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ode remo:
@Bingo dog or wat the phuk in hell is yor blodklat moniker, shut d rasklat up cos that wasnt meant 4 your gutter mouth.
U have beef with studio go settle that s.hit out
dont come near me you rabid dog.
Asinine lyk u.
Now i can move on.
Next pls.

Bin Gbagbo don get new name?

The bolded above

keyboard don dey intoxicate u abi?

U come dey double post

whatever

A professor attempting to inspire hhs students says to his class, ''This week is your last chance to study for your final exam next monday, Time is running out. The exam is now in the hands of the printer, Are thire any questions?'' One student inquires. ''How many questions will their be?''
Anoter student asks, ''Will the exam require essay answers?''
A third wants to know, ''Who's the printer of the question?

Lol

u have one advantage over me, u can kiss my asss and i can't

kelz88:
O.M.G!
Did that really happen?

Lawd!!
Someone like me would have laughed at her and embarrassed her.

Must she eat popcorn?
Going cinema with no money.


Chicks get mind sha.

maybe the chick na co-perate prostiiitute in disguise

very young, tall, busty and beautiful

Dyt i dnt hav yo time

ajibel u no dey take eye see woman
your toasting lines na nonsense




Aggybelt
go to court

my head go enter dia and still enough space go dey

so na facebook the mumu Ibo boy dey go copy joke and come post for nairaland

Mumu copycat dat Ibo boy

why?
Dis is not a joke . .tis a yoke

u wan lie sey u never fart during sexxx before?

Why is access bank disturbing me like this, since when i open account them just dey call my phone number every 3 days to come and put money, just today they sent one of their staff, very fine girl to my house, she said 'hello'' my name is stella can i come in, me i say i am the only one at home yes you can come in and the rest is a long story

Still compilling the jokes


i dey come

ode remo:
The dan dada as my jamo pale will say.crown prince of joke section all the tym.
Carry goes joh, ori won ti jabo patapata.
Won ni se 2MRW awon oloshi olote.
That is da bomb.

I see you bro . . .
Ori mi ti wu mehn hehehe

dont mind Boogee she's just jealous



Thank You everybody

E no easy to write joke

plz dont send him to hell yet cuz wife and shildren dey house



Ode remo
u too becareful

booqee:
How u so familiar wiv dat disease? And oh, how dyu say dat phrase again? 'Craw crawlistic infested fingers!'. (chei! U sabi am well well! :-D. Well i'm wondering how . . . . . eerrrrr. . U know dat sayin? Experience is d best teacher. I guess dat musta been it.

Lool
u are not serious at all walaihi

u think sey everybody be like AJibole chief manufacturer craw craw Nigeria Plc


face your front





ode remo
are u Ibo?
Lol

elejo wewe

better people dey advice u too wan tyre me some advice with dat your craw crawlistic infested fingers

economy section ko, biconomy sektion ni

mtchew

DYT thank you

Boogee dat na pass mark abi?


My haters, get well soon

mtchew

DYT thank you

Boogee dat na pass mark abi?


My haters, get well soon

mtchew

A girl takes her bf home they go into the bedroom and she immediately suggests that they do 69 what the hell is that the bf asks his gf, realizing that he wasn't experienced she tells him i place my head between your legs and you place yours between mine, still not knowing what she was talking about and not wanting to ruin the moment they both agrees. Just as they get into position the girl lets a loud smelly fart (Gbagbo's Style), bf gagging and role himself out from position rolls over to one side of the bed surprised at what happened, the girl extremely embarassed asked him to forgive her saying it would not happen again and they got back into position, again she lets out another atomic stinker, the boy gets up with a horrified look on his face starts to get dressed, the gf asks whats wrong why are u leaving? Boy replies if you think i'm staying round for another 67 of those you must be fecking joking.

weldone poster

See as u be like something wey vulture vormit

steewpid hungry looking son of a b.tch

guys make una no vex oh
once in a while person gats relate sumtins wey no suppose be jokes naw

i no mean relate as in the nonsense B.tch Gbagbo dey always spew here all in the name of jokes, but things wey make sense and teach lesson so dat person no go enter one chance for the hand of dis desperatdo Lagos babes na

;0

Thanks guys

i see u airforce 1

Yesterday was the 3rd time i was approached by a well dressed lady at Silverbird Cinemas @ VI Lagos, pleading for popcorn. It seems to me that these ladies carefully select their targets, a well dressed man who is alone. Their claims are that they run out of money or waiting for a relative or friend! I think it is wrong for a lady to stoop so low and beg for pop corns. 2 weeks ago, i gave the first one moiney for pop corn out of ignorance. She move to level two by asking for my phone numbers! Real gentleman, Beware!

(Laughs )
even if they must beg, someone must also let these ladies know that the Governor of Lagos had ban begging in the State! I am sure the ban extends to pop-corns!

Op
is like Ibo people don do u something before
dis one u dey lament