₦airaland Forum

sosanova:
[size=14pt]U n ur Janja-weeds family are poo to d Nigerian nation, u belong to the janja-weed republic of Somalia, come out n start riot u no fit u dey there dey type thrash, come start riot make soldiers waste 24 bullets for ur chest, Sebi u bi man, Nigerians are waiting for u n Amaechi to start the riot cos of Election postponement,
Mumu like u, u be correct Grade 1 talented monkey made in China but refined in Somaila
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see finishing!!! Bar man give dis guy 3 bottles of orijin..


U don win..



Real finishing..




I pull cap for u

Twaci:
I just dey observe two of una.

baby oku..me I gallant ooo

vickertony:

don't b stingy...pm me her watsp contact wen u do receive am.no Bleep up o.

vickertony:
can i add u on whattsapp

na like this love dey take start o...bros u dey enjoy dah gal attention o...tel d gal to reserve small for me nah

kay29000:
lol! Maybe d lady likes u and is trying to get your attention.

bros reason d matter na...hw a. Lady above 28 will be eyeing a guy of 22? Mbanu..



I don't ball like dat or na if I want her money only...



But I v conscience abegi.

kay29000:
lol! Maybe d lady likes u and is trying to get your attention.

small boy like me en me wey dey 22 n d lady smhw dey 28 oboy e no mk sense na

My own b say..






Every morning I go dey trek dey go bus stop to enter cab go wrk....




As I go dey trek na



Na so I go hear



Pimmmmmmmm
Pinnnnnnn
Pimmmmmmmm





I lookd up just to see dis babe of not less dn 28yrs wt her venza be blowing horn for me to clear road.I felt insulted......

Shey na because ur maga dey pay abi?abi u no see were to pass?na my side u see pass?


It happens most monday morning by d same lady..cos we stays at same street....d road dt leads to d junction frm our street is narrow...


Me wey still dey hustle hold enough money enter sch nai dis babe go dey intimidate me wt her venza..




Make I jam her on monday n she try dah rubbish



Casala go burst dt day...

Sia sia boys beats warri wolves 2.1 today at same abuja stadia...one thing I noticed abt d staduim is d electronic advert board....not fully around d perimeter of d pitch sef...


And d grass looks ok...but a bit brownish due to dry season up north..







That atlectic tracks need renovation....asap

Unibenstudent:
or I should help u check it abi?

two of una dey disturb for this thread.$










Mk una kari una chat go priviate

Who is she












Were I school




We don't know her





I didn't school in france












I don't kw her because I schools in








Turkmenistan

SkydaDGreat:
e be like say....agbo come get malaria that day, and he was writing exam. if I remember well.

u current



No be lie...shey I get d first paragrah story?

Gandoki is now a boko haram member



Edet no longer goes to sch...he lives n works in canada with kids


Bisi now drives a range rover evoque..she now has a maga.



Agbo no longer lives in lagooon...he live in london and he is the CE0 of Agbo oil company



Edet no longer lives in calaber..
He now lives in germany with his wife





Ali is now d chief campain director of our president..smh





Bola is now married to an oil tycoon
She now owns a shopping mall in dubai















Oya make una add una own





Indomie generation. Keep off

Geophem:
u fogot u wrap ur textbooks wt news paper so ur junior ones can use it

those days it was a must for me to wrap it wt news paper or our expired wall calender..choi

SkydaDGreat:
mehn those days, speedy biscuit,I chop am tire....at times I dey lick am self.......anoda one like DAT..I don forget the name of biscuit but we dey call kpako biscuit.....the tin hard die.
I nor bin like book DAT time....but I nor fit forget agbo, edit, simbi and Ali.
those days mehn......I miss them.
then e get one time wey agbo brother mike came back from London and gave agbo a camera. I can remember that.
I go like read all those books again ....intact buy them again....and keep them xo that in my old age I can read them and be happy.

agbo lives in the town of laggon which is not far from ibadan....he went to primary sch...he was in primary four...every one loves agbo because he was always happy and friendly

Agbo was a lucky boy because his parents were rich...agbok's father bought him a watch and he was very proud of it


One day agbo wake up very late
He looked at his watch..-it was 7.30am

Quickly agbo ran into the bathroom...took his bath,wore his uniform and ran out of the room for sch


He was quite to meet his mother in the sitting room

Mum=good morning agbo,v u had breakfast

Agbo=i am very late for school


Bla bla bla..

