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AFvckingAlpha:
Ain’t no one got time for this shit nigga

Niggas’s out there looking for opportunities and your hear playing with words that ain’t gonna put food on the table

OP you need to level up

I said what I said my nigga

AFvckingAlpha:
Ain’t no one got time for this shit nigga

Niggas’s out there looking for opportunities and your hear playing with words that ain’t gonna put food on the table

OP you need to level up

I said what I said my nigga

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

The boyfriend to Ebimina tamuno is not a real niggar
Women can easily be hypnotised by all these pussy ass god of men claiming to be pastor

Antoeni:
DONT BUY GROUNDNUT AND SUGAR FROM THE SAME SHOP, THEY’LL KNOW YOU WANT TO DRINK GARRI

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

You all keep on killing this beautiful and peace loving reptile called python

We should stop killing python
a human python cohabitation is very possible if we keep our cool
Pythons are very friendly and different from boas

Animegirl:
I regret not having friends. My life in uni, was really boring.

Also not seizing opportunities during holidays to learn skills and going for internships.

AsomArchitectNG:
Beautiful. The guy is very lucky i must say

Animegirl:
The address is the venue for the interview. After the interview, they'll call you and give you the hotel you're to work in. Address: no 11 usman close. You get

Animegirl:
Let me quickly ask. Wait

Animegirl:
I don't actually know where you're coming from but today is the interview. If you're living outskirt of Abuja, take a bus or cab to julius Berger. From there ask for cab around going to Maitama( make sure you ask, just to be sure). Pls, hurry, this is legit. Follow the address, dress code and at least carry a CV(waec, neco, degree certificates) just in case.

Animegirl:
You're in Abuja and you don't have where to get a job? Why don't you go and apply in some hotels, I'm sure they'll give you a place as a barmen or cashier.

I have one for you though, got this from my friend's WhatsApp status. Try your luck.

For the critics under his mentions, oya provide for him.

mactoni91:
50k Salary and you wan marry?

Lol...

Some guys just like unneccessary hardship.

Even me earning like x3 wont dread marriage now till things improve a little.

Don't let peer pressure/Family or even GF to push you into that marriage stuff.

Do not bring kids into this world or start a family that would end up cursing your existence. There's no Crime being unmarried.

It's far better to worry about yourself alone than to start worrying for yourself and others

Be sure you're financially stable before you venture into that institution.

latebloomerr:
The interview starts by 9:00 am so I get dressed and leave the house by 8:15 am. The venue is close to my house so I don’t need to board a Danfo and get my shirt stained or rumpled. I’m going to walk down to the venue and I should get there about 15 minutes before the horror show begins.

As I walk I think about my life and all the events that have led me to this point. If my mom had allowed me to keep playing football, maybe I would be playing for PSG right now, partnering Messi and Mbappe upfront and earning plenty money. Why didn’t I join the choir in church? Although I wasn’t particularly good at singing but perhaps if Don Jazzy had heard my croaking voice he would have loved it and signed me.

Instead, I have to attend this job interview and impress the interviewers so they can give me the job otherwise hunger will finish me.

I look down at my shoes and observe that the soles have begun to crack and break. All these fake shoes sef! If you buy a pair of shoes and they last for 20 years, will the world end?

I reach the venue and see that some fellow job seekers did not sleep in their houses last night. What is it gan sef? Must you people apply for every job? Don’t you have tastes and preferences? Can’t you people just let me be the only one who came for this interview so that the interviewers will have no choice but to hire me?

I smile and greet my competitors and then look for a place to sit. After about 10 minutes, two more applicants come into the hall. Hmmm, we don dey plenty too much o. A few moments later, another applicant waltz in. Then two, then three, then two again. Haa! Which kain wahala be this na? How do I stand out among so many people? Abi make I pull my trousers remain my boxers then begin run round this hall? At least that will make me stand out in this crowd.

I decide to look around the hall and size up my fellow hustlers. Perhaps my death stare will cause some of them to burst into tears and leave the hall. I spot a handsome, smartly dressed dude sitting at the extreme of the hall. “Wow”, I say in my head, “I like your dress sense o. If you don’t want us to have problems kindly fail this interview, you hear? Same goes to you, pretty lady sitting across from me.” But they pay me no mind and carry on fiddling with their phones. Kai, children of nowadays! No respect.

Soon after the interviewers come into the hall and introduce themselves. “This interview will be in two parts. The first part is a test and the second part is an oral interview. Good luck.” They rearrange us applicants around the hall and proceed to share question papers and answer sheets. “You have 45 minutes for this test and your time starts now. No talking, no teamwork. Anyone caught violating these rules will be asked to leave.”

Few minutes into the test somebody behind me taps me lightly. I turn around to see what the problem is and this guy says, “chairman, shebi number 3c is ‘supply chain management’?”

“Baba,” I mutter under my breath while turning back around to face my work, “shey you dey whine me ni?”

Thank you for reading my article. I want to use this opportunity to announce that I’m in desperate need of a job. I’m currently an undergraduate of the National Open University of Nigeria. I’m smart, articulate and good at writing. I’m keen on an office assistant position but I’m also open to all kinds of non-physical jobs that don’t require a degree and that pay slightly above minimum wage. My current job is hard, physical labour and it is taking its toll on my health, hence my desire to switch jobs. I live in Ikeja, Lagos, and can be contacted via 09030649379. Thank you.

Olunmercy56:
2011

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

My kind of baby girls

amadaovie:
That is ehnn....

You no just get head at all.

Must you insult?

I believe say the guy fit even fine pass you for real life.

Post your pix let's see.

GFNP!!!

main24:
You've reached therapy stage.
Go and seek professional help.

onlinestaff2020:
Why are you looking for job when you can be an employer of labour?

OpenHeaven2019:
My favorite is Arbitrium and Starkware

Why?

You know why Sol and Avax is where dey are today? It same reason Arbitrium and Starkware are my favorite L2

They have VCs with 100s of millions backing them

I know FTM is much better than Avax but Avax is flying because of institutional investors

Same with Sol - na VC money dey pump am


Optimism and Zksync are the best performances wise now but Arbitrium and Starkware have more VC money involved in their projects

VC money >>> Retail money and performance

OpenHeaven2019:
I just dropped weeks of research for y’all.

Aside the airdrops, I would be waiting to buy the tokens.

Imagine buying FTM at $0.05 or Sol at $3 in January.

These L2 tokens would present these opportunities next year and I hope you take them.