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SultanOfPuna:
Hello Mummy, it's your lost son from Umuahia Abia State..
Ma can i Send you my Account number.

lost son indeed

mine was in higher institution then, the lecturer asked us the meaning of "route" and I shouted the meaning in Yoruba as "opopona" Na so one city guy said "see as the one dey talk lyk babalawo (herbalist) which kind conc. Yoruba be that". that's how all of the class burst into laughter including the lecturer self

hopexter:
Frying 5 eggs when I told my guest to feel at home, that shit pissed me off and i was like bro, na you lay the eggs

haha... some peepz sha... so he now use ur word against u .

hisexcellency34:
Not all Corona is virus

Even if Na drink, anything that start with Corona is contraband for me...#we No go jam agbako

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HacheNoire:
I look like him.
Am just taller.
6,4
And more handsome.

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hope u all have a wonderful night.

hummm

samson07:
Buying wood from the locals and selling to these Chinese guys gave me millions. You can always make half a million after every deal. but its a stressful business but it pays. this same business turned me to a traveller, I tour the whole Nigeria, lost me gf due to distance. could teach anybody that would like to learn, I need a partner in the business too I need to expand

can I be a partner sir?

Weedsmoker:


It was metal scraps business,I learnt about the whole idea from a friend.I was moving from place to place looking for condemned iron metals to buy and resell to factories,the good thing about it was that I didn't have to spend my own money as all I needed to do was to act as an agent between buyers.

abeg teach me this na

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hummm... am a learner though

pls his death is yet to be confirmed..though he was attacked by unknown hired assassins on his way to his hometown but no official declaration about his death.

GeneralPula:
The world could be small, but surely it’s wide!

Sure, even people that ain’t smokers have the same vices!

And who told you smoking is socially unacceptable? Smiles

Something wey don become healthily acceptable!

Well,,, it’s all depends on what one smokes!

Some people smokes what’s so dangerous to their health!

Bottom point is-Being reasonable got nothing to do with either one smokes or not!

Mr. Smoker
"The federal ministry of health warns that smokers are liable to die young"

abeg which Whatsapp?

OP, I can't really say maybe u are crazy or not but lemme ask u this, for that three years are u not in any relationship also

bukkysam:
No be US embassy website be this o. This is nairaland full of funny and crazy people. May God send sensible people to comment here


I wish you all the best baba mi

happy new year nairalanders

may God reward u bro and to those that make mockery of u for helping, may them be rewarded accordingly also.

Beosten:
She will leave again. She's back because the other guy is no longer in sight.

The same way abroad guy has someone warming his bed abroad is the same way you're warming the girl's bed in Naija here. We call it "abelejayan".

chaaaiii.... your brain will never rust (ori re koni dogun)

Bustincole:
Enu gbe mo need owo


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I know 2020 will favour me.... can i here u say a BIG AMEN...

amen.... but are u giving up on 2019 already?

please someone should tell me something nah

Teejor27:
Something is probably systemically wrong, she should go see a dermatologist. A GP might not be able to determine what exactly is wrong.

okay sir

ctleurocollege:
Bro cheap bleaching cream caused it

she don't bleached sir

SLAP44:
Looks like skin lightening cream fighting back after many years. I am not a doctor oo

I swear she not a fan of lightning cream. if u see her years back pictures u will understand me, she damn hate someone bleaching. it because of different dermal creams that was prescribed for her makes her face look like that

This same thing did her last year and when she went to hospital, she was giving some medications and it went off after some months. So around October, she called me and told me about the rashes showing up again. She went to the hospital as usual and was giving medication also but since then, the rashes start fluctuating. Now I got to my hometown last week and when I saw her, it seems the rashes has come to stay and it's really irritating her, she was fed up to the extent that she can't go to church today.

Please Doctors in the house, pls help a brother on how to get rid of this rashes on my mom's face. Please

Thankz in advance

Ilovebigboobs:
Wow such a great News.. I just showed my bae dis post, she promised to go 6rounds tonight. Thanks Op
FTC anyways..

oni shina