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sammft99:
Thank God it is not your village.....You have no human feelings at all.Was GEJ the only president in Nigeria? it was not possible for him to address only problem of ND during his regime

did he at least try a little. He did absolutely nothing in those regions asides enriching criminal elements. What about the governors, the NDDC, what are their contributions. Its in the same vein that it won't be possible for buhari to address their problems since it wasn't possible for gej. And it won't be possible for any other future governments. Just look at what u typed and spewed in a public forum.

I have no pity for them, they deserve it, when. One keeps buying and cooking with melons and yet always disapointed it doesn't draw like okro. And when election comes we buy melons again, and the cycle of fools continues. The environment is ddeliberately kept this way to ensure that they can continue to be lazy why shouting government marginalization. Mtcheeew

I am very happy with this, fayose must be destroyed and humiliated. Next life he will learn that those who live in glass houses don't throw stones. Look at his cupboard, the wind is heavy and strong, not only shall we see the fowl yansh we go also see the rectum

magnificientzaz:
Waiting to find mine too, wat are the good guys here waiting for?

whaat do u want In a man

Estharfabian:
LoL...Okay?

you should clap for me at least for being right. Haba its who is praised for tilling the land that will plant seeds. Oya praise me first

Estharfabian:



.......I won't judge... I Can't judge..

cos ur a bbw. I always thought so, you just confirmed my suspicions

Sorry @ op. South africa shouldn't be a destination for nigerians if only we got ourselves right politically. What do they have to boast about , but thanks to our partisan and tribal nature in nigeria, where nepotism rules values, you were forced to sojourn to south africa. Well if truly u are innocent, forgive them and move on.

As an ass man, she is repugnant. What would u do with all those. Eat it ?

I may not be in the best mind to give advice now, but its clear everything is all a plan. My cuurent EX is like your wife, many don't have minds of themselves and thus easily influenced. She might be listening to the scripts of her siblings without realising their bad intentions towards her marriage. Its a family affair and introducing the family to what you have seen will be a revelation wwith no going back. Serious consequences. Thus I believe you have one on her and should utilize it to be a step ahead of them.

Keep monitoring your wife, reveal what you have leant to your dad, don't tell ur mum cos she will get protective aand destroy those women. Let some people on ur part be aware of these evil schemes andd watch matters unfold. Counter a lot of her moves. Let her keep coming up with more and let's see her end game. This would tell you all you need to know about her and your next move.

No point calling a meeting for a settlement. This matter is one that could involve murder and deciet. Thus its a do or die affair

It has become clear that these radicalists must be brought to a round table discussion and given what they want. Let them have a taste of it and realise that such extremism in reality is an unpalatable pill

BrezyBaby:
LMAOOOO!!! This is too funny... How do you know th rat is pregnant??! LOL

my dear, they are always pregnant , those things no dey use eye see preek leave am alone. They were fat rats and. Those are more promiscous

AgricSalt:
Sumborri I hope this is a joke. If it is then I must say it's funny and creative

But if it's not, then you need to work on your presumptuousness and logic.

Because if you say she has phobia for rats and cockroaches, you could have used atmost one rat and three cockroaches. Instead you littered the room with them and even bolted it.

That act can give someone a panic attack to the level that it can lead to a panic attack disorder.

By the way, this is not a suitable retaliation for someone you claim to love. Remember she pranked you for claiming to not scare easily. But you pranked her with something she has phobia for. It was a great health risk. She could have fainted and died.

I was wrongly advised and paying the price

colossus2:
How old is she?

she clocked 23 in june. June 6th specifically

joe4christ:
Guy, free this babe, I can deduce thus so far that this babe never truly loved you as much as you do love her, it seems she finally found an escape route out of your life for good. Think it through, you know her better than anyone here, you're just been blinded by your affection for her. Just let it go, if u continue to beg like this, begging a woman to stay with you, bro be rest assured you'll continue to beg her all the days of your life, she will always expect you to beg her before she even perform her duty as a wife. Thats not the kind of woman I wanna spend the rest of your life with. You don't beg a lady that much, leave her, if she doesn't come looking for you, then move on already. Cos I still can't figure out how a lady who claims to love you ignore your plea and that of your friends and even shut the door at them. Its obvious she either is temperamental or done with you... let it go!

I will go with done with me. Cos this is the coldest a woman has ever treated me. Haven't stooped this low to beg anyone before. Yet no headway. Well na the shame dey disturb me more when people hear what I did, because I doubt she will tell them wat she did too. Anyway shame hasn't ever killed a man. Will take it and hopefully move forward. Thanks alot

Neverquit:
Lol

@ sumborri, what kin play be that?

You are both at fault. Your fiancée takes the bigger blame though.

You could have died...what if you hit your head when you fell (after losing consciousness)? . Now she dey vex because she was paid back with her own coin...

