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issylarry:
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Tell us compliments that will pull her pants down faster and not melt her heart, is it made of candle wax ? Am I melting it for food ni ? Brough na the ass we wan demolish

officiallygreat:
Lmao.... Haven't been on naira land in months... Didn't even know who she was until she posted the voice note....

she posted a voice note ? How can one maintain a mysterious persona and yet be naïve enough to tell us all how her voice sounds. Anyway bros I know u like her small. Listen send her a pm, if she doesn't respond we will take her name to ifa. That congo must be shined if ya know whata mein !

What has that child done to deserve this tirade , 0P, is this a love affair gone wrong ? Or you subtly advertising ur latent feeling for the lass. Cmon be a man and tell her the hotel room where you both should meet.

God forbid bad thing, alu . Bia whoever did that research eats from the anus and shits from his mouth. No amount of ohmpa can cause this foolery.

PEREP:
You guys don't cease to Amaze me. It is clear to the blind GMB is silencing the opposition and will do anything to get Fayose. If the FG had no motive, why arrest a member of the house without a charge and practically torture him to incriminate the Gov?

please name any government on earth whose governor tried to sabotage the econommic efforts of the president before the international community. In russia such a man will be jailed in siberia, in north korea such a man will be shot in a public square, yet fayose moves about freely despite having commited treason. A crime against his fatherland because of partisan politics. Fayose has gone beyond an opposition to an enemy of the state. Maybe you don't know how ruling parties silence opposition. Do you silence the opposition by revealing truths about them? Or would you say all accused to date are innocent ?

This man never ceases to amaze me, so he feels wronged because some people want to sabotage his failed government at ekiti , a failed situation that pushed a pastor to steal soup and lafu. Well oga if your hands are clean, then no fear, but if it is, then you will learn that he who lives in a glass house shouldn't throw stones, lest they create uncontrollable storms

Would not want to raise a bastard, thus always do a paternity test of all these pregnancies women dump on men. Even you wife sef isn't excluded. How will you have a child with an oblong head when both you and ur wife have round heads. Isn't that proof that outsiders contributed sperms ?

I have at one time dated a girl from most major tribes in nigeria. I have always been against inter tribal marriages especially between my tribe and the yorubas not because I feel my people are superior but because of some fundamental issues that surround yourba women. (Yoruba men matter na story for another day).

An average yoruba girl believes in true love, even though most times I don't understand that love they professing. Yorubas marry earlier than most tribes (big advantage) thus from an early age , a young girl's mind is tuned towards marriage to that boy she met in secondary school. Something my tribes girl will never do. A yoruba lady will turn you down because she has a boyfriend, all your begging could fall on deaf ears because of her love and devotion to this so-called boyfriend. If you bother to find out who he is, to help you compete better, you would be shocked to realise he is a bloody LAUNDRY MAN or a TAILOR. Most of these ladies usually show great devotion to their men irrespective of his financial status. If you think ur money will make her dump him, then think again. They always go on to marry these dudes and get pregnant for them. Though most diheartening is they would always cheat on him.

Offer them promises of cash or fun, she would have no qualms about chheating on her man unashamedlyn this might be beacuse I heard out yoruba brothers aren't role models on being faithful either. But despite the cheating , all you ever hear from a yoruba girl is, my bf this, my bf that, ore mi, baby mi, she can stay on ur bed and talk I love you for hours when she visits. Thinking she doesn't love him or want to settle down with him, will shock you when she gives you the wedding card. This trait unfortunaately continues in marriage. (Story for another day).

While I worked in the university, most of those yoruba students keep relationships amongst themselves, even a very pretty babe dates students (though in addition to outside runs), if you ever schooled In the south east or south south, you would admit that there are babes who won't be caught dead walking with a student talkless of dating one. They babes there are very concious of the financial status of the man chyking them, unlike our yoruba girls who can date and love a man without being too particular on his financial status.

Many of them are cool and nice to know, they all have boyfriends don't be decieved, evem with all ur fine boy and money she could leave you and settle for a vulcanizer if her heart agrees to him. Guess all we can do is keep managing the sex the offer freely thanks to their cheating ways. Nevertheless the are the only peeps who I observed who love truly with their hearts even if not with their sexual parts.

A decent vulcanizer will do just fine. For thick yansh, insert the hose in the anus for 5mins till its 50psi, for breasts attach to concerned nippl , for brain insert in one ear and block the other ear so the sense won't fly out, for legs, laps and a deep vagina. Insert in the pussy. Please for bbw girls, use a suction compressor. Tenk

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Drop ur interest and we speak futher. Male and female are very much welcome

Drabeey:
Make Dem just leave this people nau.. Ds is our way of life in Nigeria. We cant sleep alone in a hotel room. Olosho must be involved.

