₦airaland Forum

Abbott: Go to KFC/TFC/Chicken Republic and enjoy ur life away.

Nah !
A broke guy to go to TFC or KFC ? Nah !
Na plates and dishes e go wash all through the X-mas,becos e no go fit pay,na TFC go hold am.

Guy wait for ur Neighbour's X-mas chicken and Jollof,chòp am,buy the small bottle of Alomo,drink,play music indoors,dance.

End am up with a Padded smoke if u smoke!
Lock urslef up in ur room,pray and think of how to make money legally next year.

All the best ! Jeje laiye !

Many Peeps and families dey on the same levels with u.
nuttin do u.

Fashola / Ribadu .

The best hands anytime,anyday.
I don't care from whatever tribe or religion they belong tó.

Buhari ón the other hand,is no go area,he should give himself a total break,there's little he can only do in this present day era of high-tech 21st century politics.

Buhari should regard himself as a retired elder statesman,he's been a great man and I don't want us Nigerians to loose another President while in office he's old enough to take a bow,and move on with hiscredible stance and regard.

Fashola and Ribadu is the complete Team,except Nigerians want us to go again in our reckless bumpy ride.

Fashola and Ribadu anytime,anyday.

Goldie again ?

I thought it was all fòr Tontô Dike,anyway,hatred is not a good thing though,i like both of them somehow sha and not their games.

I am sorry I completely don't agree with the trends,it's sounds doctored.
Especially with all the Nigerian ......

No hate though !

I am sorry I completely don't agree with the trends,it's sounds doctored.
Especially with all the Nigerian ......

At 33,see the oyibo already looking aged.
A Nigerian 40 year old,still stays with mummy and daddy bearless and sharp, still never finish secondary and can even go play FIFA under 17.

If Nigerian 60 year old see this one na,he will think they are both age mates

Na wah for Oyibo's growth hormone o.

This one na pokos.

Hmmn ..

opens thread,
See beefings,
Quickly closed thread,

...Took to my heels.

@ OP

The interview is in respect of the app.you must have earlier submitted.
Been there before but I guess its meant for ND holders.

Try give it a try,they are well and very standardly placed in H.R matters.

They are also presently recruiting for some few banks as I was told,but I don't think experienced hires are yet tó be considered.

Go there and give it a trial,that might coonvince yóu.

All the best.

Front page please !

Its a question for everyoone ! Like why did I get married,but now why did I waste my time going to school and getting so jobless affterwards.

Nice one OP.
It could really be frustrating,but I know with God's magnificent grace,you shall make it fulfilled,just hold it on,don't loose it,He cares.

This is a total slap to Research,knowledge and true finding.

Nigerian have seen several foreigners who studied and also served for a whole year as youth corper at different remote cities at almost every mobilisation in time past.

The poster and moderators lack research credibility and shows how vague they are by always allowing someone else's trance get on the front page,if not even hidden.

When I served way back in Delta State,I have about three plain foreigners(whites),an indie-Nigerian,an Australian American,and a chinese,all are pure whites,and only the. Chinese manage to speak Yoruba and Englisn while the others speak Pidgin language and English fluently.

This is anôther confusion thread that is created because of poor research and wrong reps who call themselves moderatòrs,I guess they must have their schools in remote Nigerian villages.

Even Unilag and OOU can boast of several foreigners whO live,schooled,graduated,served and are still working in Nigeria.
I know about three in laspotech then and a white lady,a lecturer's daughter in far Osun state poly,who studied Architecture,graduated and also served in Nigeria.

The OP and Moderators should stop allowing false articles and misrepresentation of truths and fallacy get into our innocent memory and they should please get their acts right.

For God's sake.

It's still the men's hiphop world in Nigeria.
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Like you have an all man's cult in higher college we also tend to believe women cult group exists,you just only have to hear about clashes gone wild only with the men,making it really beleivable and true that we never had any fierceful woman'college cults.

I really believe hiphop is real and not fictitous like all other Genre except Pop,hence,no Femcee really wants to keep it real anymore mostly because of family relationships and social matters.

Labels are so always ready to give in to a 8shaped lady's swag other than her originality and skills.

Labels and some media houses are also still being managed by college Wack heads with little or no knowledge about hiphop and also quick to shove off any real Femcee.

If you want real hiphop and all d.ope Femcees and Mcees,come play and hang around Festac Town,Mile 2 and Satellite Town.

You will find Femcees and D.ope Mcees with professional College degrees but also got professional mad skills on the Mic in these Neighbourhoods !

Sometimes when i hangaround with them,its always a worthwhile experience !

Naija's HipHop stage still needs a complete overhaul.

We need a whole different breed of Mcees and femcees.much respect to Mode Nine he is still the rrealest,others are only dummy clowns,they'll do better being comedians.

Sasha P is trying but I think she is not as real as the type of Femcee we are talking about here.I'll rather go with Blaze,no other Femcee does it better .

We only have Musicians most of them are not MCees,they will do better singing or clowning !

