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sladimeji:
#black manba ......u beta call dem for village say u don see dere handiwork

bro I gree wit u..this na d 2nd time we don kill black snake inside our house.d 1st time we packed outta dat side to this side again another snake...were ever mumsi n popsi dey nw weda for heavn or hell..them must see this picture..

Editor1:
@Op, call all ur aunties and uncles. Any one wey no answer or not reachable in the next 24hrs...


just know dat u have killed a relative !

I dey suspect them because e don reach like 10 yrs we go our village due to some issue this is the 2nd time v posted a topic abou a snake I killed..check my nairaland profile


Some people are workind for our downfall..but God pass dem

EroticAngelina:
blood of Jesus!!!!!!

it covers us amen

Amein:
oh boy!na for sambisa forest you dey live

no o..u kw say we dey rainy season..snake fit enter anywere so dt rain no go use flood wash am throway.

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Enegod:
did u cook it?

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Godforbid

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Nomzylicious:
K

see pic

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With gratitude to God,I rejoicefully announce the painful murder of a cursed creature in our kitchen this morning...


My sister was preping breakfast,she opend a cupboard to grab a moter pistle for grinding,she placed her hand on a cold object..as she was about to look what it might be,viola..the snake jumped outta the cupboard and my sister activated the usain bolt in her..

As I heard "snake"na so I swing to action.I called my home boy to help..we planned for it before going for the kill..he went in and I stood at the door in case the snake evades my guy to the door,it will see hell from me..that was the plan..my sisters were outside doing wat gals knows hw to do best in situations like this...eg..calling who is callable on the phone about the latest developement..


Back to the kitchen matter...my friend saw the snake coiled in a corner with its heavy pot belle like person wey drink orijin for village come transform into snake to come find our trouble...


But God catch am


#Godwin


Picture below


Is it a mamba?

Freemanan:
Who?
ECO?
They can't treat you well... It's the opposite of treating well o bros...

ur case is suffering and smiling..my guy just port to lesss stressful banks..eg unity,heritage,sterling..ibtc..keystone...uba....

Dis topic have potentials


















Plots of land not for sale

Freemanan:
Lwkmd That's GOOD thinking.... ECOBANK tho

good for u..are they traetn u well?

Freemanan:
Heritage bank?
Bro you are brave

yes ooo..no fear allowed..they treat me better dn all dis bigger banks....even though I dnt v 6 digit n dt particular account,,they treat me like am their only costomer..unlike 1st bank dt dnt care abt my personality

flames007:
see dem una neva hear say no food for lazy man anyway,my own na
0167904433
GTB

ole..1st come 1st serve..after he send my own I just pray mk he tell u say e no gt ur own,,I wan see hw u go feel.u tnk say sch life easy

tellwisdom:
Na your airtel number be that??

na my heritage bank account num

tellwisdom:
You dey kiyaze for head ...U wan use my money go fucckk asheewo

bro no mind dt guy me b student for RSUST 2403401792


Help a poor guy here.thnks


Heriatge bank

tellwisdom:
You dey kiyaze for head ...U wan use my money go fucckk asheewo

bro no mind dt guy me b student for RSUST 2403401792


Help a poor guy here.thnks

kalufelix:
kalu Felix .C
0008624160
Diamond Bank
Help a poor brother...

bro no be only u..2403401792
Heritage bank..help a very poor brother here too

JeffreyJamez:
Because?.....

u dnt kw dt I hv connections here in nairaland
I myt gt u banned for a month try me if u dnt blv or ask ishilove

JeffreyJamez:
I go spit for your eye o...

nw tel me sorry

JeffreyJamez:
Look at this insolent basta.rd o..... .....I dey my own jeje you quote me dey knack teeth... abeg swerve..I no get joy this night, body dey pepper me.

boy una no get celing fan for house? Use that tie u were go church on sunday tie am for d fan den put am for ur neck...and go and die...I thief ur gf wey u come dey pour ur vex on me?

