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Romance / Between Myself And A Non Xenophobic South African On Facebook by Storypot: 6:02pm On Sep 24, 2023
I saw his comment on a pa

Crime / Re: NDLEA intercepts Abuja-bound Loads Of Nitrous Oxide ‘laughing Gas’ Consignments by Storypot: 5:28pm On Sep 24, 2023
See that balloon in Zinos hands in this Pic, it's called D Nigrogen Laughing gas, they put it in balloons and inhale it bit by bit. Furthermore, how can Naira Marley put MD rock (molly) inside Hennessy that's highly alcohol concentrated and be giving it to his artistes with Loud sativa? Such an animal with no respect for human lives then using Music as a front!! Pig!!!

Phones / Re: Does Phone Brand Determine The Amount Of Data It Consumes? by Storypot: 9:01pm On Sep 23, 2023
prinsam30:




my brother I think say na only me ooo, my Samsung phone dey chop data like craze, two days ago I recharge as I dey type so my date remain 97mb the thing choke me

Turn sync off
Crime / 100 Level Guys by Storypot: 8:57pm On Sep 23, 2023
Yesterday He asked his bike man to keep the change..

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Celebrities / Re: Mohbad: Suspect Detained Is Not A Licenced Nurse – Association by Storypot: 2:34pm On Sep 23, 2023
Creamypie:
I see Marley regaining his name and even bigger, since his innocence will be established, using it as springboard to winning Grammies. I still insist say na hard drug kill mohbad

Dj Splash insane
And this other one I can't remember his name


See that balloon in Zinos hands in this Pic, it's called D Nigrogen Laughing gas, they put it in balloons and inhale it bit by bit. Furthermore, how can Naira Marley put MD rock (molly) inside Hennessy that's highly alcohol concentrated and be giving it to his artistes with Loud sativa? Such an animal with no respect for human lives then using Music as a front!! Pig!!!

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Crime / Re: EFCC Declares Faith, Emmanuel Onoja, Rufus John Isip Wanted by Storypot: 9:15pm On Sep 20, 2023
Person wey get client,
Middle man
Picker!!
Celebrities / Re: Man Who Made Mohbad's Coffin Gives Reason Singer's Neck Was Bent, Begs Nigerians by Storypot: 11:41am On Sep 20, 2023
I go to bed with his "ask about me" song on repeat in my mind, is my mind a furking mp3 eh MOhbad? This your light that they turned off still dey glow ajeh #justice4mohbad

Celebrities / Re: Falana Requests Coroner’s Inquest Into Mohbad's Death (Pictures) by Storypot: 11:06am On Sep 20, 2023
I go to bed with his "ask about me" song on repeat in my mind, is my mind a furking mp3 eh MOhbad? This your light that they turned off still dey glow ajeh #justice4mohbad

Nairaland / General / Most Popular Nigerian Artists Are C*ltists” Solomon Buchi Slams Naira Marley, by Storypot: 10:23pm On Sep 19, 2023
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“I’ve been under the pages of books researching about Mohbad, his music boss, Naira Marley and other parties that were involved in his life until his unfortunate demise. This has reinforced my belief that the Nigerian music industry is a cesspool of cultism, gangsterism, diabolical politics and abysmal moral volume.

“I listened to a very few of his songs, and noticed the pain in his voice, the sonorous and sober tone, and his poignant lyrics that often expressed the difficulty of life. His music mirrored his deepest struggles, and hope to overcome. It got me thinking about his story…”

“It got me thinking about the rot, evil and darkness that exists in the realms of entertainment, and how we should be careful who we listen to. Naira Marley, Mohbad’s boss, was highly celebrated by young Nigerians. He was rewarded with clout – a young man with little morals.”

“Almost nothing to be exemplary of, Naira Marley rose to fame by subliminally endorsing fraud and other negative vices.

Marley has been arrested over 124 times in England and was once declared wanted. This is the man many of you, even Christians, revered as your president. You danced to his songs and labelled yourselves Marians: a terrible and lousy group of youngsters I assumed were stark irresponsible. The older generation warned us, sharply criticized Marley’s stardom and his possible influence on youngsters, but our generation is always right.”

