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I don buy land

dickrider:
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Why dem no use innosson vehicle? i thought the igbos boasted Gej has transformed their automobile industry? yeye dey smell. mtcheeew [/size]

oy u want make the inosson develope fault for middle of d square..cos if dt one happen na d fuel tank dem go 1st chk



Kerry n co go dey smh for us...



Open top keke will be better

Pque:
my friend's girl friend won miss Jos. Irregardless of all d sponsor, support nd encouragement d guy gave her, she dumped d guy immediately she won nd living a greener life. U are on ur own except u are doing dis 4 cash. Certain conditions suddenly changes a person's mind. When money nd power comes, pple start showing the real person they are or some just get power drunk nd lose their sences.

u. Hv said it all..she might v felt she has passd d guy's level..smh...girls...the most complicated beings..hope d dude moved on..I was used n dumped too..someone I lvd more dn myslf..as a student I was even sharing my sch alowee frm my relatives wt d gal sef..no b say I don txt her punny o...I just love am..d babe flt I was too broke for her den moved to d rich maga down town....I swear I cursed d day I met her n I cursed karma to catch her bfr I moved on

teeowl:
does she pay you to campaign for her?

bros u never hear say d gal promise am via whatsap say if she win na free punany for d guy wey dey campaign for am.



Leave d guy mk him do him thing..na him typ gals dey use play ucl match.

free2ryhme:
Why una dey promote wor wor for frontpage


Election don finish we no dey vote

tnk God say no b only me dey tlk say d gal worwor. Brother thn u.



The gal na smtn els

Naughtysite:
What is Twaci ?

ne worwor tin like dat wey even our dog for house fine pass nai d mugu dey campaign for..see her pix sef ugly..nawa o

Nasoso:
Omo I did it n dt ws how I learn 2 bcome a gud boyfrnd...I almost disvirgin person pikin through dose kind play..i chok am e no entr na small tin remain fa.

bros me n u na d same.I dey always play papa for dt kain play sotey each time d play strt n d children don go sch,,I a my wife will b doing romance..I finger am die..n we always acts d drama in their house o..wen her fada n moda no dey..chai e for remain small we for Bleep

wristwatch:
Bros. U don do the needful jawe. If me self leave her sorry ass for important match. Haba nah live match nah. She can wait after it jor.

by nw dt gal go kw say boys fit miss sex for match..


Imagin baka n madrid dey play ucl final n u miss d match due to ur gf.smh oyo na ur case when boys b gistn d match d nxt day..no time for oda tins for me wen it cms to match..if I can skip church for ucl match,who is dt gal dt I will miss match cos of her?

wristwatch:
The screening exercise guys undergo to win a lady's heart is like when an eyeball go through a needle. The thesis, vocabulary, eloquence, and wooing skills of the guy must be sharp and precise.

However the aforementioned attributes is pleasing to ladies but the first thing they do is short listing guys to pass through their rigorous screening exercise before they can say YES to one guy.

Eventually the one they say YES to, they still conduct series of test to get full assurance he is their dream man.

These test are;


Ignore his calls

Intentionally, a lady can shut down her network to the guy by ignoring his calls for a moment( not 2days neither a week, as they guy may quit). The moment I am talking about may be at most a day.

Lukewarm attitude

Also can be referred as mood swing. They show heaven for the guy today and abyss for him tomorrow. A times for no reason ladies grab their emotional nature to punishing the guy for no offence. They nag excessively at him and later show empathy by apologising.


Fail to show up on date

To test his impatience attitude after planning a day for beautiful date, she may show up very late or not show up at all. Though this is very risky but they display it especially when they have been dating him for a long time.

Observing his listening skills

Ladies are designed to talk and can talk through out the day without getting tired. Therefore, they engage their boyfriends into discussion to observe if he is listening or not.


To defend her in public

Ladies can deliberately act wayward in public to see if her guy will defend her or not. The moment he fails to perform his function, her heart may grow cold for him as time goes on.

Claim negative health status

To know the in depth of love he have for her, she claims negative health status to know if he can't continue or not. Well, very risky and too close to call if I may say.

Supporting her dreams

Ladies want guys to be sensitive to their issue. As a result, they discuss their dreams where financial assistance is needed. They do this to send signal that he needs to support her dreams as a way of testing him.


To ignore important football matches

Imagine a guy declining important matches like El classico, derby matches ( for e.g Arsenal vs Chelsea) champion's league final, FA cup final, etc for his girlfriend's attention.... Too difficult to decline honestly!

Ladies are sometimes funny. To have his attention perhaps when a pressing matter arise, they tell him to ignore the match to test if he can drop his passion for them.

Request to switch off his phone during conversation

Some ladies tell their "busy body" boyfriend to switch off his mobile device due to the numerous calls he receives just to have his attention.

na dis match own I no dey pass..



There was a day I was walking wt my new gf..and I forgot arsenal are hosting bayern dat night..


