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Fashion / Re: Woman's Frightening Makeup Terrifies Bus Passengers by Storypot: 6:53am
Zonefree:
Why is she looking like embalmed corpse? undecided

I know her, she died before and at the point of six feeting her she ressurected. The death before took its toll on her body and the second chance didnt come with her former beauty and shes a local wonk before. Then she found dome make up and the rest is not even history.
Religion / Re: Why Do Bishop Oyedepo Always Wear White Clothes? by Storypot: 9:09am On May 13
Onyiiobi7735:

Ouch! And why are you WAILING like a frustrated banshee?
Did I ruffle some nerves in you?
Please let me lend you my Jumbo size GP tank to collect your tears of frustration.
The tears would be useful for extraction of the salt components for industrial use.
Please find the source of your frustration as soon as possible.

Dry

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Religion / Re: 1am In The Morning I Saw Three White Dogs Strolling By by Storypot: 5:58am On May 13
BigYash:
You can only but wish ,you could sound powerful as a Yamaha Generator even if it’s for sec in your lifetime.
grin

E pain you pele.
Romance / Re: Which One Do You Want? [Pic] by Storypot: 2:27am On May 13
haphizz57:
For you APC.

For the masses PDP.

Masses I'm i communicating?

Yes Mass communication

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Politics / Re: Gov Fubara lacks power To Decide Sitting Venue for Rivers Assembly – Falana by Storypot: 2:14am On May 13
Coolestguy2023:
Igbos can support any illegality so long it is against who they don't like. Just wait and let thesame issue play out with a governor that they don't like, they will cry bitterly stating why the governor have no right to interfere with the legislative chamber. In fact, they will push for the immediate impeachment of the governor by the house.
There hypocrisy stinks to the high heavens.

*I DON'T READ MENTIONS SO YOU WILL BE WASTING YOUR TIME REPLYING ME*I


You do, fornyou to have said you dont, you do, but you dont respond and thats okay. African Jcole
Religion / Re: 1am In The Morning I Saw Three White Dogs Strolling By by Storypot: 5:55pm On May 12
BigYash:
Oversabi I wasn’t referring to you.. Na op deserve my reply and not you.. So can you please get out ..

I dey talk to who dey off gen at night,who go dey their fowl and night dey tell me of how he say pussyc grin

You sound like a Yamaha Generator
Religion / Re: 1am In The Morning I Saw Three White Dogs Strolling By by Storypot: 12:57pm On May 12
BigYash:
Enemies from your village trying to locate you. But you don’t have to be worried my son.. First you need to package a very good seed.. Something that will pain you when you give it out.. Lukako.. acmillan.. braga .. .. Dm for further instructions..

Small thing u dey fear... if u come see pussycat eyes at night,you go just pass out be that. grin

I dey see pussyc every night, i dont passout because it dont smell
Religion / Re: 1am In The Morning I Saw Three White Dogs Strolling By by Storypot: 12:55pm On May 12
Weany:
Please what does this mean?

At about 1am, I woke up to switch off my Gen. Having done so, I glanced over the fence, I saw three white dogs strolling at about this time. I was stunned, didn’t even react. Just kept mute and said nothing.

Please what does this mean? That’s 1am!!
Does it have any religious significance?
I couldn’t have imagined if those dogs saw someone. !!!!

We humans rule the day, the dogs rules the night. Know this and know peace.. no village people get your time
Travel / Is It Safe To Travel To The East Now?? by Storypot: 1:19pm On May 09
I'm a yoruba guy, but i want to move permanently to the east. Hope i wont get kiddnapped on the highway??
Phones / Re: Apple Reports Worldwide Drop In Iphone Sales by Storypot: 5:26am On May 08
SuccessfulRichi:
No matter what I can never buy or use any Chinese sub standards fragile products. Imagine China selling techno now for 500k. Biggest joke of the century



Read.

Celebrities / Re: Portable Celebrates After American Embassy Approved His US Visa (video) by Storypot: 1:51am On May 06
omoiyalayi:
American go hear am

Dem go know say dis visitor pass other visitors

Any state he enter go shake

Omoolalomi to the world


Lol, Americans that even a 16 year old has an AR 16 rifle. You go think say na Sango.
Celebrities / Re: Mp3 Download: Kendrick Lamar - Meet The Grahams by Storypot: 12:23pm On May 04
The beat sucks Jezuz
Romance / Re: I Am Not A Scammer, Legitly I Met My American Love by Storypot: 3:43am On May 04
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Romance / I Am Not A Scammer, Legitly I Met My American Love by Storypot: 3:43am On May 04
She wants to come here first and then meet me then see how it goes.
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores 2 Screamers To Send Al Nassr To Cup Final (Photos) by Storypot: 8:33am On May 03
SouthSouth1914:


E pain this one too!