“Now, he’s roped in this situation, with strong and believable allegations of Mohbad’s death on him. Just yesterday, I decided to peep his Instagram page, and was appalled – it was filled with random videos of women’s bum, degeneracy and everything unworthy of emulation.”

“And most of our youngsters listened and praised him until just before Mohbad’s death.

Marley is only the popular example here, but generally, the Nigerian music industry is a game of dirty power, gang rivalry

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Crime / Re: Stop Making Transfer To Retailers..( Voodoo Involved) by Storypot: 4:01pm On Sep 19, 2023
livenija:
Boring

Whatever helps you sleep at night
Crime / Stop Making Transfer To Retailers..( Voodoo Involved) by Storypot: 12:44pm On Sep 19, 2023
All these supermarkets, Mechanics, Vulganizers, Mama Puts (Local and Tusssssh) Meat sellers etc.. They will take your full name to the shrine after you send them money, they will now tie you to their business and bury you somewhere in their premises. Na why, na why, na why that Jollof rice is always sweet just at only a particular Canteen, Na why no matter what that Tailor does, he's the best.. It's why if you drive your car to your Village and and shit goes wrong, you can book flight for your mechanic to come fix your car on a round trip while you drive the fixed car back to Lagos.. Etc etc.



Right now, Gbenga is mad, he came to my house with a big bulb of Savita loud that looked like Horse dung and had a chewable smell that enveloped the room even before we lit the shit!!

Oh I forgot to mention, I now went and overdid it and smoked it with a bottle of Refrigerator over-jailed Smirn Off doubled black that looked like it had lived in snow all it's life.

On another thought, if I got in the Chicken, I will eat the whole Kitchen!!!!!!!
Romance / Re: Guys What Turns You Off In A Lady No Matter How Beautiful She Is. by Storypot: 3:54am On Sep 19, 2023
Dyfynezz12:
Body odour.
My nose easily picks a smell no matter how faint it is

Pele nose ring
Religion / I Stand To Be Corrected On This Please by Storypot: 8:14am On Sep 17, 2023
When Jesus got to that Church in Jerusalem,the Church at the time was a big big mess as them people turned it to a point where things could be sold or physically exchanged. What did the Lord do? It was very evident he was very furious and he had to get very very physical with everyone in the church hall! He drove out everyone and cleaned the church. But please what do we have these days? The Shepherds put tap water in Botles and sell it to sheeps at an exorbitant price huu lala..
Crime / Re: My EFCC Experience (I Almost Got Extradicted To The USA) by Storypot: 2:48pm On Sep 15, 2023
Boondocxs:
How was the watery beans
Hope your ass wasn’t burgled


Hahahaha, fun thing is, I never ate watery beans. My brother hanged tight with me, and had the keys to one of my offline btc wallets that I saved up for rain days. It was never in the phone or they'd have sized it too How brought me food everyday till a miracle happened. Hang tight, it's a long ride of explanations


Na God say make I sure to that Boi when I was free. He's one couz everyone should have in the times of trouble.

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Crime / Re: My EFCC Experience (I Almost Got Extradicted To The USA) by Storypot: 2:31pm On Sep 15, 2023
Kai Danburoba Baraaawoo the Aboki operative that hit me multiple times across the face retorted.

Then the investigator spoke up again;

Efcc Inv:

Look do you think this is some type of Playstation gathering? Or do we look like jokes to you? So I will put this to you one more time, you give me wrong answers, I will start by telling Aminu to give you the special package. And I assure you you don't want that, I wouldn't want that for my enemy even! So again, do you know any Billy Robert's Hobbs?


I looked at the investigators face after he landed the question for the second time and I could see this was no jokes at all he really meant business and he held his gaze locked in on mine but I couldn't continue looking at him. I looked away for one brief moment and then answered in the affirmative!

Efcc Inv:

Good, now we are getting somewhere.



He then provided from his flat file a bunch of A4 papers that held informations I mean all the chat between me and Billy and also they also presented print outs from my ice plspive profile and laid it bare Infront of me and asked me if I recognized the ice spice fake account and all the chats that I exchanged with Billy. I answered again affirmatively.

