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That they smelt is one thing, mentioning their tribe is another. Apparently they smelt of odour, while you smell of tribalism. With ur last paragraph, its clear ur a yoruba boy. Emphasis on the BOY. Next time leave their side. I doubt that was the only vacant seat in the church. Or did u finally start finding the odor erotic ? Causing you to feel sleepy after ejaculating ? Ejaculating in church ? God will forgive you. Amen

annoyingman:
hmmmm OP OP
fine girls no dey nairaland oooo, na ugly, slim girls full here! carry ur post go instagram!
all these coded hunting

hahahahahaha. Who tell u say fine babes no dey here. there is a fellow here, very quiet, no pics. But if u see her in real life. You will collapse from awe. I know that cos na my EX. Na her hot temper chase me. So oga boss. Fine babes dey , maybe they not conspicous

TrapQueen77:
Ummm.. I can discuss tat with my next bf if we both agree, I'm fine without social media ...I done that once, I can do tat again I think...

All eyes on HIM

hmmmm. Nice one then. He go see pepper. Stealth monitoring on point

Sempumping:
so many reasons..

All the problems I had in my past relationships were phone (social media ) related

It's either the boo is saving 1 babe's picture or he is chatting with 1 babe too much

Social media is just bad for relationships ,if not for its undeniable benefits, I wouldn't mind us going back to the 3310 " days .

Relationships were stressfree

WORD. Some will listen to ur reservations to social media use and accuse you of trying to control ur man. Why don't u trust blah blah blah, forgetting say na who go wear shoe will feel the pain. I am also not a fan of social media, but how do you curtail that love/addiction in a potential lover or hubby

TrapQueen77:
I'm single ooo... I'm not guilty juz airing my view

alright dearie. Though that single declaration has just helped the minsitry of a lot of dudes who will see this. So if you got into a relationship or marriage, would you prefer to keep ur marital affairs off online platforms? No married status on facebook? Children pics etc. am inquisitive hon

foolinlove:
Even in a committed relationship it can create jealousy, paranoia and accusations based on small actions.

You used to think things to yourself "I like that man's handsome face". Now you "like" his photo or follow his IG and everyone knows what you think about. Your partner will be jealous, worry if you spend lots of time on social media and maybe accuse you of wanting to cheat with this person.

It also makes it easier to see someone who broke up with you, making the heartbreak worse.

That's why I don't have social media.

so you out law social media in ur relationship ? If you got married, especially with ur reservations, would you prefer your hubby and you keep ur affairs off social media. Especially nowadays people are tempted to fight in public

ForeverYoung197:
No other social media for me except FB.

even whatsapp ? That's social media. Also even nairaland is social media. Is boo completely ok and trusting with ur activities online ? Has online activity ever crashed a relationship or even friendship

Sempumping:
NEGATIVELY. ...

babe state some reasons that makes it so irksome

TrapQueen77:
Very Negative

..it's hard when a couple are fond of social media everywhere and acting up like singles.

hmmmm, am sure you get to chat up boo easily thanks to social media tools like whatsapp and the likes. Anyway I understand ur point especially now its viewed as a tool for couples to wash their dirty linens

I was born long ago, thus was priviedged to be a teen when few homes had a telephone talkless of GSM or social media. If you liked a girl in those days, you have to stalk her with a well composed love letter in hand and pray she doesn't abuse you when you finally get the confidence to utter "excuse me sister".

Social media has made communication easier especially when distant relationships are considered, social media has helped many move on faster from failed relationships and has also help people advertise their love status.

Social media has made and marred many relationships, thus how has it affected you, more positively or negatively .

In my case, social media empowered all my EX girlfriends to cheat on me, social media was the quickest way I got laid, social media has reduced my physical chyking skills and many more. So over all truly NEGATIVE

ayamAgenius:
I'm your cognitive side that you've disregarded a long time ago. Further disregarding me or seeing me as a leper wld be expected from your dissonance side

thought as much, A NOBODY. Bye

ayamAgenius:
So you think this is funny right?