This just shows the dynamics of your relationship/marriage. She will expect you to always forgive her (whenever she errs), but will find it difficult to forgive you...

Start to ignore her (maybe the attention is making her head 'swell'), if she does not reach out, then start to think about moving on...

Hubby and I even made a pact about not playing life threatening (expensive) pranks/jokes on each other to avoid stories that touch.

true words. Thanks dear. I have begged to shame. Won't be good for my self esteem to continue begging. Will try and forget her and bear the shame that will come out when people start asking me about her (since I foolishly showed her to eveyone I know). "Prank " my new most hated word

DexxyAlebs:
Still saying "she started first" indicates being childish , apologize without mentioning what she did first.

how do u apologise to someone who isn't picking ur calls, answering the door when she knows ur the one, not picking ur friends calls and telling her friends the story so they call you and abuse you. How do u apologise to such a person. I am taking a lot of ridicule trying to apologise. Well you don't understand what I have gone through this past week

joe4christ:
You messed up big time. You should have broken up with her immediately you regained your consciousness at the hospital. Sincerely I can't take that from any woman irrespective of the velocity of luv I have for her. What if u lost it completely in the process.

Guy, if u go listen to my advice o, kindly free that babe. There's high chance of her not making a good wife, a woman like this can kill and she is so full of herself. I hate selfish laides, she started it, yea she has the right to be angry, but she also should be sincere enough to admit she caused it too. So, if she keeps ignoring you, guy free her, if she comes back, fine. But if she doesn't, bros, move own, your life doesn't revolve around hers, and probably she was never yours. We atimes see signs pointing to the hidden bad attributes a partner possesses, but we often become sentimental on such issues and ignore them only to be faced with them after marriage.

Punder on this, there are better girls out there, you've got to man up less a woman control you and dictate how you ought to live your life.

My $0.2

I intend to do that, no point crying over spilled milk. Will bear the shame involved. But I swear down will be careful with women from today onwards. They don't play fair at all. If I had broken up with her when she did hers, it will be like "just because of this small thing, so someone can't play with u again". Anyway thanks

Many things I have read here has opened my eyes to something. Life is truly unfair. I have never ever pranked a lady before and don't really like that shit. She did it first and it really broke me down. Yet she has blamed me, her mum has blamed me, her friends have blamed me, many here have blamed me and yet till today she still hasn't come to terms with forgiving me. Well in life one must learn to bear some shame and walk away.

Since its all my fault as responses here have shown, nobody wants to see that she pranked me first and that the prank I did wasn't even my idea. I will accept the blames and abuses and move on with my life. Many may not realise it but what if I saw a weapon dat night and I killed her, I will be in jail now still blamed by everyone.

This is why I don't do pranks, yet my first prank cost me this much. Losing someone hurts and sure this hurts me, but enough of me feeling bad about myself. It happened, I am the only agressor, she is the victim. No wahala since this is how the world works. Have learnt a big lesson. Thanks

The yanks will simply "taze" yo azz. Na u go lie down and beg for hand cuffs

Owliver:
beg? if she did wrong why beg her? does your whole existence depend on her puccie?

mtcheeeeeeew

its the shame bro. I have told people about her, shown her to my family, friends and even work colleague. People waiting for wedding bells. How do I face them that the babe is long gone , what if she tells them all this story. Do u know how derepping it will be ?

mrDvO:
I'm curious to knw hw u cud get a bucket load of cockroaches tho...

you need to be involved in a decent research based institution or university. They are consumables. People can supply you a thousand rats , rabbits as needed. If you need such pm me, and I will link you to the man at ibadan who supplies my university. Cheers

colossus2:
A prank is a prank, though you went extreme.
You bragged about you not getting scared over anything which was why she initiated the prank 1st. Meanwhile your "I no dey fear anything" na for mouth.
Trust me there must be an object close by which I would have used in hitting the ghost or witch, sadly she would have gotten herself injured from her own prank.
Not everyone likes roaches, me inclusive. I detest even the creepy cockroach screensaver on people's laptops and phones. It sends shivers down my spine.
You should know how she feels each time she remembers. Still find a way to apologise to her, not sms.
If you truly love her and she loved you before now, only you can find a way to win her heart again.
The gifts you've gotten is enough, it's a waste of time for now. When she comes back to your world, you can get her a plane if you like.
All the best.

thank you. I have truly learned my lesson. Big time

solepager:
Bross...Wetin u dey call for. E don happen e don happen. If you really want her back go to her place and make a tent there for a whole day. The last time I really pissed off my fiance. I went to her place when i was free and knew shes home and spent the whole day with her mom and siblings. She didn't speak to me all through the day. But I made a bit progress with her parents regarding what went wrong. SOMETIMES WE HAVE TO STOOP TO CONQUER

unto the mama call me para me, I dey fear go see the mama. But I might need to summon courage and go beg the mum with my friends. Since all of them don join me go beg the babe, she no gree open door. Or even pick any of our calls , even my guys wey no even dey involved in the prank. I love this babe like anything.

