₦airaland Forum

I don't really know her ! But I think she lòoks a lil bit okay !

Is she not married ?
Why is she looking very seductive ?

Do you think anyone wouldn't believe the allegations and how old is she ?

Why do Nigerian ladies shOw off their bOdies at Older age when they should be more concentrated with their matrimonial home front ?

I'll rather love to see a 16 or an 18 year old comfortably cladded in swim suits than many of all these old citizens showing off their promiscous skins !

I don't think is really cool sha !

Please Traveller !

Just in case any Nairalander is coming from Osun State,kindly stop Over at Ilesa,Iree,Ife,Ijebu-jesha,Esa-oke or any other town around and buy me 2 kegs of unadulterated Palmwine (Oguro) and buy me also dodo-Ikire-dried and fried plantain.

Don't also forget to pick up Akara-Osu at Osu town and 2 finely roasted eran-Igbe-Okete.(Bush Meat) !

I know in less than 2hrs yOu should be back in Lagos,just give me a call fOr the pick-ups !

God bless you ! Omoluabi omo ti ok o kò da da ! (A Child well brought up.)

Bam bam !

Osun State is the Strategic and budget realistic state of Nigeria !
The Texas and California state combined pròtotype state tô be Of Nigeria.

Just imagine AC.N at Presidential seat,and picture what Nigeria would have turned out to be !

Osun State ? Yes offcourse,On cóurse and òn Point !

Me ma ranran ! Ele baaje ! Omoluabi ni mere !

Its not strange,its usual and appropriate !

If it were a car in a sealed bottle,it could have sounded very Ackward,but a car in a cage as this,very normal anywhere in the world !

Met Goldie recently ! My thoughts about her changed.

She's a lovely character,much more younger than I thought ! She actually needs to be a little more relaxed when she finds herself in an alien environment.she's a shy girl but a lot òf people don't know that,she' only keeping the showmanship trends.

Let's be a little light on her just like any other of our loved show girl.

I have circumstantially become her friend.

GO girl !

Any electrö-mechanical device that will allow me to. Physically slap anyone talking twash or spewing words babyishly on the internate and òn Nairaland !

The first to cOmment peeps and the Garri for all citizens.

I'll pay any amòunt for it,I don't mind the cost.

Back to the topic at hand !

If this device finds its way intoo naija,then Water Corporation would have to turn into Charity.I.e a non-profit making Organisation !

Wahala for the Govt !

Quite gripping !

Regiblinkz: the thing make sense sha...*3rd to comment*..*faints*

Haba !

What's with all these first to comment ishhhh !

I wish there could be a devise to 'slap' someone online whò wòuld always put this sickly 'first to comment lame posts !

Haba na ! Too childish abeg !

Lord have mercy !

Is there a decreed Act that a whole UStates wóuld pròmulgate intó law that can't find its way intó anôther country's revered constitution !

If there must be one country,then that country must be an islamic state opposed by the US itself.

Forget it ! Those laws will find its way into our system,and we will even celebrate them.

Let's talk about something else !

Mumuring and singing Tuface's Song 'Story' ft Soul E !

Dem want start to dey yarn anoda stori again o !

geeez: This is nothing compared to Enugu monorail which is completed and we are waiting for the governor to commission the project when he returns. The rail lines have been built and the trains running as you can see

Nice but Amateurish !

You'll dò well as a Scam and not a professional graphic Artist !

What is Lagòs's keke Marwa Tricycle doing in your Picture ?

Oh sorry ! I forgot,you were the one that drove it down tò Enugu !

You should be given an award for driving a keke Marwa of Lagos to Enugu and not for this your evil-geniuse and brilliant Photo-Tricks !

Jesus ! (Geez) you are Funny !

Lastly !

By the time this presidential tenure is over,I can bet that Nigeria's Treasury would have gotten so debt-ridden that we might have to beg from international Credit Clubs and offcourse the World bank.

And on top of all the Debt,nothing would be clearly pin-pointed as useful spending !

