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advanceDNA:
Please no dey mention me....u dont have manners

Getaway u bug fool
Can you share the same spoon with a stranger?
Una go just open mouth dey talk like fools.

Itidicious:
If I click mek i bend.

Only hardcore fools will fall for this trap

Bintabisiriyu2:
i went to obalende underbrige to carry ashewo on Sunday, after 2 small bottles of action bitters i ventured towards army barracks side guided by konji on reaching there i met many older women teasing but i refused i chose one lepa, at first i would have suspected that she carry sickness but they say small body no be sickness so i proceeded.
she said 4k , i say is like you don't know me i managed to price it down to 1500 she carry me enter one place back of the beer parlor off pant and....

cut the long story short, yesterday i noticed boils on my dick, sweet scratchy boils, and little bit of discharge when i pee, currently the boil no gree me rest still scratching me, little painful discharge to when i pee.
Please help me, who knows what sickness is it and the solution..
you reply would be appreciated, thanks in advance

All you amateurs should stay away from sex. Anytime I raw dog a bitch I always drink amplicox 3 days in a roll.
I've been raw dogging hoes since 2007 and here we are in 2023.
I have never had STD or HIV
I have wasted money doing useless lab test that keep coming out as negative with no trace of any STI.
My guys say Na God dey save me, so I guess I'm lucky.
Funny enough I knack one olosho on Sunday. My best knack of the week.

Op, this your story na pure rubbish.
The only way you can contact STD
If you knack the ashewo raw

But you said you paid her 1600
No ashewo will knack raw for 1500

So this your story na pure bullshit.
You just want to seek attention.
Nice try

ChizzyBuna:
I have been crushing on a girl in my school. Today after classes we went to ShopRite and got something to eat.
She bought meatpies and ice cream
While eating the meatpies
She invited me to join her in her ice cream then handed me the same spoon she was using to lick the ice cream.
I used her spoon and my saliva touched it but she didn't wipe it, she put it straight into her mouth and continued using the spoon.

I haven't kissed her or had sex with her
So please what does it mean when girl shares the same spoon with a guy.

Does it mean she don't mind kissing him or getting intimate with him.
Cuz I feel like using same spoon with someone is very intimate like kissing. Am I wrong?

Ahhhhhhh you small kids of Nairaland
Op, I would be highly disappointed if you don't knack this your crush this week.
Listen and listen good

If a girl dosent mind sharing spoon with you. It is a signal that
a) She really cares for you
b) She is very unhygienic and dirty
c) She really trust you
d) She don't mind kissing you

Don't let those amateur fools tell you it's not a big deal. It is very big deal unless she Is unhygienic girl.

Sharing spoons is the same as kissing
You are both exchanging saliva
Let's call it indirect kissing.

I eat with my babe using the same spoon because I have kissed her and gone down her 😺. So she is more comfortable sharing spoon with me

I advise you to make your move
Because she has given you the ultimate greenlight. Next time you both are alone try and kiss her.
For her to exchange saliva with you means she is really really comfortable with you. That's high level trust.
So make your move or you will regret missing your chance.

advanceDNA:
Guy .....It doesnt mean anything....
Its embarrassing wiping the spoon just because u used it.....

Will you shut up
If you don't know what to answer
Just learn to shut up your mouth.

You must be stupid to think sharing the same spoon with a girl is not a big deal.
Only couples do that kind of stuff

Can you use the same spoon your father,mother or brother use without washing it?

Ok

Theif way Dem catch go still deny

Ok

Illegal1:
bros....hw e cum be?

omoh u be man ooh,man no dey shake/fear lyk chicken ooh...

Ignore that uneducated fool

Qatar2022:
Nigeria and their stupid mentality, that money will remain in your hands idiot

Bastard child from a wretched womb
How market?
I told you fools that deadline is a scam
But children like you are easy scared and manipulated.
I'm sure you are still scared of ojuju Calabar. Fear fear children.
I'm very glad I didn't stress myself because I'm wiser than you fools.
Feb 17th new deadline
That's more time for circulation
Bunch of uneducated fear fear SHEEPS

CivilEngineer90:
I remember your type back then in school. "The lecturer said if u don't submit on time it's 10marks" ""the lecturer gave assignment and only two of us will graduate " 😁😁 easily controlled and manipulated. I won't be supprised u work under someone because it is very easy to spot submissive people. The deadline won't change a thing mark it!

My brother
There are many fools like Verywickedgoat.
Very easy to manipulate.
I can bet the guy is a small boy.
Na Dem dey fear fear pass women
He just showed the world that he can be manipulated easily and be used and dumped like a lab rat.

I give Verywickedgoat 31st deadline to go hang himself.
The world don't need cowards like him

bdon123:
Pls keep ur old notes wit u n see wonders soon....she u are very stubborn

How market??
Chicken dey advise lion to run away from dog.
I don't blame you kids, naso Dem go use fear kill all of una. Bunch of scared chickens.
Next time go follow crowd the rush like mumu.

Illegal1:
baba....Cbn dn finally extend the date..

wen we tell dem 4 here say 31st jan deadline no go fit work,they called us names..

See there are leaders and there followers
There are lions and their are chickens.
If chicken hear small noise him go run
If lion hear noise him go roar back

This is why I never follow crowd
People who follow crowd are SHEEPS
Na so Dem use fear make many people go shuck vaccine inside their body.