I pray you don't av urs chopped off. If not, no b only NL go make fun out of it, I go sell to joke to Akpororo and basketmouth for free

who is this one? Identify urself so I know if to disregard u like I would a leper.

anonym0us:
dude all diz for me... U need a good mate ..halfricanadian will show you out for a quickie

ok. Have u tried my presription? Better do before this craaze enter market. Once u near market, you willl swing ur pendulum in public view for the rest of ur existence. Prevention is better than cure. Early detection is key to survival of early foo*lishness

anonym0us:
Sumborri mhisbliss would like to see ur mango face

uploading soonest. Since you both self-service to mango shapes. I must oblige you today cos just like NFCS. I truly care

anonym0us:
are u gay? Please please please please I don't wanna see your alien face I guess mhisbliss would like to see

if breeze is blown through one of ur ears, all will come out of the other ear. Shey u know this is because between both of ur ears. There is a vacant space there. Thus explaining why you created this thread or had the guts to quote me. I can help you though. Deep a finger deep into ur rectum and anything u dig out from there, keep inserting it into ur ear. Push it upwards, continue this process till ur head feels hheavy like a normal person should feel. Even if na shit go dey the head , at least we will see threads about buhari and fayose instead of something like this. Have you cashed the cheque ? Or you still wanna speak more on ur crush for me in hope am a fellow gaylord

anonym0us:
u wished u were never mad... Sorrry u are naked and picking kom kom

I will upload a pic to prove you right. Clap for urself. Now head to the nearest bank and cash your huge check. The pay one naira for every act of stupi*dity you posess. And clearly you just won a cheque of 50billion naira. Rich man

anonym0us:
DAT she goat DAT has rabies? Mr do u fart tru ur mouth

yes I actually do, a search on guiness world record will educate you, mr VET and doctor. Despite my skills of farting via the mouth. How come I still get sense pass you. Bickering with women early in the morning. The babe no go gree for you no matter the attentions u crave here. Abeg upload ur pic so we will know for sure what a fo*lish boy should look like. A passport will do . Tenkk

This is very interesting I must say, the op and halfricandian must have a secret crush going on. This is true love in the making. They are only using insults to profess their feelings

And just like that he lost his bass voice. He would join soprano singers in a choir. Well over to the gays in the house. He just became a trans. Kpele

There is freedom of association. A bunch of fools decided to follow and proclaim a drunk drugged slowpoke as their christ. Why stop them, why arrest them, when they doing that, we should be grateful that finally fools and stupids are now congregating together, allowing easy identification for mental assylum. Admission or human drug testing

Oyin93:
Do u have to do this?

yes oh. People should not make their existence about discomforting others. Life is hard as it is. Why should people have to deal with a thief too. This is a clear case of knowing the consequences of his actions and yet going ahead to do it. Its only noble that he faces that consequences bravely. In this case dying . Shey u understand now. Life is for we all, and nobody should add more misery to it

So the current rulers don't have a united front, but we have a biafra ? By the ipob for the ipob ? What numerate dunces

Exactly. All those accidents were the faults of other drivers. Definitely not peace mass transit. We who see them drive past us every other weekend are seeing double. Nigerians and deflecting blames, never accepting mistakes nor addresing them. What a people God shouldn't have ever created. Except to show the world what a defective human should behave like. Tufiakwa

shyling:
Now you've been noticed...bounce.

hahahahahahaha. E don tire. Ur supposed to be the nightmare, or undertaker. Little boys running around jobless threatening their elders. Everyone will read this thread and humour at ur cowardice. After making mouth. Voltron indeed.

shyling:
You mention Audray again and I will be your nightmare.... Now go get the anus seeking hunk....

audray. Awiating u to burst a capslock on me. Oya display , this movie will be sweeter than porn

shyling:
Lol you wish.... Dream on ..... Get the rear door expanded..... You deserve geriatric diapers.....

to know the name and typpe of the diapers means ur wearing one. Very very knowledgeable on the subject matter. Eh ya. How long were u a fa*ggo*t . Ndo, kpele, ya kwuri. E go better. Death won't be very far and it shall be over. In the meantime. Stop day dreaming about me, seeking my attention unneccesarily. I know am a celebrity to ur type. But this is getting boring. And as celebrities go. Am bloody busy. Goodbye bros, voltron the defender of lez. Go and collect ur winners medal from audray. Let me be oh.

shyling:
You don't wanna know..... How ya asshole ....itchy? Go find some hunk to hump you pieces....

. Hahahahaha, thank God people are reading your display of shame. G*y man. Keep thinking about it. Dream on you wier*d*o. Ask ur mum, you wil realise una house maid throway u for ground or via the railings and ur brain overturned. Thus the way u keep disturbing ur fellow man with unnecseary mentions. Keep wanking to ur display of ig*nor*cne