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SlimBrawnie:
u no serious ooo

Oya turn to ur neighbour....say Today!

Say it again...say Today! God will 'increase' me on 'every' side!

SlimBrawnie:
hahahaha.... very funny. Sorry I'm a slim fit... adding up scares me

Na same thing we dey talk na...


It is well my sister...

SlimBrawnie:
Boys not Men

eh yaaaa. i feel your pain.

lmao

When the puss.y's so good the man wont deny the rape

Naijasinglegirl:
I asked a close single friend to accompany me on one of my boyfriend hunting mission but she said she was tied up and referred another mutual friend of ours.

Let's call the new girl Suzy.

I told my friend I was going to consider going out with Suzy on the condition that she doesn't tell Suzy what my actual intentions were before she goes about telling people that I am always roaming Lagos looking for a man.

So Saturday evening, Suzy met me at home and we set off to The Palms at Lekki with my N4500 vex money tucked in my pocket.
I should have read the signs when we got to Obalende and she said there is no way she is going to arrive The Palms in a danfo or Keke Napep amongst all those rich people. I already had a balance of N4300 and N1500 for a cab from Obalende to The Palms seemed reasonable so I willingly paid since I was the one that dragged her out.

We barely arrived the mall when she grabbed my arm and led me to Coldstone. "I'm craving Icecream like mad," she said.

She ordered four flavours while I watched from the corner. I have had Coldstone Icecream only twice (the best Ice-cream I have ever had in my life and a friend brought it home) but I was scared of ordering since I didn't know the actual price before I end up washing Ice cream cones in the event I am unable to pay.

When she collected her ice-cream, she said, "OMG! This new malt flavour is so nice. *NSG* you need to try it!"

Before I could say the doctor said Coldstone Ice-cream is not good for my kidney, she had already ordered two scoops of malt flavour for me. There were too many people there and I didn't want to cause a scene so I collected the ice cream with a very heavy heart...and paid with my money cos Suzy was already walking away...licking hers greedily.

I have never been so miserable licking ice cream all my life.

I just kept thinking of how many plates of fanice my N1200 could have gotten me at Shoprite!

Once we were done, I told her let's move around and window shop for a boyfriend for me.

She took me inside one boutique and spent close to an hour checking out bags and clothes. She wasted one hour of my life cos she didn't buy anything!

When we got out, she said she didn't have strength to move around except she eats.

Before I could tell her let's go out to the Aboki's Place at Sandfield for indomie&egg, she grabbed my hands and led me to KFC.

She told me to reserve a seat for us & watch her bag while she ordered food. Minutes later, I saw her approaching our table with a tray containing two cartons of KFC!

She said "Ermm... your own food is N1200. I didn't get drink for you cos I didn't know which one you would like."

Then she pushed one of the cartons containing two pieces of chicken and chips to my side of the table.

KFC when I was only hungry for a man?

"What is this? Did I tell you to buy me FOOD! Did I tell you I was hungry! Is this why we are here? Now I don't even have transport to return home!" I shouted.

She said she was very sorry that she thought I was hungry too and she was going to take care of our tp home.

I took out N1200 from my bag and slid it to where she sat. The silly girl quickly took the money and put it inside her purse while I sat frowning. I was too angry to touch my food while she ate hers in relish.

I decided that I can as well eat it since the damage had already been done. I cut big slices of chicken with a handful of chips and swallowed hurriedly cos I was too angry to chew. In the process, bone got stuck in my throat.

The silly Suzy had already finished her drink, I had only N200 in my bag, no ATM card and I was too proud to beg. I couldn't even breathe or speak well cos of the bone and thirst.

I told her we needed to get home ASAP but she said I should chill for thirty mins that she had texted her boyfriend' to come pick us cos a heavy rain had began to fall.

I thought of the major reason I was there and how to make the most of my thirty minutes but the rain had chased all the Lekki bachelors out of the mall. I was almost shedding tears cos I just spent N4,500 for nothing!

Eventually, Suzy's boyfriend showed up! One igbo boy that had permed the life out of his hair.

We all went to sit at the general cafeteria. Both of them were engaging in PDA and discussing relationship people problems.

The silly boy could not even offer to buy me water to flush down the bone in my throat. I took out my phone and started playing candy crush until my phone died.

Time was about 9pm and neither of them said anything about us leaving the mall...and there I was, almost dying of thirst.

He turned to Suzy and said, "Your friend has been so quiet. Why?"

What is an angry single girl supposed to contribute to relationship people discussion?

Why won't I be quiet when a bone was choking my throat?

Why won't I be quiet when his girlfriend would rather use all her strength to 'baby, I love you' her boyfriend rather than help me hunt for my own boyfriend? I just told them I am sleepy and I didn't come here to count stars in the mall.

That was when both of them finally got up. I got home around 10:35pm.

What a stupid weekend!

http://naijasinglegirl.com/my-boyfriend-hunting-experience-in-lekki/

why hunt for one when i am here...a single lekki (potential) boyfriend....

[size=16pt]lol...una see that policeman? civillian wey dey beside am no fear...naim dey hide....chai[/size]

[size=14pt]They are mostly fronts...the real people behind their wealth havnt been mentioned.[/size]

koboko69:
Nothing luxurious even on dealdey is more than 10%-15% discount. .have been following since 12am

they actually did 40% discount btw 10-10.10am.


they will do andrenaline sales by 11.30...hopefully, twill be worth it

its a big big scam....i dont even know the difference in the costs for jumia and konga. i have sha enjoyed dealdey who gave me a 40% price slash...bought a fridge, rechargeable fan and spa treatment...

WOW...its aii...

[size=16pt]If this is an attempt to make him look good after the sex scandals involving him and his sons...you are joking! @ OP


See the small girl he is marrying sef...makes the sexual allegations against him and his children more believable.[/size]

she was 17.....


she isnt even old enuf to give consent...


Rape is written all over it...why dont they let it get to court and allow the court determine if it was rape?

send none....u re ugly both ways...


thank me later...

prettythicksme:

prettythicksme is mine...

lol..how old is that geh?

So that you dont have 'premature' ejacul.ation....

[size=18pt]The girl knows the family true true ooo...and i think she is correct...whats unbelievable bout our politicians sef?[/size]

SexyCeline:
Those hips are damn massive for a gurl of her age.

the gal aint sade...she aint even nigerian...common!

onila:
This is the second time, this is happening to me.

My housemate at the basement apartment said he will love talk to me.

I went downstairs he started telling me, you know I like you, before u know it, he started grabbing my boobs

I had to remove his hands immediately.

onila...add me on bbm...aint kidding...got hot gist for u...

SexyCeline:
I will also grab his d*ck unexpectedly too..

oya naaaa...lets do the dew...

onila:
This is the second time, this is happening to me.

My housemate at the basement apartment said he will love talk to me.

I went downstairs he started telling me, you know I like you, before u know it, he started grabbing my boobs

I had to remove his hands immediately.

How can I see u so I can also grab na?

Why would you be making a call while your superior waits?

This list is faulty...


wherez my name na?

The show off is getting really irritating.

I dont beef her...i think my apartment is good enuf for me...but how many tours and stories on same? there are thousands of mansions in Nigeria...why is hers always in the news?

Guess the punany is on fleek.