If Electricity,Power and Gas can be so Herculean,how can National InSecurity as that of Boko Haram not be a Godzillian task,not to mention others as Sound Educational system,Good Transpoort sytem,Social infrastructures and amenities,Good and clean envirOnment nor a gainful job creation Programme.

If someone is emplóoyed for Four years by an employer to fix Ad-hoc matters and after fôur years,he has not even shown his or her blueprints to achieving the tasks,what do yòu think the emplòyer would do ? Re-employ him ? Pat him on the back ? Or try his or her companions again ?

Absolutely no !

My candid advise to Nigerians is never to be afraid to say no !

PDP and their cohorts will Only rip Nigeria apart ! For how long should we keep being stupid !

No electricity and not even its blueprint and GEJ is already talking 2015,when we've just started 2013,isn't that crazy !

Much props tó Jagaban and the entire A.C.No team and family,Uncle Bola started this rail project thing way back in his very first campaign slogan 'IMAGINE' where graphic pictures of London type buses were depicted and shown as his plans,I believe today, we have boarded the BRT bus today or someone
You know has,same thing goes to this Rail !

It was never a vision 5050 that we'll never see !

Uncle Bola Tinubu said it has his campaign slogan'IMAGINE' where 3d graphics displaying 21st Century underground and Fast moving Trains Prototypes,and its all coming into Physical reality as Proposed and now Uncle Fashola is doing Justice to it.

It clearly shows that they meant business and are never sooth-sayers nor like 'Hagar the Witch'.

So if we Nigerians are not gullible why are we clamouring for failed governments like the present one again ! Isn't that meticulous and sarcastic !

ELectrical Power and gas has been airlined severally as high impo' way before GEJ promised himself and till now not even a signal of it,it shows that they are not meant to be there to do the job.

so why must we give a Govt.a Fifth chance for its only a second chance that I know exists in literary terms.

So as a Priviledged Nigerian who can read,write and think,can you please help spread this issues to those who cannot undestand the detriment of what we have been through in the hands of these wrong governments (PDP) and why the clamour for their re-existence must be totally Discouraged !

To fix electricity issues is like findind a cure to HIV-AIDS by this GEJ Govt and its PDP predecessors,the task looks so plague and forbidden to tOhem,more reason they can never fix it,even if given a lifetime tenure !

Uncle Bola Tinubu is a fine Politician with no alter-egos so also is Uncle Fashola ! And that's exactly what Good governance is all about.

Propose Project,Embark on it, Execute it and Divide it (share it as dividend) ! Simple and straightforward !

Much props to Fashola,his Team,his agents and everyone who supports the real Nigerian dream and not PIPE.DREAM.PROJECTS.(PDP) !

Nigerians are the most gullible follôwers !

No wonder since 1960 we achieved nothing,but arrested development.

What no Presidents in the Nigerian history have braced up for,Fashola has done and he's still doing,yet,some brainless and never-do-wells still are complaining and antagónizing !

Some so called Nigerians are sarcastically foolish !

If not,What has GEJ achieved that some fools would clamour for his re-election.

If not,What has Buhari got to do in these present age polity,if not tò Tow our development back to about 40years in retrogression !

Fashola is a complete Gó-getter,he prômised these things before he even côntested Primaries,unlike many Others whò are venturing into things they never earmarked as their campaign Strategies,but are now galivanting around them now because of impressive projects as Fashôla's.

I never voted Fashola but followed his astonishing strides which makes me his number one fan and that is what is called Dividends of Good governance.

GEJ,BUHARI and all others making noises should go visit a specialist as they are distracting energetic. Leaders like Fashola frôm wôrking !

GEJ,BUHARI and even OBJ should park well ! We no dey see dem ! Dem dey cause traffic abeg !

Ah Nigerians sha !

Eko baaje ti ! A.C.N Lagos alone far better than PDP nationally and Presidential PDP pipe-dreams,not to mention what they would do if they were at Presidential seat.

Common Power and gas is Algebraic further maths to all fmr PDP presidents including the present one,how much more shóuld we now risk òr expect from any PDP wishfuls !

Absolute Nothing !

