₦airaland Forum

swagifted:
can I get it for same in abuja?

Luckily sha

STUT:
Don't mind them,,they are ignorant people..enemy of progress

I've been supporting change since 2010...and I sure bliv the said change will come

swagifted:
like how much dose big hacked one fit cost ...

I bought my own 35k na belgium...

igbsam:
To be candid, i no do am...This ps3 super slim dey give me tough time o! U fit help me with am ? we can meet up

I'm not in the west for now..I'm in plateau state....lemme advice u,,go swap ur slim one with big one,,,u no go add pass 5-10k...dem go don hack d big one for u,,buy hard disk of maybe 500gig,,download games and have fun...u can't enjoy ps3 if u are using Cd

Mckandre:
check ya exchange rate , it aint getting any better. u better acquire it while u still can ni

I have the bliv things will get better..like 1$-20#

erusen:
he is saying the simple truth

Dey deceive ur self

hakinze00:
dats d best in d uncharted series

Ok,Thanks..I'll get it

igbsam:
If you in lagos. Can we trade or can I borrow from you ?

Lol...I no dey use cd o..u wan dry my account...I have them on my hard disk...go hack ur ps3 na

Frostyzone:
I have to disagree. A modern gamer play games especially for it's graphics.

The reason why many gamers migrated from PES to Fifa is mainly because of the superior graphics the later has to offer. The gameplay is only secondary.

The only reason we have 4th generation platforms like Ps3 and XBOX 360 today, is to give modern gamers the opportunity of enjoying their favorite titles in graphically superior environment.

Being an old fashion kind of gamer is different from hardcore, progressive modern gamers such like myself.

While you may prefers playing pes13 on Sega, I wouldn't be caught dead playing it on any other platform that is not 4th gen.

Your definition of a true gamer is so wrong, dude.

Real talk..we move as time moves...I'll play ps3 for anoda year then move to ps4 when the price is affordable

usermane:
Frostyzone, I said 'SOME ps2 games today beat a number of Ps3 games storywise'. Would u rather play Resident Evil 4 or Tomb Raider underworld. Like Prince of Persia ps2 trilogy got better story than forgotten sands on ps3.
Also in terms of gameplay, compare SMACKDOWN: Here comes the pain(ps2) to SVR 2010(ps3)
Even the game length matters, GOW 2 is lengthier than GOW 3. In my books GOW 2 has a better story.

GOW3 is the continuation of GOW2,what better story do u want?

EOOJ:
am lukin forward to play devil may cry but i have never liked GTA

Gta is one of the best series on any game console..try Gta V

cao:
God of War (any), Uncharted 2 (shout out to the level on the ship in Uncharted 3), the beginning of U2 always gets me. Then, there's the falling building scene, man Nathan Drake knows how to have a good bad day.

I've not played Uncharted 2 but I've played 3...I heard U2 make sense,,is it true?

Where are the ps3 gamers...I've currently played wwe 2k14...Far Cry4,,Battle field4,,Sleeping dogs..Watch Dogs,,2k16

emperorchedda:
You didn't vote for change yet you suddenly start expecting change.

Madam yes the naira is highly losing its value but with patience and strong will we will get their

You don't expect a sharp and quick change in less than one year of a fresh government. Is it only a devaluing naira that makes a whole administration a failure??

Don't mind them,,they are ignorant people..enemy of progress

masterpower:
Madam you people rejected goodluck for badluck buhari, so live with it and suffer for their sins.

Bros are u sure u are literate?

Flirtyjane:
Minister of Power, Works and Housing, Babatunde Fashola, commissioned the Jebba Hydro Power Plant in Niger state yesterday Feb. 15th. He also toured the Kanji Dam in New Bussa, Niger state.

Photo credit: lukesh

http://www.metropillar.com/2016/02/fashola-commissions-jebba-hydro-power.html

See Fashola's head

Flirtyjane:
Minister of Power, Works and Housing, Babatunde Fashola, commissioned the Jebba Hydro Power Plant in Niger state yesterday Feb. 15th. He also toured the Kanji Dam in New Bussa, Niger state.

Photo credit: lukesh

http://www.metropillar.com/2016/02/fashola-commissions-jebba-hydro-power.html

See Fashola's head

RALPHOW:
Buhari just informed the nation, that we may not need to borrow any money again, considered the amount of loots recover from your brothers.

I like the phrase u used for the guy "your brothers

RALPHOW:
Buhari just informed the nation, that we may not need to borrow any money again, considered the amount of loots recover from your brothers.

