₦airaland Forum

aminusodiq:
Lol... It's all abt making friends... When did chating someone online turn to disgrace?

We all know you're looking for her toto. When simps get so polite, they always want to fvck but take the step wrongly

Pumpumking:
Bro truss me u wastin yor time with Drfunmi...Beebah2000 will date u or anytin truss me. she nice, she cant coook. ..she gots education up to primary 6 but only problem is she nag too much she will make u age quickly & she like moiney. she also one of those IBO biara people sir!! (no ofeinse)

Cork!!!!!

Karleb:
From my perspective, they movie is meant to be more artistic than entertaining.

It could make for a good movie in theater arts class but for me, it stopped making sense in the middle.

Green Knight. 3.9/10.

Off with your head means, he is free to go with his head on his shoulders.

Which one 3.9 again chai. If u be lecturer, your students will have 39, 49 and 69 as scores from you

But shouldn't you have started saving for the next rent right from when you paid the last rent? Una go wait till die-minute before running helter skelter when you had one full year to do so.


Anyways, pack to a smaller accommodation that you can afford because if they gather this one for you, you will still come next year to ask again and again and never learn your lesson

Karlovych:
The vulture griller and other BMCs were absent from the wedding, so even the dullard couldn't trust zombies to prepare grilled lizard and bats for his guests on the son's wedding, what a shame.

e say na grilled lizard and bats

crossfm:
The poor zombies(Hisbah) in Kano are quiet.

They should come out and shout haram as usual. This is unacceptable, how can they ignore our local musicians and go after an infidel,lol.

Why did they ignore his hairstyle.

Who is fooling who,religion is for the poor,hehehe.

In another news,I had no member of BMC was invited to the wedding. Even the ones shouting " our darling daddy",up and down here on nairaland.

How can a father forget his sons so easily,am so sad .

Even the measly vulture suya and bbq seller was not even thought of. Chai, omase o

Adeesther56:
I still love sex small sha,i have some one i want to have sex with

You're confused or just an attention seeker

You obviously raped her and that's why you are worried she would use that line OP. Unfortunately there's nothing you can do about it if she chooses to report you so that next time you shouldn't allow your preek control your brain

MejiLoyon:
na so I see am ooo. E dey. And E dey my hand like this

Nova15:
This is a big lie

I've said it before, that movie was a load of crap

samuelson06:
Once she's deeply angry /sad, she talks like someone that is possess with the demon of talking. And she does it with tears. I had to slap her because of that. She's been talking and crying since 12 midnight till now. I seem to be lost.

Maybe she's expecting me to start begging and petting her but I'm not ready for that. She's talking about all the wrongs I've done to her since we met but ignoring what led to our misunderstanding.

Can I live with this kind of human being in the same house as a wife? The more she keeps talking, the more I'm getting angry. She's vomiting all my records of wrong since we met.

Is this normal? How can I handle this nature of human being?

Let me tell you a very honest truth, this is a recipe for high blood pressure. Avoid marrying that girl at all cost, don't say we didn't warn you. Do not let love get into your mind, that girl is a time bomb and will cause you emotional pain for the rest of your life. Run

dacblogger:
[s]Carrying alot of demons all in the name of living life...[/s]

Rubbish talk

Just open a Michat account. 5k each per short time with 10 clients and your 50k is complete.
After that you can choose to retain the account or close it. Good luck

In this kind of thread that exposes the wicked heart of the northern elite, you will never find the Zombified vulturebbq griller.

Quite an interesting read and a wake up call. Somehow, I feel the southern elites have sold their souls for immediate gains instead of looking at the bigger picture. Zoning the presidency should stand and the most competent from the south should be picked

Aflix:
A time to kill

I completed the book last week and I really enjoyed it, so I decided watch the movie to experience better what I experienced while reading the book, and honestly, the movie does not do justice to the book. Although the character selection was on point, the movie missed out on a lot of details in the book.

Interesting watch nonetheless. Kevin Spacey was top notch (as always) in the movie.

Best way to read book/watch a movie is to watch the movie first so you can have a mental picture of the characters and event places. Then you can get further details from the book after watching the movie. If you read the book first, you would almost hate the movie. Angels and Demons readily comes to mind

I'm already crying in advance for that money cos I am definitely sure it is going to be split between the Politicians and the Militants and a few of the host community leaders who are close to these politicians. The average man would not even smell a single dollar nor would any tangible project be accomplished with the money. I swear Nigeria is cursed

Nigerian movies tend to reduce my iq like wtf! We are still a thousand years behind. I just watched Quams money and I've already lost a couple of brain cells

Na today?? The prevalence of Special Miracle centres is largely due to the corrupt nature of WAEC officials and the schools in question.


The level of malpractice this year will be worse than ever witnessed in the history of Nigeria. This is due to the prevailing situation of the country and the high cost of living. Even those who once weren't corrupt would be tempted and forced to soil their hands in order to meet up with the current realities in Niger Nigeria.

Kriss216:
They should just hand him over to MANNAVULTUREGRILL for better Grills.

Wicked


More like...evil

cococandy:
Nigerian men keep saying married women don’t know how to keep in shape.
But 70 percent of you are pregnant without due date.
At least the women have a reasonable excuse, their bodies were making humans.
What’s y’all’s excuse biko?

I'd be glad if you can do comparatively analysis between married men and women. Don't use the shape of this fat junky to adjudge all men

Terminal that Ambode commissioned halfway, eradicating the beautiful recreational structure that Fashola had put in place to eliminate the overcrowding and eyesore of Oshodi.

Karleb:
Which movie person pikin fit watch like this?

Zola.

Lalasticlala please educate people