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Iban iban iban! Iban eno uyohhhhhhhh

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Lol.... A similar thing happened to me when i got married ooo. My husband invited his neighbour for our wedding in my hometown...... O mehn! When we came back, this chick calculated the money she spent during the wedding period (hotel bill etc) and asked my hubby to pay.

IF N5,000 NOTE IS INTRODUCED.
(What will happen?)

~ Some people's salary would just be one note.

~ Some people would be paid their salary and asked to
bring the change the following day.

~ Some passengers would be beaten black and blue by bus conductors.

~ Politicians would only need their back pockets to steal money.

~ It would be difficult to see someone to borrow you #100

~ Musicians will now poze with N5K note in musical videos

Keep it rolling...ADD YOURS!

:DSource?

My Little maN is 14 weeks. Hes so adorable,loves to be cuddled and refuses to sleep in his crib. *sobs* I miss spreading in my bed with my hubby. Is the any thing that i should do to encourage him to sleep in his crib? And at what age should he start sleeping in his crib,in his room.
Plus are they exclusive moms here. My mamma no wan hear oo. She drums into my ears i should introduce formular.

Hello lovely people! Pls kindly forward the study pack to moi: talk2td2003@yahoo.com. God bless you as you do

Abeg sb shd warn those theives ooo! Cos Baba Iyabo no dey fear... He speaks his mind.

Its a waste of time my dear... But I ll advice you to do it... Cos I ve served too.... Unless you gat long legs... It may affect you when you need it most(politics tins or job tins) .. And you may be too old to correct the mistake.

Taiwe Taiwo turns 25 in UK while his twin turns 33 in Nigeria. *God is watching them.

Aii...^

Choice* That's what he calls me.

Am still at my 1st year in marriage. Every thing has been damn rosy untill untill I got pregnant. My husband sometimes come in too late at night for my liking. We used to hang out a lot @nite runs but am heavy now,can't drink my favorite liqor and I go to bed early now.
Few weeks ago, he came back home by 5am in the morning. I was sad ... But welcomed him back home as my momma taught me. We talked about it and he apologised.
Few days ago,he repeated the same thing. Then I realised I am in trouble. He slept off as soon as he entered the house cos of highness.
I couldn't sleep and his phone kept on beeping. Out of curiousity, I picked up the phone and a chick "spanish eye" was pinging my darlyn husband. I read up the chat and couldn't believe my eyes. They chatted about how much they miss each other's p***y and d**k and how the love eachother etc.
I confrounted my hubby when the highness had cleared from his eyes. Of course after much drama. He apologised but denied ever sleeping with the chick. Even claimed that they have not met before. But the chick sends her nude piz to him,they talk dirty and that's what their relationship was about.
He promised to end it with the chick, and was sober for days. But I am so disappointed in this man I love so much. The marriaGe isn't even upto one year. *sobs

AM just glad that my name is on tHe list.

NEDU-IFYY78:
You Need The Cake For What

I need to eat the cake. *Do you have any problem with that?

I need a piece of that cake badly.

@Dede1..... You are so right! ...@Poster! Pls where is this Ime chick from in Akwa Ibom State??

And how is that my bussiness? The president can put on what ever he feels comfy in. And yes I particularly love Uncle Joe for always fluanting the Ijaw attire. Suit ko! Suit ni!

Kele- kele love!

Dog meat with plaintain and perewinkle. Kai! Life is good.

Mr cork

Served last year in delta state... It was the bomb. Soldiers were clean and cool. I enjoyed the drills and of course I took part in it. Platoon one. Prade Shun! .... Double!!!!!! Camp for me was the best part of nysc. The rest na suffer head and cds was like Igbo village meeting. (Every one talks,no one listens) Am my ppa was rubbish. After spending 5 years in school,I was asked to sweep my office everyday, buy food for oga everyday, and go for errants that even HND holders sent me... For their mind "u b copper". *hmmm!

I don't think I ve ever bought any in my life.

@ op! Post your picture here lemme judge

I laugh in martial art.

@OP, Buy her a range rover and Bb porche for her birthday, Sure she ll love that, And make sure u send them to her office for the show , Since they are all waiting to see what you ll do this year.

Can this dude predict sth good?

@OP! Your girl is very lucky to ve seen your true colour when you guys are still dating. She shd better run for her dear life cos you ll surely beat her again, Or even kill her next time. You are pshyco to beat up a woman. Real men don't do that. Next thread!

Fank God things are changing• Enough is enough @guys beating chicks• @the wife! Please beat him very well• Keep it up• Infact “more power to your elbow”

Igbo and noise, Kai* When will you peeps ever stop?

Correct dog meat with perewinkle inside.