₦airaland Forum

demelza:
This one wey u dey beg for frontpage, I hope you get stamina to withstand Nairalanders bad mouths. In case u no know, some of dem no well so expect anyhow comment.
Blessed are you among women jare!

ok sir

duni04:
you and your sisters are not front page material

post a pix of u n ur sisters let's compare which is fp material

inme:
If dem put am for front page wetin go con happen? Rubbish. love-vendor like you

Make i see the MUMU mod wey go put this track for front page

bad belle is allowwed

I don too drink coke n fanta since xmas day till nw o...no day go pass wey I no go use drink wash down waitn I eat..oboy abi na gal..tanks for d info..

During my sleep last night







I dreamt buhari was playing



















"U too dey bless me" by frank edwrds















Then I faced to other side of the bed










And another dream came,this time it was
















GEJ
















Praying for peaceful election next
Month....... I overheard him say "father,let ur will be done"......if Its ur will for me to rule again...so be it....if its ur will for me to leave.....let it be done....










And I overheard sambo say





Amin frm a meters away










Then I heard osibanjo telling one of his aide.



"Guy u see dah song wey my oga dey play so"na me tell am to play am cos election don reach....me sef know hw people dey tink of my oga as a fanatic.........na part of our electoin strategy...






I woke up frm my sleep......



Then I tnk God for reveling in me who to vote..














GEJ till























































Twenty
















Ninetheen

Worried about his life...ifa hear.....




















Na the money them dey worry about


























If anything happens to their house boy..





















Top get another house boy like am go hard























In other word...












The topic of this thread should be
































Apc worried about ameachi's houseboyrism...

Make I book seat for this vewing center...I dey cum ma go buy gala and la casera to enjoy d game..hala gunnears

Good

overlord77:
PH by far is.the worst city I have ever lived in. Everything about the place is so.freaking annoying. What beats me is that this is an oil city, huge shame. Thought Lagos was rough but this town, is horrible. The traffic has.no pattern or timing unlike Lagos, the people themselves are so lawless, uncivilized and rude, gosh!

All in the name of hustling that doesn't make sense cos they don't generate as much IGR as Lagos, mscheeeww. Just my opinion though before una awallow me.

oboy chill..if u don tey fr pitakwa like me....u no go complain......pitakwa n lasgidi hv d tru naija spirit,

After the traffic at oil mill....traffic at artillery...trafic at airforce....traffic at rumuola...traffic at waterlines....traffic at mile one...all in a day in port harcour....mehn I can't sleep..if u r coming to port harcour frm d aba road axis..abeg hold enough money for gala and la casera in each of the hold upsm.........bfr leaving ur house to the roads in port harcourt...make sure u hold enough gala money for each of the traffic under hot sun..











Born n breed in pitakwa..

HopeAtHand:
You dnt have to explain anything??

U shouldn't be afraid to defend ur opinion..all i wanted is for you to make ur opinion easy for literate minds to underatand but u couldn't becos u feel u can come online and start typing trash at will.

If u are not careful, u will carry this rubbish lifestyl of urs and put yourself into serious problem.

u wnt understand

HopeAtHand:
Please kindly explain the bolded.

I dnt hv to xplain anything.

passionate88:
A true Riverian man... Weldone

tanks bro....

I will vote peterside in feb...and oga jonah in d presidential election..I just cnt vote for buhari.d ikwerres are turning to the northern nigeria of rivers state...dem and dia born to rule maentality..am not a party man..to hell wt apc or pdp..up peterside...sai goodluck....when my kinsman odili ruled...I was so ashamed of his achievements...ameachi came and tried....n he is an ikwerre...and wike ikwerre....not again...I feel for the waterside clans.they r d real owners of rivers state

Back then when we were young...we were having turns to wash the dish at home...my own turn is to wash the dish after lunch..mehn and I so hate washing aftr lunch that after about a month I began forming illness. Wen lunch tym is coming...my mum keeps my own food till I felt like eatn..I only gets up frm d bed to eat wen my bro has finished washing all the plates they used for lunch on my behalf..afte a week of my antics..my bro noticed that am always pretending to b sick...na so one day e enter my room cum say "u tink say I be mumu,u tink say I no kw waitn u dey do" na so I vex small cum exercise my seniority to am small..na so e take report me to dad.omo I chop koboko that day.na frm that day I learn say...no food for lazy man

Washing pot that got burnt rice or beans scrabs in it...washing more than 5 plates......waiting for food to done wen am seriously hungry...

