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Its like comparing bad with evil.

Its like comparing hell with a fiery furnace.

A nagging wife is an emotionally battered and unsatisfied woman,always sickly ready tò pull dOwn the roofs and they mostly end happy marriages.

A difficult boss is a never satisfied and sad person who is overlly outturned at Other peoples progress and cannot clearly differentiate a good move and a bad move,he or she is a total disgust to both himself and his colleagues.

Such people have medic-sociòpathic characters and should be wisely cheched and avoided.
They never add value at any project and their complex behaviours often brings downcast,inferiority,fear,injustice,turmoil,jealousy,hatred,pains and gross injury tO anyone around them.

They are termed to suffer from intimidation,abuse and are highly schizorphrenic.

Report and avoid them,you might just be saving a red-danger harm.

Hmmmn... Taking us back to the classroom.

1.Lack of adequate technical knowhow.

2.Lack of pre-requisite capital and finance.

3.Poor Administrative and managerial control.

4.Unresearched targeted audience and markets.

5.Bad government policies.

6.Poor infrastructure.

7.Unsuitable economic climate-famine,melt-down,recession,inflation.

8.Poor book-keeping skills.

9.Illegitimate business venture.

10.Inadequate marketing and advertisement pull.

11.Production incapabilities.

12.Inadequate manpower,materials and labOur resources.

13.Inadequate Staffing and training.

14.Unhealthy business rivalry and competition.

15.Wrong business machineries and tools.

16.Credit and capital indedtedness.

17.Improper Long-term objectives.

18.Faulty organisational structure.

19.Poaching and Man behaviours-impropriety,Embezzlements.

20.Unjustifiable divestments agenda.

21.Improper budget decisioons.

New businesses should understand fully well the following indices and analysis inorder to break-even.

SWOT ANALYSIS.

S.Strenghts.
W-Weaknesses.
O-Opportunities.
T-Threats.

With these four nemonics at the back of your mind, your businesses can never liquidate.

Start up a business Today.
God bless.

Black American Accent.
But I hail from south-west in Nigeria.

Everyone always think I reform it,but,it keeps coming naturally since I started talking.
I have no mind of working on it as majOrity loves listening when I talk,especially women and young girls.

Its a natural endowment am always happy and grateful to God about.

E.g my Thief is pthiff and my baby is ma babay,my times is ma tams.

Much love !

Good day Peeps.

Hi ! Anyone gotten feedback from Michael Steven's bank recruitment interview.

Kindly share if there had been any response from them tø anyone who recently was called for the interview.

I have many cats and dogs here with me and some without internet access.

Kindly share.

Thank you !

Cooking untensils
Secateurs-i'll rather say go to hell.

Apraratus.
Portmantu.
Caburretor
Enzyme-pytaylin-ptyalin.

And many Others but thanks to Auto cOrrect models nOw.

Since I joined Nairaland years back,I have always being a passive person,not wanting to posttopics or lay comments.

But,as time went by,I started seeing very interesting,provoking,amusing and some very absurd but extremely funny ones toó.

At times I make nasty rebellious comments to some posters that I find annoying and at times,I can't just help myself cracking and laugh uncontrolablly at some very hillariòus and witty comments.

So kindly Share if yóu can remember the few comments by members that really cracked you up too.

Mine was last fews months about the murder of the UNIBEN student with Afro,where a particular member who was to lay her own contributory comments on the subject matter,rather,did somthing like this:

''I opened the thread,
Check the comments,
Saw that it was cult issues,
Quickly closed the thread .
Took to my heels."

(That comment by that member to me was very very funny)

Sincerely,for the first,in my history of being on nairaland,I had never been so cracked up to the the extent that my few friends with me thought I was going insane that day.

It was that very little and very short comment that actually made my day for the first time,including the Tonto Dike saga,and the Garri flavor community.

If you can remember any that also got you cracking and really laughing,kindly share it.you might just be making someoneelse's day.

Kindly share yours please.

Double wahala !

