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naijadeyhia:
See your mouth like "seconded" Do you think you are on the floor of the house of assembly? No be only seconded na fifthed

hah! Waitin come be ur own with me na I talk to u? Abeg pack well

wagazala:
Bros, begin find new wife.

If your wife would go as far as cook and confide in another woman's husband other than you then obviously something is wrong. The usual template answer most people will give you on this forum is have a heart to heart talk about it to your wife, pray about it, etc. Forgerrit, if you don't have kids yet, i'll suggest you start packing your bags.

seconded!!!

missbehave247:
Ur husband must be a learner

abi o na real learner eh bi

pretydiva:
Konji is a bast.ard

pls what is konji?

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]Most of your points buttress on the idea that most females feel embarrassed and ashamed when they lose their virginity.

But in my case, I wasn't embarrassed or ashamed. Neither was I moody, or angry at the mention of the word "virginity"

I just took it as a normal thing. [/color]

seconded!!!

misspicy:
Yes they do and even back pain and waist pain join.

hw do u no dis?

INTROVERT:
Terrible.... just terrible

extrovert

astrodome:
I just dropped the phone a few minutes ago after speaking with one of these old friends, got very angry after telling me he lives in Adamawa (Boko Haram) and needs money to relocate to his state of origin. This coming after I sent $700, respectively to a sister and a sister-inlaw this am

Dem wan kill me?

guy stop telling lies

astrodome:
Help!! Friends, family, former school mates and others are killing me with financial demands. Everyday I receive facebook (fb) messages, phone calls, email messages and messages from other communication avenues from family members, friends close and distant, school mates I have not seen in 20 years but with whom I reconnected on fb, and even random fb friends (meaning I do not know them personally but somehow we managed to be friends on fb). They all have the same story: please send me money, anything.

Each month I send nearly 3k to Nigeria and they keep asking for more.

Do they think I pluck money from trees in America?
Do they think every Nigerian in America is doing drugs or credit card fraud to make money?
Are they thinking that since Akin or Emeka made it in America (in many cases by selling drugs and doing credit card fraud), I should also make it and therefore be able to satisfy their unending demands?

How do I explain to them that I have bills (auto, mortgage, water-sewer, electricity, gas, phone, credit card) to pay. And then I have to run my family (of 4) and fuel 2 cars, and on top of that, I have to save also for the rainy day - for when kids get to college.

I am able to resist the random fb friends because I do not have any personal connection with them, but how do I scare the ones I know off without sounding rude and unhelping? I know that when you stop giving, you become an enemy.
Help! Before a fellow nairalander runs amock on the streets of America because of pressure from Nigeria

Just for disclosure: I am well-heeled in the US mid-upper middle class, earning a 6-figure pay, holds a PhD, and involved in R4D activities. But I live in a US city (name withheld) where mortgage payment alone takes 25% of my monthly income. So you can imagine that after paying all bills, I do not have tons of money left over to give out on frequent basis.

Please advise on how to handle this, Naija style . Thanks

if at all say u dey america self may be na dead body u d wash to get money!!! D whole gist self na pride and fallacy

nikkiking:
Him blind wey make him no see dis big truck abi him high. Anyway rip

tor! Na the question were me I want to ask be dat!!!

ceo247frolic:
http://www.channelstv.com/2015/07/07/police-begin-special-stop-and-search-operation/

looting don start yooo police ke we don suffer for their hand!!!

asumo12:




https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/omm.gif

Lol! Na waoo for u funny!!!

[quote tor since na doctor dem rape she go treat her self be dat o!!!

sandrannna:
Shebi u sha dn't luv her? U don chop wetin u wan chop.

"As for me i see her as worthless and only use her to quench konji"

dats d most pernicious statement ever directed to the opposite sex.

Unfortunately, many relationships are built on dat statement and d silly girls won't know it. When i tell u to desist from pre-marital sex, shebi u will nt hear? Dats d consequence. Why giving him the apple he is nt entitled to eat? Let him pay ur dowry, do the wedding b4 u gv him d cookie.

ladies, abstain from pre-marital sex, it will pay u.


Op, u r silly.

ok now u want tell us say u never do am before ne!!!

ginawest:
sexual urge

ok so hw do u know konj is sexual urge! Most have be talking frm experience huh!!!

nkemdi89:
These are confidential and restricted document meant for the service consumption and not for the general public, my prayer for the person divulging such information to the public and also other moles in the organisation is that they will never have peace of mind and rest in their career, for God sake this isn't fair no matter how disgruntled that person or people are, they shouldn't be doing these. Mod you people should not just post anything sent to you online please.

SWAT ok!!!

maureensylvia:
Marrying an accountant is great because …

1. They are detail oriented
Now this may not be on the top of your list of must-have qualities for your ideal partner, but you
will soon start to see it pay off. Whether it’s remembering your birthday or when to test the smoke
detectors, dating a detail-oriented person definitely has its advantages.

2. They clean up well
Maybe it’s not all that important, but you have to admit it’s nice being seen in public with a snazzy
dresser. They have very good taste in clothing.

3. They’re reliable
There’s nothing worse than marrying someone who is constantly letting you down. You won’t have
that problem when you marry an accountant, being reliable is in more
than just their job description; it’s in their DNA.

4. They’re wise investors
Remember, it’s an accountant’s job to detect liabilities and calculate risk, so they know a wise
investment when they see one. You should feel valuable knowing that an accountant chose you as
a partner because they’ve likely weighed the risk and still found you well worth it.

