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It is not possible!!! Quote me anywhere

Your guy is having the fun of his life at work or else where.
C’mon, 6 months straight
Lai-lai

Nigerians and their lazy habits to read.

OP or whoever has written that story, it’s hilarious or and you tried

u want to kill your dad because you’re brilliant or so you think? SMH

Lol

The 5th rat is the most crucial. Instead of attacking, kneel down and beg the rat.
I probably suspect those people from your village is at work

Nice concept. BTW, can I give u 4k for the bladeless fan. Not dat I really need it though, just want that piece of tech.

Plus I've PS3 CDs for sale in case anyone is interested

I hope he is not one of those stow-away kids, looking for greener pastures by joining Planes.
Best of luck in your search

I think it is noteworthy to commend Seun for a job well done in creating this platform . Oga Seun you too much!
I also want to state categorically that there has been so much ‘less’ complaints of late as regards the operations of the MODs.
Many of the MODs are quite open-minded and are ready to work with many of us Nairalanders.
I will for instance, give kudos to Lalasticlala for his regular updates of the frontpage.
Though many might see this as irrelevant, the fact that there is always something new to read within a couple of minutes makes visiting Nairaland ever intriguing. Not all topics are meant to be deliberated on for too long and practically all sections of the forum should at least grace the frontpage every once in a day.

Back to the issue of complaints. I remember when Sexkillz was a MOD, cheesus !!!! His name appears about 200 times every passing minute (well, not exactly 200 times though) but mhen, that guy’s hammer was bigger than Thors own. You dare not type anyhow yagayaga for Nairaland otherwise your Ban will be ‘till thy kingdom come’. According to his style, if you do (type) anyhow, you go see anyhow (life ban) . It was intriguing though but still he just had to be cautioned. Now that he is no longer a MOD, I still see many people jubilating.

And finally, back to Lalasticlala, I presume you’re the most active of MODs, no wonder anytime anyone is seeking Frontpage, they recognize you. Kudos bro.

As for my fellow Nairalanders, una head dey there. Just wanted to express an opinion. Thanks for reading



Just for fun, if you are part of those that received Sexkillz sledge hammer then, kindly signify

sinebaba:
you can send message to me on whatsapp

Ok, I’ll do that

sinebaba:
ok does cds cost ooo

If u don find, let me know the cost

That's the mistake. Never wife a woman out of pity or out of any other reason besides having genuine love for her.

Now you have no choice but to live with it.

Concentrate on the things u like about her and see how u can improve on them

Men are just polygamous by nature, that explains it.
Besides, by the time he marries the younger girl, he'd find another girl and begin the process all over again

Because she wrote 'I love my daddy', I'll smile and leave it that way

any other writing besides the above, I swear that child is a goner

Some girls are just plain wicked fa!
She opened her eyes and decided to come spend the night in a guy's house.
Even stayed as much as 3 days and next thing, she doesn't want to have sex.
WTF!!!! Why did you come here in the first place?
If u wanted to talk, u could probably stay in ur house and call or chat me up.
It's little wonder I feel less pity for these kinda girls when they get raped.
You're bloody tempting the guy.


OP I swear u were really nice. The least I would've done would be to send her back that day or probably d next
LADIES, DONT VISIT IF YOURE NOT INTERESTED IN SEX, MEN ARE NOT MADE FROM WOOD

I’m hopeful and do not think it’s a scam. Just be patient. Remember to let us know when it comes.


Now I'm ftc, what's all the fuss about it anyways?

Buhari: Na who sh*t for mosque pha?

El’ Rufai: …ehm, ehm

sinebaba:
Ps4 cds yapa which one you want

Mortal Kombat X and PES 15

According to una, now the yankee boy is saying the truth…
The day another one would say rubbish about Naija, una go nearly kill am

.

faridJr:
Battle Field 4 or Sherlock Holmes: Crimes And Punishments. Whichever of the two you prefer, choose one.

Ok, I want Battle Filed 4, how do we meet? I’m in Lagos. Send me a pm

sinebaba:
sure

Ok, I’d want that ‘sharperly'

Is it possible to help get PS4 game CDs?

faridJr:
Is anyone interested in selling or swapping their used COD: Advanced warfare? If yes, I'm interested.

What will u exchange with?

Can u do swap with additional cash?

iPad Air 32GB wifi only = 55k

iPad 3 16GB with slightly cracked screen = 30k

MacBook Pro, Core i7, 8GB RAM, 750GB HDD, 1GB dedicated vram = 165k (Has a slight crack on the screen but screen not affected)

Maybe u should just get another new chick and forget the two of them