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When Jesus got to that Church in Jerusalem,the Church at the time was a big big mess as them people turned it to a point where things could be sold or physically exchanged. What did the Lord do? It was very evident he was very furious and he had to get very very physical with everyone in the church hall! He drove out everyone and cleaned the church. But please what do we have these days? The Shepherds put tap water in Botles and sell it to sheeps at an exorbitant price huu lala..

Boondocxs:
How was the watery beans
Hope your ass wasn’t burgled

Hahahaha, fun thing is, I never ate watery beans. My brother hanged tight with me, and had the keys to one of my offline btc wallets that I saved up for rain days. It was never in the phone or they'd have sized it too How brought me food everyday till a miracle happened. Hang tight, it's a long ride of explanations


Na God say make I sure to that Boi when I was free. He's one couz everyone should have in the times of trouble.

Kai Danburoba Baraaawoo the Aboki operative that hit me multiple times across the face retorted.

Then the investigator spoke up again;

Efcc Inv:

Look do you think this is some type of Playstation gathering? Or do we look like jokes to you? So I will put this to you one more time, you give me wrong answers, I will start by telling Aminu to give you the special package. And I assure you you don't want that, I wouldn't want that for my enemy even! So again, do you know any Billy Robert's Hobbs?


I looked at the investigators face after he landed the question for the second time and I could see this was no jokes at all he really meant business and he held his gaze locked in on mine but I couldn't continue looking at him. I looked away for one brief moment and then answered in the affirmative!

Efcc Inv:

Good, now we are getting somewhere.



He then provided from his flat file a bunch of A4 papers that held informations I mean all the chat between me and Billy and also they also presented print outs from my ice plspive profile and laid it bare Infront of me and asked me if I recognized the ice spice fake account and all the chats that I exchanged with Billy. I answered again affirmatively.

Next, they provided a bunch of exhibits that were marked body with my name and then produced my phone and my laptop, my laptop didn't hold plenty evidence as it was tossed aside but my phone that I broke in the residence was provided, and an operative with the red jacket tag 'engineer' was brought in as I saw the guy, in my head that Mobhad line "wetin be this one like this" very popular song on tiktok filtered my head... Before I re I know, tools were provided, dey play, my iPhone that I slammed so hard against the tilling in the residence was fixed in no very time and the efcc guy didn't waste time, he just showed me to my phone or rather showed my phone to me and the werey unlocked like it has been expecting judgements day Chai. Then they went into my phone and stripped it down off of all the Information it held in it's arsenal and then the put everything in one single file and I was asked to be returned to the cell until later.

I was returned to the cell together with the other guys Omo na there I knew that Boss in my area that was arrested earlier commanded the cell room, egbon adugbo Don turn number one for cell and as soon as the cell mates received me, he didn't let them touch me.. He promoted me to the second in command straight and said that the way things looked, me and him could be running the cell for a long long time so I. Was better to have me promoted now so we could grow together in government.. Werey egbon adugbo!!!!!

PaNnamdi:
Wow nice story
Storypot please mention me in the next episode.

Am glad u survived to tell your story.many couldn't

God has a plan for you,most of the energy u used you were deceived into channeling it the wrong way online not the right way but however God has given u a second chance.

Thanks Boss

Guys these updates are slow because I work and when I return from my shift, I am already tired and spent. So I can think I'd rather write one long chapter and keep up with it after this one make una no vez, Bill's don't pay themselves.

BallingGuy:
Kindly mention me when you update the story.

Sitted and cuffed inside that white hilux coaster bus, I could tell the hilux was brand new because it still had factory nylons adorning it and the new car smell. And the ever blazing air conditioner present.. I kid you not that ride was the most uncomfortable ride I had taking from anywhere to anywhere my whole life.. The atmosphere was quiet, cold and grim, who dared say anything? We already knew what was to come, we just didn't know what to expect. I had heard several Efcc stories and how guys went from grace to grace after every arrest, I heard they'd confiscate everything you owned or accuired through fraud and would be sentenced. All those tales, well I would experience the fables in no time as the situation dragged on. By the time we got to Abuja, I was already feeling pressed, and when the Bus drove into Efcc Quaters Abuja I legitimately pied my panties as the bus made it's way from the cross section at the gate to another section of the edifice that was marked "Interrogations" and finally came to a halt. Then in a single file the operatives had us line out of the bus. First thing we did was to have a photo shoot, all of us were arranged Ina group and an official picture of the arrest taken, then the second photo session was where they lined us up individually with our exibhits. My Camry sport Vehicle , Apple devices, e c etc was coalated and I was made to stand in front of the exhibits and my photo taken. Then they singled only me out from the lot and led the other suspects to a seperate block while I was taken inside "interrogations" I heard one of the Abokis in Hausa saying

