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Nigerian English movies are a joke itself.

How wonder how it gained the hearts of DSTV and unsuspecting viewers.

I watched 'Morgan Freeman'Lean on me On TV yesterday and can't help feeling the same way I felt when I watched it many years back.

Can these movie makers stop doing these movies for once ! Most doesn't make sense and they know it themselves.

NOw look at what I am looking here ! The guys all looked like they are intó secondary sch.drama.must there even be a movie this early to these event.

Shóuld this nòt be a big budget mòvie if there shòuld be any.-nòt a 15m budget film.

I only give nods to a very few Nigerian 'English'movies most of them are extremely 'wack'.

Yoruba Nigerian movies are far better Off than these English Nigerian movies even with all their popular stars all in One set.

Why should there be a movie now and with what amount !

slimderek: These people are just being stupid

Very very

Like i have always said !

Let us have the time-evident data of the incidence !

I am quite sure it could be antics by some bored storytellers !

Don't be surprised when you hear Terry's side of the allegations.

My fifty Cents.

I actually wanted ignore but changed my mind.Ben.Joseph na my guy.

I hate when stôries get twisted,and will nót believe whichever part of the story,whether Ben's nor the journalist,until I listen tO the real data as he said.

Most people are always quick to leave their first wives when fame comes,especially unsatisfied celebrities.

There is always an hidden truth behind any objection,more reasons it gathers very quickly controversies around it.

Bill Clinton once swore to God on live air that he never had sex with Monica Lewinsky.
But we all fOund ôut the truth,and he did Apologize to the whole world cying.

Many men have failed themselves because Of women and many have also been made by women.

Leave Benjamin alone to his marital sceptres,we all do it sOmetimes inOrder not to loose our guards.

Tuface,Iceprince,Shina Peters,Senators,Presidents,Neighbours,Colleagues,friends have all once staged denial before,but only time will tell.

For only the truth shall set you free.

tejpot: For all I know,the Apollo 13 mission was aborted because of the failure of the command service module (CSM) which is due to a rupture in the gas tank of the CSM as a result of undetected increase in temperature. The crews in the mission returned safely to earth and splashed down in the pacific. Apollo 18, 19,20 missions were cancelled. You might have been watching too much of Hollywood films. It was the aborted Apollo 13 mission that came as Apollo 18 movie.

WOw !

Yòur side óf the story's is quite new to me though !

Thanks fOr sharing !

But I still believe there's more to it .

She hawt and still se.xy !

We all gats Get rich or die trying !

Marney goood !

Nice one ma'am.

Dr. Wise:
Bros, bother expatiating on this? Am expecting an interview invite from those guys.

Nò lele bro
I wish you the best !

@ifyalways

Nice blackmailing ! It only shows who you trully are yourself !
With all that show yOu put up there,its a reflection of yóur non-sympathetic nature and non. Challant personality.

I know you dò a lot òf stuff here,but I really don't care about them that much.

The guy may sound cunny and trickish,it would have been good,if you had ignored and let nature carry its own cause on him.

I have given a job before to sómeone who had earlier sent me out ôf his Office because of my background,way back,and few years later I was among job panel for his own recruitment,when I reminded him privately about his acts,he got shocked to his bone marrow.

But he was surprised when we still called him and gave him the job and we still remain the best Of friends till date,that is life.

Stop all these online discriminatiòn and let the reasóns for which the internet is made,is positively attained.

This goes out to you all and @ify and all the other MOD's who shut other peoples contribution and freely share only their own self interests.

@OP ! I believe yòu sincerely need a jôb even I aloso need One toO and I pray God will bless you with that which you've asked for. Amen.

@Ify no need to keep my posts ,I hardly delete them,I am just advising ! You can be my friend tomorrow Or even my boss.

Respect every posts nò matter how lame it may sound to you.

I am a victim of testimónies myself and i have been through odd situations toò.
it only makes me learn wiser and much more stronger.
I am a gòôd chap ! Omôluabi ni mi !

God bless.

Dr. Wise:
@Ifyalways.

Don't be too fast at condemning people and those words you used on him are too indecent for a lady like you.

@Poster.

Go to Stanbic IBTC site and submit your Resume there.

