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Religion / Re: Who Are 24 Elders In Heaven According To Bible? by Stupidanimal: 9:40pm On Feb 18 |
Bluezy13: You're extremely stupid. More stupid than you've ever been. More idiotic and moronic than you're actually funny, lmao! Look! Just look at your miserable self in a mirror. What do you see? A clown? Don't you see a clown? A clown, right? No actually. You are not a clown. You are a NOT! 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Bendel Insurance Fc And Their Crap Transfer Of Players by Stupidanimal: 6:24am On Feb 18 |
guobe: Oh, wow. Thanks for the reply. 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Bendel Insurance Fc And Their Crap Transfer Of Players by Stupidanimal: 9:05pm On Feb 17 |
Seen your post on BI, not once or even twice. You seem to be a die-hard Bendel Insurance fan. I used to ask though, who still goes to the stadium to watch the Nigerian Football League. Do people go out in record numbers to watch NPFL teams play? Permit me to ask, do you watch them as they play live in the stadium on a Saturday or on a Sunday (this is likely a football club based in Benin city)? Can you give a rough estimate of stadium attendance. How much would you say is the gate fee for each BI match. 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Academic Paper Writers Wanted In Math, Engineering, Nursing, Psychology, Lit by Stupidanimal: 10:29am On Feb 14 |
Hello Josh, I am not conversant with the different citations. I have not done this before. I actually have a B.Sc in Mathematics, but I can write academic papers on just about anything. I am just a bit edge on the citation styles you talked about. Would you pay me 15 naira a word? |
Romance / Re: We Need A Wife by Stupidanimal: 8:27pm On Feb 08 |
Guest2008: Lol. Okay. I did not read your comment but I did ask her if she's interested. And she said - no! |
Romance / Re: We Need A Wife by Stupidanimal: 7:27am On Feb 08 |
Guest2008: Let me talk to my sister. I would get back to you in the evening. |
Romance / Re: We Need A Wife by Stupidanimal: 10:34pm On Feb 07 |
Guest2008: My sister is 36. We are Yorubas, not Edos. Never been married before. Tell me more about your relative. I might hook you up. |
Nairaland / General / Re: See This Funny Signboard In Edo State by Stupidanimal: 9:21pm On Feb 07 |
opalu: Hmm. King spirit. Servant spirit. This man I am scared of you. Kai, you are extremely deep. |
Education / Re: Lecturing Connections: Nairalanders, Am I About To Be Scammed by Stupidanimal: 8:22pm On Jan 30 |
yomi531: @ bolded: You don't sound like someone who knows administration of schools more than I do because you just said - put in a different context - a man can vote on election day and then when he's done voting, all the details that shows that he is an eligible voter can now be taken into consideration during accreditation. Accreditation is what gives you the license to teach. If you have scaled that stage, then you might as well hire two lecturers for a hundred man's work or hire none at all. Would hiring lecturers be necessary if you have already been accredited? Would accreditation carry any weight if the caliber of your teachers are not involved? Does it make sense? Now, I beg your pardon because I didn't bother to ask you about the type of school your sister teaches, but big federal universities might hire contract staff because they have means of generating additional revenue, and mind you, they often do, because the government would not give a go-ahead to hire. If she was hired by my university, OAU, for instance, then as a federal university, they would be able to pay her salaries, but they are not giving her conditions of employment - wait first one of our dept is not accredited; when it is, we would hire you. Totally different scenarios. Even if it is not a big uni or Poly, they might still be able to hire and pay your salary independent of the government's intervention, but smaller institutions rarely do. Even government secondary schools can, but despite having a biting shortage of teachers, do they? In fact, the default assumption one makes when they try to work with any government institutions is that the government is responsible for salaries until those at the management position say otherwise. So I am very on point. |
Education / Re: Lecturing Connections: Nairalanders, Am I About To Be Scammed by Stupidanimal: 8:39pm On Jan 29 |
suleimanshehu: Thanks for your input. I really appreciate Shehu. Now let me talk about what you said. I don't think there was every a time federal institutions enjoy such autonomy. You only hire manpower for your business. Even the registrar, the VC and lecturers are employees like any other person. It's just that some are in a position to overseer the place. They have to apply. Always. Calculated risk always pay off, not this one. Do you think accreditation comes first before hiring? Would you get a license to start, say, a secondary school if you don't have somethings put in place like teachers, lab, etc? |
Education / Re: Lecturing Connections: Nairalanders, Am I About To Be Scammed by Stupidanimal: 8:30pm On Jan 29 |