"Kai wannan rouge ciki, lamarinsa ya bambanta da sauran"

Which meant in English

"Take this rouge inside, his case is different from the others"

Wait what? What does that mean, but before I knew what was happening, I was bundled and cuffed inside a small ro that had no windows but just 2 chairs and a table and a lamp that hunged freely above our head. I sat there alone in that room for close to 3 hours thereabouts so I thought when it finally opened and 3 operatives walked into the room and one of them sat and just looked me straight in the eye for what seemed like 20 seconds then he looked away and then provided an office flat file and then removed a document from the dozens of documents that criminally sat in the flat file and placed one of them in front of me. I peeked into the document and my first message to Billy on Instagram was looking at me eye to eye and then it went from the first message to the last message I exchanged with his daughter and then and there I knew why they said my case was different.


The interrogator then spoke Up.

Efcc Int:
Do you know any Billy Hobbs?

Me:
Not at all Sir

Then I felt something resounding hitting me across the face multiple times. Omoh them talk say soldiers Sabi slap Person, Efcc operatives don slap you before??

Guys, believe it or not, that money was evil, me and my mum we broke up, Me and Paulo we stopped talking because he thought at some point I was bodying him... I wasn't even bothered about Me and Paul's break up, But my Mom's like she literally stopped talking to me and avoided me everywhere. Because after Billy, remember I said I was gonna double my hustle and keep at it, of course I kept at it and went from an unknown underdog in the street rankings to the Celebrity King of Keyboardist in my Hood. I dey cashout, I didn't have another steady client but about six months after Billy omo Madcashouts so you can understand why those breakups I afformetioned materialized, Mom was scared and Paulo was jealous because his cashout were chicken poop. I did everything for him and I dunno, people change. The First Efcc news that filtered the hood was that Boss that helped me pick that first cashout from Billy had been picked up by Efcc. When I heard that news, I wondered how much Bross was making for him to have been picked up and as we hustlers normally do when that sorta of thing happens is to jump the hood, I jumped the hood by going to another part of my state where my guys (hustlers like myself) lived and just stayed put with them there for like a month. But all the while, news from my hood filtered to me and I knew Bross was still being held.


I woke up to the noise of disturbed dogs, the dogs that patrolled the compound at night when everyone in the Apartment slept. Normally the dogs were always very active at night but they don't make so much noise as these ones unless there's an intruder trying to intrude. This particular night everyone was fast asleep after all that partying in the club and rrleturning home very late. I got up to pee and as I made my way from the couch where I slept to my room proper so I could access the restroom there, I hear a shot ring out and a very odd sound from one of the four dogs that patrolled the night.. Armed robbers? I looked a cross the windows and I saw something that looked like someone in a red jacket trying to climb over the fence and the inscription E. F. C. C. What!!! Na movie be this ni?? By now, half the people in the room were awake because that shot initially was loud. Then two more shots and I could hear from outside in hausa, that the cost was cleared now and they could make their entry. I looked at my guy, the one who accomondated me after I jumped the hood and I saw him trying to break his phone, first he slammed it so hard on the floor and repeated that over and over. I didn't know when I joined in to do the same thing as I didn't even know what to make of anything at all in those clutch moment. These operatives didn't even knock or ask us to open the door, the door flunged itself wide open with force from outside that it slammed so hard and the noise was deafening. Then they started picking us up one by one with the girls that followed us home from the club and side by side, we were cuffed in twoos and led outside the compound and was asked to sit on the bare floor while they raided the apartment and brought out our tools as evidences. Then they labeled and tagged everyone's tools like laptops, phones and cars to our respective names and the abokis led us to a waiting bus and the long drive to Abuja began...

KyleJason:
Storypot,

Your story make sense.
You would've invested the money in a business instead of lavishing it because another billing might not be possible.

Anyway, thank God you're back after loosing your phone.

Can you update the house on the remaining part of the story?