I like the phrase u used for the guy "your brothers

agarawu23:
it was 8.30 a.m in the morning and i was still sleeping, was it due to the party i attended last night or the ogogoro i drank in mama bukky's joint? i guess no cos i am found of sleeping. Deep inside my sleep i had a heavy knock on my door, it was mama's voice, "òle omo alapamasise" (lazy boy with hands but cant work), look at the time you are still sleeping when your mates are out there making money. (my mother shouted! At the door entrance to my room.) her voice woke me up in anger and i had no choice than to stand because she will not stop knocking until she sees me outside. i finally stood up and went strainght to the sitting room, good morning ma! i uttered in a boned face, my mum just hissed and walked out of the sitting room. who cares? i quickly rushed to the kitchen to serve my hungry stomach but no food in the kitchen except from the remains of beans left over last night, i had no choice than to eat it.hmmmm beans again? you this boy, i said to myself, yes! I dont like beans because i am not always confortable anytime i eat beans, but what else will i eat? nothing. After eating the little beans, i am not yet satisfied cos little food no dey reach me. oh God!!! why this woman no cook? i asked myself in anger. then something quickly came to my mind, Bola! yes Bola my old time girlfriend, there is no day i visit her that she wont feed
me to my satisfaction. so i made up my mind to visit her, i quickly send her "pls call me" from my phone. cant u call her? a voice asked me, call wetin? when i dont have a kobo in my pocket talkless of credit to flash or call, mitcheww!!! stupid MTN, when will they
start giving free calls during the day? "awon oloshi" when will dis "mumu girl" saying (your account balance is too low for this call) die so we can start making free calls?, abegi! na dem sabi jare.


After two minute, Bola called me and i told her i will be visiting her this morning and she told me she is expecting me. early monday morning, you dey go woman house, you dis guy know dey shame. But wetin man pikin go do as i no get job nko? i have graduated since two years back with a second upper in accounting but all my effort to get a job is fruitless 'no be Nigeria'? if you dont have link with top people in office you cant get a job, what a Nation.


After thinking about my jobless life for a while, i quickly rushed to the bathroom to clean up and get ready to Bola's house. its now 9.35a.m and i am ready to go, chai!!! i will have to treck down to bola's house
again? Na wa ooooo. as i was walking down to bola's house, i started feeling little pain in my stomach. not again! the beans has started mixing with my intestine, i know the result of my taking beans but i had no choice.

Finally i arrived her house and with immediate effect she served me moi moi and pap(ogi) huh! beans again? no prob. after eating she asked me to join her family in the parlour to watch movie since her family are rich and they go to work anytime they wish. so i did. her father, mother, two sisters and two visitors were in the sitting room together with me and Bola. this time around the beans i ate at home and the moi moi bola gave me started mixing with full speed in my stomach, i knew where the result is going but i lock up and bone my face like a frustrated jobless folk I was.

After few minutes, Bola dad polluted loudly dat everybody heard the sound and knew the direction it came from but we all pretented that we heard nothing since he is the head of the family. wow! this is an opportunity for me to drop my atomic bomb boiling and mixing in my stomach o, so i dropped the first batch "fiiieeee fiiieee" oh! Oluwa
seun (thank God) na silent one. after few seconds the
sitting room started smelling dead rat and spoilt eggs, the air fresher that was hanged around the sitting room cant take the smell, dey all fell down on the floor. in another seconds another droped from my ass "fuuuuuuuu" the smell started again i notice that the fish in the aquarium had stop swimming and the colour of the paint in the sitting room started changing colour, Bola:- daddyyyyy! bola's dad :- emi ko oooo(no be me o) (staring at bola's Mum) that was when we noticed Bola's mum has fainted! ehn! she was sitting next to me but i didnt notice, the sound of the falling fishes from the aquarium woke her up, and yes! dis time around the fishes were all dead and the glass has broken too, i quickly told Bola that i am going and she nodded in agreement. o boy see speed.
tommorow is another day!!!

agarawu23:
it was 8.30 a.m in the morning and i was still sleeping, was it due to the party i attended last night or the ogogoro i drank in mama bukky's joint? i guess no cos i am found of sleeping. Deep inside my sleep i had a heavy knock on my door, it was mama's voice, "òle omo alapamasise" (lazy boy with hands but cant work), look at the time you are still sleeping when your mates are out there making money. (my mother shouted! At the door entrance to my room.) her voice woke me up in anger and i had no choice than to stand because she will not stop knocking until she sees me outside. i finally stood up and went strainght to the sitting room, good morning ma! i uttered in a boned face, my mum just hissed and walked out of the sitting room. who cares? i quickly rushed to the kitchen to serve my hungry stomach but no food in the kitchen except from the remains of beans left over last night, i had no choice than to eat it.hmmmm beans again? you this boy, i said to myself, yes! I dont like beans because i am not always confortable anytime i eat beans, but what else will i eat? nothing. After eating the little beans, i am not yet satisfied cos little food no dey reach me. oh God!!! why this woman no cook? i asked myself in anger. then something quickly came to my mind, Bola! yes Bola my old time girlfriend, there is no day i visit her that she wont feed
me to my satisfaction. so i made up my mind to visit her, i quickly send her "pls call me" from my phone. cant u call her? a voice asked me, call wetin? when i dont have a kobo in my pocket talkless of credit to flash or call, mitcheww!!! stupid MTN, when will they
start giving free calls during the day? "awon oloshi" when will dis "mumu girl" saying (your account balance is too low for this call) die so we can start making free calls?, abegi! na dem sabi jare.


