₦airaland Forum

olusd:
Chai! Wetin happen na? That's too much

She will never find peace for extorting me and cheating on me while I served her with all my heart.. I won't be gullible to engage in no sex till wedding night again

UrennaNkoli:
This OAU is the most nauseating and dirtiest university in this rotten country called Nigeria. zero hygiene but they produce not too bad graduates..

University of Ibadan is the best.. Alma mata

SexytorresE:
smh

it's ain't funny... I don't even pray for my enemy to have that kinda dog as a gf

YelloweWest:
Na wa o.

Nothing good at all in him?

she's just a crazy ass cock sucker

I won't t wish a liar and a serial cheat a good and happy ending.. My Ex, may you die of thunderbolt and may you never find happiness in your life kemi..... The bastardized slowpoke can sleep around for world record and charity..

Iyaomolere4:
My trap caught this bush rat yesterday and I did it justice

You just killed your ancestor... U just "re-kill" mama alagbo

*10 COMMUNICATION TIPS FOR COUPLES*

A lot of times, couples get pissed off with each other by the way they respond to spoken words. We can do better if we learn response in the *affirmative* and not in the *combative*. Read the following:

1. *Statement:* I'm really hungry.
- *Wrong response:* Even I myself have not eaten since morning.
- *Right response:* Oh sorry, let's see if there's something you can manage for now.

2. *Statement:* Why don't you try this option?
- *Wrong response:* Why is it that you always find fault with what I do?
- *Right response:* Well, I've tried this before and I think it will work. If not, I'll try that.

3. *Statement:* I want more food.
- *Wrong response:* Ha-ha, rice has finished, garri has finished, and ingredients are almost finished, and there's no sign of salary yet.
- *Right response:* Sorry, please manage that for now; I'll find some snacks for you later.

4. *Statement:* I can't finish this food.
- *Wrong response:* Ha-ha, things are expensive o; and you can't be wasting food like this. You will eat it tomorrow!
- *Right response:* Should I keep the rest for you, or give it out?

5. *Statement:* I got wounded in kitchen.
- *Wrong response:* I've told you to always be careful with the knife.
- *Right response:* Oh sorry, let me have a look. You need to be more careful next time.

6. *Statement:* Are you okay; is anything the matter with you?
- *Wrong response:* Can't you see yourself; what kind of question is that?
- *Right response:* I'm not feeling fine; I think I need some attention.

7. *Statement:* I'll like to eat corn flakes.
- *Wrong response:* No way! It's for the children; and that's for one month! Take garri if you are hungry.
- *Right response:* Okay, you can eat a little. I trust you'll give us money to stock another.

8. *Statement:* Haven't you finished what you are doing?
- *Wrong response:* You are seated there doing nothing and you are asking if I've not finished!
- *Right response:* It will still take a while; can you please lend me a hand?

9. *Statement:* I bought this on my way; I thought it will be useful.
- *Wrong response:* How much did you buy it? What! That's too expensive - wọ́n ti gbá ẹ!
- *Right response:* Thank you; it will indeed be useful. Thanks for the surprise.

10. *Statement:* Handle that thing carefully please.
- *Wrong response:* Am I that daft? You will just be instructing me as if I don't have any sense.
- *Right response:* Yes dear, I will.

*10 COMMUNICATION TIPS FOR COUPLES*

A lot of times, couples get pissed off with each other by the way they respond to spoken words. We can do better if we learn response in the *affirmative* and not in the *combative*. Read the following:

1. *Statement:* I'm really hungry.
- *Wrong response:* Even I myself have not eaten since morning.
- *Right response:* Oh sorry, let's see if there's something you can manage for now.

2. *Statement:* Why don't you try this option?
- *Wrong response:* Why is it that you always find fault with what I do?
- *Right response:* Well, I've tried this before and I think it will work. If not, I'll try that.

3. *Statement:* I want more food.
- *Wrong response:* Ha-ha, rice has finished, garri has finished, and ingredients are almost finished, and there's no sign of salary yet.
- *Right response:* Sorry, please manage that for now; I'll find some snacks for you later.

4. *Statement:* I can't finish this food.
- *Wrong response:* Ha-ha, things are expensive o; and you can't be wasting food like this. You will eat it tomorrow!
- *Right response:* Should I keep the rest for you, or give it out?

5. *Statement:* I got wounded in kitchen.
- *Wrong response:* I've told you to always be careful with the knife.
- *Right response:* Oh sorry, let me have a look. You need to be more careful next time.

6. *Statement:* Are you okay; is anything the matter with you?
- *Wrong response:* Can't you see yourself; what kind of question is that?
- *Right response:* I'm not feeling fine; I think I need some attention.

7. *Statement:* I'll like to eat corn flakes.
- *Wrong response:* No way! It's for the children; and that's for one month! Take garri if you are hungry.
- *Right response:* Okay, you can eat a little. I trust you'll give us money to stock another.

8. *Statement:* Haven't you finished what you are doing?
- *Wrong response:* You are seated there doing nothing and you are asking if I've not finished!
- *Right response:* It will still take a while; can you please lend me a hand?

9. *Statement:* I bought this on my way; I thought it will be useful.
- *Wrong response:* How much did you buy it? What! That's too expensive - wọ́n ti gbá ẹ!
- *Right response:* Thank you; it will indeed be useful. Thanks for the surprise.

10. *Statement:* Handle that thing carefully please.
- *Wrong response:* Am I that daft? You will just be instructing me as if I don't have any sense.
- *Right response:* Yes dear, I will.

