Onyi22:

Mumu way no know watin he want

Are u sure u are ok? Is he no longer entitled to his choice n opinion?
Hmmm

Originalsly:
I always wonder.... with all the poverty and hopelessness and unemployment sooo much around us.... does it ever occur to these celebrities to at least use some of their money to give back by doing something meaningful for a community? ... like renovating a school?... the Primary school they attended (even if they dropped out)? I don't know how they can feel good by showing off how much was spent on earrings ...is like in the midst if a famine...people starving to death... and someone arrives eating lamb chops before them...... not even down to the bone... and chasing it down with Hennessy. But some of us will say....is it your lamb chops? Just saying.

Advocate500:
and what are u pls?

Don't mind that bbq seller, he have suddenly started reasoning like those cows he slaughters

post=83671960:

This fraudster and impersonator is totally mad patapata.
We hope he is still using his 5 different monikers he has on Nairaland.

A thief supporting criminals that took our country 60 years back through their reckless stealing and looting.

Mumu Reno.
Mofo!!

Took ur country 60years back?
Even in this second tenure, u and ur likes are still forcing this excuse for incompetence down the throats of Nigerians. U really have no conscience or u are not intelligent enof to understand the fact that u and ur daddy mumu*hari saw everything going wrong in this country n decided to take over power as to bring "change" so why making all this excuses. As far as all Nigerian are concerned, ur senile daddy mumu*hari is the one taking Nigerians millions of years back into the Stone age..

Lol ...

Thielngr:
My wife is frustrating my life I don't just know what to do.. I feel like killing myself just to end this marriage, staying with her is like living with Satan...

Everyday trouble for 10yrs now..I am tired...she has refused to work or do anything, she doesn't respect or regard me, she goes out and comes back at will without telling me where and why

She is always insulting me while looking for a fight with either bottle, hammer or the kitchen knife of which I have endured all these years because of our children, her pastor told me 8yrs ago that she will change but she is becoming more aggressive which has prompted me to cry out.

What should I do? I need urgent advice

I can't imagine carrying a weapon to fight my husband for watever reason. Ur wife probably is cheating on u n that could be why she have no regards for u. My advice is da u should find a way to send her back to her parents. She is still on bottle n hammer, she will soon upgrade to poisoning ur food

null:


My dear it is "With a pinch of salt"... Not like a pinch of salt! - An allegory to something not being as sweet as it appears i.e. small salt dey am.

But nowadays that people are adulterating the language self who knows, keep it up oh jare! Maybe if enough people say it wrong they will adjust the language to suit una.

Congrats Uncle wole soyinka, u know it all yet u n ur likes voted an unprogressive illiterate into power...
All those thrash u wrote up there is just to earn cheap glory...

christejames:
It's not bad, even the colonialists that brought education to us were not privileged to even stay under a tree during their time, so let's accept every little efforts our ever willing and performing governments are doing to at least make us understand that we are suppose to serve them and not the other way round...



Note: caveat emptor.


#followNPFL

Coldie:

My question's to Ipob and Biafrans insulting Buhari and the close border initiative. That is seing some African country economies slow down, countries that only share one sided border with Nigeria.

What will happen if Biafra comes and Nigeria closes its border to Biafra, since Biafra will be surrounded by Nigeria, that means Biafra will be shutout to trade not just with Nigeria but with the entire world? How would Biafra survive?

U know nothing, Biafra will be surrounded by Nigeria indeed, na dat one dey give u hope, ask for the proposed Biafra map n educate urself. Like it or not, Biafra will come n u guys will see u that u have bn the stumbling block to our progress. I assure u that Biafra will be leave u guys behind.

Successlane:


Can you be sincere to yourself at least for once.
Just imagine all you have listed and you think Buhari is your problem?

-'.... imaginary Niger bridge he completed --' just take a trip to Onitsha and climb the first bridge, then look at the progress so far..

- '….giving annihilation order on any report of SE/SS civil unrest protest --' compare to what OBJ did to ODI and Zaki Biam people, you know Buhari has been treating those unrests with kid gloves

- '...for the good job he is doing on Aba to portharcourt road...' - you are either used to 'quick fixes' or just want to be on the negative side all the time.- People living at Oyigbo are patiently enduring the hardship, because the ongoing work is a one time solution in the making.