Wittylens:
Of course Na..


If APC like they should give me one pot of rice..


I go chop am ,Use Orijin Wash am down , Clean Mouth And Vote For GEJ...


Yes , Nigeria Needs Change ! But NO , APC / Buhari Cannot Change Nigeria. it will still be the same old shit!


The person that will change Nigeria is not in our generation. He hasn't been born.

So its #GEJTill2019

if wike like make him send people to cum drop rice n money for my door step.na apc I go vote dat day.and if amaechi like make him drop big bag of rice and cow for my backyard say ma vote apc for the presidential election...na gej I dey vote.time to play this politicians them wayo too.

C as the money fine like say na eruo.naija fit copy tins but to copy good leadership frm oyibo them dey hard us

SavageGarden:
That stadium might have not been recognized by FIFA yet

bt atleast u knw say d man build staduim wey get roof all over wt better seats wt back rest

Op were us d new ph stadium. Ameachi built.that's 45k capacity stadia wt fllod lights n good acitecurals...op google the pix

As for me wen I dey hungry small n broke.na to head straight to one aboki suya joint so.if I sseee say two or more people dey in line. Na my luck b dat o.I go go d mallam tlk say gv me txt.d mallam go say na hw much u wnt buy I go say 400 naira own.as soon as I chop d txt finish dey wait for the mallam to slice the oda person own bfor my own.na dia I go form call take style comot dia dey go .I don text free suya.then I heads to the nxt mallam on sight to do same. N the nxt n d nxt till am full.I dnt go to same mallam after a week.sharp ph guy lk me.

cramjones:
While the PDP continue to sell their forms to their "aspirants" We have some questions for them:
[b]
1. Who is to gain politically if the entire North-West is ravaged, and declared insecure for voting? Who really gains politically?

2. Why did the late Azazi claim that PDP was behind Boko Haram? And why did his Helicopter crash mysteriously?

3. Why is the President romancing Ali Madu Sherrif? Why has there been no formal investigation launched since the Australian who accused Ali Madu Sherrif of funding Boko Haram spoke out?

4. Despite the killings, bombing and kidnappings, why haven't the Federal Government done anything to Senator Ndume? Why is he still holding a position at the senate, despite the overwhelming evidence? If I may add, why is he being tried secretly?

5. Where is the John guy that DSS caught trying to blow up radio house 2 years ago. He said he worked for the DSS, why haven't we heard anythinng about him since then?

6. Why is Orisejiafor involved arms smuggling and why is Pastor Adeboye defending him, what link does Adeboye have with Orisejiafor? On what basis as regards evidence is Pastor Adeboye defending Orisejiafor? Or is it because both pastors are good friends to the PDP and the President?

7. Why did the Federal Government debunk claims that girls were kidnapped?

8. Why is the United States not sharing intelligence with the Nigerian Government?

9. Why did Boko Haram try to kill General Mohammadu Buhari?

10. Why did the Federal Government lie about negotiating the release of the girls with Boko Haram, when in actual fact, only yesterday, the third Shekau stated clearly that the girls were married off and no talks went on? Since then 3 bombs have gone off killing over 100 people (Remember they "killed" Shekau twice, now we have a 3rd Shekau clone)

11. Why Borno? Could their be any links to the rich uranium deposits and oil discovered in Borno? Could it be that there are covert foreigners involved without any control of the Federal Government? Could it be that they are using the violent political rift to perpetuate their own evil?

