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The song "sanged" ? Ha I just lost it after reading that. Go and return your certificates and start using nepa bill

Religious bias would always hold sway to common sense or just reasoning, thus since it was done for the xtians it must be done for the muslims. No need to put the economic climate at these differing time periods into perpective. We will all foam in the mouth and they will do wat they want. So no point throwing exxpensive spittle here, cos I bought a bag of pure water for 150 to make that spittle

Very very lovely. Good riddiance. In so far na dem dem kill dem dem. One less mofo to worry about in future society

Who did this to you. What did you do to them, why are you this way, where you born this way ? Na wa for u

Its official. The man is ruined. What a scarred career. Pervert cross dresser

sapiosexual1:
You see na, just what you talked about.
Don't tell us he attacked you first or he insulted you, that's exactly the sort of motions others go through when they "attack" a female moniker online. Many ladies post annoying stuffs, stuffs worthy of bashing. It's only fair they get their due, not because they're ladies buh becos of their opinion.
> Most of the female bashing comes from posts they make in the politics section, or threads on the economy. You don't need to be told about how polarized that section is and how touchy economic issues are in Nigeria of today.
> Lastly, Vendoor said something very correct, this is a faceless forum, everyone has a say, male or female. Having a female moniker shouldn't give anyone the privilege to run 'her' mouth anyhow or immunity from bashing. Note that males get bashed more than females, eg. you've just bashed a brother out of the blue.
Actually I appreciate your sensitivity to the issues you raised, that's why there is a report button and each section has a class captain. An aggrieved female is just a click away from protecting her female rights.

when God said forgive thy neighbour, he never called anyone "neighbour". He insulted me first without provocation. And note that nobody can decide that wat another posted is worthy of bashing like you did above. Because perceptions matter. A simple post is never ever wrong or miscalculated since everything can be proved right with perpective. We know action and reaction should be equal and opposite, so that young man got a dose of what he dished and even though I knew him personally or had nudes of him, I will never denigrate him by such character assasination because he insulted me. That's the issue I raised in two and three.

A woman should but be treated like and individual, but why do we have greater attackc on popular females. Can you mention any one female who is on the rave in any section? Who men haven't driven off or relegated to the background of being mute due to constant attacks on their person and image ? Do we want nairaland to be a sausage fest of men ? Cmon we can't expect our women to grow when at every opportunity a lot of them seek ways to denigrate them. If u wanna be a chick on this forum now. One must never post much but simply be a guest. Dats not fair in my opinion.

And I repeat again, nobody has the monopoly of intelligence, opinion , violence or crass. Thus when that young man saw my post and it didn't appeal to him, he shouldn't cuss. But if he decides to take that road its only cowardise if I take the high road. And am not a coward. But even in war there is decorum and all should be fair and just.

sapiosexual1:
As to points 2 & 3, if you(not referring to you ooo, Mr Sumborri, it's 3rd person plural) haven't learnt to be coy about private info, NL would teach you some sense. You don't reveal sensitive info about urself to someone you haven't met or someone you haven't built confidence in.
Basically NL is an informative blog for me, I come here at leisure times, get updated, feel the pulse of Nigerians from the comments and ofcus have a good laugh. NL is comic relief.
That's not taking anything away from some wonderful persons I have met here, ironically I don't know their monikers and I don't care to know. The personality is more important the name.

and if those good people u met suddenly blackmail you, how would such a betrayal feel. Nairaland is many things to diverse people due to differing needs. Thus to those who see it as a platform to make friends, why can't it be a safe space. These things don't bother me personally because I don't know anybody here on any level and don't intend to. But seeing the blackmails on the pageant sections truly got me thinking. Dats all. Irrespective of where on is whther offline or online. Should we lose all class ? And become enemies and snitches ? Revealing private chats of friends ? Etc cmon its a very bad development

pamcode:
Is this the same girl you pranked or another one. Seriously bro If you are a religious person you need to pray against enemies of Goodness.

ironically the fiance in this story is the one is foolishly lost due to my prank. Guess it was God's way of punishing me. Plus her anger at me was also based on this headache she was bearing added to the prank. Thanks bro

Seun:
Just ignore her completely. Don't talk to her. Block all her numbers on your phones. Don't react emotionally to anything she does. Also, why did you have to promise to marry her? Please make up your mind to never torture anybody for any reason. That's immoral and wicked and against the law. Don't even think about such things. Just ignore her and protect yourself and your fiancee and she will eventually lose interest. That's all. Perhaps you can give her one final apology and then from that point forward you should ignore her completely. If she slaps you, dodge, etc.

