₦airaland Forum

shyling:
Well as a lady I think you should have your but ripped apart

which lady. See this man dey call himself a lady. I know that's what u want. Look for ur type oh. The more u keep quoting me, the customers will be driving pastm sharp sharp face ur pure water sales. Leave man yansh alone. G*y

Haba. My gf ? Better wake up. Its our gf. And in this case you are the other guy. The one she is hiding. I wonder why ur complaining. Please send me her number

mizzbouqui:
Nice write up op, but you said if he no sabi bleep make he go learn abeg for where he go learn? Is there an organization now that teaches one how to bleep nii

why didn't u contest for the miss nairaland. Don't try not contesting next time. Am angry at you

mizzbouqui:
Nice write up op, but you said if he no sabi bleep make he go learn abeg for where he go learn? Is there an organization now that teaches one how to bleep nii

babe, porn movies, books, and also his partner. To be good in bed is all about being open minded. So learning how to have sex goes beyond practise with multiple partners. Don't forget that wetin dey sweet mr A , may not sweet mr B. Thus the man or woman would learn the type of sex that suits the partner

solepager:
Aboki...reread what the OP said. He said make the person go learn outside. He didn't say the partner would the sex tingy.

that post never mentioned learning from outside oh . It just said learning. One could learn from books, videos and not necseeary by one partner teaching it

shyling:
The fact that ladies find you abhorrent does not mean you should kill yourself.... Guys can still tear your ass too give it a trial

now I see where ur intrest in quoting me lies. Oga am not interested. Go look for ur type. If I were gay, you are too ugly to consider. So please leave me for the women who find me abhorent. They didn't complain to you.

datigbogirl:
That means the reason GMB can't investigate his cronies is because he also has skeletons in his closet deposited there by the same cronies.... What distinguishes him from GEJ is dat he's destroying his enemies with executive and judicial power while GEJ was too scared to use the power he had...

Even if GMB is caught redhanded in corruption, he'll use his powers to dabaru everything which was what GEJ failed to do

exactly. U understand why gej was a weakling. Dats a rulers might

solepager:
HE/SHE NO SABI BLEEP MAKE E GO LEARN KWA?

So when she/he learnt outside you'll be shouting slut/unfaithful. Instead make the partner teach am. Se oro ni yen?

to learn mean say, na u go teach am na. Not outside . Haba aboki

shyling:
Obviously a bubble exists in your brain

ok we have heard. Thank you doctor. NEXT Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaseeeee

tiwiex:
They all do. PMB is no saint either. We know the people he surrounds himself with.

if pmb was a sole military adminstrator with no party ties, do you think he would have spared the APC ? I doubt it. He is being limited by party loyalty because this is a democracy and its impossible he attacks his party peeps. Dats what u peeps don't understand

The teachable partner:

We are born different, we look different, our life stories are different, our perceptions are different, our villages or tribes may be different, yet in a relationship or marriage it pays that we are the same.

How can we be the same when we are different. If you live with ur siblings and parents of same blood and yet quarels and disagreements abound, how more when u llve with a total stranger who relationship with u is bound by the intangible trait of feelings of love.

Life is the greatest teacher, learning is a constant process, even when you die , you learn because its a new process and u haven't died before. The same applies to living. We must learn how to live with one another in peace and harmony. Thus everyone must be a teachable fellow. You must be teachable to ur spouse and your spouse must be teachable to you.

To expect that there is a woman or man out there with all the traits u desire is a fallacy. It doesn't exist. This means that like a good workman you must learn to reshape ur partner to be ur best fit. You must learn to admit the learning curve required to be the best patner must be adhered to and done with patience.

She no sabi cook, tell am make she learn, she no sabi clean tell am make she learn, he no sabi Bleep tell am make he learn, he get low ambition, tell am make him upgrade. This isn't synomymous with picking faults. Its rather a fine tuning of ur partner to better fit the relationship model. The ability of a partner to make changes and compromises for you, speaks a lot about his/her overall interest in the relationship.

A partner who is unteachable is a bad sign, indicates an indicies to a failed marriage. And should not be tolerated. Thus do not expect to find all good traits in any man or woman, the concept of prince charming and cinderella is a myth. You must fine tune and build ur partners to better fit your relationship model.

Patience, love, understanding and perseverance is key to acheiving any meaningful result. TGIF

Burn him. Destroy him. Reduce their population. Criminals

shyling:
Y mention her aproko but licker

who is this one wey common spelling you no fit accomplish. Where e dey do you. Na u be voltron the defender of wierdos ? or u just jobless this morning. No make me change am burst caplock on yo ass oh. Go and continue hawking ur pure water.