Please uncle Fashóla stay for Presidency for the future of our Unborn children !

ba7man: I still can't see what fashola is doin in Lagos, the pictures are likely photoshoped. SMH for ACN propaganda. He should pay a visit to Delta state and see the great works the Governor is doin there.

Your post is very lame and blinded.

You can't see Fashola's stride when you stay in remòte area of Ogwashi Uku bro !

Try visit Lagos for the first time and stop fussing on stories you read in Papers,Lagos is really beautiful.

Pls leave Ogwashi and come to Lagos for the first time!

JJC !

seedord247: Is she your GF?

Hmmmm ! Thanks !

She's more than my GF !

It looks doctòred and fake like a Fraudulent School Admissión list.

Taiye Taiye doesn't merit the list and many others who still play Football.

Yisu Shofóluwe repeated twice.

Nò sense in this your list at all.

Am sòrry !

ogusbaba1: gbam Afam, lols but i dont tink the landlord thought about that b4 he did dat, lmao

Ah !

No o ! Pesin wey put snake today!tomorrow na lion or hyena he go put for their doorstep ò !

No ignore o ! Abeg quick call the Police sharp sharp !

Ha ! Omo this one na die !

Hmmm .wonderful clue to Landlords evil-genuise way of evicting erring tenants !

Shakam ! Thumbs up !

Going to an all important jòb interview dead-drunk.

Like that my hold post on the Dead-drunk NIMASA job interview candidate.

Some nairaland members said the guy must have been cursed from his village !

@ Poster ! Nice post,its very refreshing !

Check this one out too as I don't know if anyone as said it.it occurs to all working class.

If after collecting your salary every month,you are debt-ridden with nothing because of your continous credit habit !

Worked hard ! Collected salary ! Pay accrued debt ! Ol'boy that na curse !

Rob Peter to pay Paul syndrome.

I miss someone so dearly,so I thought it won't be so bad an idea tó pull a lovely but public staunt on her tónight saying that I lòve her despite the fact she's many miles away from me.


I would also like to thank you for being there for me like a sister,a mother and a loyal friend.

Thanks for keeping me chuckling,sensual and happy each time I call,you are indeed an Angel sent from above.

Happy exams ! Funi !

Love ya ! Kisses !

ESTHER ODEJIMI


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Nairaland Fam ! Let's gó ahead and pull a staunt on whoever you also love and care for.

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Oga poster ! Happy new year !

Can you please save us this stress of having this motion about GEJ for 2015 Elections,are you related to him or are one of his media-cohorts.

GEJ 2015 is a smoke screen dream ! He never go pass this present time and that's if he doesn't get impeached before this very tenure.

A consistent failure in an academic group class can never be prômOted but rather withdrawn.

Kindly help tell his cohorts and him to forget this smoke-screen ambition !

He should honourably allòw eligible candidates who wants to do the job to be focussed,instead Of distracting them.

Can you not see what Fashola. Is doing ?

GEJ koh PDP ni ! Mtchewwwwwww !

Ha kai ! this is bullsh.it !

Oga poster ! Happy new year !

Can you please save us this stress of having this motion about GEJ for 2015 Elections,are you related to him or are one of his media-cohorts.

GEJ 2015 is a smoke screen dream ! He never go pass this present time and that's if he doesn't get impeached before this very tenure.

A consistent failure in an academic group class can never be prômOted but rather withdrawn.

Kindly help tell his cohorts and him to forget this smoke-screen ambition !

He should honourably allòw eligible candidates who wants to do the job to be focussed,instead Of distracting them.

Can you not see what Fashola. Is doing ?

GEJ koh PDP ni ! Mtchewwwwwww !

Every of Fashola's antagonists are started to go bizzare !

Fashola is the most competent and best-fit for presidency !

Name who else is fit ! PDP's J,you ? or anyone else that you think you know ?

And how much were you also paid for this cheap media Antagonitism !

Can you guys just leave this issue of D'banj and Don Jazzy alone fór better things and for us to meditate on good tidings to come in the year 2013 as we end this very year please.

toprealman: I do not support victimisation. The self-servicer should be set up immediately. Graduates should learn to act smart.