Next, they provided a bunch of exhibits that were marked body with my name and then produced my phone and my laptop, my laptop didn't hold plenty evidence as it was tossed aside but my phone that I broke in the residence was provided, and an operative with the red jacket tag 'engineer' was brought in as I saw the guy, in my head that Mobhad line "wetin be this one like this" very popular song on tiktok filtered my head... Before I re I know, tools were provided, dey play, my iPhone that I slammed so hard against the tilling in the residence was fixed in no very time and the efcc guy didn't waste time, he just showed me to my phone or rather showed my phone to me and the werey unlocked like it has been expecting judgements day Chai. Then they went into my phone and stripped it down off of all the Information it held in it's arsenal and then the put everything in one single file and I was asked to be returned to the cell until later.

I was returned to the cell together with the other guys Omo na there I knew that Boss in my area that was arrested earlier commanded the cell room, egbon adugbo Don turn number one for cell and as soon as the cell mates received me, he didn't let them touch me.. He promoted me to the second in command straight and said that the way things looked, me and him could be running the cell for a long long time so I. Was better to have me promoted now so we could grow together in government.. Werey egbon adugbo!!!!!

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Crime / Re: My EFCC Experience (I Almost Got Extradicted To The USA) by Storypot: 2:31pm On Sep 15, 2023
PaNnamdi:
Wow nice story
Storypot please mention me in the next episode.

Am glad u survived to tell your story.many couldn't

God has a plan for you,most of the energy u used you were deceived into channeling it the wrong way online not the right way but however God has given u a second chance.

Thanks Boss
Crime / Re: My EFCC Experience (I Almost Got Extradicted To The USA) by Storypot: 2:30pm On Sep 15, 2023
Guys these updates are slow because I work and when I return from my shift, I am already tired and spent. So I can think I'd rather write one long chapter and keep up with it after this one make una no vez, Bill's don't pay themselves.

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Crime / Re: My EFCC Experience (I Almost Got Extradicted To The USA) by Storypot: 5:51am On Sep 11, 2023
BallingGuy:
Kindly mention me when you update the story.

Sitted and cuffed inside that white hilux coaster bus, I could tell the hilux was brand new because it still had factory nylons adorning it and the new car smell. And the ever blazing air conditioner present.. I kid you not that ride was the most uncomfortable ride I had taking from anywhere to anywhere my whole life.. The atmosphere was quiet, cold and grim, who dared say anything? We already knew what was to come, we just didn't know what to expect. I had heard several Efcc stories and how guys went from grace to grace after every arrest, I heard they'd confiscate everything you owned or accuired through fraud and would be sentenced. All those tales, well I would experience the fables in no time as the situation dragged on. By the time we got to Abuja, I was already feeling pressed, and when the Bus drove into Efcc Quaters Abuja I legitimately pied my panties as the bus made it's way from the cross section at the gate to another section of the edifice that was marked "Interrogations" and finally came to a halt. Then in a single file the operatives had us line out of the bus. First thing we did was to have a photo shoot, all of us were arranged Ina group and an official picture of the arrest taken, then the second photo session was where they lined us up individually with our exibhits. My Camry sport Vehicle , Apple devices, e c etc was coalated and I was made to stand in front of the exhibits and my photo taken. Then they singled only me out from the lot and led the other suspects to a seperate block while I was taken inside "interrogations" I heard one of the Abokis in Hausa saying

"Kai wannan rouge ciki, lamarinsa ya bambanta da sauran"

Which meant in English

"Take this rouge inside, his case is different from the others"

Wait what? What does that mean, but before I knew what was happening, I was bundled and cuffed inside a small ro that had no windows but just 2 chairs and a table and a lamp that hunged freely above our head. I sat there alone in that room for close to 3 hours thereabouts so I thought when it finally opened and 3 operatives walked into the room and one of them sat and just looked me straight in the eye for what seemed like 20 seconds then he looked away and then provided an office flat file and then removed a document from the dozens of documents that criminally sat in the flat file and placed one of them in front of me. I peeked into the document and my first message to Billy on Instagram was looking at me eye to eye and then it went from the first message to the last message I exchanged with his daughter and then and there I knew why they said my case was different.


The interrogator then spoke Up.

Efcc Int:
Do you know any Billy Hobbs?

Me:
Not at all Sir

Then I felt something resounding hitting me across the face multiple times. Omoh them talk say soldiers Sabi slap Person, Efcc operatives don slap you before??

