benueguy:
Lol..
I studied B. Sc. Accounting, had a good result (2:1), but my whole being is soaked in music production. That's where I see my future. I don't see myself practicing accounting for a lifetime. I may just do it for a few years and stop to pursue my dream squarely.
Ps: I'm still a serving corper.

kenzysmith:
Y reading am still masturbating free kor freezer ni

jakandeola:
is not easy bro am still in pains. if itell u i still cried if am alone am a mature guy i hope to marry her dis year it make me hate her and shes ibo i sware neva to date or married ibo girl, i quarell wit my mum and big bros cos of dis girl spent a lot yet neva sex her

Effiezynews:



Awwww...I'm so sorry..Hurts...Your English was quite difficult to comprehend. Sorry dear..

Vasaratti16:
Not all gamers are stinky, fat introverts dwelling in a basement. Not all gamers are socially awkward teens with four eyes and greasy hair. In fact, if we all took a step back and ignored the depiction of gaming enthusiasts, we might come to see that most video game fans are just normal folks who want to be entertained.
You might roll your eyes and think, “Stereotypes exist for a reason.” Yes, on some level that is true. Stereotypes don’t form in a vacuum and it would be dishonest to say that stereotypes can’t be true. However, stereotypes are contextual — perhaps true in a given time period or setting but never across the board.
The worst gamer stereotypes often develop based on a vocal minority . It’s not so much that gamers are jerks. Rather, jerks who play games are the most likely to be vocally prominent, making it easy to assume that they represent all gamers.
Here are some of the worst stereotypes that just aren’t true in this day and age.

Gamers Are Lazy
This is one stereotype that really bogged me down during my own childhood . On the one hand, it’s very unfair. Binging on Netflix and watching entire seasons of television at a time? Is that Normal?, Reading book after book after book? Admirable. Sinking hours into Facebook, Twitter or Instagram? Everyone does it!! .
Yet once you invest time into video games, suddenly you’re a lazy loser with no passions or life goals. Not to say that gaming is any better than other forms of media, but it certainly isn’t any worse.
Of course, some people do find themselves addicted to video games because they offer a safe form of mental escape. However, isn’t that the same for all forms of entertainment? Just as Netflix, books and Snapchat all provide a moment of fresh air in the busyness of life, so does video games. I know a lot of gamers that are the exact opposite of being lazy. So it's unfair to think of all gamers as lazy.

BLoomfrancs:


Franchise doesn't make a game a good game. Playing GOW3 is like running around, to and fro, smashing every piece of furniture, in a two-room apartment. GOW3 is crap.

Guy go and play "last of us" and understand where am coming from.

I will always prefer games that look real and feature 50/50 combat ratio. Speaking of which GOW1 and 2 have
those feels to them

You can also check out "far cry 3", "Uncharted 2"

ninovandross:
Shadow of mordor is absolutely crazy really underrated to me, can't wait to play the sequel

Jiang:
L. A NOIRE its crap

Angry birds i don't even think thats a game

world of Warcraft : I prefer to give that said monthly subscription money to homeless orphans

GTA IV : I hate gay tonny & d russian dude so i never finished that game

Distiny don't know about that crap
I stopped playing that gta4 too..boring..but 5? Omg!

ANYTHING ELSE ON THE LIST APART 4RM THESE IS AWESOME

BlaiseJohn:
For saying that call of duty is bad.
You ent a gamer. At all

Vasaratti16:
GTA IV

Is it a good game? Of course... Is it a 10/10 rated game?
Absolutely not.
The game got an amazing graphics upgrade since Grand
Theft Auto: San Andreas, but San Andreas overcomes
Grand Theft Auto 4 in everything else.
What you got first in Grand Theft Auto 4 is a lack of
gameplay, the controls are bad and also when you drive car
you feel like driving over ice. Most of missions are fun at
first, but then they're all the same: You drive a car, get
some guns, and shoot to kill people. While Grand Theft Auto
San Andreas has a lot of dynamism in its missions eg:
Swim underwater, get a boat, hope a board a ferry, get
some guns, kill people with guns, and then run away from
heli shooting you missiles.
Also, in Grand Theft Auto San Andreas there are lot of
things you can explore, since forest to the desert now thats a good game.