So n d way na..I saw people rushing to d viewing center...I began tinkn which match might b dis important....imediately I heard one of those area nigga shout..if bayern no beat arsenal today make I die..na dia I remember say my beloved arsenal dey play..omo I no waste time tell d gal say I dey go watch match mk she no vex.

Na dia I cross road without lookn back..den after d match I go meet her..


I no go lie..see hot vex she vex for me..n it ended our relationshp...if a gal kws hw much I love football,she should not put mouth o

kuuljay:
give am belle first,then the negotiations go easy for you

na dt one sure pass

datguru:
Sure say you dey PH ?

no mind d guy..this ph wey hold up full anywere u turn frm 6am to 1pm den hold up strts frm 4pm to 10pm n d guy say ph easy?


Na too much oil company dey cause d gra gra cos every tom dick n harry wan find job for ph come over shoke my city..



If u can survive in ph






U can gt 95 percent survival in lasgidi too

Ekiseme:
Lol

this one na odogwu,police can't do this to the main masquerades

this is my village masqurade in rivers were I cm frm..ogba egbema nndoni lga...


We call it mmawu..






I miss village life aswear





Its been 10 years nw ooo



Never gone to my villa since



Smh




Village wintch dem full dia


Isukwa comunity in nndoni district

emusmith:
This miniature campaign 'helicopter' was seen this afternoon outside the main gate of the University of Uyo ahead of the forthcoming Presidential/Gubernatorial elections. It was actually built by a student of the University of Uyo. Well done to him. More exclusive photos after the cut..




http://lindaikeji..com/2015/03/lol-see-campaign-helicopter-spotted-in.html?m=1

smh nairaland n copy copy en.,somethn v seen in linda's blog dis morning na nw e dey enter nairaland?




Seun linda kw something pass u wey nairaland dey follo linda for back d way man city dey folo chelsea for back?



Smh I tire for all d post wey dia source na from linda blog..smh

Oyel:
Gan gan!!


*that time when watching a movie and you see the actor and boss gearing for a face off*

u won't nEed a babalawo to tel u that its d epic fight of all fight..



When I dey watch film n dem don reach dis level n nepa cm tk light..





E dey pain me en

Sekem sekem ahhhhhh shoki ahhh shoki






Mukina I sekem pass u..





Gunnas for life

I need pix frm each of d staduim

Empredboy:
31' Ejiogu Chijioke (Enyimba) makes his first
save of the game. He parries away Anthony
Abuwula's rocket from 40 yards. Enyimba
0-0 Bayelsa Utd

so dis chijioke still dey keep..



I remember when he wass in dolphine always gvn enyimba hard times while in ph club..






D guy is good



And he was much younger then.




I can also remember wen he was super eagles no 3 after enyama n dele aiyenugba

taiocol:
why won't I blame them, 200, 500vip

d price should b decreasd to 100 naira as we do pay in vewing centers here in ph

[quote author=taiocol post=31889260][/quote]send me a pix of today's own

taiocol:
since after them give aba boys Free tickets for match day 1,stadium always empty.





that day more than 12000, fans enter stadium.

no free ticket today?





Pixcture pls abeg

Hw is d crowed like in d aba match

abbey37:
I watched this fight and sincerely that guy is a good fighter technically he his sound but his fitness level is very poor for a 12 round bout and that was his opponent advantage, he started quiet well cos he had knocked down his opponent with the first 3 rounds he only needs to work more on his fitness and endurance if he would succeed as a boxer.

bros u didn't lie o....d guy started well lk I said but began tiring out frm round 6....if he had kept d tempo he would v won bfor round 9..



In d 1st 3 rounds,,ni was tinking "this guy is good" wt his fast blows..


But his opponet took advantage of his fittness tht was y he was felled 3ise in 12 rounds...

centmichael101:
Why not ask him that face to face!!

u wnt mk I chop upper cut to kw d him awnser?

ITbomb:
He should try his luck as a bouncer instead

wicked

NewsEmpireNG:
No comments till i see the pictures! ......Waiting

oga see pix o

RickRichards:
Lol...dude isn't fit for boxing. Has to burn some calories.

people must v been decievn dis guy in d bar palour because he mistakenly gave a guy upper cut in d bar palour dats y they said he should join boxing


I chkd d guy stats


It reads


Playd 2
Win 1
Lose 1 n he is 29





He no go better for dt person wey decirve am go boxing me sef I go use dis dude shine small

RickRichards:
Pic?

see pix ooo

I was watching gotv boxing night and wat I saw made me laugh..




With this kain belle dis giu wan box?



He started brightly but startd tiring out right from round 3...by round 7 he has been felled twice and couldn't continue..



He managed frm round 8 via time wasting.always backing off as to avoid d fight..


By round 10 d dude was turned into punching back and his beating was almost like the beating samuel peters received




He was fighting a more expirenced boxer a 41 year old man and he was 29...









It would take just one mayweather punch on dat belle to mk d dude vomit all d nkwobi n origins he took befor chosing boxing



Below are pixtures I too frm. D tv

Hw is d crowd in d stands?pix pls.. The home team will not win dis one..








Up






Iwuyanwuuuuu

Lemme see d crowd 1st