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adexsimply: HABA.. you succeeded in chasing me home from office.you made me aware of the fact that am the only one left in the whole building *GOD SEE YOU O *

Eyah ! Am really sorry !
Its a thing we need not to be scared of really but it can be very haunting if you have a good heart !

Most times it takes no scholar to the job even the best Psychiatrist can only slow the victims but if not properly catered for,might haunt forever,it has nothing to do with insanity but can cause it if the situation is a negative energy !

Be of a good spirit our fore forefathers always say are true but until you know of these things even your very endeared shallow religion that you believe in would fail you !

It failed me many times ! But like I said its a peaceful resolve btw twO or more people,and just like a war front with your X-tian Rosaries,a victor must always be made either considered good or bad.

But as a X-tian going to the war without Christ gives room for mOre failure.

Eyah ! Am reall sorry pardon me ! *smiles* it is all well.

The real Truth ! Excuse my writing but read !

As human beings,you need not really believe in Ghosts but the compelling truth is the very day. You will miracously have a chilly encounter with one !

Believe or not,its your own choice !

I used to be an extreme introvert,lôck myself mostly indóors and i could read anything from my Text books to very old newspapers over and over again if get bored and sometimes spend several hours joggling and reading one book to the other into the night.

As a man,i have grown to be scared of nothing as that was the way I was brought-up and I also got closer to Christ at a tender age,so many times,i yield to no interest for the paranoia.

But i started noticing that as i grew stronger as i also started noticing i wasn't alone ! During exams Prep,I would walk about 2kms to read at the school Librabry with no iorta of fear as i hardly assciate with unlike minds.
Each time i get to a particular junction,i normally flash my Torch for alerts against crawling snakes as i bend and cross over different short-routes and to my amazing surprise there was always a very sharp contrasts and replica of my act.

This is absoluetley shocking !

I couldn't tell no one as i was already considered a psychic bookworm'Efiko'and no one would have believed me anyway,until i summoned courage to narrate the incidence to a fellow midnight school Librabry reader.I was surprised when he told me that he had many same encounters going that way many times when he noticed someone flashing him down with a torch but never seen sOmetime in the past tóô.

Ghosts are for real ! And i have been able to encounter and shock myself to my personal disbelief !

I had a terrible experience few years back and i almost lost my job !
I had an encounter with a Young lady who wanted to crossover,the day i eventually did was the day i had sound sleep in about 2months of praying and coversing,I stay most times during week-days at my Family home because Of proximity to my work place and my parents and siblings dare not interfere as after many times of disbelief,everyone has come On several occassions to ask for how i got to unravel these things for they too had come to clear terms to believe having seen same revelatiOns just like I did.

Its always good to be of a good behavior and astute mindset as a lot goes around us that we can hardly believe and sometimes they come with a great negative energy and force,if you are a first time encounter,this might leave you retarded and i mean it for real !

An encouter with a ghost either of positive or Of a negative one is a life and sublime mystery you dónt want to ever encounter ! It will haunt you for years till you do the right thing ! Getting help as X-tian or consult a Psychic !

Once you know the rules,you can single handledly help a ghost in need,not to aid and abet his ghost activities but helping him or her to crossover as some of them still hang around with us thinking they are dejected and could have been arOund for as long as centuries !

I'm not a psychic,but if you have any problems with ghosts i know a friend that can you confide in as we both can help you and offcourse thróugh Jesus Christ.

I would also want anyone with good intentions of Forming a licenced Paranòrmal Society within the Lagos Metropolis should please contact me.

With your help and God,Nigeria would be a better society if these ghostly mysteries are positively unraveled as many are being haunted by the minute and it is not their own fate,nor are they true witches as they are being portrayed !

At times its for the person being haunted to pass very important messages and at times,its for you to let him know if both parties could inhabitate peacefully in the same place and sometime it could really be very outraging and defeating ! More reasons it must be centered around Christ.

I am not a pastor but with my humble and raw personal experiences i should be able to help.
Get help with Jesus ! Life is realer than the city you actually think you live in.

