₦airaland Forum

yinkus4u2c:
what is sex pls

sex means ur guy insert his pe**s inside ur punny and both of u enjoyed it is known as sex!!!

Divineluv14:
None

if u say none na which one u stand for!!!

alfa0:
How many years of experience do you have in Driving.?
if you are not experienced ,please don't do it,but if you have experience,then you need to conquer your fears.please dont go highway when you have fears all over you,least you might cause disaster...i will advise you forget about driving yourself.please take public transport..when your mind is matured enough in driving ,then go highway.Its not your car,Its your mind that is trying to confuse you.


cheers

good advice thanks

Dyt:
Northerners and big somethings ehn
Its scary

I think u r talking frm exp !!!

[quote author=sinaj post=31118788]op. forgive me o! but ur pic iz xo dizgusting [/quote if his pic is so disgusting urs is so beautiful huh!!!

geniusmedia:
May God give us the right leader#voteNOTfight
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Johnpaul88:
Hahahaha the thing dey pepper ds clown!

God almighty blessed you for this post I love it!!!!

IYADARA:
I have a six month old baby who watches keenly while hubby and I enjoy our 'quickies' but these days i get set back and often loose concentration because i feel someone is watching...hubby on his part would say babies at this stage understand nothing...?

Do you think is too early to start putting a break to such?

Did i mention walking naked most time is our routine?

When do babies start giving meanings to what they see?

babies start giv meaning to things or what d see @ age of two years that is sensory motor stage from birth to about two years of age infants use their senses to learn about their immediate environment. So my advise is that make sure the child sleep before!!! so I reserve dat 1!!!!

Midehi:
one love!!!!

continue wit u later

Midehi:
one love!!!!

yea

Midehi:
yea dnt take advantage of my softness

I think I luv dat it interesting having chat wit u!! Hp to continue wit u like dis

Midehi:
i no dey quick vex but if i vex.....lol

ok so some one has to be very careful d way d talk to u

[quote author=Midehi post=31108205]if u read my story well,u will understnd me better[/quotei hp u r nt angry wit me the way I keep on following u!!!

babs01:
I recieved this msg dis morning

'You have been selected for Online Aptitude Test. Go to www.faanrecruitment.com LOGIN NAME:xxxx PASSWORD: password xxxx DATE:25/2/2015,TIME:10:00-11:00AM"
has anyone recieved d same msg pls? nd how is d test going to be? any idea pls.

a friend of my went for text bt the website wasn't opening as of that time I waz together with him in the cafe!!!

Midehi:
he cudnt get wat he was lookin for so he gave up.

bt u knew wat he waz looking for and u guys cn nt settle it amicably!

Midehi:
yes sir...but u know dat was d only thing dat made d guy to let me be

ok I understand wit u!

Midehi:
feel ke...i felt nothing

ok bt dnt try it next time because is dangerous

Midehi:
feel ke...i felt nothing

ok bt next tym dnt grab somebody's manhood!! a friend of my as once grab ma manhood I nearly die is dangerous okay?

Midehi:
lol...i av no option than to do that coz i cant stand him in fight.

after grabbing is manhood hw do u fill

Midehi:
When i was 17, there's this guy who wont let me be just because he asked me out & i refused,so this guy is alwys on me evryday he sees me on the road,either he will insult me or try to beat me up,with this,whenever i see him on the road i will be scared or run away.
But this particular day,i was like na me & u today, i cant be scared or runnin away frm u everyday na....as he just approach me to harass me, i just grab his manhood seriously & he shouted with pain...snc then he stopped harassin me..
Today if i see him anywere,he will say 'tough girl'....we are frends now,nt close frends ooo bt hi hi stuff.

how are we sure that is hi hi stuff!! If a boy is approaching or harassing girl there is something is looking for @jst kidding lol!!!

mirexxx:
really
well if he decides 2 sniff my underwear i'd just b surprised that's all
his choice!

abi! I like that...

geniusmedia:
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#voteNOTfight

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yea I understand

geniusmedia:
May God give us the right leader#voteNOTfight
On the other hand, if you need a well packaged video coverage and photography services for your event {Bithday Party, Wedding, Child Dedication, etc} please call 07085511361

See gorgeous pictures here
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sleektalker:
Two days ago, in Port Harcourt, I took a taxi from Garrison to Abuloma, On getting to my destination at Okilo Road, I was theblast person to come down from the vehicle of 5passengers. Unknown to me, my wallet was Misplaced.

For emphasis, the content of the wallet are as follows:
New Drivers Liescence
3bank ATM cards
N10,000
My PVC
And copies of my passport.

I was saying to myself after it was discovered missing, that "this is Nigeria I can never find it. I even tried going to the park at which I boarded. But no success was recodered. I regret not deriving that day.

This evening, I got a call from the bank, that a lady brought my atm to the bank, and requested the bank (fidelity) should contact me, for misplaced items. I was marveled.
And so the bank gave me the numbers of the driver and his lovely wife.
Joy entered my spirit.

Note: this man and his wife live in a Bacha. I took a pic of this man to make u Nairalanders bless his generation. His name is Elisha Ukpong.
He was even so delighted I split the money in 2.
MODS I beg you front page so anigerians van learn to be good.

God bless u sir.....

simplemach:
And do not forget the fact that those could be crocodiles tears. And they also could be real. Just saying though.

yes u are right!

elbinmanny:
The presidential candidate of the All Progressive Congress, Maj.Gen Muhammadu Buhari has been flown out of the country to the United Kingdom for medical check-up aboard a British Airways plane.It was gathered from a reliable source that he travelled out this morning around 9 am.Details around his health have remained sketchy, but it is rumoured he has gone to treata nagging health condition – prostate cancer.More details later…….
http://www.theheraldng.com/breaking-buhari-flown-abroad-medical-check/

my guy na lie be dat story

kristiana888:
I'm nt rude

then if u r nt rude jst keep calm u ll soon met somebody dat ll luv u!but dnt rush to met d unlucky 1 dats my 5naira I ve to borrowed u...

MzNelly:
I had a dream too about Ronald4lif
He was giving me the password to his ATM

What does this mean?

hahah u like money too much o

marieolae:
Sick individuals like him that make it hard for us to trust guys.

Good for him!

pls try to trust guys because is nt all of the guys!