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Clinghton:
You should have applied to be a striker at any football club.

Haha

I am in prospectively

Wodu89:
The guy is a master at writing stories. I may employ him to write stories as.i intend starting a radio comedy series and need story writers


You should see his other thread for another story

stylishwears:
This is so funny...op u a good writer
I wish u could write a marketing pitch for me

I can

Wodu89:
Lessons learnt ?

Yes, the problem was, I have never seen so many chicks clustered in one place in my life, it was anxiety..i felt like the whole space was closing in on me and this chickens..i mean I felt like if I went any further, one of them would swallow me. They were that big! So next time if they charged at me we would box instead of that Cristiano Ronald type chicken shot!!!

I applied for a farm job through my street dude, he informed me there was an opening at the place where he worked and the pay was a little above current minimum wage. A week.later I was talking on the phone with the manager who had rang me up that morning and then made arrangements to see him the next day. Next day, I met with him and after a bit back and forth with conversations, he gave me the job and asked if I could start immediately as they were short staffed a bit and needed hands. I started the job immediately and the man handed me over to one of the other boys and that one introduced me to other guys who worked there and took me to a section of the farm where I was going to be working. My job was to always collect all the was laid by the chicks. It was a very big space and I'd say they'd have close to 600 chickens in this particular section. So i,d step in there with the chickens and manually pick and crate the eggs. As the Dude was explaining things to me etc the boss came around with his inspection calls and they asked me to demonstrate what the Dude had explained to me.. they wanted to see if I understood. I stepped into the cage/ barn whatever the name was and then the chickens started making their helish intruder noises and then one of them charged at me.. I didnt know if it charged at me or it was merely running my way.. I kicked that chicken absentmindendly and it sent it flying all the way accross the terrace and when it finally came to a halt, it was limp. Omo the owner wan craze. He almost got me arrested. Kicking the chicken, I forgot I was at work.

aimmoney9:
As a woman the easiest and natural way to increase your buttocks is as follows:

Put your two legs together while in a standing position and in a continuous manner use your hands to touch your toes, come up and go down again.....make sure to keep ur whole body straight.....

For the desperate do it 100 times (that is 100 movements of the above) in the morning and same 100 times in the evening.....

In one week nyash go plenty, if you want more you can do it 3 times in a day or more than.....

Benefits of this my exercise is that it also flattens the stomach at the same time....

As a man I was doing it to flatten my stomach but I noticed it was bringing out my butt that I never had or needed so I stopped immediately....that was when I discovered it......

But this kain Yanch dey strong!!!

dwayne111:
Honestly, piano and guitar is are the instruments I've been looking to learn since childhood, but you know, hustling and bustling never gave me the chance yet, but I'm a very fast learner( In everything).

Kanye doesnt even know how to play the piano but he's recorded nd produced so many hit albums

So yes, you can be a music producer without learning the piano or any other music instruments. You do not need to know piano to make beats, but obviously it will help. It will help in a couple different areas: Allow for quick improvisation of loops, and catchy parts.

Can I be a music producer when I don't know how to ... - Quora

datola:
What did he smoke?

Carbon

Samirana360:
Night driving dey sweet oo
I remember when I was doing Uber in Lagos, I only work at night.... Free road, no lastma, no police, no vio, no road safety.
But it's dangerous oo
Can't remember how many times I slept on the road, agbero attack, evil people etc....


Night driving is the best shaa especially in Lagos

turn this your comment to lyrics and read it Shallipopi's voice, now you've made a banger!!!! hahahahahahahahahahah colo's

Utanisco:
Chai
Style plus that year


Call my name
I played this song for 12000 times that year

Enough streams from a single person in recent times! if they had social media and streaming platforms back in the day, these guys would have trillions of al-together streams now!! great memories i tell ya

clearcrystal:
Ha

Is Zinolesky drunk?

just be yourself, dont take it personal.

Puss360:
The hole is for Structural integrity of th stool when you sit... If u notice, it is always round. If it were square, pressure from your weight while sitting will begin from the "Square edges" and cause the chair to crack... But as it is round, the pressure is evenly distributed...