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Crime / Re: My EFCC Experience (I Almost Got Extradicted To The USA) by Storypot: 4:38pm On Sep 10, 2023
Guys, believe it or not, that money was evil, me and my mum we broke up, Me and Paulo we stopped talking because he thought at some point I was bodying him... I wasn't even bothered about Me and Paul's break up, But my Mom's like she literally stopped talking to me and avoided me everywhere. Because after Billy, remember I said I was gonna double my hustle and keep at it, of course I kept at it and went from an unknown underdog in the street rankings to the Celebrity King of Keyboardist in my Hood. I dey cashout, I didn't have another steady client but about six months after Billy omo Madcashouts so you can understand why those breakups I afformetioned materialized, Mom was scared and Paulo was jealous because his cashout were chicken poop. I did everything for him and I dunno, people change. The First Efcc news that filtered the hood was that Boss that helped me pick that first cashout from Billy had been picked up by Efcc. When I heard that news, I wondered how much Bross was making for him to have been picked up and as we hustlers normally do when that sorta of thing happens is to jump the hood, I jumped the hood by going to another part of my state where my guys (hustlers like myself) lived and just stayed put with them there for like a month. But all the while, news from my hood filtered to me and I knew Bross was still being held.


I woke up to the noise of disturbed dogs, the dogs that patrolled the compound at night when everyone in the Apartment slept. Normally the dogs were always very active at night but they don't make so much noise as these ones unless there's an intruder trying to intrude. This particular night everyone was fast asleep after all that partying in the club and rrleturning home very late. I got up to pee and as I made my way from the couch where I slept to my room proper so I could access the restroom there, I hear a shot ring out and a very odd sound from one of the four dogs that patrolled the night.. Armed robbers? I looked a cross the windows and I saw something that looked like someone in a red jacket trying to climb over the fence and the inscription E. F. C. C. What!!! Na movie be this ni?? By now, half the people in the room were awake because that shot initially was loud. Then two more shots and I could hear from outside in hausa, that the cost was cleared now and they could make their entry. I looked at my guy, the one who accomondated me after I jumped the hood and I saw him trying to break his phone, first he slammed it so hard on the floor and repeated that over and over. I didn't know when I joined in to do the same thing as I didn't even know what to make of anything at all in those clutch moment. These operatives didn't even knock or ask us to open the door, the door flunged itself wide open with force from outside that it slammed so hard and the noise was deafening. Then they started picking us up one by one with the girls that followed us home from the club and side by side, we were cuffed in twoos and led outside the compound and was asked to sit on the bare floor while they raided the apartment and brought out our tools as evidences. Then they labeled and tagged everyone's tools like laptops, phones and cars to our respective names and the abokis led us to a waiting bus and the long drive to Abuja began...

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Crime / Re: My EFCC Experience (I Almost Got Extradicted To The USA) by Storypot: 7:53pm On Sep 09, 2023
KyleJason:


Storypot,

Your story make sense.
You would've invested the money in a business instead of lavishing it because another billing might not be possible.

Anyway, thank God you're back after loosing your phone.

Can you update the house on the remaining part of the story?

Yes boss I did
Crime / Re: My EFCC Experience (I Almost Got Extradicted To The USA) by Storypot: 7:50pm On Sep 09, 2023
Wetin man wan do, we returned back to the lodge in complete silence as mumsy don change am for us. But getting back to the lodge, it didnt take long before we got spiked up again and went about life like anything happened. I got a text on my google voice from Billy so i had to excuse myself from the club as it was loud and i needed to concenterate. I soon found a spot in the hotel that was quiet and read Bill's message!


Billy:

(For the first time he didnt use the cupcake slogan he always used) are you sure you are the real Ice?


Fake Ice Spice (me):

Come on Billy, what do you mean??

Billy:

My daughter visited, I told her about you and shes saw/read our conversations now she's questioning you Ice, well the thing is, I trust you, and I had your back but she still insisted that you or. Your profile is catfish and that you could be an individual elshewhere impersonating the Authentic ice Spice and I would start taking her serious when she said she could put her life on it that you are a scam. But I won't still bulge but I would like for you Icey to come just do one thing for me, I will video call you through that I stagram profile, please accept it and just say a hello to me and my daughter.