KingMicky3286:



http://punchng.com/life-libyan-cells-europe-bound-nigerians-die-like-chickens/

CorGier:

Not Camp, their PPA. To be sincere, the guy stood a chance. His problem was not knowing when to cut his losses and walk away.

B2Spirits:


According to your fictional bible, Jesus has to suffer so that he can take away ur sins, not my sins. Whose sins are the slaughter rams from Reigners church taking away?

RicardoRich:

Shut up.... does this look like a political fight? these are frustrated students....

psure:
No,
You look like bush baby wey fall inside water

Kenzico:

deturla:
After my crazy Prostitute experience and post, a friend and a reader of my blog decided to share his crazy story with me! Lalasticlala, please help review in case it is front page worthy.

Mind you, this is a true life story!

Are you with me? Sit tight!

=================================================================================

Back in the days, I used to ask myself. Why do I always feel this evil urge to snoop on my partner’s phone? Well, this story I am about to share will tell you why it is never ever good to want to check your partner’s phone and how what I saw almost gave me a heart attack.

The reasons for me wanting to spy on my partner are not far-fetched. They are the backdrop of these two probing questions.

1. Why was she always laughing heartily when chatting?

2. Why was she uncomfortable when I tried to touch her phone?

I learnt my lesson the bitter way during my NYSC days and trust me I would never try it again.

I was posted to a school in a village somewhere in the Southwest as a teacher, and I decided to settle in after trying countless times to redeploy to PortHarcourt to no avail.

On my way to report at my place of primary assignment (PPA) as ‘they’ call it, I met two other female Corp members in the bus headed same way.

Ada and Cynthia (not real names) were very beautiful girls, but based on my ‘convo’ with the two of them, Ada seemed more exposed and mature than Cynthia.

I therefore resorted to choosing Cynthia as my target for NYSC relationship since she appeared the easier ‘catch’ based on my analysis. After all, NYSC is National year of Sex and Cohabitation.

After settling down in Corpers’ lodge provided by the school, I tried my best to get close to Cynthia but she always seemed not to be interested in me. I got my lucky break a month later when both Cynthia and Ada had a serious misunderstanding.

We became close and I told her my intentions.

Cynthia ‘claimed’ to be a church worker/evangelist in nearby Lagos and continued with her church activities in school and the village. I once saw Cynthia counselling female students on premarital sex and keeping boyfriends at such age.

Cynthia refused my sexual advances due to her ‘seeming’ religious beliefs, although she was not a virgin. She claimed to be born again and in my mind I was like

E be like say I don find wife oh!

Cynthia would tell me stories about the numerous guys toasting and disturbing her and the fool that I was, we would laugh over it, not knowing ‘she and I were both laughing at my foolishness’

As Konji was taking a hold of me, I began to look for alternatives, but the fear of Cynthia made most of my targets say No.

Thinking to myself, I would say:

Nawa o, babe dey help chop my 19,800 allawi plus 25000 my uncle sends me and yet no show.

Cynthia would travel down to Lagos every two weeks for church activities, and share me stories of the crusade service and I would say to myself,

This geh really loves me sha, well, I love her too.

Cynthia usually makes use of my Laptop to chat on Facebook. There was this particular occasion when one of her so called toasters once sent her a nude pic, and she screamed to me;

‘Boo, can you see this arrant nonsense’?

Such a wonderful and faithful girlfriend! I would say!

Our corper love wantintin continued until one Friday, I was alone and bored in the lodge, just staring at the ceiling doing nothing.

Cynthia had gone to Lagos as usual for her crusades and other corp members had gone for celebration at a nearby village. I brought out my laptop, connected my modem and began to surf the internet.

After surfing for about an hour, I decided to check Facebook.

As I opened the Facebook page, Cynthia’s ID stared at me in the face.

I remembered it was her account that was last logged in. At that moment, the evil thought of checking her Facebook chats occurred to me.

You know, when you use another person’s device to log into your Facebook account, you will untick the remember me text box so that no one will be able to check your account when you are gone.