Italian Mafias vs US illuminatis
This one go be serious mortal cOmbat o

Accept my condolence.

meant no harm pal,You sounding like a lady !

Anyways accept my heartfelt sympathy.

You can always leave if you so wish tO,I remembered back then in 2003 when i was serving,a lot of my bunkmates used to leave camp for all weekend clubbing with or without anyones exeact permit.

Yours is quite different and legit and I absolutely believe you won't be turned down.

Columbia !

Another naïve and illiteracy starked country like some countries in Africa.

The third-world of the Americas.

That child has been abused,no doubts.

Finitiò !

Very absurd !

Are these the calibre of people we waste our hard earned tax-payers money on.

Wrong investments.

Shameless Parents !

[quote author=Elemental]I got an IV for interview this evening. Who knows what to expect[/quote

How was the interview ? Which of the banks are you referred !

First of all thanks for the write-up.

What keeps me going !

1.God Almighty

2.Music.
2.Music.
3.Hard core rap Hip Hop Music.
4.Movies.
4.Comedy.
5.Books
5.Hard core rap Hip hop Music

6.God Almighty

The puckupuku can only be decoded by very few ! No be **** yarns o !

Nice one 2b ! I got ur back bro.

Na enuff pkokos and pakas go full there o !

2B and Annie I wish you happy belated birthday celebs.

Oya na make we enter for there !

Best regards.

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STUPOR'S POINT OF VIEW


From my own Critical Angle:

All these mussings about D'prince's Punchlines and metaphors are Just a show of weak mediocritic freedom of a particular set of people actually doing what is called PHD in rap-Playerhating.

D'Prince's metaphor in a literary sense are all On pOint,the Only issue is that I have not listened to it on beat.its a 5/5.I know its really hard to rap and mime at the same time,but with a little effort and help,you can find your way around it.

Like Many I have not listened to the song,so why lay errs on a song you have not listened to,never judge a book by its cover but by its contents.

DR Sid is someone I like but there's a whole lot I feel he is intertwining with,which I also feel is not good for the Gander as it is the Gecko

Every critic have the rights tO his or her public assertions,but having analysed the tweets from the parties involved,I saw a little bit Of below the line mussings from the online music critic,which has rendered his Critic unpròfessionally vOid and null and lacks absOlute truth and cOntent,he shòuld be disregarded.

Dr Sid shòuld at this periôd concentrate on what he yearns for and leave the twalking for the critics as it would make him a revered and matured artiste Other than exchange show of words on paper.I know he knOows what to do and must address this fact.staying matured.

The medicine for critics is to shut their mouths and key pads by giving them what they want,doing a new song in awe of their amazement which would tOtally prove them wrong.

Mavin recoords anOd Don Jazzy need the haunt Of a sick rap head,fòr that is what I see as the future and bedrock of Nigerian music,someone who is educated,who can ghostwrite,write songs and poetry endlessly and can also transfuse it into a beat for himself and the team.THAT IS THE FUTURE.

Please Dr SiD,Never take Arm critics so seriously,sòme Of them are just examples Of people wanting to be what you've been,sO maturely ignore their shots.

D'Prince promote more on that song-Banana and pay Critics to have a bias review on your songs before unleashing the album,it works.

You can invite critics,pay them to do their jobs,and I can bet you that no matter what you give them,itwont change their professional views,they. Are Industry Auditors and some of them are artiste that have not given the spotlight a trial,it works.

THenet or critic cannot also be blamed,it runs in his system,as a critic,even when you find one under a hangmans noose,he will never ponder on saying the things within him,they are the checks and balances for any good industry,they try to raise the bars,please repect their opinions,but igore their defamatory comments maturedly.

I also rightly believed a score of 3 in a probable 5 is a good score,obviously above the average,except for the wrongly used criticisms that was unprofessionally used.

CONCLUSION
For so many whO cannot even compose good sentences,write an Article,letters or a line poetry but are always mad ready to click and criticize others especially musically,should take a day out to visit the studio,learn the musical appliance and come out with a song and share it on Nairaland,in fact I would so much be highly elated and satisfied that everybody can rap or sing.