Anyone ready to help form a lisenced,truthful and not for-Profit making Paranormal society in Lagos Metropolis should kindly innitiate interest,I'll be very glad to be a part Of it,tO help with ghstly haunts and paranormal encounters can get in touch !

Together we can solve and reduce the haunts positively,but only in Jesus Christ's name.

God is love.

Lôve at times they say goes with three letter words which i have also been a school of thought to for so many years:LAD.

L:Love A:Affection D:Devotiòn.

So for any sincere relationship to be great,the situation must involve loving someone,being affectionate towards the person and be strictly devoted tô him or her by giving the person a reasonable and passionate attention which offcòurse is referred to as being heart-warm devótions.

why do we often find ourselves trapped in chains of secretely admiring sômeone amidst all its sincere genuity and yet stay quiet until the situation changes for both party without anyone of the party truly opening to say it.

Shade is a lôvely home girl,beautiful,well-cultured,kind-hearted and intelligent wôman.she stays in a middle class neighbourhòod community with her parents who offcourse own the property she stays in,with the rest of family.

She has graduated from schôol with a distinction class grade and should be call-up for service anytime sòòn.Her issues are not about her social class as she is comfórtably alright and she drives an economy-class vehicle occassiônally around just for prox and few important trips.
It is also neither her scouting for job placement after service that is her worries as she'san overly qualified candidate both in character and in class or field for any job she pleases nor is it how long is going to take for her to wait for service year to come and be. over.

Shade's major issue from day one had been how she might get help for someone whom she secretly adores and wish she could open to and express how much she feels about the person who also happen to stay on the street where she resides.

Tade,the guy being scretely admired is a young Stock-Exchange broad street professional that works in Lagos and a neighbourhood friend to Shade and her family.

Shade and Tade first met at a local shopping mall where Shade had come to pick items of provisions for school and Tade had helped when the Teller at the mall overbilled her debit card and Tade being the next customer on queue kindly gave his sheer charity by coming to her rescue.

Numbers and Blackberry PIN numbers were exchanged and soön after they became friends,but being the nature and charisma of both parties none had been able to strike better deal for themselves as they just stare,waved and hoped that may be one day someone between the two would do the favour,break the jinx and obviously break the quiet.

Tade on the other hand is a quiet gentlemen,averagely social,dark and handsome who also repects women and all the little kids in the neighbourhood love him around each time he pays a visit to the park where the little children play to hang with them,making the families living in the neighbourhood feel very comfortable with him and also adore him as a single living bachelor in his thirties with a brightter future.

The only time both really got talking was during x-mas and the Communty had organized a carol and Tade's favorite Comedian had come to perform as he is not known to be a concert going person.it was during the event that Tade who was seated at the back before of fear of being noticed was passng the events Bullentin to the other seated guests had he realised that Shade was also the next person seated next tö her.

The whole programme went on as planned with Shade and Tade found chuckling and giggling up innocently to the rib-cracking jokes of the MC and as the event drew closer,reality started setting in for them like young Primary school children whose parents have come to pick them for long vacation holidays several months away from their daily school friends.

Xmas-Party's event ended,schools finished and Shade has graduated years after but relishes and wishes Tade would make a move.and almost at the time,Party's event ended,Holiday's over and Stock Exchange and broad Street activities has resumed for Tade

Who is going to break the quiet ! And who really is going to do the friendship a further boost as both are still secretly admiring themselves without eachother knowing.

At some point,Tade and Shade would like whatever it is either party puts on his or her BB or facebook page even when it makes little no sense,but none was able to conceive the greater interest they have for eachother.

She as a quiet young and cultured lady would Often times stay modest while Tade on the otherhand plays gentle and tries to keep the tempo as natural as he can be inorder not to look desperate and irresponsible as against what his Neighbourhood community bestow on him as a fine gentleman.

As the quiet grows deeper,the feeling's turning maniac as each party have missed several periods and opportunity that would have broken their silence,but failed to break it.

Tade 32,Shade 26,are grounded their intrerests as they believe it might just be one of those secret admires that a single often encounters but fail to recognize,the chemistry runs deeply like a lust within both of them.

Kindly help Shade and Tade on how to break the silence.