Yes boss I did

Wetin man wan do, we returned back to the lodge in complete silence as mumsy don change am for us. But getting back to the lodge, it didnt take long before we got spiked up again and went about life like anything happened. I got a text on my google voice from Billy so i had to excuse myself from the club as it was loud and i needed to concenterate. I soon found a spot in the hotel that was quiet and read Bill's message!


Billy:

(For the first time he didnt use the cupcake slogan he always used) are you sure you are the real Ice?


Fake Ice Spice (me):

Come on Billy, what do you mean??

Billy:

My daughter visited, I told her about you and shes saw/read our conversations now she's questioning you Ice, well the thing is, I trust you, and I had your back but she still insisted that you or. Your profile is catfish and that you could be an individual elshewhere impersonating the Authentic ice Spice and I would start taking her serious when she said she could put her life on it that you are a scam. But I won't still bulge but I would like for you Icey to come just do one thing for me, I will video call you through that I stagram profile, please accept it and just say a hello to me and my daughter.



Omoh which kain problem be this now, nothing wey I noor tell Billy, all the formats I gave Billy, he was believing it but his daughter came with facts that countered my formats. She stood on the fact that if I was Ice Spice and putting into consideration how much his ol man parted with in commitments so far I wouldnt hesitate. We dragged it and dragged it back and forth and that ended in trading and exchange of insults and the girl now said something


"Look, I detest whoever you are, you are a thief and there's nothing more to add to that. I would've overlooked it because for all I care you got crumbs off of my Olman's money. Thankfully I found out now that I did but then again I just will not let this slide. What you did is so bad that I know there are several unsuspecting preys out there like mi Dad and I wouldn't let you take advantage of another. This is not the last of it, the law will be in touch!



I laughed that last line in her message off. I even. Childishly told her to bring it on!!! I thought I can never be caught hahahahaah. The girl stopped chatting however and I went back to my reality.. Well I thought this wasn't the time to feel bad about loosing a client, I would double my hustle and keep at it, I believed another client would come along and with this my new found level, I'd take it slow from there on with how much I have left and see how it goes from there. Stupid me still went ahead and continued bombing with the same fake ice spice account and didn't really the nk muck if there were gonna be any repercussions with my last cash outs if at all. But things are calm for the most part for now.

Guys I am back, I lost my phone and just replaced it.

Hoe-Low-Show

hopefulLandlord:
Christians should be very watchful of their utterances against Pastor Taiwo Odebiyi as what he did might've been commanded by Yahweh as he works in mysterious ways and his wisdom, as our perfect Holy Bible said, looks like foolishness unto man.

Yahweh once told the Israelites to kill all Midianites but keep young virgin girls as war booty. This sounds wrong to us but whatever Yahweh commands is wise even if it looks wrong in our limited knowledge he has his reasons

Yahweh figuratively destroyed Saul for not totally destroying the Amalekites

Yahweh once told Ezekiel to eat bread baked with human shiit

Same way Yahweh sent lying spirits to Ahab's prophets. This also sounds wrong to us but he has his reasons we aren't privy to and he answers to no one

Yahweh also hardened Pharaoh's heart while using that as opportunity to send more plagues and kill innocent people until all firstborn sons of the Egyptians are dead. This also sounds cruel but that's Yahweh showing us his loving power and nobody should question him

Yahweh struck Onan dead for refusing to cum into his brother's wife's


Yahweh's ways are not our ways. its possible Yahweh instructed Pastor Taiwo Odebiyi to burn the sister. Yahweh might have his reasons so we should not use our limited knowledge to judge what a man talking to a being of unlimited knowledge does. Beware not to bring a curse upon your lives and future generat.ions by attacking a true man of Yahweh

Your Yawrh is a wicked god

You only need one Samsung, but several iphones

Sain Saviours High school
Alagbada
Ijegun
Ikotun
'08 Set
Ss3J
Mrs Uche (Class teacher)

Did the boat Implode as it desended the sea bed with now lifeless body? What an horibble way to die Christs!!!!!!!8

123papas:
I am sure you are lacking sense, storyteller

Youre just too slow for this piece. A.I head!

jeromestarks:
The ones with houses in Lekki.

She skipped that to make her wailings morr believable

MyVILLAGEpeople:
An average Nigerian mom will never say this. Interesting

Its not every moms that support crime Sir! Some still have their dignity in check.