preciousMI1:
first to do nuh dey pain!
hers was worst for heaven's sake. hers could send some one to an early grave...
when she did hers it was fun right? abeg!
To be sincere she and her friends don't regard u else they won't call to to be abusing you unnecessarily.
I only see a situation of payback here... c'mon cockroach and mere rat... OK what if she goes to her grannies house over the weekend and see those rat n cockroaches there won't she stay?
If the relationship taya her OK make she go nah...

thank you so much. Apparently nobody wants to understand how I felt myself. I am 28 and cried last when I was a kid, yet I wept profusely in front of everybody. Something just gave in me when I woke up from fainting. Maybe mine was malicious. The guy told me the rats are used in the lab by students of biological sciences ***** university. And they were safe, for the cockroaches I don't know about them. Well I feel hurt sha at losing her and won't lie about that. Cos till date she only picked my call once to call me a devil incarnate. Its all back to square one for me after telling and showing her to my friends and family. Anyway thanks sha

preciousMI1:
first to do nuh dey pain!
hers was worst for heaven's sake. hers could send some one to an early grave...
when she did hers it was fun right? abeg!
To be sincere she and her friends don't regard u else they won't call to to be abusing you unnecessarily.
I only see a situation of payback here... c'mon cockroach and mere rat... OK what if she goes to her grannies house over the weekend and see those rat n cockroaches there won't she stay?
If the relationship taya her OK make she go nah...

thank you so much. Apparently nobody wants to understand how I felt myself. I am 28 and cried last when I was a kid, yet I wept profusely in front of everybody. Something just gave in me when I woke up from fainting. Maybe mine was malicious. The guy told me the rats are used in the lab by students of biological sciences ***** university. And they were safe, for the cockroaches I don't know about them. Well I feel hurt sha at losing her and won't lie about that. Cos till date she only picked my call once to call me a devil incarnate. Its a back to square one for me after telling and showing her to my friends and family. Anyway thanks sha

EOOJ:
funny...so easy to blame d op. I dont suport wat he did ooo but u shud also know dat he would have collasped or had heart attack wen she did hers......ur talking rats and cockroaches? Do u know wat it means to be pranked wit a witch In d dark Just after watching evil dead at nightHmmmmmm....abegi they shud forgive there self jare...


Op give her time, if she dosent calm down, move on abeg. Its very very painful but men move on...u wud get ova it. Its not the end of the world. Wats urs is urs. No time to cry over spilled milk. Time shall tell....

nobody wants to consider that I fainted, something dat made me shed tears unashamedly should show I was scared to bits, maybe mine was worse, but I didn't even see it as too bad till now. Till date she has refused to forgive me. Or even give me a chance to beg. Anyway I am watching her, like u said, if she is mine she will come around. If she isn't she will walk away. Its hard for me sha . I shall survive

99foxxy:
I swear you went too far, how could you scare her with those dangerous creatures? you could have done something more romantic than such...

I was wrongly advised. Plus I didn't anticipate such reaction since she did one some days earlier. Guess I was wrong sha.

DICKtator:
Wait!


Is this story real?

Are you joking?

Fiction or nonfiction

Clarify this please

if it was fiction, I won't be alone in my house now dying of konji and loneliness. She has picked my call but yet to remind me am a devil. Her heart is made of stone apparently. Good this happened before marriage sha. No lele

ped007:
The most STUPID analysis I have read in recent times.
Bros. U seriously need a brain formatting software in ur head now.

said by a boy who has never passed an exam in his life. Post ur certificate here to prove me wrong. Don't go and continue hawking ur pure water. Dey waste time dey abuse ur papa for nairaland.

Does daura have an airport ? Wonder why this is news. Anyway I am about going to the toilet. Will upload my plane pics too. Mtcheeeew

Jonathan is gently using style to deal with unscruplous elements who took money from him and yet didn't deliver as promised. You all stupidly think its buhari fighting these PdP goons. Jonathan cut a deal for himself and diezani and threw all those he felt stole and sabotaged him under the bus. Mimko is loading gently. As well as others who betrayed oga jona. Meanwhile FFk should learn his lessons that he who lives in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Go home oga and sin no more

BeastAmbition:
Don't Get Me Wrong, I Meant That Zlatan No8 Jersey Has Been Confirmed Whereas The Selling Of Mata Or Not Is Still Inconclusive.

oh ok, well that means mata can always pick another shirt, eg number 10. He had more influence last season than ander and scored more I think. Ibra will produce at least ten goals and dats not too bad for a 35year old. Thus I understand the need to please him with his shirt number demand