Bros did you say IBTC ?

I fear people for that bank o!

some people are wicked sha !

Hmnnn stanbic good ! But there exists evil angels in that place ! Smile to your face and drill screw tO your back at night till you bleed to death !

Experiences from a closest pal.

Very intriguing !

Haters 'Gon' hating Again !

Why must every good thing be negatively criticized ?

Must you always lay irrevalant comments ?

Can't yòu ôpen a dictionary,if you can't simply understand what grówing is.

And I am very sure a lót already had degrees,but can't understand the word growing and developments.

OP thanks for the documentary Pictures.

SOme peóple's living roòms are as dirty as a refuse dump,yet they keep laying criticisms.

Are you not the ones messing up those areas they are yet to take pictures of.

Can you even take a day Out to take pictures as these ?

Nice one OP !

Lagos is still the best haven on earth !

EkO ele baaje ra ra !

Are we on the front page ?

I can't believe it !

God is wonderful !

All na wash !

Jeezy: GBAGAAAUUUUNNNN!!!!

Nairaland ! Dem no deyo waste time ! Jagamu !
That guys comment na lesson to everyone,not to put mouth into another pesin matter !

Na God catch am !
It saved the OP off its dry post.

God is wonderful !

noble_gas1: You should laugh to the mental home because thats where you belong. I've noticed the ignorance in you for quite a while now. Whats your problem? Someone that is into acting attempted to try something new by venturing into music and here you are opening your filthy mouth yarnish rubbish on here. Why dont you go to the studio and lets see if youre better than her? I repeat you're nothing bt a b!tch!

Moderators be at alert !

Call the Police,two people are fighting here,before they start removing cutlass !
Please take a bike and hurry up before it goes bloody !

I am watching them from afar !

None !

Step or foster parents teach better !

They tell you the real situation of life.

No love,no hate.

ucforu: but come to think of it...................Why must the ladies still wear mini skirt in a state like Maidugiri?

are they foreigners?

Respect is reciprocal...

so the answer is tO reciprocate with murder ! That's total indignity to value of human life.

And I am also sure that these ladies were wearing their shorts in the comfort of their homes with nO intent of disturbance to others.

This totally unfair !

And I owe the fed Govt responsible for their incompetent responsibilities.

They can't even protect helpless students,how much more a visiting foreignerP
0.

Wow ! The guy has said it all.

I doubt if any banker's agony or diary hasn't been said here.
It covered every banker's story.

a friend left Gt for STB SA and got awarded as best Assets and Liabilities campaign drive with the new bank.
He was highly honored with gold-plated plaques,Director's hand shake,profit sharing and all that,but after two years,he was advised to resign at the same bank.

It was said that his service was no longer required,he couldn't fanthóm what really went wrong as we never was the unruly nor the insultive type.

Nò aforewarned query was earlier given and infact he had just resumed in a new branch,and noonooe of his previous branches had ever faultered in meeting up with targets.

He cried to me as he was explaining and for the first time in my life as saw a man really hurt cried,I couldn't but pity his state.

He resumed at their H/R after sending numerous email to top mgt and staffs who had earlier congratulated him in the past,but no one replied,including the ones that had shaken his hands before foor a job well done.

At the H/R everyone ignored him as he would sit for hours without being attended to,and when they finally did,they cajoled him to write his resignation or awaits his sack letter which will be sent to his address.

He was said tO have cried unctrollably while the lady at the H/R had told him that he has just a minute to submit his letter,and the arrogant lady sheepishly walked out on him.

He said he felt like a housemaid in movies being injustly maltreated that day as he forcefully writes Ohis resignation.
That was feb last year,few weeks before,he had just being sent a birthday card as the banks normal custom only to follow it up with his unexplainable forceful and bitter resignation.

No benefits were given to this young and gifted man.he had to cancel his marriage plans and remain single.

He didn't curse the bank nor the purported click that paid him bad but still wished them as he walked out of the system honorably.

He had asked a few other times,if there was a mistake but no one came forth to explain the issue.

Each time the incidence gripped him,he looses his mind and he had been diagnosed to have developed hyper-nervous system decline much more complex than hypertension.