Omoh which kain problem be this now, nothing wey I noor tell Billy, all the formats I gave Billy, he was believing it but his daughter came with facts that countered my formats. She stood on the fact that if I was Ice Spice and putting into consideration how much his ol man parted with in commitments so far I wouldnt hesitate. We dragged it and dragged it back and forth and that ended in trading and exchange of insults and the girl now said something


"Look, I detest whoever you are, you are a thief and there's nothing more to add to that. I would've overlooked it because for all I care you got crumbs off of my Olman's money. Thankfully I found out now that I did but then again I just will not let this slide. What you did is so bad that I know there are several unsuspecting preys out there like mi Dad and I wouldn't let you take advantage of another. This is not the last of it, the law will be in touch!



I laughed that last line in her message off. I even. Childishly told her to bring it on!!! I thought I can never be caught hahahahaah. The girl stopped chatting however and I went back to my reality.. Well I thought this wasn't the time to feel bad about loosing a client, I would double my hustle and keep at it, I believed another client would come along and with this my new found level, I'd take it slow from there on with how much I have left and see how it goes from there. Stupid me still went ahead and continued bombing with the same fake ice spice account and didn't really the nk muck if there were gonna be any repercussions with my last cash outs if at all. But things are calm for the most part for now.

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Crime / Re: My EFCC Experience (I Almost Got Extradicted To The USA) by Storypot: 10:38am On Sep 09, 2023
Guys I am back, I lost my phone and just replaced it.

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Romance / Re: What's The Coded Name You Use To Refer To A Prostitute? by Storypot: 2:40am On Sep 06, 2023
Hoe-Low-Show
Religion / Re: Pastor Taiwo Odebiyi Sets Lady On Fire During Special Prayer by Storypot: 12:46pm On Aug 31, 2023
hopefulLandlord:
Christians should be very watchful of their utterances against Pastor Taiwo Odebiyi as what he did might've been commanded by Yahweh as he works in mysterious ways and his wisdom, as our perfect Holy Bible said, looks like foolishness unto man.

Yahweh once told the Israelites to kill all Midianites but keep young virgin girls as war booty. This sounds wrong to us but whatever Yahweh commands is wise even if it looks wrong in our limited knowledge he has his reasons

Yahweh figuratively destroyed Saul for not totally destroying the Amalekites

Yahweh once told Ezekiel to eat bread baked with human shiit

Same way Yahweh sent lying spirits to Ahab's prophets. This also sounds wrong to us but he has his reasons we aren't privy to and he answers to no one

Yahweh also hardened Pharaoh's heart while using that as opportunity to send more plagues and kill innocent people until all firstborn sons of the Egyptians are dead. This also sounds cruel but that's Yahweh showing us his loving power and nobody should question him

Yahweh struck Onan dead for refusing to cum into his brother's wife's


Yahweh's ways are not our ways. its possible Yahweh instructed Pastor Taiwo Odebiyi to burn the sister. Yahweh might have his reasons so we should not use our limited knowledge to judge what a man talking to a being of unlimited knowledge does. Beware not to bring a curse upon your lives and future generat.ions by attacking a true man of Yahweh


Your Yawrh is a wicked god
Phones / Re: Apple Launches Iphone 15 Series September 12 by Storypot: 5:46am On Aug 31, 2023
You only need one Samsung, but several iphones

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Education / Re: Nairalanders Name Your Secondary School Or University Let's Connect by Storypot: 5:32am On Aug 31, 2023
Sain Saviours High school
Alagbada
Ijegun
Ikotun
'08 Set
Ss3J
Mrs Uche (Class teacher)

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Travel / Re: Boat Mishap Claims 12 Lives In Nasarawa by Storypot: 8:36am On Aug 25, 2023
Did the boat Implode as it desended the sea bed with now lifeless body? What an horibble way to die Christs!!!!!!!8

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Got Employed At A Farm And Lost My Job In 20 Minutes by Storypot: 9:37pm On Aug 20, 2023
123papas:
I am sure you are lacking sense, storyteller


Youre just too slow for this piece. A.I head!
Sports / Re: Moisés Caicedo & His Girlfriend (Before And After Pictures) by Storypot: 8:58pm On Aug 20, 2023
jeromestarks:

The ones with houses in Lekki.

She skipped that to make her wailings morr believable

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