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thatthickgurl:
You know what I find amusing?
you guys consider yourselves Elite movie watchers, any movie you like, should be supposedly "God-tier" to everyone else.

Very humorous

Who crowned anybody elite movie watchers here? Whoever considers him/herself an elite movie watcher amongst everyone here is just deceiving themselves. As the title of the thread supposes, just tell us the movie you're watching and giving rating is an additional information not necessarily required. So if there's anyone here thinking he/she is superior to others in terms of movie watching/rating, the person is just been foolish.

Nijagogetsense:
Female boss are the easiest personality to deal with. It's not about them, it is about you.

When dealing with a female boss, one thing you need to master is your emotions. Forget your ego and stoop to conquer. Make sure you always compliment them. Anytime she make a decision, flatter her and say you look up to her. Bingo! You're starting to getting her fall into your trap. She will start thinking about you. Don't stop there, buy her gifts. Compliment her. Make sure you know more about her. Make her a friend. Be interested in her like a family. But never lose yourself. Be professional in your work. Watch as events unfold and she will be fond of you.

Isn't your work supposed to be strictly professional? Doing all these just to get your boss to like you is as good as being the snitch amongst your colleagues.

Ordinary track pad 45k. Apple and their over-expensive garbage

My eyes, my brain and my lower member

pepperdemzombie:
1. Which film you dey act and which film Tonto dey act wen 2 of una turn to colleague?
2. Why didn't you come out wen Tonto was addressing him as Billionaire husband but when bubble burst?
3. When armed robber lost, na only ashawo fit find am cos na 2 of dem dey work for night.
4. You called out Kponkpo but didn't call out ALL the married women in his contact because dey are your party member, Olosho People's Party (OPP)
5. The guy is alleged to have chop about 50% actressess aka Oloshos mostly Asaba branch and you are obliously one of them, pained!
6. Who flaunts and go to parade a month's fvck boy at her child's school to spite the child's father? Only a concentrated fool and that's what Tonto is.
7. Tonto paid for fvck and appearance at the child's school and Kpokpo delivered, so NO refund here!
8. You mean our KING left 40secs free preeq to start paying for preeq? Ultimum shame! Rose dey chop am like that!
9. Tonto did gragra to flaunt grigri, just to spite her husband, it only backfired! Period!

Excellently written

Somebody is seriously drilling the wife and making her lose her senses. She's also enjoy the relative freedom she's getting, forget the talk of making her a manager, that one na delay tactics. Women are gullible, you need strong hands to tame them.

Onyeka90210:
Na giveaway na

If person wey u no dey related to, dash u iPhone 11, u go collect abi?

I just see simp written all over this OPs story. Your mumu na top notch

ajides4422:
Gta v for sale 5k each
2 available

Location?

SIRmanjar:
No be today we have been in the dating industry since the days of kronos..I dated three generations.

I will say 87 and the remaining three na grandmama,mama and pikin making it 100

How does 87 + 3 equal 100? Olodo

California love

It's simple and you can try it out. For me, eating the meat first would make the rest of the food uninteresting. The meat is like a trophy at the end of the meal.

Also but more importantly, eating the meat will give you this false filled up stomach that makes u want to stop eating thinking you're already full

Where is the anti-grazing bill? Na that one gangan be the koko

Well narrated and an enjoyable read

Make sure you nor let that guy go hungry cos those foodstuffs there....

...were gotten for a steal

Some ratings here will actually give you bad mind about a movie until you watch it yourself and realise that probably the rater was busy masturbating and lost concentration while watching the said movie

What were they waiting for all along while the Governors proposed the anti-grazing bill and gave a deadline? These motherfuckers are jokers, complaining about not having money to buy the feed but charge exorbitantly when selling. Let them go and learn from chicken or fish sellers how they do theirs. Oniranu

Well done!! Nicely taught

It's only a job that gave you peace of mind and you are accorded the right treatment from the word "go" that deserves all these. These fucking private mushroom companies do not even deserve a letter of resignation. Their Management Team deserve to be shot at close range for maltreatment and lack of proper welfare, which pushed the affected staff to their eventual resignation

TMTR:
Well I don't really blame you, I blame the fúked up world that we live in that views every action someone takes no matter how selfless suspiciously and then again age is just a numerical figure, doesn't really mean shít, cause I have seen people in their fifties and above that behave like kids , very immature and I have seen 20 years old that behave very very mature, that if they don't tell you their age, you would think that they are very advanced in age .