Now covid don mysteriously disappear
Dem no know whether na HIV virus dey inside vaccine.
But because of fear and follow follow crowd mentality Dem use them do experiment.
I talk am say 31st no fit work impossible

Moh247:
Nigeria na cruise

Emefiele over printed Naira to offsett local bills and give Governors allocation ( Obaseki raised the alarm) to clean out Excess liquidity Emefiele won do abacadabra economics

Print less new note, destroy more old note

Gbammm!!!
You got it very correct.
That foolish kid called verywickedgoat came online to spew trash then he log out and use his alternate accounts to like the rubbish he posted
If you ask him
He doesn't know what liquidity means

Moh247:



The funny part is big politicians would still buy votes with new notes while mumu people think they can stop the big guys



.

They think they are fighting politicians but they are causing confusion for themselves.
That fool said every market woman has Pos
I ask am does aboki have pos
The idiot just dey avoid the question
Very stupid people think new currency will stop vote buying. I swear some people are just born naturally stupid

VeryWickedGoat:
The other guy wey fire you up there na my alternate too abi?

If only your thread was sensible enough to make FP it will mean that I have 200+ alternate monikers. E pain you say nairalanders see the foolishness in your posts.

Foolish boy. Goodnight.

You don cast your alternate account called Heartfelt
Continue exposing your numerous monikers

tempest01:
100 naira below is still legal tender. Why would change be an issue?

Does every change have to be only 100 naira. What if them no get 100 naira.
You use 1k new notes buy 500 naira goods them give you old 500 naira note if you reject it, na you lose

VeryWickedGoat:
The other guy wey fire you up there na my alternate too abi?

If only your thread was sensible enough to make FP it will mean that I have 200+ alternate monikers. E pain you say nairalanders see the foolishness in your posts.

Foolish boy. Goodnight.

Loser you were caught, stop lying.
Children like you never learn how to lie.
I saw your numerous monikers below as you were logging in and the likes kept incresaing. Small boy you need to learn how to lie, you still dey learn work

VeryWickedGoat:
Like I said you are a small boy eating mummy thank you that's the only reason you can open this dumb thread.

Every responsible adult making their own money are rushing to change their notes before deadline whether it is a lie or not because they understand the value of their sweat APC, PDP, LP, rich, poor, old, young.

You dey here dey type absolute rubbish waiting for your fellow secondary school students to jump in and support you with nothing dey happen. We gather dey and other Gen Z bullshit.

If you like change or no change, how e take concern us?
Mumu.

Don't worry when Buhari give you deadline to drink sniper, you will be the first mumu to drink sniper

If Buhari say you should kill your mother before 31st January, you as cheif mumu will rush and do it before deadline.

I'm very sure you rushed and took vaccine for covid before deadline.
Now the covid done mysteriously disappear.
Dem just dey play you because you a still a child.
Go and hang yourself before 31st January. Obey the deadline
Continue following like sheep

VeryWickedGoat:
Spoken like a true fool. Every market woman has a POS near her but you still dey chop mama thank you so you no go know.

Hahahaha this fool go use him alternate accounts to like his comments
LMAO I just dey see all your alternate accounts for below.
Such a loser, that you have to use different accounts to like your post.

VeryWickedGoat:
Spoken like a true fool. Every market woman has a POS near her but you still dey chop mama thank you so you no go know.

Mumu shey aboki wey dey sell suya get Pos
go the local areas in village and go and use Pos to buy stockfish. Stupid fool

VeryWickedGoat:
Fool.
You will be caught up with your vote-buying oppresors when your old note is rejected everywhere.

Better start using e-payment channels for your transactions. POS, transfer, USSD & co otherwise sorry na your new name.

Even a poor bastard like you is making noise. You that have less than 2k in your account.
So You will use bank transfer and e channel to pay for suya in a local area.
See how foolish you sound.
Or you will use bank transfer to pay for fish in the market. Una dey very stupid

tempest01:
You better go and change your old note and stop spewing nonsense except you want to contribute to reducing inflation.

If you carry your new notes enter market
Enter okada
Okada give you old note change
Will you reject it??
Will you ask the illiterate okada man for his bank account to do transfer?
Or will you pay the fruit seller or groundnut seller via bank transfer?

See how stupid it looks.
A normal transition of currency takes 6 months plus.
Even if you cagange all your money into new notes. The circulation has not reached the average sellers.

I withdrew new notes
I use am buy food and I was given old notes as change
Will you reject the old note?
The new 1k note I spend and every buyer and seller give me old notes as change.. why?

Because it is impossible for new notes to circulate round 200 million people in 1 month.
You will need more than magic to make that happen.
This CBN nonesense will not work
Nigerians will continue using old notes
After 31st January. NOTHING GO HAPPEN

It takes 6 months plus for new currency to circulate in a developed country.

It is practically impossible for the new naira notes to go round a population of 200 million people.

CBN are smoking expired weed if they think people will stop using old note.
Let me tell you, if CBN like let them extend it if they like let them give 31st as deadline.
IT WON'T STOP NIGERIANS FROM USING OLD NOTES.

Modified:
Verywickedgoat I don't blame you fear fear children.
Afterall you be goat we dem dey use fear fear control around.
I told you 31st will not work
You dey fear fear up and down like big fool.
I be lion, we no dey follow crowd dey run with fear like goats. So you can never understand how lions thinks
The same way Dem use fear fear make you fools go rush take unknown vaccine.
Na your type Dem go give deadline to drink sniper and you will be first to drink
Better change your name to VeryStupidFearFearGoat. Bloody fool

recieve:
Shatap ya mouth, shameless bst

abeg shut up big fool, face front and mind your business ode