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DrabeeyWasHere

if only nigerians will be honest with themselves. We will admit dat what u said above is fact. Olosho must enter room, though dishonourable from our honorables

It is a delusional struggle by the ignorant and gullible , who want to copy every thing western without recourse to how it has turned out for those they copying from. Its all a hidden ploy to emasculate men and we won't take it. Men and women are both subject of abuse in equal measure. Thus there should be a bill that upholds human rights as well as respect amongst all people. Rather its a sexist struggle by the young and stupid.

Only ugly old spinsters and lesbians are looking for gender equality, real women who know how to work their feminity are enjoying this world and ruling this world. Its a man's world yet there are women who wink their eye lashes and rule the same men, so who truly rules the world.

BuitynBwains:
Hi guys.. I'm new. I've been you know coming on nairaland but I just discovered its more than what i thought. My best section for now is romance but I'm a bit of a political geek. I need clearance about some things like the meaning of OP, SH, FT, L&S and all that..

NB: Bae is here on nairaland and he promised me that my write up will not gain any audience, please help me prove him wrong. I need at least 100 comments to shame him.. help me!!!

ha nne idi beautiful, please give a big hand shake to ur bae, tell him he is enjoying, but his position is not safe. We are waiting in the wings. Am sure you know by now how nairaland is. Many will abuse you, shame u, try to bring you down. Don't let it bother u. Its a place of fun. Wellcome dear.

shantela:
Anu mpama is an insult.all the same thanks I will send your message across.we are all in a learning stage.no one is perfect

hahahahahaha nne mmara mma. I knew u must be igbo. Ndo I thought u wouldn't understand my jab, plus that word mpama make me laugh. Happy sunday dear. Biko change ur friends, like begets like, so I assume the babe is a cutie too. We know times are hard and everyone has a story, let's not have shameful endings. Let her value herself and kpado anya, chukwu ga eme ebere.

shantela:
Please take it easy its actually not me.dont be too in a hurry to abuse me.

oh I thought it was you. Ndo. By the way I didn't abuse u, inugo. But send my response to whoever is involved. She must be faithful to the man. Its not fair to cheat in love. He is the man God has made for her, God has predestined her to be a home breaker and side chick not worthy to have a man for herself, even if na poor man

All these unconfirmed accusations that could be a deliberate ploy to ruin reputations. Please be careful before u post these things. A ruined reputation is worse than death itself. Tenk

God was in such a hurry to make eve for an adam, he concentrated on the breasts, bum and other parts he was so hard at work he didn't realise dat day go soon break. On realization he noticed the head of a woman has not be tweaked and the hurriedly dumped brain mush in her head, and presented a mumu to adam. Since adam is a man who reasons predominantly from his penis. He was so happy at the boobs and bum he saw.

Of course the serpent realised this error and thus met eve instead of adam. No wonder the first thought process eve ever gave to adam was a follish one, which sent us out of eden.

My dear, please be faithful to the married man. It is love inugo? Anu mpama

babooshka:
y r u insulting her just because she said she doesn't like some1? Must u like every1? U r d unintelligent one, and should change ur name 2 'ode'.

woman wrapper. Aproko wetin concern you. Was it you I mentioned? Taking panadol for someone who would spit on a picture of you. See don't annoy me this boy . Her quote button is working, please mention her and do ur asslicking. Leave my mentions alone

amtaken:
Its only someone who lies to himself that would tell me women are at a disadvantage. Many real women who know what doors their feminity has opened for them will never want to be a man. Bloody hyprocrites all wanna eat them cakes and have it.



My point exactly. I have benefited a lot as a woman and I have no single regret being a Nigerian woman.



By the way nobody is talking about some male children on the streets of Lagos and Akwa Ibom states sleeping on the street at night and cleaning car windscreens in the daytime. These helpless kids are tagged as wizards by their deceased fathers' relatives so that they will claim their late fathers' properties.

What about the alamjiri kids in the North made up of both gender?


