₦airaland Forum

Sometimes if you don't have the courage to say congratulations, just keep shut. Don't be surprised that she'd count her nose piercing and braids as real achievement. By the way, congrats bro, I tap into your ACHIEVEMENT.

Condemner-in-Chief

He lived very long considering his lifestyle. Rest in peace, the king of soccer.

This Ini Edo is a very mischievous girl, I swear down. Which kain wahala be this now? I sha like the cooperation of nollywood actors and artistes, they sabi turn up for any of their own.

It's not by height. I hail you, Abu.

If his deputy is an overzealous fellow he could easily influence the House of Assembly to have him impeached and change the political equation.

Osinbajo .... that name sounds familiar.

Some people go die premature ontop Mazi Nnamdi Kanu matter. Wetin concern the rubbish wey Akeredolu talk concern MNK?

Arrewa:
Okoro is from the north... You people don't have Okoro. "Kubewa"

You don't have onions!

You don't have goats in commercial quantities! You only have goats in some village compound.

We provide you with goats... Go to the express and see hundreds of trailers of goats moving down your region.

Na we dey give una that Jacky! Cos una like Jacky meat die!

We give you guys pepper!

We give you everything!

Stop being ungrateful!!

You guys produce everything in Nigeria yet una be poverty capital, babialla everywhere like MTN.

You know they say when you have a hangover, take some more liquor to be ok. So I recommend he treks some more, this time from Bauchi to Ogbomosho. He'll be fine.

What the sister needs is kind encouragement to work harder towards shading some weight, not body shaming. It is not enviable to be in that situation.

Oh God, when?

No wonder people do all sorts of things to take up US citizenship. The American government could have kept their fingers crossed, hoping that their abducted citizen would be released. But no, they orchestrated a precise rescue mission that freed their cherished citizen.

Oh God, when?

Werey dey disguise

Thunder fire NLC. I wonder why their offices were spared by angry youths.

One idiot here said Buhari needn't mention the Toll gate killings because victims are no better than other people killed elsewhere. But he mentioned the looting at Oba's palace specifically whereas lootings happened in many states. Is the humbled Oba more human than others? #WeMove

A bet you it's gonna be blame, blame, blame and buck passing as usual.

Chacha na EndSARS we dey like this. We go listen to you later.

Even those who accused you of ruining Nigeria's economy because you are from a certain ethnicity are now at the forefront of validating your candidacy. Inside life!

greggng:
If she meets my standard why not ...below are my requirement
She must be yellow girl
She must be of good character,
She must not have insanity or epilepsy in her family
She must be a working class lady
She must be from 5.8 and above
She must not 've k or bow leg
She must not 've tribal mark
She must be good in bed
She must be a good cook
She must be ambitious

Ogbeni, make God kuku give you raw materials make you create your own woman to your taste. Abeg na joke I dey o.

Lol. Radio Biafra, Hausa/Fulfulde Service.

...Barkan ku da wannan makko. Ku na saurare radio Viafra akan mitar 107.0

Which kain wahala be this naa? They nor even let Alaye clean nyash. I hope the taskforce will take the shit as exhibit.

Some miscreants will tag Donald Trump as PDP.

So sad, a Celebratee killed the Celebrator

Pasta Ofori, why?