I made that ill fated promise when the going was good oga boss. She slept with another and went on awol for months and I in turned moved on. Anyway I have heard you sir, and I have been dodging her and her missed calls with other numbers. She only wanted to provoke me so I hit her then she would use her connections to send me to kiri kiri like she has threatened many times. Am wiser.

herzern:
lol.....I see ......you better quickly bathe and qo resume at your gateman job......

small boy. Is that all u could think to say. Actually thought u would go down to the level of telling me , "my mama mess akpu fly gate" . Little kids. Done here braaah

Vendoor:
Everyone on Nairaland is a Ghost.... Including Lalasticlala my sweet heart

Why that their comments personal

its an observation and has nothing to do with me actually. Its wrong to denigrate people or blackmail them. Simple and short. Whether online or offline. There should be sanity and decorum

herzern:
Early this morninq??

Please....Get a job

job ? if you need a job I could employ you. Check the business section to send ur resume to our mail. Will do u a lot of good. If u have no skills though or ur a cram and pour graduate. Please use that certificate to wrap akara.

(1) Incessant attacks on out spoken females.: once a lady is outspoken and slightly popular. Just wait awhile and a thread accusing her of being a man would pop up. In as much as I believe it best to shame men behind female monickers (what kind of gay shit is that). Its callous and extremely shameful to attack women simply because they are outspoken, opinionated, popular or even intelligent. Take a look at sandoski , mizzbouqui , mimzy, refiner , ladyF , estharfabian (my hidden crusah whom I don't even know , nor wanna know), mrsphyno etc once they rode on some popularity and out spokenness, enjoying their God given freedom to express themselves, people (enemies) found ways to shut them up with unfounded and crazy accusation. Yet we complain our nigerian women are laid back, yet many feel threatened by them. Its truly shameful.

(2) Ulterior motives with intent to blackmail and denigrate: I didn't play any role in the female or male pagentry and thus might not have full info. But what ran freely were threats of blackmail. People threatening to share and spread compromizing or personal information about others online. Information that once gleaned from an earlier friendly exchange. Should we now assume every potential PM is a future blackmailer ? Why should a decent person store chats of friends to use against them in future ? Why should people kiss and tell on their friends online? Eg laveda and refiner issues. Its un manly, shameful and disgraceful. Lastly if u like a woman, please ask her out and if she says no, biko respect that choice , cos its at her behest to say yes or no. Imagine that bbm pin guy doing all he could to ruin the reputation of mizzbouqui simply cos he finds her attractive ( he is a well renowned ass man and the gal is loaded). I am an ass man too but at least I had the good sense not to ask out strangers cos they gat a big ass.

(3) Threats to life via cultism: who does such in a modern clime. Who has time for such immbecilic behaviour. You come to real life and instead of chasing money, you talking bullshit about campus madness. What do u bloody know about violence. Yet you see dem kids on little provocation threatening confra action.

There are many more, but these capture my many points. Good morning

I hate this country. Everything is bastardized. Soonest let's scrap bsc and give everyone a masters degree. Wow what did I do wrong in my former life to deserve to be a. Nigerian.

My man duncan. Love ur music bro. Jah bless

Chineke meeeeeh. Juju must be involved. They should have used oil and massaged their coup plotting buttocks first. So that it would be soft enough for the ensuing koboko lashes. Silly mofos

Its a case of wardrobe malfunction. She didn't expect to display that. She could even get disqualified for displaying her clamydia chambers

Typical victim buffon. Everybody she ever met in her life is somehow responsible for something. All except herself is to be blamed. The perfect victim. Stupid

My dog just gave birth to puppies. I intend to enroll the four male puppies into this school. Thanks for the fees update. I won't educate the female puppies, they should go and marry.