FINITIO !!!

God bless.

Am very sorry for everyOne Of you.

This is just anòther man's tranceful hallucinations and you are all following it.

Say,write and read English correctly or just try another language.

Stop jerking ! English is not by fórce.

Remodified

As I tried laying down to sleep yesterday,after a long day's hustle,I lazily switched on my radio to a local station,Bond Fm,for news or something interesting,so unexpectedly,i tuned in to a programme that had already started only to find the programme extremely mind-boggling and scary.

The Anchor was dissecting the ApollO 18 conspiracy in a manner to get his listeners aware of the supernatural inference and truths behind the lost Astronauts,the long aged US top secrets and how Two of the Astronauts that travelled got killed,what killed them,how,who and why they died remains a mystery, as no any other single living vessel was seen there,asides the vacant Russion spacecraft.

After i listened,I was intensely shocked and terrified as he said,their killings was something unexplanable and paranormal and an Act of God or some strong cosmic power which was also the reasons,The US Govt,FBI,and the NASA agents had tO completely conceal it away from the public's know.

I listened to the documentary and the supposed audio video on air as he painted the picture of the scenes,a culled so called authentic audio excerpts,he analysed the drama,I can't but shiver and feel trembled at what I heard.

Neil Amstroong went to the moon,but these particular ApollO 18 wwere said not tO have made it.as they were cnfirmed tO hear horrible noises from somewhere else that could not be seen and the Russian spaceship ununderstandably got grounded in space,as they saw stones floating in th air.

it was confirmed that these floating stones and the quivering sounds traumatized the astronauts to death,it was an abandoned. Russian spacecraft in which none of the astronauts were seen but blood blisters could be found in it,without any other trace of the missing occupants sounded very unbelievable.

It was also said that a much more bigger footsteps was noted around but no one could identify the steps.

Now,my question to all is,is there something much more strange that will seal our religous faith secretely being uncovered.

Or was it the fact that these cònspiracies could have proved to many who had doubted the fact that says there is God.I have finally decided too cóntinue to dig deep into these new findings as a christian and also a believer that God Almighty exists.

It was found out that,what exactly happened to them is said to be the real reason men have never gone back to the moon.

Please if there is anything you know or researched about these Mystery kindly share.

God will bless you.NOTE:This incidence just got recently leaked to the public,it had been a top US secret for years.

Moderators can you put this on front page please.we need to know more. Thanks.

And my award for the most sexiest female Athlete goes to-

Marion Jones !


I can't choose male cos am a guy buh will nominate Usain BOlt,pls don't ask me why just nominate yOurs !

Holla !!!

Hmmm ....

Another 1 week holiday in the making.

National I.D VOlume 1 season 2 !

igbsam: Well, since fashola are chasing after bikes, am sure this one aint included cos its no longer a bike. What do we call this ?
Am sure in this guys mind, he's saying "Fashola u no fit catch me for dis one never"

Counterfeiture Of keke Napep ! It can't work.

Impersónificatiòn is the mother of frustration.

Please let's go back to the village and start planting cocoa ! We will make millions from it instead Of this 50 naira Okada stress business.

Baba ! What do you think ?

And so ! What are they waiting for ?

Isn't it long overdue ?

And why do they think small China won't be an economic power in just a decade,is it not their Capital Punishment law againt corruption.

North pls riot and scatter bomb if they disagree,and let's see who will have the gut to steal public funds !

Nigeria ! only God will save us.

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No lady can be more intelligent than I am ! Simple.

I cannot be more intelligent than my lady.

My lady must just be a very intelligent minded person.

Guy ! If you marry a stripper,don't go numb when your whole life starts going stripped off.

Bros becareful for what you wish for.

No stripper can ever come clean as an eligible housewife,morever everything has been completely stripped off ! What are going to be left with.

A stripper's lifestyle is worse off than a prostitute.

Both never make a good wife,except they become fidel and bornagain,which is rare and very difficult to accept.

Wish you and your stripper fanatsy best of luck.*thumbs*

Only GOd will judge.

