₦airaland Forum

Lala247:
Where u think say i dey

You travelled far ooh

Which ministry, commission or a special rehabilitation program be created to handle those in the south east massacred during the civil war?

psucc:
Since power had returned to the north, Boko Haram will reduce their tempo gradually.

You can't say it better. The animals will soon go back to their roost.

Today, we congratulate the winner of the recently concluded presidential election, GMB but Nigerians should not be too quick to forget their copious campaign promises that brought them victory. I hereby list a few of their promises I can remember for now and you are free to add yours.

CHANGE has come and Nigerians awaits:

(1) Turning of 1 naira into 1 US dollar in the shortest possible time, it's a promise

(2) Give us steady power supply asap

(3) Outright wiping out of corruption and corrupt individuals in the country

(4) Brand new refineries which will turn Nigeria into an exporter of refined petroleum products

(5) It's equally time to drive on brand new roads devoid of potholes.

(6) All our unemployed youths should be given jobs immediately

(7) Boko haram to be totally flushed out completely

( Free education to all including feeding of school children, so from next term, I won't bother about my child's lunch or school fees.

(9) 24/7 all round security for Nigerians

(10) Medicare, food and agriculture, pipe born water etc

We are waiting.

God bless Nigeria

sinaj:
I cant do without weed nd fone

Are you not soo young to be smoking weed?

supplebabe:
Stop talking nonsense ! You sorry ass!!!

Shut up! You demented dog!!!

Nickymezor:
Yep!...Any p with dat

No p

Nickymezor:
Hw interesting... Sai B.all d way . Change na the koko finally . it's inevitable too

Are you an APC supporter?

Happy birthday HBG!

uselessgoat:
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REDUCE THE QUANTITY OF DICKS YOU CONSUME MONTHLY AND ALSO TRY SOME HERBS


IT WORKS LIKE MAGIC [/size]

uselessgoat

MrPresident:
lol! tell your friend -
the bus driver she turned down is now happily married with kids
the motor mechanic she rejected now has a big workshop in town, married with kids
the bus conductor she slapped for toasting her has traveled to Europe, married to oyibo wife
the ladipo trader she rejected because he is not a graduate is now married to a banker

life is what happens when you are too busy making other plans

Ladies read

Nickymezor:
This is wat dey call clean hug

With the elbow carrying the dropping boobs!

KwoiZabo:
Had it been its when APC have not started packaging Buhari he would have gone to defend his fulani brothers the way he did when fulani and Yoruba fought in Oyo State under Lam Adesina.

But people easily forget!

Congrats!

VirginFinder:
Proverbs 6:20-33
20 My son, keep thy father's commandment, and forsake not the law of thy mother:

21 Bind them continually upon thine heart, and tie them about thy neck.

22 When thou goest, it shall lead thee; when thou sleepest, it shall keep thee; and when thou awakest, it shall talk with thee.

[size=24pt]23 For the commandment is a lamp; and the law is light; and reproofs of instruction are the way of life:

24 To keep thee from the evil woman, from the flattery of the tongue of a strange woman.

25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.

26 For by means of a whorish woman a man is brought to a piece of bread: and the adulteress will hunt for the precious life.

27 Can a man take fire in his bosom, and his clothes not be burned?

28 Can one go upon hot coals, and his feet not be burned?

29 So he that goeth in to his neighbour's wife; whosoever toucheth her shall not be innocent.
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30 Men do not despise a thief, if he steal to satisfy his soul when he is hungry;

31 But if he be found, he shall restore sevenfold; he shall give all the substance of his house.

[size=24pt]32 But whoso committeth adultery with a woman lacketh understanding: he that doeth it destroyeth his own soul.

33 A wound and dishonour shall he get; and his reproach shall not be wiped away.[/size]

34 For jealousy is the rage of a man: therefore he will not spare in the day of vengeance.

35 He will not regard any ransom; neither will he rest content, though thou givest many gifts.

I love this!

Nurses!

adaweezy:
Nothing would happen to General Buhari has he will complete his tenure
I cover GMB with the blood of jesus...
any weapon fashioned against him shall not prosper
in jesus name

Mr Man, You can't cover GMB with blood of Jesus. He is not a Christian and not for Christ. Mind your words and don't make jest of work of Christ on calvary.

We can get you pure honey from Nsukka. Pm for details

If you still doubt whether Toyota is the best, try Toyota Venza and Toyota Highlander. You will testify that the Lord is good.

OrlandoOwoh:
Are Northerners not part of Nigeria?

We cannot leave Nigeria for the Northerners. No one is inferior and no one is born to rule!

Sorry dear! It's well! Your dream job is on the way and this will be turned to story. Thank God you're alive. Get well soon!

We are the Super lions! Everywhere we roar!

Messi finally messed up the penalty

Penalty kick for Barcelona

Extra 3mins

Yellow card for Fernando

Corner kick for Barcelona

Neymer off, Pedro in

Corner kick for Barcelona

Clichy got red card!

Goal!