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You start saving up for your responsibilities cos I tell you, it’s not easy to be a father

debradup:
A man unable to decide makes all boring ƛŋδ pissing...'I like yu more dan i like her' buh he stil chose her above whom he likes

It’s simple. He really likes you but because the other lady already has a child for him, and due to the fact that he doesn’t want multiple babies everywhere, he had to go back to her

Damn!

She has refused to let you date her but she has now automatically turned you to her errand boy that's just so dumb!

The girl is hot yet you have refused to play by her rules. Tomorrow, u will start a new thread on nairaland saying you caught your girl banging some massive corks

Eyah, that was a really intelligent way for the mum.


But I wonder if Nigerian kids will be any scared

A friend is having a similar situation and I’d be so glad to get some ideas on here to give him

..expecting people’s advice

MaziOmenuko:
Just that?

Thought there was more to the program than sending out congratulatory messages?

I feel there is more to the program as the blog contains more info

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Congrats! I pray this works out well for you.

Amen, thanks man

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…but isn’t that machinery too BIG for such minimal task?

This thread go make some boys begin dey nyash without condom now...

The option of electricity in Nigeria is a thing of luck. U could possibly choose a community with fairly stable electricity and within few months of ur stay, things turn around and electricity becomes a problem.

I'd suggest you go for a more stable resource like water

This thread makes a lot of sense though...

But on a second thought, more men die these days than women. Or is it the troubles of the women that is responsible?

I've always never liked fame cos I'm more of an introvert, so YEAH, I'd go for PLENTY of money. I wanna be stinking rich

All these African countries with their funny reports...or is that supposed 2 be a medical report?

A man and his wife were sleeping naked late in the night at the top most floor of their 4-storey building apartment. Suddenly the wife woke up and screamed, 'my husband is coming!'

The man jerked up from his sleep, in a rush he jumped out of the window , landed hard on the ground floor, broke his two front teeth and fractured his ribs.

Just then, he realised he was the husband

Sometimes, eating just one puci can be really tiring
And if she just recently gave birth, with the profound widening of the cookie, you’d be so tempted to go for something different

Too late! Whatever harm he intends to cause with it must have been done by now

You’re a guy so why post this as if it was you?

Na from only kissing dem dey graduate to phucking

dsaynt:
I've got a brand new (unopened and sealed) GTA 5, FIFA 15 (only been played once) and Need for Speed RIVALs for sale.
Sweetest deal ever
Cost for all is 16k (GTA 5= 7k , FIFA 15 =5K, Need for Speed Rivals = 4k)
Any takers? serious offers only

I'm interested, how do I contact you?

Funny cartoon that tells u the reality of things.
Like I've always said, the National Conference was just a big joke and an avenue to chop money

Well I hope this won't be the new trend for getting the attention of Presidents cos soon enough, ppl go dey throw stones instead