We helped trying tò get tò the ròòt of the matter,but each time we call their HOUR a particular lady with a deltan surname warns us not to call the number again and claimed we are threatening her just to put us off.

As I seat and hang with this man,I see a total abused and unjustified treatment of his profeossional labour rights.

He said the bank is doing well but all his customers that liked him are getting worried and would have to leave the bank soonest.
He has Portfolio in excess of about 1.2b as his potential customers.

This young man had no history Of fraudulent purpórtability but extensive and enviable track recOrd in which i can also attest to.

The said bank is presently being headed by a lady with a south African holderShip.

It is really sad what the walls of our banking halls have turned out to be these days.

Taiwo20: Ku se oo. So thats how we taught you ba?
Well done,so gbo with ur publicity stunt. Just remember why u are there

@ Kolade !

I found this in my archive: A foolhardy never realises his stench of gullibility,until his totally been ignored or exorcized from the community.

He doesn't know how it hurts so bad,when you read comments and all of a sudden,a bang tò your relaxed thinking,that's really hurting !

A particular housemate at D'banjs KokO reality show,stopped me and my colleagues numbering 16 tO wihtdraw frôm subscribing tó HITV

Can yóu imagine ? Just a girl ! And a whole coy lost 16 prospective customers !
May the evil spirits of the Internet not change it for yóu if you are intentionally faking it.

Guys kindly just ignore him.

My fifty Cents.

Davido stuntsman !

Okay see ! Let me advise you a lil bit,you might not know who MC hammer,Sisqo,Toni Braxton and many others who have gone bankrupt today is,pròbably you are way too young to know them.

Never assume financial security until you are faced with a harder challenge and everyone including Govts can face it.

Work hard,play hard and most importantly,ensure the best usage and management of every little kobO and Cenots you earn.

If you must give or dole out money,its advisable to give to Charities and NGOs' and nót thòse ones yòu have on your Twitter handle,it won't change their lives.

Except you are paying one of your Twitter loose balls for your own intimate pleasures,I call it Organized E-sexual Urge and craving.

Be wise ! I like you.

Just my fifty Cent.

yuzedo: Na person pikin be dis o!
I just pity the parents wey waste money buy crate of coke to do thanksgiving/naming-ceremony when dem born the shediot!

Ah that one !

Her parents no dey worry again.
E don tey wey she don run comòt from house !

What do you expect !

How does Uncle Sanusi expect the Nigerian economy tO grow when more than half of his Refórm Policies sulked the ever flourishing banking industry,which used tO stand as the highest employer of labour.

The ripple effects was that the employed bankers were able to set micro businesses which in turn employed other set of labour,before Uncle Sanusi paralysed the entire system,making it the biggest swoop and largest redundancy in Nigerian labour history.

If uncle Sanusi were to be my dad,I would just simply had advised that he pen his resignation honourably,as his intended policies had done more harm than any ever existed CBN Governor.

He has all the goôd age-long banking experinces and pedigree,but,the CBN môve tò me was a total career grind for him,uncomparable to his predecessors and the likes of the Soludos'.

Just my own fifty Cents.

Glo bolt !

I just hope Glo is ready for any lawsuit against them for copyrights infringements and patent rights Of of Record sprint holder,Usain Bolt.

Just my lil Cents.

Hi adonai !

What was the outcome of the interview at sterling ? And what unit are they yearning for as a lot were not recontacted !

Sorry for being a little toO inquisitive,we all know how follow up is a brainer,isn't it ?

Kindly share ! Thanks.

adonai36: @Stupor, which of the interview are you referring? I did mine with them last September for a banking position, and I have been called.

Shalom

Yeah ! The one held abt 3 weeks ago at their Surulere Office.No one has been called back,I guess they are still compiling ! May be or may be not.

The test conducted on Saturday is out,but not everyone has gotten feedback.

I wonder why !

I used to like licking groundnut oil when I was abòut six or Eight,until,one day after schooOl,
I mistakenly gulped in 'drank' a 35cl bottle of kerosene.

My mum almost skinned me alive,as I went numb almòst immediately.

I was quickly rushed to a nearby hospital,where my whole system was thoroughly detoxicated.