Audray:
Whatever brah.

looking for male attention everywhere. Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew

Audray:
You have been noticed.Now,havent u got better things to do than whine?

who is this one. Lesbians shouldn't quote me. Do I know u from adam ? No vex me oh

In as much as africans should be ashamed of themselves for being pigs. I suggest madonna should be ashamed of herslef for being clueless

[quote author=Eebrahym post=47321087]Justice for #AltonSterling
Justice for #AltonSterling
Justice for #AltonSterling
Justice for #AltonSterling
Justice for #AltonSterling[/quote.]Why was he struggling with the police ? As much as the behviour of the police to exert maximum response on a suspect without any restraint for it being fatal must be condemned. These policemen are humans with families. Their jobs are dangerous and they get fidgetty at criminals who attempt to harm them. The issues here are clear. Why do the black feel the innate need to resist the police ? And why do the police respond with maximum force whenever the agressor is black or hispanic

One of them is likely estharfabian and audray. Anyway since they don't feel wierd doing that and showing the world. na dem sabi. Na their finger,na their totoo, na their nipple. They have the right to give it to whover they deem fit. Just don't come telling us its right or wrong , or telling us u wanna adopt our children or u wanna wed in our churches. Once those are abided by and ur maddness kept in ur bedroom. All shall be well

datigbogirl:
I just wish GEJ could open the yansh of his opposition when he was still in power, he would have quickly silenced this people.

gej couldn't open their yansh because he was also a criminal. He had his dirty linens which they also knew about. Rather vote wisely in 2019. And hopefully have a better party who will investigate the APC. Its a precedent that nigerians can be happy with if you not corrupt because it helps to reduce the corrupt politicians. Let me ask u, if ur relative was a theif and u were asked to name theives u knew, would u name ur relative first on the list ?

Hahahahhaha, see the queit tone he is now speaking with, no more chest beating. Foolish man. You keep attacking the government and yet he is everything wrong with nigerian politicians. Normally the war of corruption hasn't gotten to state level as we still handling federal. But he has used his foolishness to rope himself in. Other governor theives like uduaghan, orji etc hid themselves so as not to stir the hornets nest. This fool kept stirring it and dumb peeps kept hailing him for playing the opposition. Its no surprise though, nigerians don't know what to expect from theri rulers talkless of the opposition

Vikky014:
hahahahahahahaha
LWKMD

na so. All our ladies are guilty and many men like me are romantically clueless

magnificientzaz:
Lol
Fortunately its even easier and less expensive to be romantic.
Not all babes will prefer nkwobi and shine shine bobo like u said.

hmmmm well will you sha teach me if I applied to your ministry. Am sure others will apply too, but I will focus on myself

magnificientzaz:
Godfearing ( in d real sense not the traditional talk)
Loving
Patient
Hardworking ( like me )
Mr Romantic

hmmmm, truly simple like you said, asides the romantic part. I haven't been able to figure outt how to be romantic. Cos you ladies don't define that expectation. So many of us get confused. And start singing or offering roses when clearly the lady prefers a plate of nkwobi washed down with shine sshine bobo. define urs dear, let's start writing application letters to u.

Mologi:
mourihno abt to destroy man u

get awayyyy

nkemdi89:
Ngwa man sighted!

nkem mba kwa. Meat just should not waste dats my point of view

Drugs: the opium for the weak minded and disturbed

Hope they addedd onions and pepper with a tinge of curry before burning him. That suya can't go to waste. Its no cannibalism, because if u taste his meat, it will surely taste like goat meat. Only a goat in human form will steal from the poor masses in this recession

Countrygirl:
Nothing......let me check yours

hmmmmm. Ok. Maybe if and when u hhave a pic on ur dp we could then admire you. Plus in response to ur earlier question, knowing the likes of one lady could allow a man extrapolate same expectations to other ladies he might meet, with of course slight deviations due to peculiarities of personality

Countrygirl:
Do you want to marry her?

I don't know yet, plus am now very much single and have been advised to move on with my life, thus am searching. Why don't u have a dp

So that large mass came out of her rectum abi ? Idiot feefle. Taking their papa for a ride. Iranu

magnificientzaz:
Plenty things, but simple ones sha

list some of them dear. Let's hear them. Its a good thing they are simple. Waiting to listen

How do we know the wife isn't suffering the effects of karma in her life. Maybe she is the type who slept with other people's husbands and thus its happening to her. Thus would trade no blame becos I don't know the whole story. Nevertheless its a modern marriage. Or modern life style which says , once you feel it , think it, its ok to do it. Bloody idiots