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I think women should be very thankful for decades of science and research.

21st century women can now have plenty sex as much as they want..

The olden days women couldn't do the same because any small knack will lead to 9 months pregnancy
Now women can enjoy being creampied and still not worry about pregnancy.

This is the first time since the existence of humans, that a woman can have RAW sex and not worry about getting pregnant.

Our forefathers didn't have such, that's why they gave birth to many kids.

I have cum many times inside one of my FWB. And she takes birth control pills
The experience is heavenly

If karma
Why are Buhari and Tinubu enjoying old age
While T.B Joshua just died like that.

When you realize 90% of the concept of Christianity was written by MAN not God
Concept of karma is not from God
It's man made doctrine

CHURCH NA SCAM

I've always hated dogs since I was a kid
I prefer Cats

Cats are mysterious and curios creatures
Cats are very loyal

I remember my first cat pet
If Im feeling sad, this cat can read my mind. Whenever I'm sad he will just slowly catwalk and lie on my laps as if it was consoling me.
It will use it's head to rub on me while making purrr sounds

This Cat will go and hunt lizard and carry the lizard and be searching for me.
Once it see me he will carry the lizard and drop it in front of me.
If I ignore it for a while, it will then carry the lizard and go to his corner and eat

Later I understood that it was dropping the lizard for me to follow him and eat.
This cat was literally sharing it's food with me Everytime.. Cats are very intelligent

blaquebelle:
Must be the sweat, flies and unwashed blokus hands they use in preparing it. Plus moonlight. Try that combo and check the results

Guy stop this!! I just finished chopping suya

Ok

Please someone answer this question

If a South East person is made Senate president, will it reduce poverty,crime rate in South East.. NO

If a South West person is made Senate president,will it reduce harvesters in that region? NO

If a Northern person is made Senate
Will it stop bandits from destroying that region? NO

There is no single gain from Senate president been given to your tribes men.
Your region will still be looking like Sudan
So why are people fighting for the post?

Ol

squash47:
Make he start na. All diz abia people. Na suya carry am come back to Nigeria. Suya wey no hard to prepare. Oga talk true, your uncle get business agenda. We know that format.

I hope say dem never deport am.. Because i still dey teason wetin go make an come back without letting everyone know

webdevprof:
LoL... Sounds a bit exaggerated sha. If he really likes suya that much he should learn how to grill. It's not that hard.

Honestly i tried doing batbecue the meat come get butnt bitter taste.
Since then i comot hand from doing barnecue.
Na aboki get talent for that stuff bro

squash47:
Talk true, your uncle is looking for Aboki that will help him to move drug or do organ business. Suya ko, Soka Ni.

Mumu, my uncle wey get better money
He said he tried all different types of meat beef barbecue in Estonia but none of them come close to our nigerian suya.
He was telling us that if he find a way to start suya business that even estonia people will rush him

webdevprof:
LoL... Sounds a bit exaggerated sha. If he really likes suya that much he should learn how to grill. It's not that hard.

Trust me those Aboki have special sauce and things they use to make the meat too sweet.

I'm at my uncle house he is a really funny man. He don finish us with stories from the experience he had in Europe.
He said he wants to sponsor Aboki to follow him to Estonia so that they will create Suya business

I shock how can somebody leave Estonia all the way to Nigeria just because he miss Suya.
Him get money shaa but is it that abroad foods are not tasty or what?

Why for from Estonia to Lagos just because of Suya

Mehnnn one of my top most embarrising date. Say no to drugs

I lived with my classmate in a 3 bedroom house. The guy usually smokes weed once in a while.
I had a date with my new babe that ive been toasting for months,
That day i came back late from lectures, was so hungry and she called that she is waiting for me to pick her up, cuz time is going
I open fridge to drink water then rush to pick her up but as i open fridge i saw chocolate brownie cake wrapped with foil
I knew it was my classmates own
In my mind i said let me just bite half due to hunger then later Replace it for him

Minutes later i dey chill with my babe
All of a sudden she called that her dad is in hospital and they called her to buy drug for him. No wahala i carry her go pharmacy buy the drug then come drop her for the hospital.
Instead of me to wait outside, i say make i do boyfriend duties
Use the oppurtunity and meet her parents for the first time and introduce myself to them. Show dem say i be responsible boyfriend

As i enter i see many family members praying in the hospital bed. So as per courtesy i decided to join them in prayers

That was when i began to feel weird higness creeping in
My head started swelling
I noticed i started slurrping my speech
If they shout AMEN it will he sounding like slow motion sound

I didnt know that what i ate was pschedilc weed brownie.
The highness from that brownie i ate started kicking in full time in the middle of prayers.

It hit me unawares and i tried so much to compot myself and not cast myself.
They started clapping and singing praise song
I tried to clap but my hands were moving like slow motion, so i respect myself and fold my hands and started nodding my head

The girl looked at me and gave me sign that i should clap, she no even know say i don goooo since.. As I put hand for head come squat for ground.
I think that was the final straw
My babe immediately sensed that something is wrong with me
She then stylishly took me outside
That when i vomit for hospital staircase people just dey look me

I imagine her family looking at me like
Nkechi who is this possessed man that you brought here

U

This is why having BIG breast is very important
A big breast will block the arrow from touching the heart or lungs

A big breast is the bulletproof of the chest.

Ok

Nafdac wey dey give ogogoro sellers registration numbers.

Na mumu dey believe Nafdac

This ones are the ones that were videoed by someone walking past that place

What of the unfounate ones that nobody was there to record as police harass them
Thats why these guys stay in isolated areas where no passerby will see them to video as they extort and harass young people.

So the real heros are the people that video this incidents
Because if it not recorded, nothing will be done.
I salute you all brave citizens that record such atrocities

The way D banj career fell off
Should be investigated by FBI and CIA

D banj that year was like a mini god
His swag and union with Don jazzy was the coolest thing ever

Until the mumu run go sign to kanye west
Him no know say Kanye na mad man wey wear suit.
Kanye useless dbanj career
He turned our King into a yankee houseboy

In this life, just stick to what works for you
Many people with succeful business in nigeria, sold it and use the money to japa
Only to go to Abroad and be begging for food to eat.

If dbanj had stayed in Nigeria and focus on his popularity in other African countries by now he would be bigger than Wizkid and Davido
He would have attained *FELA STATUS*

But now if i see dbanj for street
I go just sigh comot face

The guy really bleeped by leaving Don jazzy

Wetin EFCC dey do with all those cars, laptops, iphones wey dem seize??

What really baffles me is how igbos take so much pride in being business savy
But when it comes to politics
They start behaving like stupid children

Instead if them to support a south west candidate they are busy doing nzogbu nzogbu with peter obi

Very childish set of people, always crying and playing victimhood. Instead of using their brain to strategize and align with Tinubu so they their region will benefit

Its mind bugling how people with such sense of business accumen will be acting like fool om politics..
Support Tinubu or die trying..

My neigbour loves Putin so much
He say Russia should destroy ukraine
So i invaded his house one day and took his pressing iron.

Naso my guy para well well for me on sunday morning. I tell the mugu say e dey sweet you to support invaders
But ordinary pressing iron wey i invade your apartment go collect. U wan finish me

The truth is humans are hypocrites
They cant collect what they dish out to others

Like if you want Millions of dollars
But you will be ugly for life

Share if you want to be beautiful, handsome. But you will be poor

Bad

Emola12:
bro can you run away from your shadow Tinubu will return that mandate by God grace

Nothing like God's grace in politics