-'.... I don't even want to remember east west road that some people have already started running canoe business..' --- and Buhari is to be blamed for East-west road ben abandoned? waoo.

-'... should I talk abt onitsha to owerri road?..' -- please, don't talk about it, 'cos you will implicate your 'hero'

- '…. fool who doesn't know his left from his right yet parading himself as president..'. -- Too much hate in the bloodstream is risky for your health and general well been.

you are either used to 'quick fixes' or just want to be on the negative side all the time.- People living at Oyigbo are patiently enduring the hardship, because the ongoing work is a one time solution in the making....

I am very busy now buh I must address the above misleading defense u put up there to defend incompetence. First I live in oyigbo n I drive to town everyday from oyigbo so I don't think u understand the kind of hardship people face there on a daily basis cos of this same road we are talking about. Business are on stand still, people spend almost all of their salary on transport because most time we use bike to beat traffic n have no option than to pay watever price the bike men choose to fix for the day.
On ur second claim that the ongoing project is a one time solution in the making...lol. please I advice that any other time u wish to get to portharcourt, take d Aba rout. U will see not more than 3 sand tippers, not more than 2 graders and two excavators that they use to dig fresh swimming pool once every week n u call dat an ongoing project?
I hate buhari cos wat u give is wat u get. How can one person be responsible for the hardship of millions u n want me to sing his praise? Isn't that insane?

Considering how u guys in APC serve us with Rich delicacies of lies back to back, I will only take this news like a pinch of salt..
I pray the partnership works in our favor if actually thats the purpose of attending that summit n not to go multiply our debts as usual...

planetx:
Dominica is different from Dominican republic

He doesn't even know that one

Charleys:
check this thread to find out why Davido is not the real father to Chioma's child.

https://www.nairaland.com/5484060/why-davido-not-actual-father

Make una dey fear God oo

Cherrybae:


You are not from Bayelsa so get lost. This is a thing His Excellency has been doing for many years.

With APC Bayelsa is in Gods hands and will become the Dubai of Africa.

So stop spoken rubbish

His Excellency already?
Dubai of Africa u said? Under APC rule?

Babe u get mind oo, I fear who no respect ur zombie top notch oblong

Oga u really are a very big fool, besides selfish interest,why will a full blooded Igbo man be a fan of buhari n APC? Are we supposed to be licking his anus in appreciation for the imaginary Niger bridge he completed, are we supposed to applaud him for sitting his silly ass in aso rock and giving annihilation order on any report of SE/SS civil unrest n protest. I forgot that we should also give him our unreserved gratitude for the good job he is doing on Aba to portharcourt road that he n his contractors have turned to swimming pool, imagine a federal road contract,were contractors use shovel to level sand having not more than four construction equipment on site. I don't even want to remember east west road that some people have already started running canoe business or should I talk abt onitsha to owerri road? Where will I stop if I continue counting?? Yet this fool is suggesting we arrange a Nobel prize for his fellow fool who doesn't know his left from his right yet parading himself as president...
Mtsheww

Afamed:
Faraideed, the one that's still struggling to get loan to begin his business will soon arive here to defend Saraki. One begins to wonder if truly Saraki also looted Faraideed Sense of reasoning

And u forgot to bring along ur sense of reasoning while running into this thread, u finally disgraced urself this evening. Im very convinced u didn't read nor comprehend this topic...

notoriousbabe:
Take them to Dubai, Ghana is to expenses to go for vacation, with just 200k you and your family of 5 will have a two week vacation in a nice hotel in Dubai, flight and accomodation inclusive

Waat?

wallisdon:
Pdp reconliation, don't think it will affect the Fortune of APC.The time is ripe for APC to take over Bayelsa.

Same way it's ripe for PDP to take over kogi state from dat rascal dat is doing everything possible to make kwashiorkor a normal thing in all kogi households....

fourhayz:
Congratulations OBO Adeleke!