CULLED FROM A REAL LIFE EXPERIENCE.

Rocktation: Are you a man?
Seriously now, you intimidate me with your passion for life!

Hahahahaha am a guy ó
*smiling* *Kisses * life is real and its beauty is discerning,we must all live it dear.

Happy valentine ! Hugs !

I often wondered what a perfect gift would be for Valentine !
could it be-

•A trip to the Cinema.
•A closed door romantic dinner and evening.
•A a cool afternoon beach serenade.
•A gift of chocs or a sexy glass of expensive cologne.
•A sexy Rhythmic Jazz nite of blues.
•A dinner for two at a posh rest.
•A reunion drinking conference and cool pool party with friends.
•A community open space or park outing with Fireworks display or could it just be on a low and charitable key like a party thrown for the delight of the less priviledged !


what is that perfect gift for Valentine for us tó enjoy the very best of the Love season.

Mine is to take a trip to the country home to see very old relatives as it also coincides with a family occassion to be held during this period,so i have to also improvise economically to be at my own very best.


How can the valentine be more grandier with you !

In political appointments,you don't guarantee for fairness,but for Utmost truth and fairness !

British House of Commons ! The Parliamentary Decision Rule.

Haba !

No H screen,just this !

Ah ! Men .

A lot ! I cannot list nów so that present govt won't hijack my profound policies like 'cow boys' that they are !

Let them consult world class professionals,not for struggling Nigerians like me and many others.
So for now,am sealing up my lips and pad.

Nothing's is cheap.

Ah ! Men .

A lot !

Nice post good for matured minds and not under 18 !

If you dey go walk anoda man daughter or pikin for Night,na him papa gangan go take cutlass pursue you !

Nice post though !

•D'Banj.

I can't remember any other three !

Though the president could be a lil close sha,but Dbanj is even more popular than him.

What an irony !

As a kid,I once thought I would never pass mathematics during Elementary and some part of my high school years,but not until i managed to have a C4 at WAEC,i was so elated that i took on a Maths related course as part of my college !

And i still blaze and do well uptil now practically and arithmetically.

Jesus !

Maths was like a Jazz and voodoo subject then !

I am indeed grateful to God and a few teachers.

I can draft and redraft a formular or equations like mad now !

Ah !

D.U.C

Direct undiluted Cancer !

Beware.

tunapawizzy: tonto dike's customer

Ah Naija !

Which product is Tonto Dike selling ?

My people ! *thumbs*

Yeah !

Went to a posh African canteen somewhere at Yaba,Lagos to eat black Amala'yam flour' Gbegiri and Ewedu''Veg and soya bean sauce' with a very big goat meat'Egufe' but,regretted after paying close to N1500 that afternoon,the goat meat was tòo hard to chew !

I shòuld have bought a Take-away which obviously would have allowed me to handle and churn the goat-meat comfortably well.

*Painful experience indeed*

I was forming Big boy as a Naija town boy!

Most funniest,most humorôus and most darndest !

•Out a hundred Nigera,95% have funny tendencies.

•Out of a hundred Nigerian family home of at least 2-5 head count,2 persons are always bound to be of a funny xter.

•out of a student class of 20,15 are bound to be funny.

*out of a 10minutes conversation with a Nigerian friend,7 minutes are fun chat while the rest of 3 miutes,for business.

•Out of a 2km drive,1 1/2km of your sight and views are filled up with side and funny distractions.

Lastly !

It is Only in Nigeria,a Fmr president dusted and almost finished the careers of some high-rising professional Comedians in the country even several years after leaving office.

Nigerians are the damn original funniest !!!


Kai !

Seriòusly ! This is bizarre !

Are they celibates ! Are they 'a learner'. ?


*just kidding*

more sincerly,its practicable,nothing's really wrong living together without having sex,its okay !

Are they 'a learner' ? *smiles*

I thought she stripped n.aked !

you should have said she had a deep chat,everyone would think its a picture of her stripped n.aked body.

I like Toke gaan o,she's my kind of woman,sexy,sassy,intelligent,fair,unrobust and her voice is quintessential.

