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I hope that guy who trekked from Lagos to Abuja is not sidelined..... He should head the first ministry of Trekking!

whizjay:
Does making useless topics also gain you popularity?

. No it doesn't, but you can go and ask Shekau of Boko Haram how his name made the list of 100 most influencial people in the world in TIME magazine (2015)

celine234:
I became active on nairaland this year, during this period I couldn't help but noticed how some monikers gain more popularity than others.

there are two methods to gain fame here in nairaland.
the fun bad and good way.

FUN BAD WAY.

) you can gain popularity by typing nonsense . sometimes dont even write anything.

) say something like " all nairalanders guys are fools
know say, the posts go reach (12).
na den you go no say jobs don finish 4 naija and madness dey wear shoe

) type anything like, " I don get belle" all the guys will come like bees and sting your nose.

) abuse any nairalander dude he's broke, wahala but popularity will follow.

) make list like this
cc
missclassy

jakesparrow
orijin101
wristwatch
sonofmark

this is getting annoying they do this to draw comments to their post.

)lastly, talk anyhow.



GOOD WAY

) make nice topics

) make nice comments and write brain killing grammatical grammatically English like sonofmark

) be cool and humorous

) always come online.



*the end*

. The most annoying one is that which a list of Nairalanders are mentioned! That's more than begging for attention. Its so childish #i'm team independent#

It could be a part of the new stadium in Akwa Ibom.

FriedPlantain:
Minimum of second class upper, minimum of first class, minimum of Masters, minimum of ICAN......... when on earth will they start taking a minimum of a pass certificate to accommodate graduates like me. I don graduate since 2010, I never ever receive ordinary one job test invite, even if na by mistake. GNLD guys sef no gree invite me for interview sotey I dey bombard them daily with my cv, those e-diots still no wan invite me. I don tire sef, e be like say na to commit suicide sure pass.

FriedPlantain

. Your matter na wa o. But please, I never wished death on nobody (in B.I.G's voice), Even if na suicide no try am.

Since na for China, its a Chinko (fake) death.

If only...

The OP has won. A thread can also be controversial so screw all haters!!

Well anything can happen because in the Arab world, young girls have been caught trying to go for what is called sexual jihad ( going there to be serviced voluntarily by the male Jihadist)

Hmmm.... Qisas.

In line with being courteous, one should never disregard the powers of the gatekeepers: secretary, Personal Assistant, ETC. Otherwise you might not get promoted as at when due.

Madam please exercise a little patience

Please greet her. It takes nothing off you at all. The problem with the OP and indeed most individuals is that they are using an outdated map. Please OP revise/update your to include saying thank you with a big smile to your wife whenever she serves food to you. # by the time you get some burns or cuts in the kitchen, then you will know what it means to cook 3 times a day multiplied by 365 days.#

Its always good to meet people with divergent views... Keeps you on guard too.

Today boiledplantain, tomorrow friedplantain next one go be..... Roasted plantain surely.

What about castration?

For what now! My girl must put on some make-up to turn me on. I can't stand a pale face please.

You should walk from here to Nepal and help those earthquake victims instead.

This idea by the OP sucks... Nigerian ladies deserve the best.

Una dey show una minute brain by attacking her. Why una no quote the part where she attributes the predicament of the Nigerian state to the attitude of the ruling elites? Fo.o.l.i.s.h PDP supporters!

Lols.... Nice jokes at friedplantain. Keep it up!

Hihihihihi...

Nice one @ OP

Holywizard:
u're a bastard!!! Try it & see whether dis nonsense called Nigeria will eva make sense again.

N/B; Dont play wit Niger/Delta Militants

. My friend relax, one thing you should know is that in Nigeria it is easier to curtail any uprising from the Niger- delta due to the geography of your area. * abi na sea una go run enter if the region becomes too hot?*

Hell no!. I can't date a woman who is a modern day town crier!

Yes we have girls who are dating one person at a time. My last girlfriend was dating only me so i left her. Nah, I can't cope with that at all.

Misplaced priority is GEJ's priority. He never goes with the mood of the nation. After a nasty bomb blast, he went for a rally. So this is not new..... This is the last of the Otuokes.

R.I.P to the dead. What a tragic way to die. #the name of that road is so scary... Uhumudu... What?#

Nairaland should try and put a time frame for modifying any post. I only modify if it has spelling mistakes or typos.

Johnpaul2k2:
[size=14pt]No!!

They are good in rituals and other immoral behaviors.

give IGBOs the Credits [/size]

. IGBOS my foot! When your women have publicly decried the absence of quality husbands if the youths continue to avoid going to school and going for trade?

NUPENG na una want vex pass us? We all know SURE-P is a massive fraud.