So I like said earlier age is just a number and don't mean shít and there is nothing more to it other than someone that just loves children and loves being around children

Stop overthinking it

You're not mature. Your responses aren't mature. You aren't seeing a clearer picture now until you get to at least 30. This was how Michael Jackson started off till he was first made to cough out some sums and he gave himself brain. It's a cute thing to want a child but I'm not sure you're emotionally ready for the weight that comes with having one

TMTR:

Not everyone has a dirty mind like you, I am not a paedophile, she is just a kid and how I will get sexually attracted to someone I see as my daughter and calls me dad.

Being blood related has not stopped stopped some men from being sexually attracted to their relations, so I don't know what you are on about, it's all about mindset and mentality so I can never be sexually attracted to her in any way

And you know what I have noticed in these life, people that are quick to throw accusations like you are usually guilty of what they accuse people of, you need to take a look at the man you see when you look into the mirror not me

I am being a realist. Many of the men who slept with their kids (most are usually not their biological kids) didn't find them sexually appealing as toddlers. That a young boy like yourself opted for adoption at a young age doesn't seem the least natural. I presuppose there is more to this case than meets the eye. I however congratulate you on your selfless endeavour

folake4u:
Lol you think say na only by fúcking?.

It is not only by fvcking, that's why he has the capability to take care of the child. Why not do it to his own blood. I must say that I fear for that child while growing up cos the OP knows she's not his own blood so what if he starts getting sexually attracted to her

As much as I applaud your effort, I don't see why you couldn't just fvck a woman and get her pregnant for you and birth a child especially as you're still young abi is ya thing not working?

Michelle55:
Shebi you that abandoned ya ancestors not me, I wee deal with you
I'm doing great and you?

Ayam fine Nne m

Michelle55:
Where the heck have you been?

I've been around as usual
How you day boo

Michelle55:
He's done with you, kindly move on. You are lucky he told you plainly, others won't say anything just to keep enjoying the cookie and waste your time on the long run(na you go eventually tell yasef say your mumu don do and it's time to move).

Once you tell me to give you space, I'll blank you afterwards. Whatever I feel for you will die a natural death after sometime, will talk to you like nothing ever happened between us and that's how life should be.

Never be stuck with someone who doesn't want you anymore, you will only end up hurting yourself further if you continue.
I'm sorry that your breakfast got served soon but not too worry, it would get to everybody

Is that so...

Ngorbungor:
For example we no what fashola did, at least we can point to one or two things among numerous signature projects attached to his name like Lekki bridge, blue lane and the red lane projects also known as BRT. Please highlight Tinubu legacy projects in Lagos state

You still don't understand, every development from Tinubu's time as governor till now including all the achievements made by governors after his tenure all have his approval and endorsement. Anything he doesn't approve of, won't be seen in Lagos

Ngorbungor:
Oga there is no much difference till now, my question is show us Tinubu signature projects as of when he was the governor of Lagos state

It will do you a lot of good to ask around, the evidence is glaring

Ngorbungor:
Calabar is considered as the first capital of Nigeria because it served as the first capital of the Southern Protectorate, the Oil River Protectorate, and Niger Coast Protectorate. This was until the late nineteenth century, when the administrative centre of the Southern protectorate was moved to Lagos in 1906.24 Aug 2021.

So since 1906 till 1991 or so Lagos was the capital of Nigeria, witnessing all the development throughout this period.

Good that you went back to your history. Now let me ask, how developed was Lagos compared in 1991 when it relinquished it's position as Capital compared to its present state in 2021?

Ngorbungor:
Cross River was not capital of Nigeria, it's was for Southern protectorate for few months, but Lagos was for many decades, [s]all the bridges, flyovers major express roads, hospitals, high institutions, airport and seaports are federal government projects.[/s] So show us Tinubu projects in Lagos

It's obvious you really don't know much of your history and not any clue about Lagos. It would be a complete waste of my time trying to school you. Use the internet to make your researches

Ngorbungor:
Are you serious? How can you compare a former capital to a State created from Sokoto , so you are telling Nigerians that Tinubu is responsible for the little development we are seeing in Lagos, where will you put IBB, Muritala, Gowon, Obasanjo, etc. Please show us a legacy project Tinubu did for Lagos

I can tell you for a fact that nothing gets done in present day Lagos without the express approval of Tinubu (forget the State governor, that one na stooge). The present status of Lagos is work put in starting especially from the time of Tinubu as a governor till date. Cross River was also once a State Capital, why is Cross River not at par with Lagos in terms of structural development?