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What if the guy had come with an M16 rifle with 120 rounds wetin for stop am

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Since this is coming from the Man of God I love and respect the most, then it's must be true.

TB Joshua can't be faking things.

stop fooling urself,if u believe miracle healings in Nigeria is real then u must believe WWE wrestling is also real! !!! THEY ARE BOTH SCRIPTED AND STAGED

Vulcanheph:
The Zombies You are talkin about are all over Nairaland.....their king sells imaginary Rotten meat

u mean the oga kpata kpata1 of BMC defend counsel

A305:
For sure, he has lost his job and career, him being in the middle of this scandal. What I still can't understand is that force or power p ussy has to make even Bill Clinton get impeached from office. It's the greatest mystery after the soft sweetness of plus size girls. See my sigg for that cheap Lexus.

I command u by the powers vested in me
RECEIVE SENSE IN JESUS NAME

Slawormir:
Sincerely speaking ehnnnn. Those lecturer dey try sha

The kind of waist and hips when all these females dey parade for school ehnnn





Even a real niggarrr can be tempted to do shitt

Lord will protect and guides us from hips and waist that will put us in trouble

I command y by the powers vested in me. ..
ReCEIVE SENSE IN JESUS NAME!!!!! !!

!!!!!!!! This is a serious issue and I have decided to address it on this thread!!!! B4 we start let's know the definition of a zombie
a. a half dead person
b. Someone that can not reason with his brain
U see for Nigerians to be suffering in this government,smiling, complaining and yet still support and defend this evil govt means that zombie epidemic is high in Nigeria now let's consider the following
A.high cost of living
B.increased rate of corruption and impunity by the ruling party and faithfuls
C.worsening security situations
D.lack of power supply
E.inability to create employment by the govt F.high illiteracy and religion intolerance rate in a certain region of the country
G.lack of foreign investment by foreign personnel in the country
H.poorly maintained fed institutions,road and agencies desipite high oil revenue and taxes
I.ability not to differentiate between a scammer and an intending to scam politicial parties and politians therefore making a decision between either a black devil and red devil
G.a total crackdown on you by your fellow citizens when u try to raise credible points on our cause for survival or how things ought to be done properly
........ These are symptoms and signs that 90% of Nigerians had been infected with this zombie virus and something has to be done about it because it's is spreading fast.!!!!!!

How cobhams go take locate the puna na!!!!!!! na only missionary Im go Sabi!!!! I bet I one guy dey service madam engine shaparly sharoaly:�

My guy please improve ur English abeg!!! b4 it's 2 late....... there is run for progress

While is it that the north in Nigeria refused to progress all ill vices are home and breeded in the north terrorism, illiteracy, drug abuse, religion intolerance etc... why is northern Nigeria not progressing despite that all nigerianmain leaders are from that region;

kingkakaone:
Don't try to be clever by half young man. You said Olympic, except of course you don't know the difference between Olympic games and the IAAF.

You just succeeded in fooling yourself instead of accepting your wrong.
SMH

Oga accept d fact say your country carried last okay Olympic peakmilk iaaf whatever naija go still take last. I think u are an APC supporter I guess

"with the current form of Brazil at the current Brazil global tour in Singapore and for the samba boys to play draw with Senegal and Nigeria Tite need to be fired to prevent the Brazilian squad from global humiliation at qatar 2023!!!!!!

lilianofentse:
no mentions.
#nobraday
#breastcancerawareness

This okay...... But I prefer the one that is pointed and standing so that I celebrate properly with her and hey na u b dat don't lie oo

kingkakaone:
Which "just concluded Olympic games where naija took 32nd out of 32 contestants" are you talking about?
It is very obvious that most of you are either drunk whenever you are in this forum or completely ignorant.

Go back and check why the team was given cash gift by that Japanese billionaire.
Some of you need to be flogged once in a while for always saying thrash.

U are not current am talking of IAAF competition

Rosskiki:
Get lost with your inferiority complex. Media hype has really got you. Were these names not on the pitch against Senegal and drew 2-2 yesterday?

You need to break free and learn to think with your own head.