Ifeanyi doesn't sound Melody...Emmanuel or any other name could have been more better.

Money is good✅

David oozes freshness,His beards lounge looks soothes and well trimmed.

Go to the world and make us proud!

ADELEKE!!!

U saw adeleke,u saw adedeji and u saw David buh only noticed dat IFEANYI isn't sounding a Melody to ur AFONJA rotten eardrum...
Fu¢king tribal bigot

uzohrome:
Mercy my baby at all times. Voted her with almost 100k and thank God she won.

Continue with ur lies buh if u are actually saying the truth, then money really miss road enter ur hand..

lordm:
Yello, as requested by your bank, from Oct 21, we will start charging you directly for USSD access to banking services. Please contact your bank for more info.

Lol... Dey go use tax kill us for this APC government

Davido done teach am work

ola33t:








Kim Kardashian has artificial plastic boobs and ass, while Kanye her husband has an artificial plastic brain.


One of the reasons they are both compatible.

Meanwhile Kim's stepdad has artificial female body...it's a mad house

Guys are hungry

anochuko01:

"....To play 3 safe odds. Just carry bayen and Tottenham. And play eiber goal-goal against Barcelona".

This ur 3 odds for done end dat guy carrier. Go check scores

Lol...
Wetin go make this Bros no top him class

DuBLINGreenb:
Why Muric always talks this way is simple :

Let me quote the Koran for you people to understand why.


The Quran contains at least 109 verses that speak of war with nonbelievers, usually on the basis of their status as non-Muslims. Some are quite graphic, with commands to ch○p off head$ and fingers and kill infidels wherever they may be hiding. Muslims who do not join the fight are called 'hypocrites' and warned that Allah will send them to Hell if they do not join the slaughter.

The Quran, have produced a trail of blood and tears across world history.
Quran
Quran (2:244) - "Then FIGHT in the cause of Allah, and know that Allah Heareth and knoweth all things."

Quran (2:216) - "FIGHTING IS PRESCRIBED for you, and ye dislike it. But it is possible that ye dislike a thing which is good for you, and that ye love a thing which is bad for you. But Allah knoweth, and ye know not." Not only does this verse establish that violence can be virtuous, From the Hadith, we know that this verse was narrated at a time that Muhammad was actually trying to motivate his people into raiding merchant caravans for loot.

Quran (3:56) - "As to those who reject faith, I will punish them with terrible agony in this world and in the Hereafter, nor will they have anyone to help."

Quran (3:151) - "Soon shall We cast TERROR into the hearts of the Unbelievers, for that they joined companions with Allah, for which He had sent no authority". This speaks directly of polytheists, yet it also includes Christians, since they believe in the Trinity (ie. what Muhammad incorrectly believed to be 'joining companions to Allah').

Quran (4:74) - "Let those FIGHT IN THE WAY OF ALLAH who sell the life of this world for the other. WHOSO FIGHTETH in the way of Allah, be he slain or be he victorious, on him We shall bestow a VAST REWARD." The martyrs of Islam are unlike any other. These Muslims are killed in battle as they attempt to inflict death and destruction for the cause of Allah. This is the theological basis for today's suicide bombers.

Quran (4:76) - "Those who believe FIGHT IN THE CAUSE OFF ALLAH, and those who disbelieve, fight in the cause of Taghut (Satan, etc.). So fight you against the FRIENDS of Shaitan (Satan)" The Arabic for the word "fight" is from qital, meaning physical combat.

Quran (4:89) - "They but wish that ye should reject Faith, as they do, and thus be on the same footing (as they): But TAKE NOT FRIENDS from their ranks until they flee in the way of Allah (From what is forbidden). But if they turn renegades(means= if they convert), SEIZE THEM and SLAY THEM WHEREVER ye find them; and (in any case) TAKE NO FRIENDS or helpers from their ranks."

Quran (4:95) - "Not equal are those of the believers who sit (at home), except those who are disabled (by injury or are blind or lame, etc.), and those who strive hard and fight in the Cause of Allah with their wealth and their lives. Allah has preferred in grades those who strive hard and fight with their wealth and their lives above those who sit (at home).Unto each, Allah has promised good (Paradise), but Allah has preferred those who strive hard and fight, above those who sit (at home) by a huge reward " This passage criticizes "peaceful" Muslims who do not join in the violence, letting them know that they are less worthy in Allah's eyes.