Thnaks to my mum,I would have died.

secondly.
I remembered the day I was rushed from school tó my mum,this time,I didn't swallow anything.
As we awaited for the school bus during my elementary class,I always tickle my ears with anything,so I was as usual tickling my ears,when I accidentally got half of a match stick stuck in my right here.

It wasn't funny,as I remembered crying and saying 'please to my teachers'pls don't touch it,take me to. My mummy,only my mummy can remove it.

As usual,she removed it,I didn't know how she did it,but at least,I never had to do surgery.

Ever since then,my playgroup and family members started calling me'mr cry cry baby.

Some alsOo called me Franks Spencer !

Terrible but funny times !

I used to like licking groundnut oil when I was abòut six or Eight,until,one day after schooOl,
I mistakenly gulped in 'drank' a 35cl bottle of kerosene.

My mum almost skinned me alive,as I went numb almòst immediately.

I was quickly rushed to a nearby hospital,where my whole system was thoroughly detoxicated.

Thnaks to my mum,I would have died.

secondly.
I remembered the day I was rushed from school tó my mum,this time,I didn't swallow anything.
As we awaited for the school bus during my elementary class,I always tickle my ears with anything,so I was as usual tickling my ears,when I accidentally got half of a match stick stuck in my right here.

It wasn't funny,as I remembered crying and saying 'please to my teachers'pls don't touch it,take me to. My mummy,only my mummy can remove it.

As usual,she removed it,I didn't know how she did it,but at least,I never had to do surgery.

Ever since then,my playgroup and family members started calling me'mr cry cry baby.

Some alsOo called me Franks Spencer !

Terrible but funny times !

I used to like licking groundnut oil when I was abòut six or Eight,until,one day after schooOl,
I mistakenly gulped in 'drank' a 35cl bottle of kerosene.

My mum almost skinned me alive,as I went numb almòst immediately.

I was quickly rushed to a nearby hospital,where my whole system was thoroughly detoxicated.

Thnaks to my mum,I would have died.

secondly.
I remembered the day I was rushed from school tó my mum,this time,I didn't swallow anything.
As we awaited for the school bus during my elementary class,I always tickle my ears with anything,so I was as usual tickling my ears,when I accidentally got half of a match stick stuck in my right here.

It wasn't funny,as I remembered crying and saying 'please to my teachers'pls don't touch it,take me to. My mummy,only my mummy can remove it.

As usual,she removed it,I didn't know how she did it,but at least,I never had to do surgery.

Ever since then,my playgroup and family members started calling me'mr cry cry baby.

Some alsOo called me Franks Spencer !

Terrible but funny times !

jidegirl12: https://www.nairaland.com/1105503/aunty-damola

Doesn't make any sense...

Read articles,understand them fully well,lay or leave nO comment,if you can't read the topic comprehensively.

lanreni: i have a video xtracted from the apollo18 abandoned mission.d creatures that terrified d astronauts were spider-like creatures on the moon dat could conceal themselves 2 look like igneous rocks.they had destroyed every equipment & flag mounted on d moon.some of them attacked d astronauts & burrowed through their skin.they were infected wit a strange disease dat also seem to affect their minds.NASA decided 2 abandon d mission & refused d only astronaut who succeeded in taking off from d moon...

That's exactly why am terrified.
The astroonauts got refused to earth,that's really horrifying,may God's punishment for sOmeon else's innocense not befall us.

@adonai

Yeah ! The one for candidates bôth September and November.

Were you recontacted ?

A nagging wife-Its like comparing bad with evil.

A nagging boss-Its like comparing hell with a fiery furnace.

A nagging wife is an emotionally battered and unsatisfied woman,always sickly ready tò pull dOwn the roofs and they mostly end happy marriages.

A difficult boss is a never satisfied and sad person who is overlly outturned at Other peoples progress and cannot clearly differentiate a good move and a bad move,he or she is a total disgust to both himself and his colleagues.

Such people have medic-sociòpathic characters and should be wisely cheched and avoided.
They never add value at any project and their complex behaviours often brings downcast,inferiority,fear,injustice,turmoil,jealousy,hatred,pains and gross injury tO anyone around them.

They are termed to suffer from intimidation,abuse and are highly schizorphrenic.

Report and avoid them,you might just be saving a red-danger harm.