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Phones / Re: Introducing Nokia Z2 Plus With Snapdragon 820 Chip And 4GB Of Ram by sumborri: 6:24pm On Dec 21, 2016
How much is this phone please
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Blackberry Z3 For Sale 23K Lagos Only Negotiable by sumborri: 10:17am On Dec 20, 2016
How much will u take last for it. Any issues by the way
Phones / Please Recommend A Good 7inch Tablet Within The Low Price Range by sumborri: 4:15pm On Dec 07, 2016
I need a 7inch tablet. Don't like big tablets , nor am I a phone freak. Just want something with wide screen with good andriod version that won't burn a hole in my pocket. Ny suggestions ? Thanks in anticipation ...... No used phones please
Romance / Help A Brother Solve A Problem. Woman Palaver by sumborri: 4:42pm On Dec 05, 2016
Good evening all, this issue is directed to expert liars and medical peeps in this house . My cousin is in big trouble. I woke up this morning to unusual pings on my phone, bbm, whatsapp etc all bearing a cry for help from my male cousin (married). I have no answers to his issues so whyy not share and wonder at him.

Two weeks ago I met this boy in a fuel station in my town far away from lagos, at first I wondered if I was seeing double as I didn't feel he has a business here. Hhe tried to dodge me but how do you dodge a man parked behind you waiting for fuel on the queue too. Anyway sha I noticed a woman in the passenger side and as I made to greet the assumed wife , he begged me to step aside. Due to myy love for amebo I sha peeped only to see this so called cousin with a well known pretty student in myy school. He tried to explain etc and I told me I saw nothing and heard nofin. But yet inquired how and what he told his wife before leaving lagos for a planned two weeks sojourn. He gave some bull crap story anyway long story short baded him goodbye and left after being served.

Now the facts here is dat, the student schools in a xtian all boarded school. And he told a two week lie and thus they were camped in a hotel In a nearby town. Also this is a man with a dotting wife , plus he himself is a needy man. Thus his wife is the only person who trims his nails , shaves him etc thus the poor woman thinking and knowing her hubby been gone for two weeks with dirty nails (service engineer -heavy duty) she has been reminding him dat she is waiting for him at home with brand new nail cutting tools to pet him when he returns. Yet he woke up this morning after he and the yeye girl has rendevoused tto find his hands and legs properly manicured and pedicured. Apparently he slept like a baby and the girl out of love used a nearby razzor blade to show him love. This is a man whom since he got married has made it a point of romantic duty tto be manicured by his wife, the wife haas bought new tools and is expecting home on wednesday. Yet all ten fingers and toes have been lost.

He has been panicking. We thought of all the lies to cover this glaring evidence of his adultery yet none. Biko if you know any chemical that can help nails grow to full length by wednesday tell us. If you know a good lie that can cover how a man-child lost ten toe nails and finger nails to properly manicured state in an accident biko also say.

Its now he has realised his wife is a special woman who dotts on him, now she is about to catch him. Hhe even blames me for not insisting the student left on the day and I look @him and realise his picture should be attached to the dictionary near the word "FOOL" so we all know how a typical one should look like in society and AVOID THEM.
Phones / Re: Konga Black Friday Has Started!! Hurry And Grab Something For Yourself! by sumborri: 5:39pm On Nov 22, 2016
nightwingjoash:
bro I dey hail ps3 @30k..still interested/available? 350 gb hdd with gta5 and black ops 2
yes bro, very interested send me a bbm invite make we ttalk 27A376F2
Romance / Re: Has Marriage Suddenly Become A Waste Of Precious Time by sumborri: 12:54pm On Nov 18, 2016
Zackpraise:
well said OP dis days Divorce is ringing bell in everybodies Head God will help us
amen, truly isn't easy
Romance / Re: Has Marriage Suddenly Become A Waste Of Precious Time by sumborri: 12:53pm On Nov 18, 2016
Raine80:
Yes because some women are in love with the idea of marriage but there is no love in their marriage to begin with. It's a status symbol.
status symbol is true but then the over dependence on love for sustainable marriage is also something I disagree with. Love is the foundation on could build a marriage upon but many other virtues and needs must be met to make it a success. The idea some are in love with the concept isn't wrong too. Guess its based of societal pressures which without reson defined that a woman has a biological clock. Albeit true its a tragic realisation cos we all as human irrespective of sex are bound by same.
Romance / Re: Has Marriage Suddenly Become A Waste Of Precious Time by sumborri: 12:49pm On Nov 18, 2016
Youngpo413:
Yes, with a Nigerian lady.
bro its a common trend that has no national or tribal borders.
Phones / Re: Konga Black Friday Has Started!! Hurry And Grab Something For Yourself! by sumborri: 12:23pm On Nov 18, 2016
Mustiboy:
you mean you bought a game for #27k? That's the amount i bought my ps3 with two pads and loads of games. That's why I always tell people who own a ps4 to just keep playing the previous version of a fifa game, then wait for a year to get the following one when the price would've been half of the initial price.
bro if u know where I can get the offer you got please help a brother. I need the PS3