123papas:
Don’t insult me. That story is definitely not true or you.

Its fiction dude.. are you not seeing my username...omo comon sense should be commom na

Omoh i wan craze. Paulo self wan mad. You know that type of madness reeled with happiness but you just couldnt do much to express it because we were in a space that accomondated us and other people but the both of us were grinning from ear to ear and i looked at Paulo and he had the biggest smirk on his face.. we were just shinning teeth like idiots, happy idiots. Suddenly i got up and Paulo did the same and we headed for the room that housed us in the lodge.. You see that walk from the Lounge to the room ehn, it was at that point that i realized money can change someone's walking, i began to realize that been broke wasnt my real face but this new found levels was it, as it had everything. Got to the room and Paulo and i started wilding on what to do with these funds...and like the adage always said that money wey pikin first see na akara e go take am chop dem noor lie ooo. We upgraded our hotel room from a normal room to an enclosed private suite in the hotel and paid that room forward.I looked at how much was left after we paid upfront for the suite and realized that i still had enough left. Then stupidly, me and Paulo went to a car stand the next day and paid for a muscle camry Spyder 2008 silver ride.

Omoh that car announced us to the whole area and it was how we announced the procument of the ride. We went to our street first, Paulo was driving and the song that was blasting from the car speakers was that popular cblavk ft NairaMarley's ogologo track and this particular line of the track accompanied the car into our street



"Never broke again àwọn ìjọba ceecee
Chevrolet camaro ya tó infinity
Ara utility mi ò ní gungirity
Má tá fele fele Come My vicinity
Garri ó need ìpolówó
Àti mo pé ẹni Mission
Ọlopa mú ẹ ó ní kó má gbé e gba títí
Ọmọ àṣẹ kò sá tí de Station"


Never Broke again them credit card boys
Chevrolet Camaro is different from infinity
All my utility no get gungirity
No just do anyhow come my vicinity
Garri noor need advert,
We don know say una get mission
Police catch you, you say make dem no carry you pass main road.
Simpleton make you sha reach station!



Paulo purposely chossed this track and put it on repeat so that people in the area can be peppered and the tactic worked well. We got to my house and my mum was picking beans for the evening just outside the verandah Paulo parked and i got off and produced a wad of cash that i had on me and started spraying my mum, Paulo collected the tray of dry beans she was picking and flunged it all the way across to the next compound, neighbours came out and was watching the fanfare when mom suddey brought everything to a halt and even asked Paulo to shut the music that was balsting loudly from the car off!


Edem, where una take see money, who get car my mum quipped! I told her the car was mine and the money too. Then she queriied forward amd asked what type of work we did on Sunday that made us this rich and why i have been missing from home etc etc. The thing was, i wouldve preffered to keep this whole car thing private as i knew what and how my mum would be but it was Paulo that suggested a fanfare and stopping by at my mom's so she could bless the car! I finaly opened up to my mum the hustle that i learnt and the result it yielded. I have never been embarrased my whole life, Mom asked me to manually pick all the funds i sprayed, and return it to the owner and return the car to wherever it came from! My mum then went inside and returned with a new tray and beans seedlings!

Very Nice. Thay reece James sister stomping on our dear baby was the height of it and their undoing!

Next day which was a Monday, we ditched the lodge, went to another lodge at another hotel that was fairly bigger than the one we stayed the night before. Paulo like got on his phone and chatted up a phone agent he knew and that one in no time delivered two Uk used iphones for the both of us. My own phone was costlier than Paulo's tho but iPhones were iPhones. Later that day, we biked to a boutique and bought graphical Tee-Shirts and Jeans and slides to match and by the time we got back to our hotel room, we realized we spent even out of budget but didnt care. I cleaned up and changed into our new boutique accuired wears and headed for the Hotel's lounge and guess what, me and Paulo fitted in with the other ballers this time unlike the last night we were partying and people looked at us like we were not supposed to be there (sapa things) it was understandable that way tho as you needed to see Paulo's Shoes hahahaha shoe wey he dey always polish every Sunday and who the fuvck goes to a club in their Sunday church shoes and clothes hahaha. But on this day we were cute and cuddely. We aproached the lounge where the bar was and the air in that room felt different and one of the babes even looked my way and gave me a wink! Hoe-low-Shows! I retorted to myself!

