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missjekyll:
Don't console yourself with this. Nigeria is still a hellhole and you should leave asap

the whole world is a hell hole . Things are rough everywhere

GeneralOjukwu:
Flat heads know their Superiors.

They bow down to their masters.

" Bow down before I make a phone call... for the cheese we want them keys, everybody freeze on your knees but naked please"

ok I am not laughing at the tribal rant cuz I do have Igbo friends but bro the way you inserted that ice cube verse was comedic genius and too funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 butt Nekkid please lmao.. west side connection. I love that group. Dub C with his crip walking 😄

Ishilove:
You probably have a sensitive palate because I refuse to believe what you have written. I don't really like buying food outside because there's never enough pepper, so you complaining everything is too hot means na your mouth be the problem, not the food

lol I think it’s a bit of both only because another girl bought the efo riro and was screaming. But she looked like those detty December types from abroad lol. Foood was hot like fire. I kid you not 😃😄

Zonefree:
No ancient Benin man will claim to be Yoruba.

and to be honest with you I am very happy to be associated with the Yoruba tribe. This is the most intelligent and most sophisticated tribe in Africa. They have their own orisha system and periodic table before the Europeans. They had great empires. It’s just a wonderful tribe and I am happy to align with them. All the top musicians fela, seal, Sade adu, whizkid, tems, asake, davido etc all Yoruba . I love the Yoruba people die. I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Zonefree:
No ancient Benin man will claim to be Yoruba.

well you met one today.

Zonefree:
Nne, you're not Yoruba today?

lol I am Yoruba today but my father has the full account of my family history. It’s ancient Benin. But we have been part of the Yoruba for 400 years now so we are Yoruba now.

Zonefree:
A Yoruba man complaining of pepper?

The world is ending, brace up people.

lol who said I was Yoruba ? I am ancient Benin. Well we call ourselves Yoruba now but in the 1600s we migrated from Benin to Yoruba land

illicit:
Have u tried Ata Rodo

They still add pepper too

🤚

I don’t like pepper. It’s like they are trying to hide the bad taste with so much pepper. Let the taste of the food do the talking not the pepper

Like what’s the big idea ? Why so much hotness in everything? Do people just enjoy pain and torture ? Nigerians are addicted to pain and torture that they have transferred the pain and torture into their food

1- I bought kulikuli. I have it here as I am typing. It’s so ridiculously hot that I can’t even get past a bite. Something that we used to enjoy as children and it had no pepper

2- moimoi I bought from shop rite yesterday. Couldn’t finish it. Just to hot

3- eforiro I bought from the PLACE. I tried eating it at the place and after just a bite it was so hot that it blew my head gasket off. I just sat there stunned. I attempted another bite and it felt like my lips was numb. So I gave up. I wasn’t going to waste it so I packaged it to take it home, maybe I can attempt it again at home with better results. I ended up throwing the whole thing away. Just too hot

Why ? 🥵

This is front page material. Nlfpmod seun justwise mynd44


The japa has japad this guy. This the great Canadian healthcare our people japa for. Where you wait 3 years to be seen by a doctor 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The type that takes long to build up and longer to spread and longer to kill you, this particular type of cancer is a disease associated with system and tissue and organ blockages. The other type of cancer that just comes swiftly and spreads swiftly and kills you very quick. Like you can have it and it kills you in less than a month. That one is a demonic colonization. The demon is sucking down all your essence and inducing the cancer. This type can be healed if you get a real powerful exorcists who will chase the demon out of you. Once that demon comes out your cancer reverses almost immediately

My next move is prayer

jolly jolly men

He need to lock himself inside as an inmate

come kiss the ring of don coleone agbadori of bourdillione Italy

Awon werey driver in a hurry to their grave

Solofresh2:
What does Scorpio rising mean. I finally got my rising sign from my certificate
Making me Scorpio rising Taurus Sun and Pisces moon

hehe bro I don’t do the rising thing. Strictly planets sun moon, some asteroids and centaurs. Physical things in the sky

Lol

NEIGHBOUR:
See what politics has turned Nigeria into!
An event that should be well celebrated has turned out to be the gathering of LP sympathisers. So sad.
LASG not even represented in an event that took place in Lagos and children focused.
May God help this country.

she killed her career by supporting obi. If you sell products to the whole world keep quiet about your political leaning. COMMON SENSE 101

AngelicBeing:

🤣🤣🤣🤣

XAUBulls:
Indeed Sukkot.
ShopRite, Domino stores, Cash 'n Carry, Juli Pharmacy, etc, are the cream of the crop. These folks get their merchandise direct from the manufacturers at whole sale price... And even at slightly below wholesale price for items got at foreclosures, auctions and more.

nice one Chief, this is great information. I would look into juli pharmacy most especially cuz I never heard of them

NaijaMemes:
Pass me the weed, Sukkot!