JeffreyJamez:
Look at this insolent basta.rd o..... .....I dey my own jeje you quote me dey knack teeth... abeg swerve..I no get joy this night, body dey pepper me.

boy una no get celing fan for house? Use that tie u were go church on sunday tie am for d fan den put am for ur neck...and go and die.

fF01:
forget dah guy, wen a 3 bedroom flats ar selling for 15 - 20milli for outskirts in abuja! nt to talk of central areas.

he dey dream..imagin d guy mention land,3 bed room,boys quater. All in 10m? Kikikikikikikikiikik I laugh in west germany

JeffreyJamez:
What's this one saying?!

must u insult..slowpoke

kennygee:
20m biko.

20M that I can use 10M to buy land in Abuja, build a duplex and boys quarters that I would put up for rent.

Then invest 10M in business.

nd u think 10m can do all that in abuja? Let me tell u..dt 10m can only gt u half plot of land in abuja..

If u invest dt 20m wisely..in 2 years time u can go to d u.s etc to cut business deals for that ur investment back in naija..before u kw It..viola u have a base in u.s and nigeria..so for me the 20m is sure.

Na 24 b dis..d write ups sound like that
Just see the other paragrapgh tht sounds like "Chappel. Was informed 20 min ago before the bomb went off,he refused to act.."

Dis ogar dey act nina part



Who dey do jack bauer?

Airforce1:
Marry her and have 100% rest of mind
The challenges gonna be there.... but she's not gonna cheat

wey ur correctional album Abi u don finally gv up on music?

Go and marry her na cos
She's such a diva She's such a diva

vizkiz:
buhari: tom, get me CTU, tell them I want an update on those suspects in their custody

Bill: this is bill bicanon,(please hold for the president) hello Mr present

Buhari: bill what is the latest report on those suspects in your custody?

Bill: none sir, agent bauer is yet to report here. We have been trying to reach him,but his channel has gone dark

Buhari: what? This is unacceptable!! Find bauer!!! And I want you to teach the public everything on how to identify a suspected sucide bomber!!!!!!

Bill: yes Mr president I'll do that right away sir, but I'll need to go through division

Buhari: I don't care whatever or however you do it, just get it done!!!

The following takes place between 6pm and 7pm. Events occur in real time. . .

this my guy here don watch 24 die..me I dey season 5..


But y can't we creat our own ctu in each state..like ctu lagos.ctu abuja will be dividion ctu borno will be to us wat ctu los angeles is to d yankess..all our agents r going on 2 years training in d us...they should not forget to ask dat jack bauer a few question..

And above all our army n police should not interfer but can co ordinate wt ctu

Baby u too set ooo

Baby u too hot ooo


U such a divaaaaa

U such a divaa ooooo ahhhhhhhh
U such a diva
U such a diva
U such a diva
U such a diva
U such a diva
U such a dive

Baby oo

U too set ioo



I swear to god I can write better song dn diss



Ur director needs hot slap


Its an insult to we nairalanders

Do u kw hw lng we waitd


Upload dt gal pix mk we see weda she is such a diva


Repeatition na 20 percent the remaining one na typical naija beat


Dude dnt follo d crowed
Mk d crowed follow u by trying to b diffrnt..



Now this hw it should be done




#intro


#tune


#oh baby

U such a diva
U such a diva







#tune


Have never met someone like u
Have never felt so much love
Than the way u showed them to me
U rock my world
Oh yeah
When I tink about u,all I can say is

U such a diva
U such a diva


# tune


Am never gona treat u bad
For u rock my world
Oh yeah
Yeah





to be continued


Am nt a fan of music



But I swear waitn I write here better pass u such a diva x8

Am in sch n my family resides in woji just near mini woji area..lemme call my gf dia to confirm..





Oh my woji...bk den it was igwe n 14 head tins now its dog met..




Woji which way