*10 COMMUNICATION TIPS FOR COUPLES*

A lot of times, couples get pissed off with each other by the way they respond to spoken words. We can do better if we learn response in the *affirmative* and not in the *combative*. Read the following:

1. *Statement:* I'm really hungry.
- *Wrong response:* Even I myself have not eaten since morning.
- *Right response:* Oh sorry, let's see if there's something you can manage for now.

2. *Statement:* Why don't you try this option?
- *Wrong response:* Why is it that you always find fault with what I do?
- *Right response:* Well, I've tried this before and I think it will work. If not, I'll try that.

3. *Statement:* I want more food.
- *Wrong response:* Ha-ha, rice has finished, garri has finished, and ingredients are almost finished, and there's no sign of salary yet.
- *Right response:* Sorry, please manage that for now; I'll find some snacks for you later.

4. *Statement:* I can't finish this food.
- *Wrong response:* Ha-ha, things are expensive o; and you can't be wasting food like this. You will eat it tomorrow!
- *Right response:* Should I keep the rest for you, or give it out?

5. *Statement:* I got wounded in kitchen.
- *Wrong response:* I've told you to always be careful with the knife.
- *Right response:* Oh sorry, let me have a look. You need to be more careful next time.

6. *Statement:* Are you okay; is anything the matter with you?
- *Wrong response:* Can't you see yourself; what kind of question is that?
- *Right response:* I'm not feeling fine; I think I need some attention.

7. *Statement:* I'll like to eat corn flakes.
- *Wrong response:* No way! It's for the children; and that's for one month! Take garri if you are hungry.
- *Right response:* Okay, you can eat a little. I trust you'll give us money to stock another.

8. *Statement:* Haven't you finished what you are doing?
- *Wrong response:* You are seated there doing nothing and you are asking if I've not finished!
- *Right response:* It will still take a while; can you please lend me a hand?

9. *Statement:* I bought this on my way; I thought it will be useful.
- *Wrong response:* How much did you buy it? What! That's too expensive - wọ́n ti gbá ẹ!
- *Right response:* Thank you; it will indeed be useful. Thanks for the surprise.

10. *Statement:* Handle that thing carefully please.
- *Wrong response:* Am I that daft? You will just be instructing me as if I don't have any sense.
- *Right response:* Yes dear, I will.

iamloyalty:
ha! That one is recent na, Nikiru and peter Edoche are among the main cast, though i dont watch such movie anymore due to their content of demonism.

u remember diamond ring by Liz Benson?

Maduawuchukwu:
Lol. You don sack her?

she's really dead... She had an accident

Adaumunocha:
What of this

she's dead

GrandFinale2017:
really? How old are u?

she's 59...lol

adajoe555:
Hmmm

trust me... Not asking u out, I swear down

Me and my treasure, my heart beat, my jewel of an inestimable value, my mentor, my jewel, my queen and my life wire...

AuroraB:
Don't tell me there's no Nnaa-bros living there

if any ipob go there to sell drugs, that's the end of his life

don4ye:
Monsor..

brodaly

As your boyfriend, u don't expect me buying u expensive wrist watches, paying part of your bills, taking u for shopping, paying for your hair and gain no tangible gift in return, especially on Valentine's Day, u go come carry a stupid one #500 boxers and one useless singlet come and start professing how much u love me... When I was buying you those gifts, u didn't remember I ain't your father who ought to be providing for you in as much as we ain't legally married... Selfishness kill ladies, stinginess and forming kills woman.. Most of you will soon start realizing your faults when the time of menopause is knocking and u ain't married.. That time, bus conductor go toast u, u go free for am cos u wan get babies and menopause is knocking... To get a single man to marry you especially when u are above 35 might be very hard and the chances will be very slim... To all slaying goats calling themselves slaying queens...

don4ye:
Samo ... My hands up ooo..

who is this nah?

Kid, your stupidity is beyond my comprehension..

iamloyalty:
The title of that movie is called witches very horror, i regretted watching it then, patience ozokwor played the main witch.

lol.... Mama oooo

dancok:
pls where can i buy treckers or kito,like to wear it again.

sambisa forest

don4ye:
Mr. Samson

who is this please?

sircrabo:
Remember hanging walkman on my waist with a pocket full of tapes. Lil bow wow, KRS 1, coolio, snoop, bone thugs n harmony

One girl was doing shakara for me then, I borrowed her bf my walkman and saw them chilling with it one day. I made sure I collected it back in her presence for her to know the real owner lol

Then came disc man. Only the bigger boys In the areaa had them

Nate dogg, Dr. Dre. Master P, Jermaine dupri, Toni Braxton - wasn't man enough, Whitney Houston - my love is your love, killing me softly - Lauren Hill ft Bob Marley... Lol... Na WA ooo

Kyase:
haha dey guy no dey joke with money.

My own daddy fit take collect money ontop electric generator .. The man na bad guy...

Kyase:
lol my dad even tax the wives.

Your dad self na omo ita, he go get scope like kilode. Lol

ImaIma1:
I could kill for Tandi Gurana. Who knows what that is?

old woman and an alien spotted... I hail u grandma

Kyase:
haha e be like say your popman na the same generation with mine. Naso e dey my elder ones

they know how to use dead and old school history to embezzle your pocket ..

Kyase:
hahaha. Money for school fees now, my popsy dey do as if na adopt dem adopt me. I have to fast to get half of the school fees

if my papa come greet u, he must tax u, if u go visit am, e must tax and and u must hear the story of 1982 when Dem born you and as u say take #5 go school then and how he first buy vw nettle and peougeout 504 those times

Kyase:
you see. 1k each. Where primary school students now go get that amount

that was then though... Lol.. If u ask papa for 2k to buy fuel to your car now, no history u go hear as hin meet your mama... Lol

Kyase:
okay, N5 then should be N5k now.

like 2k now