Bar boy came to our table and asked what we'd drink so he could get them for us but i kept on typing and typing and typing and it was Paulo that made our order. I was typing and updating Billy on this new phone and i enjoyed it, phone was super fast! I kinda like went from a tecno android to an iphone so you could understand. We drank and as we did i kept typing away. My second billing experience with Paulo that provided $2k had taught me to be smart with my billings so armed with that previous experience, i went in for the kill and this time asked Bill for $10k!! Like Paulo said the last time, i am the celeb and i could call whatever numbers i wanted. Bill read the $10k message and felt kinda reluctant, he said he could send that to me tho but that was too much for him to fork out at once. I didnt want to hint Paulo as i wanted to cash ou this $10k by myself and take the glory just like Paulo typed texted $2k and cashed it out on my behalf. Omo Billy no succumb. Out of fustrations i showed the chat to Paulo amd just left him with my phone and let my mind wander back to the events of the past few days.. my mother had been ringing my phone i was ignoring her calls because she can nag for Afrika. And then my mind wandered back to Saturday when i was at Paulo's house and his mother kicked the both of us out for being very idle and jobless. Then i thought about Ada. That one told me to my face that she only dates big boys and i was short of expectations. Then i thought about how the other day i collected cash from my mum to cut my hair, and when i returned from the Barbers Shop, my Mom asked me to return to the shop and made sure they cut my hair very very low. We almost fought that day.


Eureka!!!! Paulo mused to himself and said "i no know why person wey get head no dey get cap and person wey get cap noor dey get head!! he had gotten busy with Billy just like the last time and this time he cashed the thousands out!! Billy paid after Paulos update. This time we didnt use Bross cash tag, Paulo facilitated the payment and recieved it in bitcoins and as at the time, bitcoins were going crazy and was at an all time high!

10,000×630= 6.3m

I am at church i would have written more ....

Paulo:
Guy calm down joor, that $500 initially small, how can ice spice be asking a fan for five hundred dollars guy, this noor be about greediness you even get luck say this client noor question you.. So try dey bill better money wey go match your celebrity profile if any client wan commit.


His explanation made some sense quite alright but ah, lets just see how it goes. Another ten minutes passed and then Viola i saw that Billy was suddenly typing then the message came through and read


Billy:

Cupcake, sorry a loud truck parked right by my house and i had to go outside to tell them off of my property. So do i credit the last cash tag from the lasttime??

I answered affirmatively

Billy:
Alright now, hang in there, go nowhere!


I looked up at Paulo who was sitted glued to me observing the conversation from me and Billy and he met my gaze with an "i told you" Billy then returned to the chat and told me he'd sent the cash. I texted Bross on whatsapp and he confirmed the pickup! Chai come and see jubilations inside our hotel room between me and Paulo! Id say if this was a movie and me and Paulo were the casts and you the reader was watching at home, the point where Bross confirmed the $2k theyd have put a theme song there to accompany the scamming success and if that was anything to go by if at all, Olu maintain's Yahooze song would have been playing in the background while we jubilated and the song went thus

Ema wo awon bois yi kamakazee on a kentro level, yahooze ejawonsi!

Yahooo ooooo o ooo yahoooze

First thing na hummer hummer hummer
First thing na hummer, hummer hummer
Two thousand dollars elo lomaje timba shesi naira yeehh owo!


I got the credit transfer on the two thousand dollars and as usual bross always took a percentage/cut i didnt mind, na so street be.

Then for the first time in our lives, me and Paulo partied hard and even ended up sleeping with whores that patronized men in the hotel. In our minds we were big boys and like Bros told us, if one client pay you one, he fit pay you two. But i promise to tell the events that unfolded before our very own eyes in the months that followed.

Me: If Mums noor dey where you dey. Comot for there dey come Hospital road, i dey Larikk Hotels.

Paulo: Larikk? Guy wetin carry you go there? Abi you wan go start work for there?

Me: Guy dey come i go explain everything give you when you reach.

Paulo:
I belive you but i gat carry bike na you go pay??

Me: i go pay just dey come.

Paulo:
Levels!! ....... Guy, You ......