My and yaansh, are definitely 5 and 6. A male equivalent of a LovePeddler. Give me cigarette, I won't take, give me alcohol, I won't take, give me weed or drugs , I won't take. Show me a sexy woman, and heaven has come. Ashewo supremo na me true true. I love women and sex beyond everything life has to offer. Even the decription of heaven biblically has no meaning to me cos babes didn't feature. Despite all the babes nd escapades I have had to date (above 28years old). I no dey tire.

I don't mind my obession since it doesn't affect anyone. But on a second thought, if I marry the woman of my dreams (beautiful and a nympho). If na my daughters con carry my ashewo gene nko ? If my sons carry such genes then I will be a proud father of future playboys and sugar daddies. But what if I am a future father of oloshos and ashewos. If my gene enters my daughters.

I have been a lot doing research to see if I can control the gene process, no head way. Me I want to have kids oh cos I love them. I can't compromise and marry an ugly woman who is a sexual prude. I might die young. Yet the thought of marrying a nympho wife, which will satisfy me, could result In urs truly fathering future prostitutes. Am in a dilemma.

Women are truly ugly when viewed critically

Wow, in decent climes jail will be loading for him. Our girls sabi mumu themselves and deserve this treatment, nevertheless the rape can never be justified. Shikena

I am not rich neither am I a yahoo boy, so pardon my brokeness. This is something I need to say cos its been bothering me. I cook stew with 1800 which could last me five days. Especially as I don't know how to cook any soup. I rotate between rice, yam, rice and beans, spaghetti with same stew. And I haven't died yet.

A woman dares visit. And all of a sudden my food regime must change. She will complain about the useless maggi she met in the kitchen (don't I know suppy is bad ?buy knorr). Before I say jack, my packet of maggi don enter dust bin. She will complain of even the salt. All she can't use oh. Even those that are still new. I have always susppected that I tend to buy the wrong things at the wrong price. No wonder those cheats of market women like me. They struggle for me. Infact am sure they secretly speak of me the market maga. Anyway its clear she will have to repurchase all those condiments she threw in the dustbin. Problem is na me go bring the money.

She will sudenly remember that a real man must swallow eba once a day, no wonder I like quarelling with her, that I have become a woman by eating all these spaghetti. She has sha come , so soup must be cooked. I give her 4000 for both, she will look away and behave as if no be her I dey follow talk. I increase am to 4500, she will start singing and looking at her nails, I increase am to 5k, she will look at me and say, broke man let me pity you and manage it. Make I commot go work she will have the guts to scream, " bae what about transport money". Well time to literally run away with my laptop bag swinging. I once forgot to zip properly while running away from such an onslaught.

Once I return, while she not looking I will go check the pot, the stew no full am, meat no full am, soup na vegetable. Yet look at this babe eating a bar of chocolate, with two wrappers of eaten ones littered in the dustbin. By her side is a new powder I never see before. Before I say anything, she will tell me how she has looked all over lagos for this powder. Thank God she visited. I don't complain cos once I taste the soup or stew, my mouth feels like heaven. Better than any rubbish I have been cooking. And fact is that we quarell less. Which makes me think her theory of not eating eba daily is making me a bickering woman who likes to quarel. Anyway in two days time. She is asking for soup and stew money. That no decent person eats stew or soup for more than three days. Dat we aren't cave people.
I have asked her many times if na my face she dey see for dangote poster. Yet she start deceiving me with delicacies like coconut rice and one thing she cooks with irish potatoes and kidney (that is the meal they must serve in heaven. Yum yum). Long story short before she leaves I would have spent 18000 which is ten times my 1800 spent earlier. All on cooking, powder, replaced items she threw away for not being for me (when am not complaining). Yet someone tells me women are good managers of money. Anytime her visit period is coming close. I start feeling sick cos of the money I will spend. Very unfortunately that once I see her pretty face or taste her soup or stew the sickness disappears leaving me to her mercy and onslaught

Note: this is my EX fiance whom I pranked and lost.......old good times)