I was made to memorise this line from the 1st page of d book..cos dt time mum was strict en..I even fear my mum more dn d teachers cane wen it comes to book..

I was barly 10 then after 12 yrs I still remember that line...choi

The power of mothers..






RIP mum

Creamish:
more..

https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu9mb1LEM81qhmi8d.jpg

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the book "without a silverspoon"I so loved it en





I still read that book....















No time

Creamish:
I also used this one..

www.nairaland.com/attachments/892973_a20onward_jpge7fd14a9d6b82dac8466784763b79798


Sometimes we r made to number d pages so we dont keep taking dem off from the centre page...lolz...then u'd see an 80-leaves book looking like its just 30-leaves..

1st tin I do after I bought a book back then na to number all the pages..



If I keep my book for one side go break cum back na to check all d numbers again...if I see any Bleep ups


"Na who tear my book"

Na d word go 1st comout bfor queens english...


Childhood sweet gan



Aftr all the struggles with that coloured writtning book... My hand writing is still italic like..

V u seen my childhood...chai d good old days shey when life was simple.....

Nickymezor:
Lol

cn I hv ur whatsap pin?

Nickymezor:
kk 3 cubes was thinking na 10

haba 10?? U want make I carry diabetes?

Nickymezor:
LOL... Aaaaah d cubes of sugar dey too much nw. Haba. Na so u dey drink ur own??

baby e no too much o....

10naira suger here na 3cubes na



N besides na 2cups of garri na



U kw say u don b my nairaland girlfriend na

Nickymezor:
Abi ooo.

u dey mind d op...abeg darling coman folo me and goan drink garri jor.....







Madam joy abeg gv me two cups of garri with 10n suger and 20 naira groundnut for me and this gyal wey u dey see so........

Nickymezor:
seems u read my mind dude. That was wat i was expecting to see sef. Anyway OP i can eat them wit him nw. No biggie in doing dat

the op missed...

It should av been garri.. The thread will mk more sense if it was garri posted above.

I opended this thread to see garri and groundnut with salt







Disappointed




Maize sef n pear d chik go even gv u peck




Like if u tink it should v been garri and groundnut..








Any gal that soaks garri wt me now that am still hustlin will surely enjoy my wealth skata














Team garri













Click like if u tink it should v been garri

No matter how preety they will look when going out...









































Dia











To






To






Go still dey smell like rotten egg.














Talking from fingering expirence

andyanders:
Listen, the represent your mother and your father and they cannot abandon you. Because God Almighty will continue to be there for you and your sisters and I see a very great family in the future within your siblings. Always commit your life to God and the snake issue, if I were you, seek a true man of God to pray for your family. God is in control hence your sister saw the snake during the day.
What if the snake crawled into your room. So God is in control and no evil one will destroy any of you.

tanks for the encouragement

Rolexol:
hmmm...u seem look alik but d middle sist..ar u sure she is one of u or frm anoda mother to ur dad?

we r all frm same parent

AbuMikey:
No wahala,.....E go enta FP b4 2pm 2moro!!!!
Make sure say u gimme their BB pin immediately e enta FP oo,cos I need to pray with them!

dis tin nver still entr fp? Chai seun e b like person go old. Bfr e see waitn him post wen him bin young for fp o

sobastical:
Sorry ooo, mr solicitor na there you go old...lubbish

bad belle is allowed...shout out to my sisters...I just wantd it to appear in fp so my sisters will kw hw much I love them...wats d big deal?

AbuMikey:
OP Ama Pope! Gimme their contacts!





Be Nice

bro this is 2015 since dis thread nver entr fp? I bin dey 100 level when I post this pix nw I dey 300 level he nver stiill enter fp

Cashkhiid:
E neva enta frontpage??

bros na na 2015 e nver still enter