Still waiting
Celebrities / Re: Meghan Markle Dumps UK Trip With Harry, Heads For Nigeria Instead by Storypot: 8:32am On May 03
ebufa:





This lady na confirmed Igbo woman...no trace of the dreaded agbado lips on her!!!

You see big nose and unbalanced head for the pic??
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores 2 Screamers To Send Al Nassr To Cup Final (Photos) by Storypot: 9:30pm On May 02
SouthSouth1914:
This guy should stop nau.., still giving Messi fans nightmares!! grin

How? Show me a pic of Ronaldo with the World cup trophy.. you can use edited images too. I will wait
Education / Re: Young Girl Flaunts Coursemate Who Helps With Her Assignments by Storypot: 1:50am On May 01
Nazgul:
This one is still a teenager na. Fear wouldn't allow him talk about love to the girl.

But there's still hope for him cos he's intelligent. When he graduates and gets a good job, nice apartment and potable ride, he'll come back to eat the fruit of his labour.

Graduates and gets a good job, you must not be in Nigeria, probably you live in America

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Celebrates His Wife Chioma's 29th Birthday by Storypot: 8:14am On Apr 30
Owe owe won

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Politics / Re: IGP Egbetokun Withdraws Policemen From Kano Agency For Investigating Ganduje by Storypot: 8:58am On Apr 26
jkpbestseries:
Nigeria a very funny country

A country that was designed not to work.

Know this, know peace

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Education / Re: Lagos Indian School Where Nigerians Are Denied Admission by Storypot: 10:57am On Apr 24
Hezzyluv:
Someone once said, "Na because House fall, na in make Goat climb ontop"

How far

Business / Re: Dangote’s Bid To Merge Sugar, Salt, Rice Businesses Hits Brick Wall by Storypot: 4:32am On Apr 20
Sabi Man okay
Harddiskng:


God bless for speaking the truth.

I have said it times without number Dangote industries is bad for Nigeria. It is very visible to even the blind



You people asking what food commodity Dangote sells, if you don’t know there are important commodities that whose prices can put inflationary pressure on other commodities.

What is Dangote into Cement, Petroleum (from the 1st day years ago Dangote’s intent to go oil was announced. I said it here years ago that petrol price would skyrocket before the refinery commence), Flour... These 3 alone that do you need more explanation undecided

Too many of you think yourselves as over-wise but y’all are just supreme olodos.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs PSG: UCL (1 - 4) On 16th April 2024 by Storypot: 7:52pm On Apr 16
How to watch online??
Business / Re: 1 Dollar Is Now ₦‎1,070 by Storypot: 1:50pm On Apr 13
JohnAOne:
In a few Weeks...

In Few days
Events / Re: Bride And Makeup Artist Clash During Photoshoot Over Payment by Storypot: 5:15am On Apr 11
handsomeyinka:
This kind woman go dey hot tempered..

Payment is due once services is completed but she's arguing with the poor lady.

Not even on her wedding day.
That's not 9ce.


As the makeup girl, if she dont pay me. I will go to her wedding and stand up when they ask the question before they tie them.

That would be the biggest upset of the century.
Celebrities / Re: Rema Walks Off Stage Of J. Cole’s Dreamville Festival Over Poor Sound by Storypot: 1:35pm On Apr 08
Kingpele:
Pride goes before a fall.... he could stopped and let the organisers fix the problem then come back to finish the contract he was obliged to honour...


Shut da fuckesttt fuvck up ma niggggggggie
Celebrities / Re: Court Reserves Bobrisky’s Judgment Till April 9 by Storypot: 2:18am On Apr 06
Davido bought Bombadier


ChizzyBuna:
2024 is really Hot shocked

1. Diddy has been exposed
2. T D Jakes has been exposed
3. Fake miracle healing school exposed
4. K1 drummer matter exposed
5. Partenity Fraud has been exposed
6. Bobrisky finally arrested

Who is next ??
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Travel / Re: I Want To Report Immigration Fraud by Storypot: 12:48am On Mar 03
PopQueenAgency:


Shame on you.


Make we sha no go snitch the snitch wey go come turn bone fish for person neck.

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Celebrities / Re: Shocking, Naira_marley Sister Is Pregnant (video) by Storypot: 2:26pm On Mar 02
She collect abi she no collect?

Answ = picture

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