5. They’ll help you become more financially responsible
Having a money-conscious mind always around you suddenly makes it harder to spend frivolously
or make rash financial decisions. You’ll probably discover that it’s not just guilt holding you back
from splurging. There’s a good chance that some smart spending habits that have rubbed off on
you.

6. They’re in it for the long-haul

Accountants are no strangers to working long hours. They’re used to putting in extra time and
forgoing sleep when a deadline must be met, most accountants refuse
to throw in the towel; when they make a decision, they’re committed to it. She attributes her long,
healthy marriage partially to the dedication she’s acquired from being an accountant.

7. They’re overly organized
Accountants work with many moving pieces to ensure financially flawless documents. They never
let things fall through the cracks, especially those things that others may put off or even forget.
“There is no doubt you can count on us to be organized,” whether it’s paying bills,
meeting deadlines or searching to find the best price available before a purchase, accountants are
organized individuals.

8. They come in handy during tax season
Most people would rather pull their own teeth out than attempt to do their own taxes. Only slightly
less agonizing is footing the bill for someone else to do them for you. those
who marry an accountant can bypass both of these situations because their significant other
can take care of the dirty work.

AM PROUD TO BE AN ACCOUNTANT...

cc: crazyman, 1forall, lalasticlala

trying to sell ur profession huh!!!

INTROVERT:
No 5 is key

what if u dnt ve d cash!!!

rheether:
Oya open your legs..

open ur leg abi!!!

glimpse33:
cossy is right tho!
Yoruba guys are 'TWO MINUTES MEN'

u never meet d correct one dats y u d talk so!!!

YOURMAN:
Hey people! I don't know if this is the right section for this ..but if its not maybe the mods can help move it to the right section

After my graduation from one of the nigerian universities, I have been staying with my elder brother.. He's the second born as a lady is my parents first born.. But he's the first son.. Age of about 42+.. Before I got admission in school I do stay with him and after my university education, I went back to his place, because his house is big and spacious to contain me .. After about two to three months, I have been going to work with him I noticed something..

There is this number he usually call wen we are going back home in the car.. The way he talks to the person on phone I doubt if its a guy he's talking to.. Because the number is saved with a guys name "henry" but I do hear a ladies voice at the back of the phone.. So I'm wondering..

After my final findings I do discover thats a lady..
Now the big question is my bro got 3 grown up kids.. And a wife..
What should I do? Should I just leave him to move on or tell the wife?? To me I feel that he's still a young flexing man! Maybe he should enjoy it while it last.. Or I should just tell the wife because the wife is cool to me and nice.. What should I do..

Also Note behind.. This my bro.. I do respect and fear him so much.. I can't even dare talk about a lady with him.. As his like a dad to me! So telling me to talk to my bro is out of the solution.. So my fellow people what should I do?

pls dnt breakup dat family because man is polygamy in nature d only thing u can do here is call ur brother attention and advice him of what is doing is bad, but for u to tell his wife hah wahala dey o pls abeg o!!!!!!!

0micheal735:
Tortured into a ‘confession’
16-year-old Moses Akatugba was awaiting the
results of his secondary school exams when his
life changed forever.
He was arrested by the Nigerian army and, he
says, shot in the hand, beaten on the head and
back, and then charged with stealing mobile
phones.
He was initially held at the local army barracks
where, he says, soldiers showed him a corpse. He
couldn’t identify the dead man, so they beat him.
After being transferred to Epkan police station in
Delta State, Moses was tortured again. He said
that the police beat him severely with machetes
and batons, tied him up and hung him for several
hours in interrogation rooms, and used pliers to
pull out his finger and toe nails to force him to
sign two ‘confessions’ – which formed the sole
basis of his conviction.
‘The pain of torture is unbearable. I never
thought I would be alive till this day. The pain I
went through in the hands of the officers was
unimaginable. In my whole life, I have never been
subjected to such inhuman treatment,’

so sad sorry dear!!! Nobody on dis earth can console u it is only our creator who can do dat,and he make sure ur dream in life come true! chai dnt really no what to even tell say nw so sorry!!!

WarRLaY:
But, why u no tell us wetin carry you go prison, deathrow for that matter ... oya write another essay

abi o somebody can not sit in is house and been arrested without committing any crime!!!! He should come out and tell us what actually happen!!!

Ebiz12:
You must be kidding me!!!!!!!!!
so its all about the looks for you huh?

yeah!!! I always derived joy seeing my woman like so!!!

Ebiz12:
You must be kidding me!!!!!!!!! so its all about the looks for you huh?

yeah!!!

IdisuleOurOwn:
You can say that again.

left for me if it possible they should scrap them because their there for personal interest not for d poor mass!!!

Bibidear:
Y wont i,Infact i will hug him when he drops me

u again hug him ke!! Ajebo

dearpreye:
They're my favourite. I no dey hide am..

is good for someone to go for what ll give him joy and happiness so dat one can live long o! Presently nw my woman dat I wnt to marry has a massive boobs which I appreciate her for dat and she really loves me...

dearpreye:
I'm all here with you on this one. I don try to discipline myself. ..E no work ooo

yeah woman with big boobs if u are with them u ll be passionate abt them so lovely bros!!!

dearpreye:
Choiii. See comment!
You're not alone brother.

yeah na so! Dats jst reality bros

Ebiz12:
guys and boobs...I'm still trying to understand this 'special likeness' for this particular body part of the female specie

because dats d only part in woman dat gives my joy!!!

MsBliss:
For crying out loud,that's not me.

ok u say so I concord!!!