Talk of emancipation of mankind and not gender equality bullshit because both makes and females are affected by the wickedness of the people of this world.

there are offices and places you will go to and only a smile will open doors for you, yet I as a man will go there, if I smile they will think am mad, if I beg I will be bundled out, if I offer bribe they will take it from me and let me inside only to find you already there cos you blinked ur eyelids. That's woman, why they finally rule the world, yet men aren't complaining. But some people are rather making a general humanity issue into a sexist one. Girl child education, so boy child can go to blazes ? Like you said all these are moot foreign propaganda which are being peddled by ignorant people simply cos they are not brave enough to tackle a humanity issue. Rather they add an sexist undertone and call it gender equality. I ask people, serena williams is a great tennis player. Of the 3billion men in this world, she can beat up over 2.5billion which includes me. But I doubt she would beat up roger federer in a game of tennis. The fact that she didn't beat him up does that make her inferior to men in general ? rather she is a quality tennis player who can beat up many individuals who are men and can be beaten by a man. No inferiorty or superiority inside. Amongst female folk is there a perfect balance? Are all women treated equally ? are there no some women who are marginalized by femlae folk ? (CWO rules in chhurches). They won't fight that, but to fight men is rather their interest

Arielle:
Reading all these views, I weep for this generation of men and I pity this generation of women. Someone actually said "stupid stupid women". Why the hate and contempt. This is an opportunity to educate yourselves. Most of y'all have never read what the bill is about. You don't know. But your masculine pride is affronted when you hear "equ.. ." and you start braying all over the place. Who is struggling headship with you? That is NOT what the bill is about. That widow who gets thrown out of the house she laboured alongside her late husband to build could very well be your mother. That 15 year old girl forced into marriage could be someone you know. Would you be happy if your sister earns less than a male colleague with the same or less qualifications and experience than she has? And what is this talk about paying bills? Most of you are not married because if you were or if you're truthful, you'll know that in a HUGE HUGE number of Nigerian marriages bills are shared. Sometimes 50/50. Some wives provide 100% because the husbands have lost their jobs. Even the rights some woman may take for granted are denied a whole lot of other women in other parts of Nigeria. Who will speak for them? Please read the bill and understand it. No one is trying to usurp your positions in the home and in the society.
Olori Wura? Is she not the same woman people on this same board and all over social media were calling olosho, gold digger etc. She's suddenly an authority? Wow

please oh, name jobs who women and men do same function yet the men are paid more to do the same thing. Name them , whether in civil service which is the largest employer of labour or private. Where do you people jump out from with ur biased sentiments. All cases you have raised above are factors no law can change because the majority of those who practise it are bound first and foremost by sharia law which accepts such. In the general parlance are there no men who suffer from all those factors the women u fighting for a suffering ? Infact the prejudice against men is so much today that women are more advantaged in job placement, promotions, scholarships, grants etc than men. Who is fighting for the men. Why are you this sexist

mpowa:
Women had gotten more jobs in this country than men, and i have my facts, my sisters, my cousins being helped by some big bros somewhere, while the men struggle for years before finally getting one - e just be like say men are born to struggle without complaining while women are born to have thing and still wail about one thing or the other.

yet despite all these benefits, they want more it but leaves one to wonder if their plan is not to eradicate menfolk completely

Stellamariss:
u are so silly for DAT comment

hey smeagol. Watch ur mouth. Don't let me pull a kanye on u this lovely sunday. Don't say I didn't warn you

josh07:
here is ibijoke ogunleye and her boyfriend who happen to be a yahoo boy an live in dubai, who they both run away with investors money, mine is 23million naira. pls pass any info u know abt them. thanks

someone stole such an amount of money from you in these economy? Wow so sorry oh. But this is more than online paro. Waste money to catch and waste them both. But na juju dem use ?

JOYOSITA:
I don't like Freeze.

am sure the feeling is mutual. Nobody likes an unintelligent woman. Please remove my name from ur monicker. Its a name for smart people whom things will be good for from the day they were born

Stupid woman, gender this gender that, please who amongst you attended a mixed school and never saw girls In the class. This is a world where its easier for a woman to make it than a man, lots of prejudice on men folk. All these fools are interested in is simply to emasculate the men folk. They have succeded in doing that in the west and they wanna bring such crap here.

Its only someone who lies to himself that would tell me women are at a disadvantage. Many real women who know what doors their feminity has opened for them will never want to be a man. Bloody hyprocrites all wanna eat them cakes and have it.

Street hawkers that abound, are they predominantly females ? No males ? Are there no women in politics? Is there a rule that stops women from contesting like men? Or they expect to be made presidents and governors just beacuse they are women? There kind of women are the ones putting silly ideas into the minds of our well brought up african ladies. Who know that man has his role and woman has hers, nobody's role is inferior or superior to the other but are rather complimentary