If a lady is nôt careful,omo yen ma gba oko l'owò iyawo yen ni o !

Toke find me na ! *Winks*

Majekodunmi Fashakin !

I remembered this his line :

The sky looking misty and cloudy,it looks like the rain is gonnah fall today.

since morning have been sowing my seeds,waiting for the rain to drop and fall down ¤

Mama singa lie papa papa papilo ¤ send down the rain 2ce.

*May his life find peace again for majek has completely lost it.

Finally.
Whoever is saying D'banj has joined Illuminati is also a member of The Illuminati,only a sacred cult member would know when a new member has been innitiated.

So everyone saying Dbanj is illuminati must also be an Illuminati !

Uncle Majekodunmi x3,please respect yourself and get treated fastly ! May he find sanity again.Amen.

Funny !

Every pöliceman is also human though ! I just wonder how he must be displaying his habits while in uniform publicly.

His offenses-

*Smoking publicly in Police Uniform
*drinking publicly in Police Uniform
*Riding on a bike while smoking
*Riding on a bike while drinking.
*riding on a bike without taking the State's Legal precautionary measures,without an helmet.

This is an old post anyway,I saw it then in 2008 !

Nice exposition though !

Great !

This is so important now in Lagos as some unscrupulous fellows have invaded Lagos,they bath,eat and defaecate publicly in Lagos.

The task force should take note of these areas as quickly as possible.

-Orile Iganmu-The hausas and truck drivers at that Truck Park have totally messed that place,I cover my nose or wind-up each time i pass through esp.when traffic holds you up.

-Mile 2-just around the destroyed complex,people have continued to dump human excreta within and around the residential estate as they have moved their shops closer to the residential estate.

-Costain-the Lagos state new Rail cònstruction and the bridge passways still habours miscreants who pollute these places and yet we all drive pass without taking action esp.the government officials.

This act of defaecating publicly is completely barbaric and crazy !

In some coutries abroad,this despicable act is a capital Punishment that calls for your head and that is if you are not cross-examined to be insane.

Lagos please ensure this is faded out ! Its a crazy act.

I think the Mgt Of JamZ base,Festac Mile 2 Amuwo Odofin need to borrow some clues here,I know the club is rated one of the best and biggest in Naija.

They should also not forget to enhance their safety measures for that I know can conveniently house club guests close to 6000 in,up,down and around the dancefloor.

It also has just one exit door too.

Jamz base my tightest Nite club but please also ensure our safety o !

Heed !

May the souls of the departed Rest in perfect peace with the Lord.Amen.

I pray no such would happen in Naija !

Some of us still like clubbing o ! Its fun.

Or was there any such incidence before in Naija ?

Lord have mercy !

If you know Super Eagles can't win,like this post.

*only in Nigeria,you will see a broke guy who wants to watch premiership game at a bar where heavy boozing and wining is going on but still goes in pretending to feel among but instead sits down tO buy just a N50 bottled water !

* Onye oshi !

Only on Nairaland including MODS' would some uncelebrated fellows pretend and scam who they are not with their posts and hidden personalities only to find out that one of them is just a common standing bar-tender in your neighbourhood pub.

*onye oshi !

Only in Nigeria and on Nairaland that someone would meet a member who you had started on line skyping,chatting and love relationship with only to find out that in real-life is just a local-gin seller'Agbo-jedi' 'otapaiapaa in a garage motorpark despite his innitial claims as a Pro-Web designer and Programmer !

*onye oshe !

According to research,65% of Nigerians carry deceptive characters and sometimes with multiple personality different from who they truly are in rreal sense.

*Shine your eye *

•Having a facebook page and Twitter handle that has been offered to you free and yet bars people from following you,as if you are the creator of the social media.

•you have never had a quiet home in your marriage but you are the head of Counselor in your church.

•you drive the whole town and city in expensive company car during the week but always fly bike to church on Sundays.

* verv very fake *

When i turn celebrity too tomorrow,i wonder how many people will know my past ?

Fame comes with the pains and gains.

Its so shameful these days seeing my electrical power and lightings go off and on like the X-mas tree lightings.

