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Ahh if AC dey spread am weitin ceiling fan go do?

May God heal us

u are welcome sir. I'm happy to be of help.

Deejay777:
Hmmm, I don't think, although I'm very introverted and I don't relate with peeps dat much. I'm also easily bored, maybe that's why.

Thank u so much sir, u really have been so helpful

Try to help yourself by checking your reality, hope you are not living with people who are making you unhappy that's why you are trying to make yourself feel happy by daydreaming excessively and deeply.

Deejay777:
Really?! cause most times when I do this(running aspect) I will later ask ask myself "what did I just do dat 4"?

ok. May be you are nice but he doesn't think so. He thinks you are a ........

DonBenny77:
Why do you think so?
I'm cool, people of other nationalities have a unique fear for Nigerians or maybe the high grades I used to burn back then.
I was very friendly with him it was around that period nations cup 2013 was on so there was enough banter ongoing his country and namesake were in action. I think Nigeria even beat Burkina on the way to the trophy and Burkina beat Ghana at some point. The trolling was something else.....

Number 3 is extreme daydreaming, which usually happens when you are trying to run away from your reality.

Deejay777:
I've been having fun going 2ru the thread. I also have some weird characteristics. People even complain about some
1. My phone is always on silent, I miss calls a lot, purposely ignore some.

2. I don't watch films with pple, I will be bored and eventually sleep off. I forward movies a lot( I can watch 2hrs film in mins) but I read bout these movies on Wikipedia b4 or after watching so I can understand dem better

3. I talk to myself a lot( in a very strange way), simulate things in my head and I'll start laughing bout it or sometimes I'll reminisce bout a funny event and start laughing bout it, jumping and running about too

4. Once I see pple, I always remember their face, where I saw dem 4 d first time, d clothes dey wore, their first words to me or any other significant thing that happened

5. Sometimes I have this weird sense of Deja vu, like I'm reliving a particular moment. A day like dat, I was outside in my hostel, I had dis feeling again, told my friends a bike man was coming and he's going to be putting on a funny sunglasses and lo it happened

It's a form of OCD

SpecialAgent:
I have this sales dude that helps at our shop, he always counts money several times before putting on record. Sometimes, when he is going home, he will lock the shop, stand in front for a few minutes, then try pulling the doors to make sure they are looked. Then again, after like 30 minutes he will still come back again, pull the doors to make sure they are locked. Then go home.
When I saw it d first time, I though he was casing d location. had to ask his family, they said, d dude has trust issues, so he repeats stuff several times to make sure no mistake on his part


I like how meticulous he is though

it seems u are not nice

DonBenny77:
During my school days in Ghana i had this room mate from Burkina faso I nicknamed him Bance because he is tall, black and ugly like the player. This guy eats soured stinking rice of like two days, for instance if he runs out of gas rather than borrow mine to preserve his food he prefers eating it like that and the pot of rice can last him for two days. When he's full he will cover it and keep then continue later. I was shocked because I could perceive the smell of soured rice from my end of the room whenever he opened the pot to eat.
The guy dey fear me like winch but I never complained about that I just let him be.
Different people different norms I thought.

People dey sha
Man like Bance

probably autistic

drips8:
I know a guy who I think may suffer from obsessive compulsive disorder although he vehemently denies.

He has a habit of looking at the time almost everytime and at a particular time, he mutters some words to himself. He repeats words a lot and he has a weird counting habit from counting the numbers of letters or words in a book to counting the number of cars passing by when seated. He has an arrangement for his clothes and things and he'll never touch his phone unless it's fully charged and even ignoring calls from his parents while his phone charges.

I asked him if he could stop and he tells me that he thinks something bad if he does will happen so it's doesn't hurt to continue his obsessive rituals.

I love u

How would this small cement kill her Some people can exaggerate!

Thank God

Them no dey hear word

Continue, human beings would soon go extinct then everybody would rest

So Sad.

Goodluck

Cut? Really?

May Allah have mercy

my dear if u ban street begging alternative go come. Necessity is the mother of invention.

omowolewa:
Banning without alternative



I appreciate your logic, but education should be for trainable minds.

Those in their 50s, 60s or sooo layed back beyond educational repairs should have alternatives.

what happens to skill acquisitions, what happens to bringing them into Agro-value-chain , what happens to teaching them construction related skills. All this will not take them to the 4walls of the classrooms.

The collapse of Agriculture, Textile industry coupled with insurgency and voter card motivated birth is killing the north.

you are a man

IamD18:
Look at the content of a white woman's purse.

Very reasonable and interesting contents.

