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Rubbish! What women should know about men is that they love pussies.

Agrrrrhhhhhh!

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ferdimako: Go ahead fast. I hope you visited your study center to ascertain your qualifications. Course registration ends Nov.17th 2012 for this semester.

No I didn't go to my study center but from the information I got from their website, I am good to go. However,I will go to the study center on Monday. For now, I will go ahead and fill the form. Thanks for the encouragement.(Hope I am on the right track)

I am going to the bank today to pay my 5000 naira. I want to study law.

You actually typed all that?..... And am expected to read it?

Tah!

ciphoenix:

Cholls: Then my friend let me introduce you to a new line of business. Call me on 08181434743

Say whatever you want to say here

emusmith: [color=#006600][/color]
A certain lady was busy creating a scene in the bank about how unreliable their services were...even others that began the uproar had Mellowed...frustrated at her mannerless resilience. Until a poke-faced cashier quietly, sincerely, and politely asked, “How much do you want to withdraw?“ She thinking she was about to be favoured replied, #2,000. The bank became a comedy centre as all the tired customers uncontrollably laughed her to scorn...

falls

Faints

echofamozo: I remember a day I went to withdraw money from an ATM and met this lady frustrated. I went to her and ask what the problem was to my greatest surprise she said that she wanted to withdraw 5k and went to press 15k. I now ask what the problem was all she said was that she has been trying to keep 10k but the machine refused to open up.

How do I download/see a movie with my phone(blackberry)?

1st of all I paid for a customized wedding gown. I should ve created time to shop for my gown instead of going online.. The gown arrived about four days before the wedding nd it was rubbish. Plus I ordered my bridesmaid's gown on line...when they arrived, I realized that seeing something in real life is different from seeing on the Internet.
Hubby insisted on patronizing his colleague @photographer ad video coverage . My hubby insisted that he wanted to cut cost. Who am I to argue? Guess what? They showed late.
Plus I arrived in the church too early. They were just sweeping . "sighs".
Time to take group photograph, cars had parked and blocked the space we decorated for group photograph. Came out of the church and started looking for where to stand and take pictures. Finally, we gave up and went for the reception. Hmmm! @item7. Most of the food we paid for wasn't served in the hall. Or rather 'wasn't eaten by our guest' at the end of the day, my husband 's people accused my people of hoarding food. ( meanwhile my people they complain say them never chop as I pay caterer.)
Did I mention that I collected my wedding pictures and video 7 months after the wedding and of course it was poorly executed.
What hurts me most is that I paid for the service of a famous wedding planner . Forgot to mention@decoration... I asked them to use navy blue, but the used sky blue so my bride's maids used a different shade of blue from decor and cake.
If I had the chance to it all over, I would plan my wedding by myself.

Hmmm!@Poster! Check into le meridian, or any hotel of your choice, lazy around in that cosy room, order for food, romantic showers and the rest. At noon you can take her to a studio to take a couple of pregnancy pictures in any cool studio of your choice. Pepperoni used to be cool. I dont know about now.Then go and see a movie in silverbird. Later in the evening go and sit out briefly at Bogainvilla(gra). Of couse you must ve arranged a little gift to be given to her before she goes to bed.

Faints.

pharuk: Thank you for this post.

Got married last year to the love of my life. Few things i hatred.

1. wife cam in late (even though its a normal practise) too late is very annoying, chior had sang all the songs, finished all the hymns and wife never come

2. over priced bloody MC came late and had the worst joke ever.

3. we thought we could plan it ourself, EPIC FAIL!!! get a wedding planner

4. My guys forgot to plan an after party, weddind ended by 10pm and people were looking for a place to go.

5. hired a church videographer missed most of the important shots and stopped the video to chase a babe.

6. hired a bouncy castle that no kid used.

7. custom made wedding clothes that my groom men and myself cant wear again.

o boy, infact, brothers and sisters, i fully support the simpliest wedding, tried to impress people and figured out the hard way that people can never be impressed no matter what.

@Poster! Please modify and erase my name from that list.

Thank you

Yomieluv: If they do steal,don't scold them,that might be their calling in life,don't discourage them.

You don dey mad!

I am thinking of going for my masters in mass communication, open university. Is they anybody in to the programme? Is it worth it?

Thank God I don't travel. I am still in my village..... Azonto

Good answers from some peeps. I clicked 'like' for a couple of good answers

Its a no for me. We must be sexually compactible before we can discuss marriage. Sex is most times the cause of issues in the home. Happy home all the way.

Buying jets is obviously reigning. God please bless me too.

Julesbloom: pls dont give egg until ur child is 1 yr old.

You can give egg yolk.

Topic@ Things a MAN should do for his WIFE all the time. My question is why are these BOYS talking about their GIRL FRIENDS?

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Cornel88: You took the words from my mouth. Death threat must be the reason for his resignation.

You are so right.

cantell: Why would you want your kids to see your unclothedness?
Thats disgusting!
Too much info for the kids!

Mumu! Did you ve to quote the whole tingy?

O really! I am not alone in this.... Plus there is this terrible fuel scarcity in ph.... No fuel to even put in the generator.

playah P: ;DWhy did I get an errecktion when I saw this

lol....

megxo: we neva see 69 shey

Mtsheeeeewwww! You no get work.

Zupremo13: its a job well done by de Gunners,they showed true character in de match,Kudos 2 them

Tah! Remove that ugly picture.