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Did any one see what i saw@the captain..... When he went to collect the trophy?

Nope. Had a medical surgury some time ago and the sticthes are so damn obvious. Plus i don marry and even born.... Wetin i wan flaunt ni?

Blue

No one. I dont want to die.

sunnshyn: I see why I CANNOT marry some type of men...esp the one that said he's wife should honour he's frnd. That's how disrespect starts..Your friends should be the one to honour your wife and take d back seat. Where was that frnd when your wife was praying to God and interceeding on your behalf? Now things get better and you want her honouring some frnds? I see!

Yes, I must sit in front of my husband's car, unless I choose not too.

Thread closed.

Faints

Lakayana: Since there are vacancies in the elders forum of NOLLYWOOD please people like Kenneth Okonkwo with his pot belly should be promoted to the elders forum immediately and stop disturbing our eyes with T shirt and jeans that looks horrible on him. As for Kanayo. o Kanayo please make him the village head.

I kind of like the two acid dudes. Acid talk and Acidosis.... And the juju bloke... Okija juju or something.

Ahmedie25: Haba! Nairaland must anything about omotola,Genevieve &wizkid,make the frontpage?

You forgot to add Tonto Dike.

Goodluck

Odinaka00: Buh my gf doesn't give ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ any pain in d neck, she s just so amazing, all y'all who re saying dat women get plemty wahala, I think this is wher I wil disagree with y'al, some women re truely blessings Ť☺ some men, a woman can give you d kinda happiness you ve never had in yur entire life, I'm talking from experience

God bless you. I can bet that you are a great guy too. When i read post like this, i am humbled. God bless your woman too.

pekelepekele: The worst mistake we men must make is having a woman. Women chai i fear dem pass any other thing if not for having children sake . Women just don't worth it , The disadvantages is far more than the advantages. That is why i prefer bleeping different types and let go of everyone of them after 3rd match . THEY ARE VERY EASY TO PLAY WITH BUT VERY DIFFICULT TO LIVE WITH

mad man

sleekch1c: lots of super-dumb comments. women,serving him food wnt secure him,a dog is a dog even when u dress him in designer clothes.
nigerian men,empty vessels with delusion of grandeur

Tell them! God bless you for this comment.

I am moving this to front page now. ...

Are these all?

:DMy bank........yipeeeeeeeee

ikachi1: Now you all know why Nigerians are hard to trust. Look at the volume of liers here claiming they never cheated especially with girls...I can bet my last nickel that 90% of all boys and girls cheat on their partners be it marriage or courtship. Girls are worse because they like to play safe by having multiple partners. Who says it is wrong to have plan "B" just in case? Every girl you associate with claim they have just broken up with their boy friend or the boy friend is either in America or Europe. It is the same story. Haba! No be Niger? The best way to notice a girl or a guy is cheating is when the phone rings and the wrong person at that point in time is on the other end...Come see drama and change of tone...I dey laugh!

Speak for yourself.

Est-ce qu'on peut dire?......

omenziate: Juste la . Ne passez une bonne journee.

Pas mal. Et toi

omenziate: Je suis tres bien madmoseille. Merci. Comment est votre journee?

omenziate: Bonjour Monsieur Eikeem. Comment Ca va?

Bien Merci. Et vous?

Never! I dated him for 3years i never thought of cheating. Now we are married with a kid. Godforbid cheating!

Lol@ph

My best fruit..... Cant wait to have it. @Poster. It is Udara in my language. Proudly Eyen Akwa Ibom

helixmanager: Because custard is just starch,flavour,sugar,salt and colourant.In some cases fortified with few vit and minerals.

It doesn't contain all the requirement for optimal growth and development for your baby at that age.

Woah! Ain't aware of this. I give my LO custard a lot.

Singing Ukwa's song...."I go chop your dollar"

Hehe! When i was serving, i refused to take part in the elections as an ad-hoc officer.... Fear no gree me. Hehehe! Now am looking for it oo!

Yea I loved being pregnant too. The attention, the pampering.....

You can spot a mad man on nairaland when they attack a female for stating the obvious.

AndrewFlexx9: I still Tanda here n i jst dey wait make u open dat ur rotten Mouth wey u take suck ur Papa penis so..Warri no dey carry Last..Kpata kpata na draw..Okpogi Mufia..Bastard..U go stay here tire 2day,n lyk a dog i don Chain u,biitch!

slowpoke.... I will only answer you when you communicate in English. Holla back when you are back from your night school.

legendprac: I A̶̲̥̅♏ not gonna join issues with u, have seen all u've been typing and talking with u would be taking a step south... So walk... If u decide to respond, den do have a field day satisfying urself...

Sharrrrrap! Mind your stupid business next time you see my post. Real men ignored me but kids like you decided to talk back and insult their grand mother. Mad boy.

AndrewFlexx9: I go use dat Money bury ur entire Useless family...Okpolenga..Idowumumu i dey cum 4 u..una no go sleep well dis nyt...Idiots

Loser! You ll burn soon kiddo.