorse. Go and see other police barracks aside from the obalende police barracks and macarthy, they are eye sore. U'll practically throw up (vomit). Spirogyral rided walls, collapsed building parts, stink, rot, delapidated, condemned buildings all negetive language u can tink of.
PoliticsRe: We Have Used All Channels To Warn Buhari Over Shi’ite Leader – Iran by StoneColdBiceps(m): 8:34pm On Jan 05, 2016
tonychristopher:
I said it ...its not our war..we Christian won't mind


America is ignoring you...not that you have anything to offer ....which biggest army do we have

Is it the poorly trained ones that abandon weapons in face of confrontation or is it the one that bruttaly mess innocent civilians up

Tell me any war that your army fought without any external assistance.. They couldn't fire a bullet to defend bakkasi whereas India is still fighting Pakistan over Kashmir

Guy find another gist
In confrontations like war or guerilla warefare its common to see such cowardly display by sum soldiers and this is common place.

Soldiers brutalizing civilians is comon place in African. Now, alot of people get things wrong. Dey tink because U can wear camo in America you can do same in Nigeria, dats not adviceable bros.

And lastly fighting war with ur neighbour is about intelligence dis days and not senceless pocket battles. And i kno person like you no wan die but won go heaven...

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