@yang ! I wouldn't like to mention the bank but you have mentioned the only two possiblities and the new head is a fine gentle female M.D I admire and respect.

@yang ! They also. ConsOlidated with a local and big sOuthAfrican holding company,so yOu have my optiOn if may simply put it.


@ Topreal !It was an evil-genius happy victimization ! One in which all the parties will definitely not go unpunished.

We have all taken it sorrowfully to the church and serious Psalm bible prayers have been exercised according to the laws of catholic,Anglican and Eucharistic beliefs because the incidence has really affected the guys state of mind.

The bank's H. R,the accused should all clap for themselves for jobs well done.

God never sleeps !

I think it is banking industry !

a particular banker was laid Off without any just cause and the H.R personnel could keep their coòl and feel very happy smiling to work that they have genuisly let another dilligent man to remain jobless.

The wòrst about it is that a week later,letters of 70k debt being owed the same bank kept rolling in as if it wasn't the same bank he has assidously worked for some few weeks back.

The guy denied an approach by a colleague who wanted to have intimate s.ex with him.
The same guy quickly fastened the guy's exit bank inorder to keep out the whistle from blowing,despite the guys matured silence !

This is a true story !

The person is a very close friend and was only able to confide in me as he said nobody might believe him.

The accused is a junior banker with very strong loyalty with Superior heads and that was why he was able to mastermind the guys innocent exit.

This same guy Only had OND as he is also being made Head,operations in a mainland branch of the bank and quite unbelievable when he told me,there were several MBA and PGD holders in the same branch whO we're also doing fine and greatly.

Why would H.R of the bank allow this to happen under their own nose,it clearly shows how cheap and fabricated some so called professionals in these bank can be.

No one listened to him,despite the guys claim to them for them tO call up his past performance history with the bank and other places,it was this same bank that awarded him twice in a spate of Two years for being exceptional.

This very humble and quiet young man got laid off because he shunned a frivolous and shameful act of s.ex with a fellow man !

That particular H.R personnel will see the wrath of God very soon for never listening to this simple minded guy and the pertrator himself will never have sound sleep but horrific nightmares till he makes a public confession.

Its a SouthAfrican bank with offices in Nigeria.

The reasons am flaring up this is because I gain directly from this fellow man as he has never failed in helping me many times I seek is help,I think the people in the H.R are ridiculous.

No s.ex with another male colleague leaving a simple minded and dilligent employee Out of his career jOb is trully sick ! I closed my account with bank and never wish I come across with any of them.

Isn't that worst !

The H.R and few colleagues we called testified that the same dude had made approaches like that in the past but they decided to. Keep mute for sake of their job.

Isn't that crazy !

My curse is for all those who participated in the lay Off of this goOd guy,as they try to spend this X-mas,they will never find happiness but a troubled mindset !

Isn't that Evil !

You know yourself Oga boss and the se.xy cladded cloth wearing H.R personnel and the The heads of the H.R who maintained mute on the issue !

Your time is quickly. Coming to catch up and befall you toO ! Devils.

Have heard the first kidney transplant so many times now.

So which particular one is now the actual first.

Nigerians and misinformation !

I die if the world ever ends.it can never end now.

Reasons.
1.I have not gotten married,meaning I have not tasted my dear's legal taste bud.

2.I have not seen my cute first child.

3.I have about 200k left to acquire my Own Buggati.

4.I have not met Toni Braxton.

5.I have not seen Nigeria's 2020 vision.

6.I have not experienced 24hr Electricity for at least 6mths in Nigeria.

7.I have not taken my wife to be to the Bahamas on honeymoon escape.

8.I have not concluded my second professional exams which I have paid so much for.

9.I have not taken revenge on all those who looked down on me.

10.I have not discovered why some things are not just the way I thought they would be.

11.X-mas is just in few days time,how can it end before Jesus's most beloved day.
The world can never end now. ! LAILAI !

I am waiting for who will end it by 12pm ! Its a sure bet,it can't end,even saintiest Man of God can't predict it.

Hahahahahahahahahaha ! Never mind me o o o
Back to work before OGA boss halla !