I was in this process trying to figure out what her password would be when I remembered that earlier that week I had helped Cynthia register for a job advert using a username and password she wrote at the back of my Jotter.

I quickly searched for that jotter, found it and tried the same password and Hooray! I was in her account.

I began to check her chats with her so called toasters/disturbers.

In her chat with Felix (not real name), he was making some crazy sexual requests (that blew my brains out), which my born again Cynthia obliged.

They chatted about their last escapade how he enjoyed her so much.

You need to see as drops upon drops of sweat cascaded down my face as if I just finished having my bath without drying the water off my body!

Wallahi, that water could fill a glass cup of drink. It was crazy, I was shocked!

So the so called church programs she went for was all a lie, I opened my mouth in disbelief.

I found two other chats with some other guys she was sleeping with.

Have you ever felt heartbroken before? The beats of your heart? Like you wanted to floor to open and swallow you up?

Mine was more. I was perspiring, heavy breaths oh! It wasn’t a small something.

I could not eat for 2 days till I fell ill. I practically kicked myself so hard. I was so naive and stupid.

I felt like I wanted to die!

I learnt my lesson that day, Never ever snoop on your partner because what you may find can lead to heart attack.

Biko, if you know you cannot deal with the worst! Don’t ever snoop on your partner’s phone oh!

You want to know what I did to Cynthia when she returned?

Hehe! Funny readers, I’d leave that for another day! Abeg! I cannot share it here, maybe when you come check Deedeesblog, I can decide to share! LOL!

I am very sure a lot of you guys can relate to this! Have you ever snooped on your partner’s chats before? Did you see the unbelievable, as for me, na only God go allow me trust woman again as I almost had a heart attack.

Feel free to share your experiences!

http://deedeesblog.com/2016/12/01/day-died-girlfriend-phone/

achalugonata:



1st ensure you have all original docs from the seller especially allocation of registration no, prove of ownership certificate and vehicle license + recipe and letter of transfer of ownership.

Then get an affidavit, police report and cmr for change of ownership.
Proceed to station of registration to effect the change of ownership.
Depending on the no plate ie old or newno plate, proceed to either alausa or court ville for print out or vl respectively.

Note: if the vehicle is with the new no plate, you will need to return it to the previous owner after having completely processed your change of ownership.

But if the vehicle is with the old no plate, then u will return it to the station of registration.

For further clearification, watsap Nat on 08030487887 or call 08094212158.

virginboy1:
I spent 40% of my childhood on these games especially Super Mario and that shegedem shegedem soccer.

realnas:
Saddest moment when soap died in cod mw 3 aagghhh soap

Emeka71:
Did they ask happiest moment in the topic?

Psychodavidovic:
Saddest Moment: When that dude's daughter in the Last of Us died, i actually did cry, like real tears ..

Angriest moment: When Cormack died in Call of duty: Advanced Warfare, Mehn, i was so furious. Lets just say the pad suffered on the next mission.

STUT:

I've been supporting change since 2010...and I sure bliv the said change will come

ijustdey:





www.punchng.com/cultists-kill-man-for-obstructing-land-deal/
Pic: Godpower after he was hacked down by his assailants

Oladimejyyy:
Are you now telling us that their is no love in Nigeria

Paperwhite:
Foolish,inconclusive,confused,vindictive,directionless,whining & blaming passing government.The globe trotting president will never accept responsibility for his failure.He never feels the embarrassment all his actions & inactions have dealt on this nation even with all his endless junkeeting.

GworoChewinMaga:
Irresponsible goat next time read whatever document first that you intend to sign


Dunce

RichYoungNigga:
Analysis from uneducated people.
So, because naira gained 60 naira, you have the courage to dance around ??

The oil sale is only source of Nigeria income, what happens when the top dogs like Saudi Arabia and Iran floods the market with excessive oil ?? and they also sells way cheaper.

This your jubilation will turn to sorrow soon.
Let's watch and see.
Next month, $1 will exchange for 500 naira.

PentiumPro:


You are obviously one of the unpatriotic speculators trying to make gain without adding value to the economy.