yomi531: "New" as you put it doesn't mean not accredited. Would the government give a go-ahead for federal institutions owned by them to hire members of staff in an unaccredited department? I think that is the state of your response. If your response is no, then your appointment as a make-shift lecturer or adhoc as you call it carries no weight since it didn't come from them? Who is your sister working for, the school or the government? By working for, I mean who bankrolls her? If the school pays her salary, then that is very unfeasible especially in federal schools - the Polytechnic in question is a federal Poly. I still have to ask you though: accredit first, before taking lecturers? Are you sure of what you're saying? That's quite strange. What then do they require during the accreditation process? I think one of them is the crop of your lecturers, their qualifications and experience. Can you successfully pass the accreditation exercise without providing these (proving that you are up to the task)? Suppose they hire you as an adhoc staff and then you begin working, who would pay you? The government? |
Politics / Lecturing Job Connections: Nairalanders, Am I About To Be Scammed by Stupidanimal: 12:58pm On Jan 29 |
I posted this in the education thread but visibility has been poor, please let me hear your input. A man asked my dad to bring an undisclosed amount of money for a lecturing connections in one of the Federal Polytechnics in the South - I would not disclose the school. For context, I went with my father to the Polytechnic that day and the man is, as perceived, one of the big shots in the school. Maybe the Dean or something - I don't know the hierarchy strata of Polytechnics But the problem is, the man made it clear to us that certain courses would have to be accredited first. and then when the courses have been successfully accredited, they would push my name for final screening and final employment. He made it clear though that the final decision is not his. I didn't object there, but later having thought about it, I saw all shades of wrong in the man's statement and would appreciate your input. I used to think that you first get your teachers ready, on ground, in addition to the other demands you might be required to meet in the accreditation process. I don't think it is accreditation first then lecturers, it should be lecturers and other things in the accreditation process. After all, what is an accreditation? Is it not an exercise to verify that you are up to the task and can deliver academically? Or am I wrong? I have not told my father that I think he's getting scammed and should count me out. I made it clear to him several times that employees in government institutions do not hire or even have the ability, but he has rebuffed me several times claiming that a university registrar (or an equivalent in a Polytechnic) does, or at least forwards the names for final employment. You don't get job connecting with people at employee level especially in government institutions. If they have the connect or are able to do it themselves, then they themselves wouldn't be working there, or am I wrong? I would appreciate your input. 1 Like |
Education / Re: Lecturing Connections: Nairalanders, Am I About To Be Scammed by Stupidanimal: 12:52pm On Jan 29 |
dawnomike: I am not talking about the chances of employment. Please understand me. I am asking if schools get accredited first before they hire lecturers or they don't need to hire lecturers in the accreditation process. |
Education / Lecturing Connections: Nairalanders, Am I About To Be Scammed by Stupidanimal: 8:07am On Jan 29 |
A man asked my dad to bring an undisclosed amount of money for a lecturing connections in one of the Federal Polytechnics in the South - I would not disclose the school. For context, I went with my father to the Polytechnic that day and the man is, as perceived, one of the big shots in the school. Maybe the Dean or something - I don't know the hierarchy strata of Polytechnics But the problem is, the man made it clear to us that certain courses would have to be accredited first. and then when the courses have been successfully accredited, they would push my name for final screening and final employment. He made it clear though that the final decision is not his. I didn't object there, but later having thought about it, I saw all shades of wrong in the man's statement and would appreciate your input. I used to think that you first get your teachers ready, on ground, in addition to the other demands you might be required to meet in the accreditation process. I don't think it is accreditation first then lecturers, it should be lecturers and other things in the accreditation process. After all, what is an accreditation? Is it not an exercise to verify that you are up to the task and can deliver academically? Or am I wrong? I have not told my father that I think he's getting scammed and should count me out. I made it clear to him several times that employees in government institutions do not hire or even have the ability, but he has rebuffed me several times claiming that a university registrar (or an equivalent in a Polytechnic) does, or at least forwards the names for final employment. You don't get job connecting with people at employee level especially in government institutions. If they have the connect or are able to do it themselves, then they themselves wouldn't be working there, or am I wrong? I would appreciate your input. 1 Like |