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Romance / Has Marriage Suddenly Become A Waste Of Precious Time by sumborri: 11:44am On Nov 18, 2016
Numerous dirty stories on the internet these days. We have all finally grown to acknowledge the futility in relationships (since we will all cheat on each other and clean mouth: hypocrites and liars everywhere) , can we say the same for marriages too ? Has it become a moot and useless endeavour to delve into ?

Well you will smartly say , "if I ask you, na who you go come ask" but in my opinion everything went to the dogs when technology, feminism, african culture bashing and modern trends became subjects and considerations for marriage.

People put so much effort on the perfect pre-wedding photos than they ever plan to put on their marriages, many men are married bachelors and many women are married spinsters: all thanks to social media which encourages 24/7 cheating access via dating apps, whatsapp, facebook etc. Men and women don't need to be in the wrong place and wrong time to be tempted to cheat on their spouses , these temptations are now with them in their personal rooms, work place, kitchen, za oda room via their smart phones which they ensure to password properly.

People are so interested in being and keeping up with the joneses on instagram as well as latest treands learnt via technology that we look upon people with our african beliefs as uneducated non entities who don know what's up.

I have friends who are happily married, I have collegues who don't know what is the latest slang word or instagram trend , nor do they have pre wiwedding photos, bridal showers records , bella naija wddings in their marriage records but yet they are happily married. Living their peaceful lives wherever they find such peace in this hopeless country and I wonder what all the concepts of a modern marriage and its trends has benefitted the union itself.

Anyway as it is now, if u can't keep up with what modern marriage has become, biko stay single. This life is too short to be unhappy nor to make a mess of that sacred sacrament of mariage thanks to your ignorance and western follow follow behaviour

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Religion / Re: The Fraud In Tithing And Sowing Of Seeds......spiritual Charlatan's Creed by sumborri: 2:49pm On Oct 23, 2016
spice123:
Mr OP don't say what you're not sure of. If you're a true Christian and you study your Bible very well not only just going to church on Sundays and listen to what a Pastor says, the Bible itself has said it all. Read Ecclesiastes 12: 13-14.
and where you quoted depicts a direct teaching of jesus christ ? Why not read the post with some understanding before commenting.
Religion / The Fraud In Tithing And Sowing Of Seeds......spiritual Charlatan's Creed by sumborri: 7:19am On Oct 23, 2016
The modern christian perspective preaches sowing of seeds, payment of tithes in cash and many other convinent misteachings. They go to the old testaments and pick out areas of their benefit. They ignore the laws in the book of leviticus but run to malachi to preach tithing.

Yet same people forget that God once loved animal offerings according to the holy book, same charlatans forget that jesus's story and teaching on which the new testament is based never said anything on payment for God's blessing (sowing of imaginary seeds) nor tithing.


Christ himself in his ministry never demanded payment of any kind but lived on the goodwill of the people. He never taught that God's healing or blessings was for sale, he never taught that thosse who do not put their faith in material offerings of money in form of seeds or tithes will never receive the lord's mercy. Yet the charlatans scream to the high heavens that our God who has built many mansions for the blessed in heaven needs our depreciated naira before he blesses us or heeds to our prayers.