Try open a Nigerian woman's purse. You'll keep seeing things like...

Tissue, pad, spare pant, female condom, makeup kits, Paracetamol, 5inches nail, agbalumo seed, vitamin C, cucumber, spoon, candle, condemned charger, baba blue sweet, Old 20Naira note,postinor13,crayfish, rusted ear rings and all sorts of rubbish.

Some dey even carry shaving bic dey waka around incase they see opportunity to fvck for money, dem go enter bathroom go shave come out dey shine teeth like goat wey dem cut em head.

Tufiakwa!!!

awon psychopath

donstan18:
There's something spiritually and mentally wrong with this particular guy on blue.

it's better to be a warrior in a garden than to be a gardener in war.
If you want peace be prepared for war.

Cletus77:
Imagine govts praying for peace but weapons of war and mass destructions are created everyday

Who are they deceiving??

You don't know what you are talking about.

Fisher007:
Hmm where do I start from.

You see most nigerian ladies not all ( approximately 75 - 80 % ) have praticed lesbianism. Either at school, university hostel both off and on campus.

Some even started immediately they got a job believing in self satisfaction with or without a male. Lesbianism trait is almost like masturbation for most guys (they have all done it).

Most women who start lesbianism after childbirth are the worst. You cant blame them though. Their pvssy done turn vagina now. It is big and wild. Forget all those lies that it closes back (by standing over hot water steam), my brother Na format to boost your male ego.

So lesbianism now is the only way. In most case, Oga cannot give or perform (oralsex) head properly. He cannot touch her at the sensitive part and if she tells Oga about her new hormonial changes or pleasure . Oga will give her the slvtty look in most cases making her feel uncomfortable.

So the only way is self satisfaction ( probably fisting ) as the vagina done large or lesbianism. Simple.

Qoute me at your demise. Either Transformer or river no far from you. Choose the most convenient and available one to you.

I done talk my own, come and beat me.

thank you for understanding that they are being sponsored. The chaos is too much and endless. Fulani herds men, boko haram, militants, shite etc. It's too much

post=80528798:
May all the evil and corrupt politicians sponsoring some bastards to perpetrate violence all over our darling nation , just to make our nation unruly, never know peace all the rest of their miserable lives. 
Along with all those supporting them.
May every good things in life be far from them and their household.
Painful death awaits them all.
They can never escape it.
So shall it be.


So sad.

finishing

pocohantas:
That is how women look without man troubles...

You are right but e don tey wai the mama they find trouble, her cup don full.

HyAccent:
Your wife is the one that ought to be in charge of the house especially when you are not around.
She said she does not want your mom around. You should have listened especially as you were not around.

Your mom has no right to cut the child's hair.

If your wife did indeed beat up your mother, then she went way, way too far.

This matter is beyond what you can handle.
Invite elderly ones that both your mother and wife respects to settle the issue.

guy you bad o

Shibaraba:
Na the shameless "daddy wa" wey no inquire how party ofada with pepper soup and cake take reach him plate I blame...if the woman dey talk true ooooo.

Reminds me of my mother's birthday.
I invite my neighbors that year make e no be like say I no call them....I no know say I make mistake

I gave them chair. Special one o. Among correct men. As na me be organiser I dey run around. I just see my guy waka come after 1hour dey para for me.wetin happen? He start to rant say those people wey dem gather dey table they make them look bad say how I know them. He talk say na mini Ghana must go one person carry comot say as them dey bring food and drinks he just dey transfer am enter bag. Since na my men table na unlimited service of anything. Say they even changed table but these razz couple followed them o. I was like what! Lo and behold na true talk. Ghana must go don full. Since dem wan embarrass me me sef dey house.
"Please may I see you guys outside,I want make una help me carry something", thinking they go see something there dem follow me. I walked them to the gate and told the security never to allow them in anymore.
Las las we no go greet ourselves again. Besides who greeting EPP!

Thank you for reading my mind

kramer:
As they say, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.

Those cheekbones are way too pronounced for me to consider her a 'beauty'. And if she wasn't so light skinned a lot of people would see her differently

I suppose it's similar to the way certain people love gap toothed chicks. It's a No from me all fronts I'm afraid.

Why all the insult?

Eco99:
...

Actually most new clothes contain chemicals that are cancerous of which the first wash after purchase may not remove except with some kinds of treatment....

So Madam Rich Fool while piling up cancer for yourself ...the person you give out the clothes after one use has the best hygienic format of the clothe...


What an Adamantly Preposterously bleached Antelope

#Eco99#

0p you met the wrong woman oh. There are nice ladies out there just like there are nice guys out there.