I know it is the source of inspiration for your spiritual posts.

na rich man dey smoke weed. na garri i dey smoke

XAUBulls:
Hey Sukkot baba. Compliments of the season to you and I wish you an AWESOME 2024 ahead!

Did you read about the arrest of another criminal gang of fake wine and juice makers in a very filthy environment in the Ojo area of Lagos last week by NAFDAC and the police?
=>https://www.nairaland.com/7945085/fake-drink-factory-discovered-lagos/

To you question... Ebeano in Canada would definitely be well regulated... Conforming to the high standards of that country. However, the Ebeano branch in Lekki may have been infiltrated by a few of the expired products which were repacked by these creeps in warehouses just like other retail and wholesalers may have fallen victim.
The co-founder of Ebeano is from Agbor in Delta State and not from the core South East so I'm sure he knows the value of service to clients and total quality management.

It's just better to watch out for any clues that will give a food product away as fake.

Enjoy your holidays Sukkot.

I guess

thats good information bro and a splendid 2024 to you too indeed. May we all prosper and be healthy and happy in 2024. It’s interesting to know that ebeanos exists in Canada and scary to know the lekki guys may have been infiltrated. I guess shoprite it is then. I doubt they can infiltrate Shoprite. Then again who knows eh 🤣🤣

its simple, men marry in your fifties, women marry in your thirties. at that age you are tired of being alone

XAUBulls:
By the time you realize the damage the stubborn makers of these fake unhygienic products are making month after month, year after year, then you will understand the anger targeted towards the criminals on display here.


Just this month in Lagos State, a fake drinks outfit was busted:
=>https://www.nairaland.com/7945085/fake-drink-factory-discovered-lagos

Attached below are two images of a 2017 crime scene in ikorodu, Lagos State showing the unhygienic production of contaminated fake malt drinks, fake wine, and fake ethanol.

A dead RAT was found in one of the drums of the fake and uncertified malt drinks by NAFDAC and Edgal Imohimi, who was then the Lagos State Commissioner of Police and 5 arrests were made in Ikorodu... All the culprits were Ibos from the South East of Nigeria.

They were producing in open blue drums in unhygienic conditions and this is one of the reasons why there's been a spike in kidney failures from the use of harmful ingredients and coloring matter in fake drinks and drugs.

It's better to get these malt, wine, and stout drinks from accredited dealers, shopping malls and department stores, instead of the open markets to avoid buying poisonous, fake products.

=>https://punchng.com/police-uncover-illegal-malt-factory-in-ikorodu/

=>https://www.nairaland.com/4447481/brewery-where-fake-malt-stout/

=>http://www.thevaluenews.com.ng/crime/no-hiding-place-for-fake-wine-and-drug-manufacturers-in-lagos/

nna maneeeee

XAUBulls:
Better to get your drugs, wines, malt, and other drinks from the big malls such as Shoprite, Juli Pharmacy, etc, instead of the smaller shops because of the activities of these highly irresponsible boys who want to claim to be legit millionaires but are actually merchants of death.

how about ebeanos ? is it safe ? compliments of the season to you

is it time to sell dollars ? this refinery will crash dollar value

Trophy12:
which means you are a confuse man after tinubu your president.

that man is south south. i put 50 thousand naira on it lol

Trophy12:
lol 😂 ok na igbo man bah , just talk am

lol he doesnt sound igbo or yoruba

Natbrowny:
Beautiful.. Atleast we have someone with a conspiracy theory here.

All d ones i dey see na hillary Clinton, obama, trump and its kinda like a USA thing.


Ride on OP.

Yes Sir. Salute

ZaRuleOfLaw:
What do you see concerning fubara and wike in rivers State?

I haven’t followed that situation yet but I will look into it and let you know. Looking at it casually though looks like the children of Israel trying to get out from under pharaohs thumb 😀