The teaching of christ seeks a spiritual goodness, a onesness of the man spirit with his maker. That all men should treat his fellow man as God. Cos we must love our neighbour as oursleves and only then can we claim to love God.

God isn't intterested in our givings on earth, he expects a noble sacrifice of his people and not materila sacrifice, thus to all the sheeples in churches run by charlatans. Our God is not a poor God and seeks not ur tithes and seeds, rather use such monies to better the lives of the poor and needy around you as that's how you can show works of mercy and in turn receive God's blessings.

Heaven will never be sold to the highest bidder, to the wealthy nor to the evrr giving. The story of the widow's mite will encourage you to understand that God sees your intentions in this world rather than your giving of worthless material things.

Happy sunday

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Career / Re: Nwabueze Eucharia, A Graduate Of UNIZIK Paints & Tiles (Pics) by sumborri: 5:35pm On Oct 18, 2016
Repping umu igbo. More grease to her elbows. God will bless her handwork. Yet I don't support this. Our women re special beings. Such jobs are too masculiine for their feminity. These our the mothers of our children nd na society cause this kind thing. Our women should be pampered and given the best in life as God intended. Yet succesive failures in governement are now making men of our lovely ladies and women of our ablebodied men. What. Shame

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Politics / Re: Girl Beaten To Pulp For Publicly Challenging Benue Governor, Ortom by sumborri: 5:49am On Oct 17, 2016
I won't be part of judging female tales. Cos they always start with wearing the victim cloak. Let's hear from other people before we judge.

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Travel / Re: Female UNIZIK Graduate Dies From An Accident - Photos by sumborri: 5:46am On Oct 17, 2016
By the reasoning of some people only ugly people deserve to die abi ? Na real wa for this life sef. Death is an end that awaits us all and thus no need to act all surprised when it visits. What you should do is to ensure you have loved and lived with all your heart here on earth and when death comes it will be a new sojourn to the life beyond. Nevertheless rest in peace the lady in that pic. Hopefully in another life you will live longer and bear more fruit. Cheers

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Politics / Re: Listen To Your Wife, Reps Tell Buhari- Vanguard by sumborri: 5:36am On Oct 17, 2016
Apparently the wife was politically manipulated. Buhari ought to have divorced her for such tyranny. If a wife to a president has lost faith in him and hiss government, who else should keep faith. That's the worst treason that cn occur to any man and should not be taken lightly. Am sure she has seen the folly in her behaviour and would now understand why michelle obama or any other first lady in world history has done what she did publicly. Its a huge shame. Taking his wife's advice would spell weakness and he won't do it no matter how much the advise makes brain. Its male ego and perfectly justified

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Crime / Re: Hired Killer Falls In Love With Target, Demands Sex (photo) by sumborri: 5:30am On Oct 17, 2016
I wonder the type of ikebe she must have had. May God punish whoever wanted to kill a big ass woman. May you never die well since you wanted to kill someone who woulda been a source of joy to many of us in future. How dare you kill a natural when all those with butt pads are walking around fraudulently decieving us on instagram. Anyway thank God the boy lost his sense when he saw her, he knew he couldn't harm the owner of that ass. Abeg police cut him preek and let him go. Push him into the saame woman's room make we see wetin him go use do the fecking

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Celebrities / Re: Lady Got Raped, And Got Her Nude Posted On Facebook by sumborri: 8:50pm On Oct 14, 2016
hahn:


Too bad you feel that way about your mom
hey fUckboy u want to receive slap this evening abi. U better go wipe the floor with ur mum's wrapper cos she equally disgusts me
Celebrities / Re: Lady Got Raped, And Got Her Nude Posted On Facebook by sumborri: 8:49pm On Oct 14, 2016
moiaimi:
please where did u keep ur brains
who is this phool. Seems u need attention. At least u admit I have a brain. Check in between ur stink u will see the brains u looking for.

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