The speed and accuracy at which this PHCH or better put,NEPA light comes on and off is such that one might need to be wise with yòurself by simply putting off completely some of one's expensive electrical appliances and very costly gadgets.

My furious anger and hatred came over all these sheer disappointments when i overhead on-air by the PHCN'NEPA' management and officials that they have also been able to generate additional 4000 megawatts and that it has made them achieve 18hr of uninterruptible power supply and distribution and yet power supply remains a x-mas light eventhough we are several weeks well over with X-mas festive season.

I wish PHCN or NEPA as they are being refered to would put Nigerians at ease for once in its history and. get it right because we are totally over-weighed down and tired of these their disgusting and extremely irritable services.

If electrical power is not by force,then why must we have it.if it can't be conveniently supplied,why not just shut everything down for God's sake.

If they also don't know,that psychologically proven,a city with all its metrôpolitan and growing cosmopolitan feautures without constant electrical power,dies slowly as the inhabitants and people in it also depletes,rusts,depreciates and dies slowly along with all its heavily accosted appliances and gadgets.

I appeal to government for the umpteenth time,to fix these issues and keep quiet on communicating confusing lies to us,it only worsens matters.

It could also be very disgusting to the ears !


I beg of them to see to the plights of the good people and well-meaning citizens OOf Nigeria residing aròund Satellite Tówn,Mile 11,Amuwo Odofin,Festac-Twn and other areas around Apapa and its environs as these places are continually experiencing total black-outs and worse off,power supply that comes like X-mas tree Lightings.

Please save Nigerians from these,Power supply is not as hard as what you have turned it into since 1960.

!!!

Our reps should leave issues of carnage nature alone,can u imagine ? Deliberating on Energy drinks ! When issues more appealing are outstanding over-logged down.

What calibre of national representative swirl around the Nigerian Parliamentary quarters for Gods sake with little or no creativity and massive craving for corruption,destruction and extortionicisms !

We have better Nigerians to do this job and I hope next dispensation our people,votes credibilty rather than mediocrity.

What a calamity !

Can drinks. ooops !

Congrats Bishop !

Welcome to the hood !

But learn the rules sir !

Nice and quite interesting !

But only if you know that all your facts about a woman is a complete opposite of the facts you should also know about a man/guy.

Without offenses,to a man,he would find most of your points töo doctored and tailor fitted to suit the ladies.

I also feel its anti-masculine and more of a pro-feminine write-up.
I think its a nice self-expression but i can personally tell you that all these things listed,are of less concern to a typical everyday man especially when it comes to studying women.

A man would normally snooze and say,guy ! Leave those issues behind abeg,na woman matter be dat,and would probably just move on.

I pray also that before the final judgement day on earth,woman would have found out that all a man needs is a peace of mind.

In contradiction,What a typical man want is just some quiet and peace and not as if he cares less of aforementioned points.

Nice exposition though !

exxell: WHO CARES TO WATCH THE DISORGANIZED FOOTBALL THEY PLAY NOWADAYS..... SERIOUSLY, I STOPPED WATCHING THEM AFTER DENMARK THRASHED US 4-1 COURTESY OF THEIR STRIKER SAND AND HAVING PETER RUFAI IN THE POST ... THAT WAS LIKE 1998 0R SO.

IN OTHER NEWS, FIRST TO COMMENT..... MOD, I TAKE GOD BEG YOU, THIS IS MY FIRST TIME AND I WONT DO IT AGAIN
This is a new year gift for me! I am very grateful for this, mods.
I also thank my parents who have been in support of my Nairaland endeavors, through thick and thin; God bless.
To My friends who have always encouraged to keep commenting- both meaningful and the less meaningful ones with the hope of being "first to comment one day after trying for five years with seven different IDs" I say a hearty thank you.... Come over to my office in the evening for an after work mini party
Finally, I apologise to my baby girl for all my time Nairaland took instead of giving her attention ... As am first to comment today, I promise to spend less time here as I found that "elusive" opportunity of five years today

**** Naughty boy ***** !
Nairaland is filled with Funny comedians sha !O

:Laughing :

So this is your award speech ? Naughty !

Very funny !