Where u dey when Brazil flog us 3 - 0 for Abuja national stadium in 2003,that was the time of them okocha,Kanu,them oo!!!wetin elders never fit do ba I'm small pikin wan do?uuthink say if neymar dey fit for this match our sloppy defence/midfield go fit hold am ordinary Messi we no fit hold na neymar abi!!! wel u go hear am after 2day match make I just reserve my missiles,bombs,jets,rocket,machine gun koboko first!!!!!!!

10billionDollar:
Pls wot time will d match be played

1:00 oclock PM Nigerian time and I go go watch am live for viewing centre since nepa no wan give light and fuel no dey for generator
#inside life tinx

ZombieTAMER:
It's not the job of the pastors to keep the citizenry
Safe.... But rather Buhari
Who has failed woefully in all ramification

A president who will rather go to court than provide his credentials...

A useless old man who promised to fight Boko Haram from the front and defeat them in three months but can't be seen even at the back
today.

Buhari has failed
Not any pastor

But a pastor dey support and parole with an for aso rock na!!!!!

Zumarocket:
Dont mind the op jare, what is great about the Brazilian team that should be dreaded? Even Argentina with world best messi, arguro, dybala,higuain,. We beat them 4:2 in friendly match na inconsistent firmino,cotihno and neymar be dreaded. Football is not played by players name if bot chech republic for no win england on wednesday. Nigeria 2: brazil 1

But u now say baba Messi na general for Barca but private for world stage na!!!!!!him jazz na only Barca Dem bury am put

where all the nairaland women!!!!!!!Today oct 13th is no bra day marked to celebrate breast cancer!!!!women don't wear bra or packagement today.so I want our nairalanders ladies to share us picx of themselves not wearing a bra so that we can join them and help them celebrate today
#letitbegin!!!!...

Samunique:
Pessimistic op, there's nothing special about that Brazil team .

I'm not saying they can't beat the eagles but that team is not worth being dreaded !!!

Are u sure can naija survive Copa america,a team with Neymar, Gabriel Jesus,fimino,and courthino fred na I'm u dey tell me say e no reach to dread!!!!don't let me believe that u are just trying to console yourself in adv regarding d impending doom naija wan face ooo just as it happened in the just concluded Olympic games where naija took 32nd out of 32 contestants

Shooyie:
Work is ongoing to ensure her release, let's pray it works well.

Na wen she done born 4 children na im Dem go take release am!!!

Lets predict the score of the naija/Brazil game on Sunday
Let's get started mine Nigeria 0 - Brazil 2

Arubajagz:
ABDUCTED and not adapted.
Stay in School. Don't do Drugs.
Codeine is bad for your brain.

O.k sir it is noted!!!now back 2 d question,what do you think is the answer

b0rn2fuck:
The babe they make me imagine my tin inside her

If u no how many yamma yamma full for inside dat her pommo u go delete this post immediately;

From my critical observations,I think she gat a black yansh!!!!

Leah sharibu was abducted in 2018,by Bokoharam sect and refused to be freed because she refused to renounce her Christian faith till date no nobody knows what had become of her,but why are there no prophetic Revelations from our men of God, e.g the Joshua,oyedepo,Suleiman,abedoye,Osinbajo E.T.C, regarding her state just as they see vision regarding Nigeria politics and politicians!!!!

nairalanders,let's imagine the marriage between singer teni and boy/girl bobrisky how the marriage go be, would it be an interesting matchup
share your opinion!!!!!

Onyi22:
I wouldn't waste my data downloading that trash...

abii oooo!!!!I think say na only me dey reason like this B4 ooo!!!!

Desite all the hardships and recession
Well water when Dem pour for head na leg persin go take feel am!!!

Water wen Dem pour for head......na leg u go take feel am!!!!!!next level part 1

"with the alarming rate of rape cases and sexual harassment rampant in Nigeria today,I think mastubation should not be critized but embraced by all naija men as it's a very safe way of calming down body and returning to normal senses,also aex doll brothels and joints should be created, nairalanders what are your opinion on this serious matter!!!!!!!

GoodFaith:
Your dumb little disregardful ass lock me out
I guess your parent are the undergraduate you are talking about
at
FSARS Shaved My Head At Gunpoint – Efosa Osayande, AAU Undergraduate (Photo) - Education
GOAT

Do u understand English atall?please go back and re-read my post!!!