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ItisWell22:
😂

You just reminded me of my younger sister’s friend during her NYSC days.

My sister dey form razz oh, but as she meet the lady; she humble.

She was like the way the lady actively chases dixks and would come back home to carry out prescribed / recommended prayers, with tongues join am.

She dey carry her Bible and holy water go spend weekend for her sugar daddy place… 🤧

Nawa oooooo

9jaBloke:
The misogyny on this forum is appalling

abeggi lock up

Runnerzz:
All of them na make up naa... The one when done shock me and pain me pass na Nadia Buari. Her face be like eba when dey fall wether she was sick or had facial surgery gone wrong I no know but I was so disappointed. She come wear hat and oversized glasses but I still catch am. Ini Edo yansh dey compact and unappealing unlike how they make it look in the movies. Most of them na lights and camera angles jor save for a few

Bro she look tottaly different from her Instagram photos.. makeup is powerful mehnnn

I'm against but body shaming
She has nice body but her face is too local

Guys, so today I finally saw Hilda Baci at shopping mall.
I must confess I was seriously disappointed.
Her face is just average like a village girl
But her photos online with heavy makeup made her look so stunning.

I had to go back and check those pics of her with makeup, it looks so different from her natural real ugly face

Makeup is a very manipulative tool used to decieve men with disguise
I feel stupid for thinking Hilda Baci was beautiful.
Today after seeing her real face without makeup, I feel sad cuz she is kinda ugly with big mouth

Bloggers don start ooo

Next you will see on frontpage

Hilda Baci takes shower at night

Hilda Baci buys gala from traffic

Hilda Baci release hot mess after holding it in her ass for 96 hours.

If sanwo olu can run just to taste her food

Only God know how many Politicians and Gboys that are running to taste her kpomo

If Tinubu fvck her with his old wrinkled gbola, she go buy mansion for Las Vegas

What do you expect from kids raised up in Putin's Demonic Hellhole called Russia??

Where conscripts from age 18 years are sent to Ukraine to go and kill.
When I was 18 I was busy playing PS2 and doing love Nwantiti.
But in Russia they send you to Ukraine to dig early grave.
Putin loves to catch them young,

All those Anti America jihadsts on nairaland will run away from this thread.
I rather stay in my village than to travel to that God forsaken Shithole.

Those guys are too fcked up in the head

Ok

Ok

Everybody just dey open university

Very soon Portable go open
ZAZU Medical University for Agberos

Obi should be fined $2 billion for accusing Tinubu of Drug Trafficking.

Where I come from as an Igbo man
You dare not accuse a person wrongly
And go Scott free.. I personally love peter obi but the man seriously fall my hand when he accused Tinubu of drug trafficking..

That you lost election don't mean that you lost your senses.
Obi should accept loss LIKE A MAN
A lion will accept defeat from a huge elephant and run dosen't mean he is not a lion.
I swear Obi fall my hand with all these stolen mandate crap.
Accept your loss and move on

Waffarianman:
Dia matta no dey anywhere just live the life de way you see am... Life is easy to live if you knows how to live it.

E shock me
That girl boyfriend fit swear say her babe dey innocent and angelic.
You can't judge a girl based on good appearance. She fit be secret olosho

Vinnie2000:
Men have more Guilt in them than women. 😒

I am seen the Case of a Choir Master who bought a Female member home at Night to Fcvk.
@5:30am, she woke him up to PRAY.

Many times I am Tempted to believe that it's not the God that Created Man, That created Woman.

Omo

IkeIgboNiile:
How's having sex a sin? Besides the church is meant to house sinners and not saints.

She no go confession after we knack
Me I no go confession so I no fit take holy Communion. But she go collect Communion despite the fact say we knack on Saturday.

Mko123:
Why on earth will you handover your precious Dick for a girl to suck. If she go mistakenly bite am in the process nko?

how old are you??

That is why I was laughing at Oshimen when he played his ass off just to win cup for Napoli
White man go still call am monkey
If Oshimen like make him collect bullet for Napoli.
Na still monkey him be for there eyes

youngfocus:
Na the way they are acting like nothing happened they amuse me most of the time

I swear, wahala for who believe girls

For my Catholic church today
E reach time for holy Communion.

Me I no go based on sins wey I commit on Saturday when I knack scatter
As I dey feel sorrowful for my sins
To my greatest suprise I see the babe wey I knack.
She dey Waka like saint dey catwalk go collect holy Communion

Person wey I knack tumb and tire

Girl wey suck my prick like say her life depend on it
Now she come dey walk innocently, gracefully to the altar like a virgin to collect holy Communion

Fear women 3 times daily

I have it wasn't bad. Her pussy hair was white..

The funny part was during doggy if I spank her ass. I will see my hand print on her bum because her skin is sensitive
Any small thing she go red

June15:
Pxssy is pxssy.. no different

Biggest lie.. different types of pussy dey

Even tho I love peter obi with my full chest

Nothing can stop Tinubu from becoming president

FG a.k.a Foolish Government won't react

If na ipob dem go dey react like mad goats

ChizzyBuna:
i know i said im done with betting

i no fit just allow Alabi Bleep me up and go scott free

i must Bleep am up today

sportybet 2.50 odds E68D2B4D5

Newbie wan chop Alabi

the Antichrist is back...

Expect more bad news to hit frontpage
The way like bad news

I'm sure Satan will give him V.I.P. mansion in hellfire

R.i.p to the woman
The man will wake up to see his rigjt leg is gone and his lovely wife is gone
This one na depression overload

QuinModah:
Types of Prostitutes in Nigeria

1 Local Pro sti tutes

These are the types of Pro sti tutes my Yoruba friends calls “sarewa” meaning “rush come”, they are always present in every hood.

NB: All they need is recharge card then you are free to explore the unexplorable.

2 Part-time Pro sti tutes

They will be the one to call you whenever they are broke so that they can pay you a visit, but during the visit! miracles shall happen. keep calm, they are just part-time oloshos.

NB: You will also pay for their t-fare.

3 Full-time Pro sti tutes

These are the real deals. you will always find them only at night around suya joints, beer parlors, on the streets and their main industries.

NB: They charge very low, you can even try your luck with N7500.

4 Holy Pro sti tutes

They are regular church or mosque goers but they can’t just do without having some lashes within the week then during the weekends, you will see them asking for forgiveness.

NB: They always emotional after the ministration, some will even start crying and you will start feeling guilty.

5 E-Pro sti tutes

They are more like social media all you need to do is to negotiate with them online and trust me, they will never fail you, you will always find them on every social networks even on Badoo
NB: They charge high.

6 Corporate Pro sti tutes

They are always at our work place, schools even in our hoods. They are always good looking whenever you see them, but all they need from you is to approach them, take them out for shopping, then the main ministration will take place at night.
NB: They don’t have time for dating and long stories coz they already have their parners.

7 High-Class Pro sti tutes
If you are not a billionaire, don’t just render yourself useless by going near them or else! you know the rest. They are always patronized by politicians, successful businessmen, popular actors and so on.
NB: They also play international matches

once you cum your eye go clear then you realize say nothing special dey that pussy whether na high class or trenches pussy

purples25:
Omo. Stick with the monster your mind created.

I believe those things are not evil on their own. Some humans used them for bad things, that's all.

Who said those things are evil
Omo i swear you be pikin, go do your homework begore teacher flog you

Too many kids on nairaland