₦airaland Forum

Happy birthday to you over there. WULLNP.

Bro, your thoughts are valid on one side of the coin. On the other side of the coin is that if you wait for when you have it all, then no woman will say no to your advances. We are warned to get a girl before you have it all because if she sticks with you at that time, she is a WIFE MATERIAL. Let a shoe maker on the street and a banker approach a girl by displaying their possessions let's see the girl who will choose the shoe-maker. Imagine that you have a car, a house, and you are gainfully employed, which SENSELESS LADY who wants to settle down can say NO to you? NON, EVEN IF SHE IS PLUTO!

falconey:
OK since 2011 being a member you don't know what section to post this.

I reckon the oldies are the most senseless on this forum, I know countless of them.

. Hate!

I'm always at a loss with the word dislodged by the military. The war against Boko Haram cannot end with the 'no victor, no vanquished' mantra like the Biafran war.

calebo101:
Na now problem wan start. Make una warn una messiah make e nor price those rude men for creek oooo . Those men nor just get joy at all. If dem begin here una go know say Boko Haram dey learn. Who dey cry dey see road o. Make una nor say we nor warn una.

The illiterate will soon realize that Tompolo, Boyloaf, Asari and the rest dey learn wen boys carry red eye enter creek. Make e go ask Obasanjo and Yar'Adua how far.

One dynamite, One pipeline. Let's see how they will pay salaries in Nigeria. Oil price crash some Governors don dey complain say no money to pay salary, by the time dem don light up Apapa depot again Buhari go know say nor be to shout Change be governance.

. Guy you just dey rant! How can you compare Boko Harm guys that blow themselves up and Militants that stick a dynamite to a pipeline and run away before it blows up?

All GMB will be hearing anytime he switches on his television set, shall be: so and so has been convicted, convicted, convicted....

Please which country is Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republic in Africa?

Yayi no know say baba is on strike concerning handshakes because na so Abacha take die after several handshakes with the Palestinians. * na Al-mustapha talk am o*

Welcome development. We already know Baba's own. 2 houses, 100 + cows, 7 pregnant goats (all brown), 4 palm sandals, (please he does not own allstars) 1 spoon and 1 fork, 1 three legged family pot... Should I go on? #PDP supporters take note he does not own Pigs because he is a Muslim#

Hmmmm.... I guess she wants to start okrika business.

I see nothing wrong with the H.I.V test. How can we get the statistics right and know how to plan for the Positives? Besides they won't be turned back for being positive or negative.

Nothing pain me pass the painful death! R.I.P to the dead.

Hausa has a proverb which says 'too much of greeting is better than insult'. Stop to dey follow Western cultures half way guys. In my moral philosophy (GENS 201) class years back, it was stated clearly that one sign of in-discipline is lack of GREETING.

Asuokaa:
What do you call this..

. Lol... I call it Prison Break season7

I guess you mean being educated, and in my opinion it does. If not there wouldn't be any Set standards by the males/ females

Something happened on April 1 and police arrest them? This na busy body because their action was meant to be a joke. #April fool's day#

I believe all this will end in a logical way for the general growth of the country by God's grace.

Goodluck guys and I don't mean GEJ! Otherwise, you'll be the one to call the bank and congratulate them for not short-listing you. I say God forbid to that!

I saw this Coup coming! Al-Jazeera had aired a documentary some weeks ago, saying that the army was in support of the mass protest because the third term bid violates the constitution which they are ready to defend. It was only the police force that was arresting the protesters. But Nigerian Army were turned overnight to be the protector of only the sitting government and not the country at large. Smh.

pTomz:
Wat is Crush??

. Crush na when trailer crush thief. Lols

Na wa o. How una want take compare before and after elections.... PDP guys make una repent or Lagoon again.

Please ladies try to lower your standards before your standards humbles you.

R.I.P

Happy birthday to you. WULLNP.

@ OP you know the general type most guys will want to try out- chest, six packs, shoulder exercises. Mayhap you can upload some photographs showing some procedures. Thanks

Decent ladies, my advise to all of you is that you should stop being too heavenly conscious thereby becoming too earthly useless. Do this by behaving like a mother anywhere you are.( LOVE and PLAY with CHILDREN, start putting some eatables inside your bags trust me, guys love this a lot, show respect, spend time with elderly women, never gossip, learn how to give some sassy jokes too.)

Spending more for your babe than your mum is hypocrisy. The word there is 'babe' which is not the same thing as 'wife'.

Burial of how many days? I believe your girl has a photograph of the two of you on her phone too. So her reason is not justified. Mayhap, you have been showing some signs of leaving her so she took your photograph to seal the covenant.

Let him face the full music of his actions

Nothing noteworthy happens by chance. I like this quote from your post @ OP

Hahahaha.... Gobe things in Davido's voice. # Buhari my role model, Mayweather my bodyguard#

Vickydera2:
ihitte/uboma

. Nice, you are lucky i know that part of the state. #team Ehime-Mbano#