Benitez

My very fisrt sincere kiss had been on our 'To do list' fór about 3 years when we innocently liked eachother as platonic friends way back in my high-school days,contrarily,it was my last with that girl.

Several years after,have tried to revamp such expensive feeling but each time I try,I ended spending tòo much of time on the act.

Kissing was a sòothing feeling back then i enjoyed with some of the sexiest and most daring brilliant high school classmates then as it was always revered by the girls for few intelligent and cute boys like me.

Due to age and maturity,my kissing abilities and flair has slowly depreciated,but always red when I get a cool impulse from a loving mate but not as cômparable to that very first one that we both never told Mama nor Our teachers till date.

Kiss me but dònt tell !

POSTER'S DISCRETION ADVISED : RATED /14/

Back in the days former hunky upcoming Actor used tó be in the know on Nigerian Entertainment and Nollywoód,as he usually competes with tough roles in movie sets with the likes òf Jim Iyke and Ramsey Noah,but all of sudden,all we keep hearing about him is that he has gone mentally sick.

It is either he has gòne back into Rehab or that he has caused another commotion on set or he has just been beaten up again by the Police in public.

Earnest Asuzu used to be a fine Hunk Actor and interpretes his bully attitudes well back then but now,he is said be a figure of his opposite past.

He was recently said to have lost his reasoning after jumping intó a female colleagues car without recalling he did and was said to be crying and hallucinating to ease himself rigth in the car before the issue got intervened by the Pòlice having tempórarily regained his senses.

Côuld there be a more serious and complex issue with this dude or he just has a'fix quick'habit he can't just fix.

The Pains and Gains of being a Celebrity ?

Please everyOne should earnestly pray for Ernest Asuzu.

Its not flooding.
Rain is not falling.

Dou you know what is called ? Forget hitech drainage
System ! Are they better equipped Than the NY Manhattan Ocean Surge
U.S.A or China ?

In those places mentioned above ! This a good rainshower
Fòr Coffee breaks and a stick of pound or Cigarette.

And in Naija ! This one is called-The rain is drizzling !

Dubai ! Watch !

Vanneni: tel dem o.

Leonardo Davinci
Read davinci code !

And you will know the real Truth.

Rooneyboy: I can't see Jesus o , does it mean u guys are more righteous than I am or something ?

Nairaland ! There must be something funny sha !

Am just laughing ! Nairaland !

GOd forbid ! Animal and human waste keh !

Ok I guess meant for cOòking things like Suya,public puffpuff,bònli,epa,rôasted yam and corn,and not fOr delicious pounded yam and Egusi sOup !

Hahahahaha just kidding ! Nice creative innóvatiôn.

OYES ! Osun state is really working !

Newest trailblazers !

Inpinle Omóluabi ni mere o !

Rocktation:

Now this the coolest piece. !

Epic and satirical !

Nice One.

Who dropped this bomb here !

You guys no wan make we sleep ! Abi ?

bakusha: Na wao, ♏ε̲̣̣ neva rec anytin o. Well sha stl hoping in G̶̲̥̅̊​o̶̲̥̅̊​d̶̲̥̅̊ 4hs mercy on ♏ε̲̣̣. Pls hs any HND holder rec †ђξ invitation? Cos A̶̲̥̅♏ tinking †ђξ invitation Ȋ̝̊̅§ meant 4d Bsc holder? Let smbdy kill ds bad tot in ♏ε̲̣̣. By answering ma question. G̶̲̥̅̊​o̶̲̥̅̊​d̶̲̥̅̊ bls U̶̲̥̅̊ al aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ wish †ђξ onces d̶̲̥̅̊aτ̲̅ rec †ђξ text best of luk

Can anyone answer this youngman ?
He has bn useful with links before.
Una biko !

bakusha: Na wao, ♏ε̲̣̣ neva rec anytin o. Well sha stl hoping in G̶̲̥̅̊​o̶̲̥̅̊​d̶̲̥̅̊ 4hs mercy on ♏ε̲̣̣. Pls hs any HND holder rec †ђξ invitation? Cos A̶̲̥̅♏ tinking †ђξ invitation Ȋ̝̊̅§ meant 4d Bsc holder? Let smbdy kill ds bad tot in ♏ε̲̣̣. By answering ma question. G̶̲̥̅̊​o̶̲̥̅̊​d̶̲̥̅̊ bls U̶̲̥̅̊ al aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ wish †ђξ onces d̶̲̥̅̊aτ̲̅ rec †ђξ text best of luk

Can anyone answer this youngman ?

And to the OP !

Without saying Much,let me also say and warn you to be off conflicting issues,it does no good when nobody can identify with who you trully are also.

Your past write-ups which I haven't read must have also made you guilty of being trustworthy.

My brotherly advise is that you should also get yoour acts right and face every of your life's challenges in legitimate manners.

Stay off scammy cóntradictiOns and God will definitely put a smile to your face.