Sports / Re: This Photo Proves Cristiano Ronaldo Is Football Eternal by Stupidanimal: 11:06am On Jan 02 |
Freshtruth: A sizeable chunk of his goals are penalties. Even in his club's last meeting, Ororo scored two penalties. Not underestimating his abilities, but Messi is a better player than he is. |
Politics / Re: Rivers: Why Pro-fubara Speaker Resigned, Vacated Seat by Stupidanimal: 10:25am On Jan 02 |
Okoroawusa: We call it a clickbait. |
Politics / Re: RIVERS state assembly: Why defect if you have a veto proof majority? by Stupidanimal: 7:00pm On Dec 29, 2023 |
Blue3k: You are quite intelligent and I have to honestly admit too that it was an unforced error. These politicians probably do not understand the significance of numbers especially in a democratic settings. I am going to ask you two quick questions. Is defection punishable by the constitution or the new electoral act because I don't understand why their seats can be declared vacant because they defected? Please educate me because I am not privvy to this. Also, if the speaker loyal to the governor was removed or whatever they call it before they defected, could the courts validly reinstate him? Can it be said that the Assembly satisfied quorum with just four members? |
Education / Re: Profs In Da House. Serious Question: How Does One Get A Lecturing Job In Nigeria by Stupidanimal: 6:19pm On Dec 29, 2023 |
honour7: My oga. |
Education / Re: Profs In Da House. Serious Question: How Does One Get A Lecturing Job In Nigeria by Stupidanimal: 4:24pm On Dec 29, 2023 |
honour7: Thank you. You talk of a PhD job as though there are jobs that require a PhD for a start, or jobs that would only take PhD holders. Sure, there are not many PhD holders because it takes a lot of time to be one, but I can tell you for free that a PhD holder is not much better off in the Nigerian labour market than a B.Sc holder. Of course, save in the field of academia which is not up for dispute. Would I want to spend another 5 years of my life fighting it off to obtain this PhD certification that is only useful in higher institutions? NO! Thank God for your life.Thank God! God has been merciful to you, but I am very sure you didn't get the supervisor role because you had a PhD or even an Msc. If I had that supervisor role and I was getting paid let's say 120k, maybe I wouldn't be here discussing with you. |
Education / Re: Profs In Da House. Serious Question: How Does One Get A Lecturing Job In Nigeria by Stupidanimal: 1:13pm On Dec 29, 2023 |
DyingFetus: If you have a job for me in a federal institution in this country then it means that you have a job for me in other federal institutions and agencies. Should I contact you? I am not interested in lecturing. |
Education / Re: Profs In Da House. Serious Question: How Does One Get A Lecturing Job In Nigeria by Stupidanimal: 1:09pm On Dec 29, 2023 |
honour7: Not in this country boss. I would never regret not pursuing further qualifications as long as Nigeria continues to be the way it is. |
Education / Re: Profs In Da House. Serious Question: How Does One Get A Lecturing Job In Nigeria by Stupidanimal: 1:06pm On Dec 29, 2023 |
honour7: There are two ways to get a government job -- which is, man-know-man and by merit. I have reiterated my position based on merit, not man-know-man or connections. Now, if I get you correctly, you are talking based on long leg or man-know-man. Not necessarily that you have worked as a lecturer but do you have acquaintances who are working as lecturers? [quote author=honour7 post=127679338] The scope to get lecturing job is 1. Get masters look for private uni to be gaining experience while doing PhD with publications, once u can finish your PhD. You can apply to federal uni. [quote] You seem to be making a point here that getting a lecturing job with a masters degree is a bit difficult because everyone now has it. [quote author=honour7 post=127679338] Look for a PhD. Supervisor that is a real authority like an old prof. their recommendation hold water and most times when any uni need staff in a particular area, they do notify these profs to send/ recommend candidate for them, you can be lucky. [quote] So it is now a subject of being lucky. Hmm. You comments have been very helpful though, but dropping CV in a university almost never works. |
Education / Re: Profs In Da House. Serious Question: How Does One Get A Lecturing Job In Nigeria by Stupidanimal: 12:41pm On Dec 29, 2023 |
honour7: I had a 2:2 though, but I want to ask you, did mortal man come to this life only to spend a very large part of it pursuing western education? Pursuing a PhD would take you another 5 or 6 years. The number of years spent in school is as follows: 6--3--3--4--1.5(18 months)--5 If you take 23 years from a man's life, you know how far gone that would be? |
Education / Re: Profs In Da House. Serious Question: How Does One Get A Lecturing Job In Nigeria by Stupidanimal: 12:00pm On Dec 29, 2023 |