I still find ito hard that I'll have a Doctoral Degree and opt for a Truck driver career and nòt even a Van executive sales but a truck driver is really bizarre and outrageous !

If my Masters degree cannot be recognized,I think I'll rather dust my beloved certs and neatly file them and wait till befitting oppOrtunity wóuld come.

Dangote to me,frOm my ówn perspective is a bit of a show Off man with a little complex character,I think is Out there to tell people that he can dictate and run things in the country with or without the government,I analyse is personality to be goddish and Donnish.

Dangote sent Doctoral and Masters degree holders to sign dotted lines for Truck drivers job and i also hope and pray to God it won't be a suicide dotted line notes-am just a little factual here without holding emotions.

Same Dangote who just recruited Drs. Came two weeks after to advertise new job offers that would have been reasonably filled in by the newly recruited Truck drivers and the vacancy still runs.

What exactly is he doing and what exactly are his board of directors and assistants up to !

Unemployment is gotten to a very shameful degree and only God Almighty can resolve it as what I see these days is potential companies and employers wickedly taking advantage of it.which is not fair.

OBJ is an elder statesman I respect and will continue to respect,if many can see all these enslavement and injustice under their nose and still sniff it in without pinpointing it just as OBJ has done,then Nigeria is one for a soon to be ugly revolution by growing population of umemployed youths.

Please am a careful critic and I don't normally go with the bandwagon,or what others think its fine until I carefully make I analytical observations.

I mean no harm with this but that's just a fact.Thanks to OBJ for the note and I hope all these injustice and faulty work structures in Nigeria will be properly handled by the right heads one day.

mascot87: 77x7 dislike

Abi na ?

Nothing !

Obama has four more years to revamp and revive America and not Africa.

Africa should stay focused and work for themselves.

Finitio !

Idowuogbo: Pfft! Lame!

I never wanted to cómment but I just did,I got tempted to click.

@Idowuogbó ! Hmmm !

Need I say,yóu seem guilty Of these sins ! *Winking*

Nice one OP

Handiwork far better now.

With the latest and shameful graduate employability ratio,a small handcraft skill or buy and sell enterprise is far more lucrative than even Dangote's logistics Truck driver job Offer for graduates if capital and little finance is not abridged.

Getting educated on the other,is very important as it sorts you out of taking slow decisions in business and personal obligations.

And please Moderators can you stop putting University as representative name for higher education ? When we have also higher tertiary schoOls still Operative and relevat in the country,Polytechnics,Colleges of Technology and sciences including education.

Just say University College education or Polytechnic College Education,College of Education,Or just consolidate them all as College as Usual,and stop restricting it a particular arm,they are all the same.

Like I said earlier,Self enterprise Craft or service far outweighs the benefits of a College degree if you have all the pre-requisites including education,I.e a sound High school Diploma or Certificate.

Lionel Messi is the best of them all.

Just the way Carl Lewis is found beefing Usain Bolt,it won't still change the fact that Usain who is still very young is a legend and has records that has outmatched Carl Lewis's despite his unhealthy beef sidetalks about the young man.

Brazilian hero Pele,cannot just beef Messi,just as much as I like Pele,he is not to be compared with the trail-blazing wizardry and genuises of a life time baller like Lional Messi.

Just as at Yesterday,I and some friends were chatting F'ball matters,and talked about 'Hat-Tricks' and its rule-i.e score a hat-trick and have the priviledge of going away with the match's Football,or score four goals and leave the field with the referees flute along with the officiating football.

How much honor can you ever ask for ?

So try imagine how flutes and footballs from his Hat tricks would be filled up in Lionel Messi's Wardrobe and Gallery,compared to our fmr beloved f'ball giant,Pele.

Lionel Messi for now should not be compared to anyone either living,retired or dead.

Lionel Messi is the best of them all.

Coming to America-Eddie Murphy

Bruce Almighty-Jim carey

Friday-Ice Cube

Mask-Jim carey

See no evi,hear no evil-David Pryor and Bill Cosby

Anyday,anytime.