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This thread go make some boys begin dey nyash without condom now...

The option of electricity in Nigeria is a thing of luck. U could possibly choose a community with fairly stable electricity and within few months of ur stay, things turn around and electricity becomes a problem.

I'd suggest you go for a more stable resource like water

This thread makes a lot of sense though...

But on a second thought, more men die these days than women. Or is it the troubles of the women that is responsible?

I've always never liked fame cos I'm more of an introvert, so YEAH, I'd go for PLENTY of money. I wanna be stinking rich

All these African countries with their funny reports...or is that supposed 2 be a medical report?

A man and his wife were sleeping naked late in the night at the top most floor of their 4-storey building apartment. Suddenly the wife woke up and screamed, 'my husband is coming!'

The man jerked up from his sleep, in a rush he jumped out of the window , landed hard on the ground floor, broke his two front teeth and fractured his ribs.

Just then, he realised he was the husband

Sometimes, eating just one puci can be really tiring
And if she just recently gave birth, with the profound widening of the cookie, you’d be so tempted to go for something different

Too late! Whatever harm he intends to cause with it must have been done by now

You’re a guy so why post this as if it was you?

Na from only kissing dem dey graduate to phucking

dsaynt:
I've got a brand new (unopened and sealed) GTA 5, FIFA 15 (only been played once) and Need for Speed RIVALs for sale.
Sweetest deal ever
Cost for all is 16k (GTA 5= 7k , FIFA 15 =5K, Need for Speed Rivals = 4k)
Any takers? serious offers only

I'm interested, how do I contact you?

Funny cartoon that tells u the reality of things.
Like I've always said, the National Conference was just a big joke and an avenue to chop money

Well I hope this won't be the new trend for getting the attention of Presidents cos soon enough, ppl go dey throw stones instead

The first and second pictures do not belong to the same ipad

oga, be like say u have little on ur desk dis morning.
Person wey like her dat way will approach her irrespective of how she smells

MONEY is the only language women read and comprehend

You and him are still quite young so there are still so many things about relationship you do not understand.

Moreso, I don’t see any man living his baby and baby-mama for any girl no matter how long it takes.
He might be enjoying the sex with u so much but when you eventually start living with him, you’ll get to understand better.

A proverb in Nigeria says “the cane that was used to flog the first wife will be used subsequently to flog the other wives”.
Run from him, he’s of no-good to you.

Ode!!!!

We always give ultimatum without following up

I’m interested

drtwist:
I have this believe that my wife will b a virgin cos all my girlfriend through is same.
So no need for that picture

E go shock you like High voltage electricity from Transformer attached directly to your body.

U dey break all d girls virginity and u expect say somebody no go don dig well inside your future wife own.

Pls tell your story to KARMA!

choi…those appliances combined cost a whooping N1 million and more

I would be exceeeeeeeeeedingly pissed if anyone tries this with me

[quote author=chidiezeh post=32990679][/quote]You’re very correct. Your head dey there

If your friend is having doubts because of the low income, she should go jump inside Lagos Lagoon.

However, if she is having doubts because he’s a teacher, then she should leave the relationship cos it’s not worth marrying out of pity

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This is quite worrisome…

And it’s also gonna have a negative impact on the child as well

I’ve got a number of friends who are currently undergoing this same problem
and all I can say is ‘No place like home’