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hahahahaha. . . . i see u buffyjoe!!!!!!!. . . correct guy!!!!

Nice bars Malthuss, buh H.J wins dis. . . .

Welcom to d place where its at Inkblood. . . .

ofoka/ otuka/ punchlinee. . . . hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. . . . . nawa oh!!!!!!. . . . . . u too much abeg. . . . kai!!!!

punchlinee:
beating u is too easy like an infant chewing smarties
u battling me is like a leper learning how to backflip without legs
my flow is military /i carry fire 'arms' in my long sleeve shirt

hahahahahahahahahahaha. . . . . . . . . . Oh ofoka!!!!(wipes away d tears). . . u go kill me oh. . .

Chaii Ibime . . . na u cause dis tin oh. . see as people jus dey use dis generic word anyhow now. .

@Aquaman. .  . . . u dey crase lol. . . how u go xpect me to reply b4. . .

I prefer ofoka, which kind name be punchlineee. . . hehe

ofoka. . . ur hardly a newcomer. . . .

Hehe. . . . i think i know who punchlinee is now. . . hehe

Mr punchlinee. . . bera do it d way evrybody does it. . drop some of ya shit on the flow for rank thread and lets see if ur gud enuf 2 b battled

and u beta be considerin all dis shit uv been spoutin. . . so get 2 work. . . and stop prancin around doin nothing gee

Haaaa. . . thank God I won ohhh. . . and I guess dis verse really was blow expactation. . .I dint put enuf effort and time into it

Buh thanks 2 yall dat voted for me. . . and all thoise dat didnt, thnks 4a keepin it real.

Saurons a real sport tooo. . . . nice verse!! specially d split personality bar

and of course eldee. . . d main baba

MYKALI. . dat was my best line too. . hehe. . . we'll defnitly see if ur d one who'll dfeat me

Ibime. . . yeh I grab ya yarns about genericity and ill take ya word to heart. . but ull also have to understand dat sometimes its d generic stuff dat gets guys spinnin off their seats if ur gud enuf to introduce it in a way dat d observer couldnt hav ever thot of or seen it b4. . . and dat dfea line was jus a las minute addition jus to bump d verse up 2 11 bars. . I do se it a lot yeh. .

And Ibime when u were criticisin y dint u mention d bars bout chess/mining/wine. . . generic still?

anyway sha. . . .  Sauron lets allow people to vote and u can yarn whateva when ur done. . . .

Has Sauron sent his verse?

eldee:
C'mon . . . no one votes on weekends.
That's sumn you learn with experience . . .I'm chilling till Sunday evening.

Dont worry bout d votin. . . lets jus see it!! . . . even if people vote later . . .

1crakd boy:
thanx my friend, jus thinking of that myself but do u hav oxygen 4 urself let alone waste on me

hhahahahahahahahahahaha. . . lol Aquaman u hav 2 admit dats one fukin epic comeback lol

Verse IN !!!!!! Eldee and Sauron. . . lets go there. . .

I no like am ohhh. . . abeg shange am naaa. . . .

ofokasibe:
sauron which one be ajankanye lyrics
am penning real bars on audio , your ass is still a text biting gay , u need a good life for real , i just hope u wont bite wit all your teeth against streetwise . shebi u bit people for 20years just to keep battling ofoka in nl.
your stupid biting head cant afford a mic no wonder u prefer biting online lyrics instead , oponu omo ode.

@streetwise aka streetdull aka streetmugun
beware of the biter called dauron . the CIA and efcc and the street will be watching the battle for sauron's biting

Ofoka. . . which kind nickname u come give me now?

Alright I'm free of work now. . . get ready 4a Xenophobia II. . deadline Saturday 1PM. . .

~Sauron~:
Eldee. . . . . .I have a battle with Streetwize this weekend.
Abeg, set up a thread for the most theatrical NL battle of all time.

This will be hot, sassy and thought-provoking.
If you dunno, now you know.

Yeeeee!!!!! na true oh. . .I 4 don 4get. . . chai
We've not even laid down rules. . .
Maybe 20 lines . . .
And when should d deadline be?

Ahenn back to dis battle. . . Twas close. . . I think Ibime's tired. .  hehe. . . but the first bar was enough to leave a lasting Impression
HJ dealt bombs too with nice mataphors and direct hits
but Ill giv Ibime a slim win. . .

AD-Tee:
I can't even believe i wrote this today.
Damn NAiraland is where it's at


They think they’re sick/ and my bars are Stick
So they try Chew on me but I slice their tongue in three/ so they couldn’t spit for shit

The way my Bars-clay I’m sure I moulded ‘North west’
And I’m the Zenith of this game they beta realise Elephants don’t come First

I’m upperclass/ their bars are in Diet class
That’s why in battles they always come out Slimmer
But I’m bigger/ and damn that was a good dinner
So I walked on their street, did a little bit of research
Selected a ni&&@s bitch and decided she was Dessert
Whipped her ass so much that I had to spray Cream on this ass

You’re 'Ag'-ing on glass, so you better check your reflection
Coz I 'F'    'He' who dare comes into my direction
Simple Kemistry/ their FM Rhythms/ couldn't invade my Inspiration
I’m a bad new stock so sell out or you fall in recession

Don’t dread the fact that I got this locked/ or I’m getting kudos and props/
coz you keep going round, you’re a disc bound to flop
And I’m aiming the for top/ so make room or squash/
and stop emceeing you could make a dollar a cup.