Quran (4:101) - "And when you (Muslims) travel in the land, there is no sin on you if you shorten your Salat (prayer) if you fear that the disbelievers may attack you, verily, the disbelievers are ever unto you open enemies." (Mere disbelief makes one an "open" enemy of Muslims. They always believe they are under attack or going to be under attack so most times MURIC attacks first because attack is the best form of defense if not how will you have boko haram and be blaming another religion for committing CRIMES in the name of Jesus WHEN CHIBOK CHRISTIAN GIRLS WERE KIDNAPPED CONVERTED AND RAPED by BOKO HARAM MUSLIMS)

Quran (4:104) - "And be not WEAK HEARTED in PURSUIT of the ENEMY; IF YOU SUFFER PAIN, then surely THEY (TOO) SUFFER pain as you suffer pain..."

SO complaining is only making them happy, [/i]they don't have any thing to look forward to in this life they are waiting to die and go to heaven where they hope to enjoy the best wine and 72 Virginia's called Hoor Al Ayn created by Allah with his own hands directly made to be faithful to their husbands and very beautiful (For men) (The believe is that these women you see on earth today were indirectly created by Allah since the parents made them but Allah makes those women special each custom made kitten)if only one such Hoor Al Ayn woman enters earth the whole earth will be filled with light and also each man has his own villa[i]
Women only get the best raisins they've ever tasted (in essence women get fruits)
The women are still married to their husbands in heaven, The husbands now have added 72 Hoor Al ayn''s in heaven. These Hoor''s are fair very very white no black one, the have big wide eyes and no man or angel has touched them they do not raise their heads to look at any other man except the men they are assigned to in heaven.

In conclusion the want for custom built sex dolls is what drives MURIC

EDIT: OK for those quoting me I left out the head chopping and all those gory verses because I don't want to get a ban.
But let's be real Christian's try to imitate Jésus and Muslims try to imitate Mo'
Mo was involved in over 70 jihads during his lifetime
The most violent thing Jésus did was throw away stuff belonging to people who sold things inside the temple.
Now in comparison to Muslims the Koran is the most perfect book written by the most perfect man who all men should emulate our friend Mo' inspired by God himself, The Quoran is Law in some Nigerian state's and Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iran etc on the other hand The old testament isn't seen as having the same weight as the new testament because "Old things have passed away and all thing have become new" the old testament was put in the Bible to give a background a preview as to how things were before Jésus came, The relationship between Man and God before Jésus restored it. So the old testament there was no Christian Jésus wasn't even born yet but most importantly The Old testament is not used as law to judge people today neither is it used by any sect to wreck havoc as the Quoran is being used today.

By the way I don't consider myself a religious person, I've read the Bible, Quoran and I'm about to read the Talmud but I've been too lazy to do it.
The Quoran was exciting tho you all should read it, I couldn't believe what I was reading. Even some Muslims when I tell them certain things in the Quoran they doubt me until I show them their own Quoran then they tell me, There has to be another explanation for it we should look for a "Muslim scholar" to brain wash us. Lol read and understand for yourself those religious books are supposed to be manuals to help you navigate life, You don't need any scholar you are smart enough to understand them yourselves.

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ProWalker:


Sorry, don't infect me with your stupidity.

Stay far away the stench of ur low iq is oozing out from my fone screen

ProWalker:


So Tonimas, an Ngwa-man will connive with Hausa man to kill igbo people?
There is certainly no point in engaging some of you guys, you are so sold into this victimization and conspiracy theory that nothing else can change your awkward way of reasoning

Meaning dat dangote is responsible for the collective actions of all his fellow hausa/fulani truck drivers because they are from his tribe...
U are the one refusing to see beyond ur nose

Is nairaland promoting religious superiority and intolerance? Why do we always have to be placed under oath b4 we drop comments on Islamic topics meanwhile Christian related topics can be assed by all other religions. What am I not getting here?