Paulo was going to say something else, i just ended the call and thought out loud to myself, he talks too much. Not that i noticed that he did or that he really was a talkative.. But the peper that sat and rested in my bank account suddenly made me see some things as stress. Like i mentioned my pastor singing mid sermon at every opportunity, and here was my regular dude talking to me on the phone as regular as we used to and i found his high pitched voice annoying for the first time since i known him! Funny what a few hundreds of dollars could do to a person. Now speaking of dollars, like a flash i realized that i slept off and left Billy to himself on my instagram. That was not cool, i tapped on the insta app on my phone and it took me directly to messages and Billy had left several messages to that effect.


Fake Ice Spice (me):

Hi Billy, i am sorry i was missing in action for some hours, remember i told you i was recording at a studio in the Bronx, i had to get real busy so as to finish up the song i was making with my team. I am very sorry i didnt get a chance to inform you i would be M.i.a for a while.

Billy responded almost immediately;

Hey Cupcake, i thought you caked in on me, but i know you are a busy person to that effect. Glad you came back and thanks for that. I almost thought you didnt get the money from the tag you sent (remember you said it belonged to your manager) and thought She prob didnt release the funds to you or it wasnt enough.



Reading that last line in his message, i thought that was another opportunity to bill Bill as Bross had hinted me before.. But at that point i became scared because i thought repeating the billing may deplet Bills finances and i also thought i was being greedy. Then Paulo's call came in, i accepted his call told him i was coming downstairs to pick him and pay the bike guy.


Billy please give me a minute!

I was downstairs in no time. And Paulo was grinning from ear to ear when he saw me. I paid the bike guy, and me and himself proceeded to my room we chatted all the way to my room and by the time we got to my room, Paulo already had an idea what went down.

Paulo:
Guy this noor be small rubbers wey gum you oo chai

Me:
guy come read something


I showed Paulo my phone and let him read through, i was still suggesting that we find our way to Bross house so he can rebill this client when i saw Paulo typing something on my phone and when i checked he had already sent it and the message already delivered and Billy had read it. Paulo billed Billy $2000.00 on my behalf i thought i was being greedy, here was a greedy scumbag that i labeled my pal!

Me:
Two thousand dollars Paulo!!!! I swear you are greedy.. and you go dey blame politician!!

I went livid with rage when Bill read the message and didnt respond.

123papas:
AI generated story

I wrote it myself check my other threads Mr Ai head

I got to bross house sweating and panting because i ran all the way as Billy kept on messaging and was adamant for the cash tag. I finally linked up with Bross and showed him the conversation and Bross took the chat up from there and in an hour, i was $500 richer. Just like that i asked bross. Then Bross took $150 out of the funds and left me with $350. He sent the naira equivalent to my account and told me to keep updating Billy he called billy my (sure client) and Bross even gave me tips for the next billing. Then i set off into my horizon. I rang Paulo and he didnt pick his calls i just couldnt go back to church now and i dared not return home or my mom would drown me with questions as to why i came home from church earlier than the usual time. I have never lodged in a hotel with my money all my life and as soon as the idea strucked, i liked it and stopped a bike that took me from that point to a very popular hotel in my area. I took a room and paid. the room was very welcoming, chilly and neat.

I then threw myself on the bed as soon as the porter guy that took and showed me to my room collected his tip and left. I checked into the balcony of the room i was and i loved the view of the town from there. I used the intercom and the lady on the other end informed me politely that i had dailed the kitchen and how she may be of help to me. Omo see levels. I told her what i needed and gave her my room number. I dialed the bar, gave them my order and sat and waited for the things i ordered and it didnt even take so long before they arrived. The pounded yam and egusi i ordered was steaming hot like they just made it.. even the egusi didnt look like something that was made earlier and refrigirated everything came fresh and was tasty and enjoyable..i forgot to mention the very very very chilled Smirnoff ice big bottle that came with the dish. I ate everything and washed it off with Smirnoff and as we know theres a little bit of alchol in Smirnoff ice, so the alchol coupled with the situation the room was in that i afformentioned earlier and the peper that was resting in my account. I slept off!


Vroom Vroom Vrooooom my phone skidded. I forgot it was still on vibrate only but for the fact that it was on the bed while i slept, the vibrating intensity was enough to wake me up from my sleep. I looked at the screen and it was Paulo. I picked the call and he was frantic,

Paulo: Guy where you dey na, you just commot church like that everybody come dey find you!