Be good ! God bless.

ifyalways: Stupor and co, unless y'all are the Op's accomplice, I don't see how my opinion of the OP based on what he typed on nld with his own hands affects una lives.

Till tomorrow, I believe the OP is not serious and is a habitual compulsive liar, you think otherwise?your problem not mine.
Today he lives in America, tomorrow he's on vacation in lagos, tomorrow he wants to die, tomorrow, he's employed, tomorrow he wants to die, tomorrow he's sacked So many inconsistences.you think he deserves to be helped because he's the only unemployed person on this board, one that lies every year, go ahead and do so. Or would my opinion stop you

@Obinscopy, the only word I used and I'm really very apologetic is "I wish to see your obituary soon" . I've asked my God for forgiveness and also hope the OP forgives me.
I'm not ashamed of the other things I said.

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@ify

See the only problem I have with you is that you portrayed exactly who I think you are !

A self satisfied,negative and egoistic person.
And without mincing any words further with you,I have painted vividly who I think youo are.

And am also quite happy that someone else has recognised that.

I can't change that fact,its exactly who you are.

should I say a kettle calling a pot black !

Get yóur acts right ,i Only just advised you,am not throwing tantrums at you.

Stay good to people even in their darkest moments,even if their past wasn't any good.
And you also sound reckless and really embarrassing for calling me an accòmplice !

Kindly take that back from me.you kinda very rude !

As usual I like Reddish Mosquito !

Hade:your highness I read the community wants tò bestow another title on you.

Minion:Oh that's okay ! I hope this time,its going to come with more sheeps,góats,hides and skin
And plenty women Aides ! *winks*

Nice one bro ! Why don't you move it to a daily Newspaper like the popular comic characters
In Punch and Tribune.

No worry ! I go follow yöu.I promise.

NICE.

Eyah !

I guess beaf is been banned for life.

So very sad.

I ended it on a sad note.MODS why ?

Back to sender !

Why should we go back to our earlier vomit.
We are yet to run out of BRT so we can't bring back molue,we'll can only import mòre BRT.

Molue is a stinking transport service !

Forget it !

I remembered way back in high school,when my aunt would by me LYRICS magazine so that she could mime her sweet lôve songs while I also wöuld read lyrics tó Tupac's Dear mama frOm head to tòe without going low,chopping banana Or showing my back side.

When Ice Prince single 'Oleku' dropped we all thought,the industry would change for the better,but hail no,everything went on gaga crazy and sometimes I just worried at hôw they gôt their inspiratiOn fröm.

Even in the past,have never been a fan ôf Nigerian kind of music because it has always being lewd except some very ones I emulate.

The likes of Sunny Ade,Ebenezer Obey,Onyeka Onwenu,Fela Kuti and a little Others,I listen tò SWV,Aretha Franklin,Aaliyah,Bôyz 2 men and a few òthers.

But if it starts getting tOo lewd I switch to Yo Raps to keep me back in focus !

Nigerians are the greatest problems because of what they listen to and this keeps making the game uninteresting.

Watch proogrammes like Craz.e.,shizznizz on Mitv and you'll see a that Nigerian sô called Music front Runners are nothing but a bandwagon of wrong representatives of the Nigerian Music industry.

They are all wrong Wannabes because you all have made them so !

Lale ojo yen ni bó ló wa ! Terena sòunds goòd but shouldn't have tô be ón the mainstream.

Seriously there are ôther gôòd stuffs from thOose guys but nôt for that presently and the whole so called music is already invading my psyche !

It is obviously the poor expetise of the people behind the music,the media,the hypemen they shouldn't be the ones in those positOins.

If I have my way,I would make amends,but I don't,so the story will remain the same.

Please always listen to good music,bad music dóes nò good.

Media and you buying-cònsumers are tò be held respònsible.

Everything is sòunding weird and too carefreely desperate.

Artists pay so much money for videos with little or no relevance and in less than a few weeks,such works do no not see the light of the day.

Music has made very bright students quit medicine to going gaga singing crazily to what has no importance to our human spiritual life.

Thanks to promiscous professiOnals,parents and dignitaries in high places whó epitomises these acts to luring gifted lads into all these emptiness and vague.

I still and will ever still stick to listening to pôetry,Rap Hip Hop and Spoken Wòrds than letting my life extinct slowly by gòing gaga crazy.

Yeah watched that movie !

Very interesting and everything looked real.

I just hope this won't be like the môvie where they wOuld age backwards until they varnish intó thin air.

This life is getting so real by its secònd.

Lord have mercy.

Lai lai.

Not even Nationwide.

I don't think anyone would vote PDP with all the flaws associated with GEJ's Admin.
No right thinking Nigerian would want to try that.

PDP have been tested twice and they failed Nigerians woefully.

Is it the Boko Haram,Jan's Fuel Subsidy,Scams and loots,Massive unemployment and lay-Offs.

Nah ! A.C.N and CPC Merger would make little sense.

PDP ? Nah !