After two minute, Bola called me and i told her i will be visiting her this morning and she told me she is expecting me. early monday morning, you dey go woman house, you dis guy know dey shame. But wetin man pikin go do as i no get job nko? i have graduated since two years back with a second upper in accounting but all my effort to get a job is fruitless 'no be Nigeria'? if you dont have link with top people in office you cant get a job, what a Nation.


After thinking about my jobless life for a while, i quickly rushed to the bathroom to clean up and get ready to Bola's house. its now 9.35a.m and i am ready to go, chai!!! i will have to treck down to bola's house
again? Na wa ooooo. as i was walking down to bola's house, i started feeling little pain in my stomach. not again! the beans has started mixing with my intestine, i know the result of my taking beans but i had no choice.

Finally i arrived her house and with immediate effect she served me moi moi and pap(ogi) huh! beans again? no prob. after eating she asked me to join her family in the parlour to watch movie since her family are rich and they go to work anytime they wish. so i did. her father, mother, two sisters and two visitors were in the sitting room together with me and Bola. this time around the beans i ate at home and the moi moi bola gave me started mixing with full speed in my stomach, i knew where the result is going but i lock up and bone my face like a frustrated jobless folk I was.

After few minutes, Bola dad polluted loudly dat everybody heard the sound and knew the direction it came from but we all pretented that we heard nothing since he is the head of the family. wow! this is an opportunity for me to drop my atomic bomb boiling and mixing in my stomach o, so i dropped the first batch "fiiieeee fiiieee" oh! Oluwa
seun (thank God) na silent one. after few seconds the
sitting room started smelling dead rat and spoilt eggs, the air fresher that was hanged around the sitting room cant take the smell, dey all fell down on the floor. in another seconds another droped from my ass "fuuuuuuuu" the smell started again i notice that the fish in the aquarium had stop swimming and the colour of the paint in the sitting room started changing colour, Bola:- daddyyyyy! bola's dad :- emi ko oooo(no be me o) (staring at bola's Mum) that was when we noticed Bola's mum has fainted! ehn! she was sitting next to me but i didnt notice, the sound of the falling fishes from the aquarium woke her up, and yes! dis time around the fishes were all dead and the glass has broken too, i quickly told Bola that i am going and she nodded in agreement. o boy see speed.
tommorow is another day!!!

Lwkm

Xposer:
It's just so quite unfortunate that at this moment of the new year when the hustle is just starting to become real, a man losing millions of naira in this manner. According to reports, a Lagos businessman lost millions of naira after fire engulfed his wooden safe and burnt all his savings to ashes. Pictured are the remains of his money from the burnt safe.

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2016/01/lagos-businessman-loses-millions-of.html

Xposer:
It's just so quite unfortunate that at this moment of the new year when the hustle is just starting to become real, a man losing millions of naira in this manner. According to reports, a Lagos businessman lost millions of naira after fire engulfed his wooden safe and burnt all his savings to ashes. Pictured are the remains of his money from the burnt safe.

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2016/01/lagos-businessman-loses-millions-of.html

Foolishness >_<

LORDSAMURAI:
STOP WATCHING PORN and ure good to go

No be only porn jare

PoliticalThuG:
Good day nairalanders.

There is this problem i have been having since i was 18. Now i am 22 but the problem still persists. I dnt know what to do to stop it, so i decided to bring it here to seek help.

Whenever i see a lady, what comes to my mind is how to have sex with her. It is becoming so embarrassing because sometimes my di.ck does rise at the sight of a lady or when i'm just enteracting with a lady.

I am a shy person, no doubt about it. Shyness will not allow me woo a lady but the sexual feeling will not go away. Sometimes i do watch porn. movies just to reduce or kill the feeling but it will never go away.

The good thing about this is that i dnt masturbate. I dnt like the idea at all.

Fellow nairalanders, how do i stop feeling Hot each time i see a lady? Does it associate with a particular age? Will i over-grow it?

Your contribution is needed. Thanks.

You need prayers

erusen:
he is saying the simple truth

Free me abeg,,must u always blame the government?

erusen:
he is saying the simple truth

Free me abeg,,must u always blame the government?

NextGovernor:
Smh. Not even a single condolence from the Government instead playing politics and propaganding about defeat war against Boko Haram

Stop saying rubbish

Its nice