Owutuotuo: Do people apply for lecturing jobs? Some years ago while I was still serving in Taraba state, I went to the state teaching board to plead with them for employment into any of their secondary schools. They told me their hands are tied, that there is nothing they could do to help, and that I would have to wait for an opening by the state government for teachers. It seems to me that the same is applicable in all federal and state government jobs. Jobs are not gotten by application. The institution (whether a secondary sch, a polytechnic or a university) first notifies the federal or state government of a shortage in available manpower, then the government gives them a go-ahead to hire (which is usually published in newspapers under the guise of transparency) and it doesn't happen often. That is how it is done, or is it done differently? |
Education / Re: Profs In Da House. Serious Question: How Does One Get A Lecturing Job In Nigeria by Stupidanimal: 11:37am On Dec 29, 2023 |
honour7: It seems to me that you don't know how these things work. You don't apply for federal government job. In fact, you don't apply for government work, whether at federal or state level. The institution notifies the federal or state government of a shortage in available manpower, then the government gives a go-ahead to hire and it doesn't happen often. That is how it is done. And then, I am not even talking about applying and passing the school's qualifying exams which is still not a guarantee because there are quite a number of prospective applicants jostling for these positions. Do you think masters degree holders have it easy securing lecturing jobs? |
Education / Re: Profs In Da House. Serious Question: How Does One Get A Lecturing Job In Nigeria by Stupidanimal: 8:55pm On Dec 28, 2023 |
Is this the right section to post this? |
Politics / Re: Edo: Why Deputy Governor's Budgetary Allocation Was Slashed - Speaker, Agbebaku by Stupidanimal: 8:39pm On Dec 28, 2023 |
Validated: You are not making sense. You're condoning illegal and criminal acts because the actor is agreeable to you. How are you different from this lawless governor? Is the position of a deputy governor an appointed position like that of commissioners that he must take his folly to an all-time low? 1 Like |
Education / Re: Profs In Da House. Serious Question: How Does One Get A Lecturing Job In Nigeria by Stupidanimal: 6:23pm On Dec 28, 2023 |
If you have written qualifying exams for the position of a lecturer in our institution, how many applicants wrote the exams with you? |
Education / Re: Profs In Da House. Serious Question: How Does One Get A Lecturing Job In Nigeria by Stupidanimal: 6:19pm On Dec 28, 2023 |
Owutuotuo: I agree. It's man-know-man. Statistically, what are the odds of a brilliant randomie securing a lecturing job in 2 yrs time - in present Nigeria? I'm so concerned. Why would I waste another 18 month for something that's not sure at all. Is there a shortage of lecturers vis-a-vis the number of masters degrees holder applying for these jobs in Nigeria? Like secondary schools and their constant lookout for teachers, can the same be said of private, state and public institutions? 1 Like |
Education / Profs In Da House. Serious Question: How Does One Get A Lecturing Job In Nigeria by Stupidanimal: 5:04pm On Dec 28, 2023 |
My father has been disturbing me to enroll for masters degree, even promising me heaven and earth that, he would without fail, get me a lecturing job. We have been on it since 2017. This is not a thread for that and I don't want response to that end. My question is, how do people get a lecturing job. Say I want a Federal University, then how would I go about it? The approach is going to be a bit different for state instituions but I guess that both of these would require a job Opening by the institution in one or more newspapers and a qualifying exam. Would it be easier in Kebbi state university if my father is friends with let's say kebbi state governor? Another question is, do you think it is worth the stress and haggle pursing a masters degree in hope of a lecturing job? Because, obviously, a masters is only useful to that end. Put differently, how hard is getting the job with or without connections. Do you think if one has the money then getting a federal job isn't going to be difficult |
Phones / Re: Flashed My MTN Mobile Wifi MF920W Router With A Custome Rom(beeline_c51a) And... by Stupidanimal: 8:36am On Dec 28, 2023 |
nurey: For the first time ever, I was able to login to the device and factory reset it using "admin" as password. I was also able to get the router password. I think I am cool now. Your suggestions has been really helpful. Thank you, thank you, thank you! |
Phones / Re: Flashed My MTN Mobile Wifi MF920W Router With A Custome Rom(beeline_c51a) And... by Stupidanimal: 7:09am On Dec 28, 2023 |
nurey: The problem is, there is no reset button. Only the WPS button and a little hole I used to poke with a broom if I need to connect. The router is connected to the computer as I type, but it doesn't reset - nothing. What I have is the upgraded interface with some weird russian interface. |
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