Oceangate titan sub engineer i hail

talented321:
Nigerians
When they never get any meaningful income/backup they don jump into marriage, as if na food them they share for marriage

You dont know the story so it's understandable

seyiojomu:
Ghen gheun

House Fly carry cow skin

Mrl1:
Why did you tell him or her . Do you know if him or her want to drug someone? Or if him or her want to take overdose for suicide purpose? What if e wan r@pe person? Make una day use una head sometimes

i am sorry Sir

Looks like the wedding was about just 3 people in gold chairs.. i didnt even see the bride or groom in the photos

kokoBoii:
Please what drug can I use to make someone sleep like a piece of wood that even if you flog the person Cain with force, they will not wake up? It should be something that a 12 year old can take

Abi na you wan take am because of lack of sleep. Swiphnol 2mg two tablets thank me later

descartes400:
Serena Williams looks scary as shit! one would think she's a transgender.

She's pregnant. you left that out of your trolling!

IconicR:
That's disrespectful, he should have just send her away

Don't be a cunt please

livebyday:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I see loud mouths like you all the time. They are tough guys till I start. Then crying for mama and peeing pooping and claiming innocent. 🤣 It's always the same .

You talk about innocent. Pray not to enter I can make you confess to raping your own mother.

Just be a good citizen and watch what you say to people

Online Jack Bauer online lo wa

odehh

Acekidc4:
Those Motherfuckers should be Castrated. I hate rapist, c'mon I have Sisters.






PATRON

Slawomir you forgot to switch monkiers

HanisahZuwy:
My legs? How? This was after the test. She then said 'keep it up', with a thumbs up sign from her to me. She wasn't referring to my legs because this was after the test.

your kitten no smell na wetin she mean

duro4chang:
Not every duro is Durojaye. We have
Durotoye
Durowade
Durotimi
Durotola
Durosinmi
Durowade etc

Durogbachange e

There's this woman we made contributions for to start up a buisness. Frying yam,potatoes and fish in a very busy junction.

We got her frying pan, gas and tripod, beans, potatoes, fish and other stuff in small quantity for a start, the first day she sold everything and had to buy yams from aboki for her waiting customers, we were surprised and happy.

She sold for one week and stopped, I asked her what the problem was she said her pastor asked her to stop that her ELEDA (creator) is not happy with her, her destiny is greater than frying yam at the junction!

I asked what her new plans are now, she said her pastor asked her to come to the church to fast for 7days so as to appease her ELEDA, I asked her what will happen to her buisness?

She said her Pastor's cousin will take over. I said ok

The pastor's cousin came to the point where she does the buisness, found the locker open the gas and other utensils were not there. She called from church to tell me her pastor's cousin's findings.

I told her the people who contributed has taken them back, let the pastor's cousin buy her own. She ended the call...

I saw her few weeks in mile 12 helping people to carry load ! A tear drop escaped my eyes.....

Perhaps, her ELEDA IS PROUD OF HER NEW PROFESSION!



If Jesus Christ should come back today to see what Nigeria pastors are doing in his name.... He'll jejely go back to heaven

Maybe her Eleda like her to be Alabaru 🙄😳😳 Awon werey, Ode, Oponu Afofun gbemu

Styluss:
Wasted talent, he should have gone to a more competitive league. His signing with MLS is a prerequisite to his certain career oblivion.

Kill yourself na

otipoju:
This addi tion will surely destroy you.


Of all addictions na gambling be your own.

Only GOD van save you.

You life don scatter fully

Gambling and colo's na bad addiction

IconicR:
After all the money and comfort she's still insecure, rubbish. Did Ned marry her with this shape? Who is she trying to impress. Nonsense

wife plenty calm down.. in neds home, its competition of the finest! Regina wants herself to be ned's last so that the property go reach everybody. or else ned go marry again.. do you know who is giving Regina headaches in Ned's compound?? its that ned's Oyinbo wife!!

They'll be like "hmmmmmmmmmmmmn Yahooboi"

in the first pic, she thought she'd arrived. moving around with manowar and few of her course mates. She thought she was the president