12. Why has the Federal government failed to win the war against an ill-trained army of not more than 10,000, despite having an army, airforce and navy numbering over 100,000 with fighter jets and high grade military hardware?

13. Why are the army chiefs all fat?

14. How did Ihejirika have accounts with ten of millions of dollars? What was his salary as a chief of army staff?

15. Why is President Jonathan wanting to collect a $1billion loan when our defense spending during the period Boko Haram murdered the most hit $8billion?

16. Why are APC members labelled as Boko Haram sponsors? We are the opposotion, wouldn't the government score a huge political point and turn the public and the world against us if they can provide some evidence to their claim?

17. Back to Ali Madou Sherrif, why did he move on to join the PDP? Is he trying to escape from something? Recall, we had a party meeting while he was still in our party, and Bola Tinubu told him speficially that we had all the evidence on him as one of the sponsors of Boko Haram.

18. Did $20 billion get missing? Would Sanusi Lamido Sanusi make such grave allegation against a whole president? If it did get missing? Where is money, who and who has spent it? That is a lot of money!

19. Why has president Jonathan failed to fish out those he said where Boko Haram members in his government? He specifically said they were in his cabinet? Who exactly do we have as a Boko Haram minister?

20. Finally, why the president's men pressure Henry Okah to blame the very first bombing in Nigeria in 2010 on Northern elites? Why did the President refute MEND's claim of bombing, whilst pressuring Henry Okah through Oroto Douglas (presidential aide) to deny the bombing and blame it on Northerners? [/b]

-CramJones

oboy u get time this morning o,..,,,,i no read ur long post fininsh i just tire cos e cum boring

hala dolphines.....let swallow this aba boys raw

drered:
You think this is funny? Retard.

mr pls respect ur old age n dnt quote me unless thunder will fire u

for the 1st tym i will say..:..................................................................................................................................................................................................................gej is working...

as for me......i bin dey for one public transport so for ph....we cum reach that airforce hold up for dis hot sun....d holdup no gree move,,,,,,,na so one passenger messsss.......omo see smell....na so i kari get asthma till the air clear....but i bin don gv one gal asthma bfor......i bin dey come bk frm wrk.....i enter keke,,,,as d keke dey move na so mess cum out frm my backsyd,,,,omo n na 4 eggs i chop dt day o.....d keke man never move reach half slf na so d smell discharge one gal frm d keke...omo me sef cum dey form" na who mess here na'

those days wen the 2 teams were the main stay in d league,.......i love watching them shey.....am a pitakwan and dolphine is my naija team......enyimba is my num two....dia rivarly strong gan that tym o,,,,,for d leauge n fa cup..................as this one dey nairaland front page.....e b like fans go turn out wel wel small....,,,,,,,,,,,,,i for go watch d match but i gt service to go by 5pm......that tym wey enyimba dey like battle al alhy....ismailly...........coton sports....accra hearts of aok......asanti kotoko..........enyama bin dey dia.......... That tym wen dolphine bin dey do same wt oda africa teams......chijioke ejiogu bin dey dia....i sweari gan that ejiogu keep pass agbim..abi una don forget dat fa cup final btween dolphn n rangers wey chijioke catch most of the pk wey rangers play.....and that mikel brother wey bin dey play for rangers just bin dey chop pk goals like agbim....dat tym naija league bin dey sweet me lk epl...wey e b say i no dey miss any naija league match wey dem dey shw for tv....as for today...........na draw soup go sure pass..but i rep team dolphine

donigspain:
Sharks and Dolphins still exist?

Especially that Dolphins wey no dey gree Enyimba to beat them in those good ol' days of Enyimba dominance.

bros in those days i watch npl every sat sef......dolphine n enymba matches were like madrid n baka....i tell u dia rivary bin strong gan

tttt

incase rrrrrrrrrr

i smell front roww