I was still half awake and trying to put my words together when Paulo said himslef and my mom had been looking for me after church and it was right there that it all dawned on me the events of the past 7 hours or thereabouts

Paulo:
Your papa nooor know wetin time talk?

Me: wetin time talk??

I excused my phone from my ears where i had been listening to Paulo for a minute so i could have an idea what the time said from my phone screen and wow. 7pm

I was going ro respond immidately because i had spammed for weeks and just got two replies, this one from Billy and another reply that didnt really hold any water. I was going to type my reply when Pastor started singing one unsolicited song that i had to play chords to. Chai! I locked my phone and threw it in my pockets and then played chords that accompanied the song. We had not gone very far with the song when my phone vibrated again. Vroom vroom vroom it went in my pockets. i just couldnt wait for the song to stop so i could ditch the choir area where the keyboard and drumset section was. Because this time, my phone did not stop vibrating and at the time i felt if i didnt give it the attention it wanted, it could eat deep into my skin because of the intensity.

Finally, the song ended, Pastor carried on with preaching, choirs sat/settled and i made my way from the choir section out of the church. This time Billy was typing and sending me messages nonstop! He had became starstrucked after reading my initial message and when be saw that i read and didnt give a reply, he proceeded to sending me multiple messages until i responded as he didnt want to pass up the chance to talk to his fav celebrity. I replied back to him and we exchanged messages for about 20 more minutes and that duration was enough time for me to see if he could commit to my first billing. (I wasnt supposed to bill this client at the very first exchange but then like i said i had spammed for weeks with no reply and this was one reply that really got me eager) so i put it to Bill and heres how


Fake Ice Spice;

Bill i am currently in a Studio in the Bronx, i cant leave the section here, so heres the thing, id like it if you sent me $500 on cash app so i could order food for me and my personal assistant and when i get out of here, i will send your money back with interest.

Bill:
Thats not a problem Icey, i would do anything to keep this little ship of ours going. Whats your cash tag??

Cash tag he asked, i almost couldnt beleieve it as it sounded too good to be true.. but i still contained myself that way and was about texting bros to ask for his cash tag when pastor started singing again. Why will he even be singing mid-sermon i began to question that act itself, something that pastor always did, something that i had never ever questioned or given much thought my whole existence in that church!

So as it stood, i was torn inbetween going back to the keyboard and playing for God or going to Bros house and making the devils money. The song kept on and i could hear Paulo playing the drums to the song but i was missing and so was the melodies from the keys. So i backtracked and headed for Bros house. I fogured if i went back into the church to hint Paulo, i would be churchtied so i left him in the cburch and went afyer the devils money! Contree hard abeg

Myself and Paul, very tight firends. So it happened that after high school and inbetween writting exams and seeking addmissions we learnt celebrity dating from one of our street Bros and here's how everthing played out.

Weeks after we learnt that update from Bros, we started working on our own and if we ran into any issues, we'd update Bros or go to his house. The way he taugh us, youd create a fake/clone instagram profile of a popular American celebrity then use the cloned account to spam the real celebrity's account followers impersonating and for scamish/catfish intentions.

I used ice spice as my cloned celeb and i started spamming with it. So this very Special Sunday, i was in church with Paul and my phone vibrated in my pockets. I wouldnt want to check watever notification it was at that time as i was on the Keys and Paul was on the drums. But my ohone had a mind of its own in that instance and it kept repeating the attention grabbing vibrant jiggle it made in my pockets to contunue dragging my attentiom from the song the choirs were singing that i was strumming the keys on the keyboard to. The choir stoopped singing for a minute and i was able to see whats up. Oh an instagram notification from Ice Spice well not tbe real ice spice, it was my cloned account of her and someone replied to my spam messages from one of her real followers that thought he was onto the real Ice Spice and his message read thus.


My initial spam message was;

Fake Ice Spice:
Hows it going Billy, if you ever get to read this, just know that i am connecting with you through my alternate account as my main page has handlers and is always busy and once a while i love connecting with my fans through comments that they make on my main page and get to know them. I'd like to read from and get to know you if you dont mind.

Till then Ice spice.


The response i got;

Billy;
This must be a dream Icey. I am a die hard fan and i have been supporting from the get go!! This is sureal! I'm honoured i must say. Ive got all of your songs and merchs! Please write me again when you read from me Icey, i'd be looking forward to it.


Tbc