It's flow for rank so i thought i'll drop some ish.

Understand G.
(errm. Ag, F and He are in the periodic table-simple kemistry. for those who might not get it, )

Christ!!! whos dis guy. . . Fuckin rippin it mehn!!. . . Ad-tee u should battle som1. . .
I'll lik ta see ya battle shit!!. . . Damn!!

Ibime rippin it as always. . . classic Mehn!!. . .

mykali:
this has to be the battle of the year for me
a newbie dethroning King Ibime
niccceeee

Oga I think ive earned d right not to be called newbie again oh. . .

~Sauron~:
Na lie o. . . . . . . .I am as rusty as Mikael Silvestre.

He is deceivin me. . .

Ibime:
Yeah. . . . but being an ill emcee as you are, you would have many ideas to expend before starting from scratch. . . .you go to school, I work 9-5. . . . trust me, a couple of hours on the weekend should be enough for you to de-capitate challengers on a regular basis. . . .


GBAM!!!

Lemme warn you though. . . . Sauron hasnt battled for months. . . . he must be holding an Arsenal of weapons.

In fact let him be holdin the whole Premier league sef . . . If i can get into d mood I get when I know I'm battlin u . . . . Hmmmmm . . . not da one I went to do against mailmac. . .

U no get oda tins do?

I understand u Ibime. . . however I cant turn a blind eye to other things cuz of battlin. . . In fact if u can rememba, I battled u d second time on spontaneity not cuz I planned to. . . U can think whatever u want bout me xhaustin my lifetime of rhymes on u. . . I'll jus hav to prove dat wrong evrytime I battle. . . but i cant battle evrytime. . . I'll clean up my skool mess and battle sauron next weekend. . . dat okay wif u Sauron?

nawa oh. . . thes guys want kill me oh. . . criously I have skool work to do chief Sauron. . . which kind wahala be dis?

~Sauron~:
I am coming for your head. . . .now!!!

Eldee must set up a battle between you and I.
There's no way in hell i am letting you walk away with the gold-mine.

Abeg wait naaaa. . . I still dey recover from Ibime's punches. . . make I rest small naaaaa. . .

Anyway sha good battle. . . no hard feelings. . ur still my favourite nairaland rapper. .

No homo?. . . u keep sayin dat

plus some of my rhymes where messed up by that changing F*ck to mess thing. . . I dont know y dat happens

Ibime:
The game has rules. . . .

Part of creativity is getting your shit to flow. . . . very emcee can attest that the most creative process is not only coming up with a punchline, but fitting it in, and building it up. . . . the cadence of your build-up is what informs seasoned observers that you are not just playing on generic ideas. . . . Im surprised that you gave creativity to streetwise with punches like "stand a chance" "de-liver" "come to your senses" etc. . . . thats why I mentioned genericity. . . . cos a lot of those punches are quite generic. . . . . I give props to the "head-quarters" and "Force/Area = Pressure" lines mostly. . . . but creativity/originality is not the best in his verse. . .

Yo mehn. . . all dis ur talk bout long lines ive jus been watchin since. . . yeh I had bout 3 - 4 long lines buh dat was it!!! my lines werent much longer than urs. . . . if ud like to check js scroll up and down between the two verses and u'll see. . . gee. . .

And its not what phrase or word u use. . . its how u use it. , . I could use a friggin cliche and still make it punch and throw people off their seats. . . Isnt dat what genius is all about?. . . thats creativity. . . in fact I blive that its when u use d stuff we use every day and are able to shock people with a wierd perspective of it, thats where d skill comes in, and dats when people drop their hats in respect for u. . . bcuz dey can Identify with d shit ur droppin and yet in a vague way 2 seconds ago they couldnt hav thot of it that way. . .

As for the flow yeh I had som long lines. . . but I made sure there was rhymes and multies. . . ur talkin lik it didnt have any. . . like it was som kinda story. . . It definitely had a pattern to it unless no amount of wordplay and all coulda made peopl like it. . .

Haaa. . jus had to defend dis shit. .

Anyway now dat its over. . . I can say what has been on my mind 4a 2 days. . . . oga. . . . .

UR A FACKIN BEast!!!!!!!. . . DAT VERSE WAS MAD!!. . . The last 6 bars *shakes head* nawa oh. . .

Abeg Eldee. . . help me with Aquaman and Mykalis battle. . . . I'll send u their verses when they come in today. . . please help them do all d whole ginger stuff

Don't think I should be doin it. . . . thanks mehn. . .

H.J:
Y'all Niggas r really gettin this place so bleeped up. Men Wuts up wit the votes, no comments anymore? Ibime where u at? Men i'm outta here.

Nna H.J dey vex oh. . . . bera giv Im battle oh. . . Unless blood go spill!!!

Buh H.J wait first now make dis battle finish na. . . In fact I'm sure Ibime has gone to prepare some shit for u rite now. . . so u bera b ready by now ohhh baba. . .