₦airaland Forum

tohyorsih2:
和你一样祝你今年有个好消息。

happy new year dear, may it bring us fantastic surprises and unmerited favour, in Jesus name, Amen.

KIA51:
Last working day of 2019

nairaland get fine girls o, madam are you taken?

Do you expect Garba Shewu to name Atiku as his man of the year, it is the ass you are licking that is sweeting you. That's sounded wrong....damn

Your greatest security is Jesus Christ, secure your today, tommorow and forever. But please never be caught napping, if you have streets, never turn it off, as you dey pray,make you dey dey security conscious, ladies una dey hear? Na una need am pass.

Deep

Mikecold:
Islam is just a cult of hypocrisy not religion.

I see alot of muslims who smoke hemp, do tramadol, codein etc but claim that it is beer that is a sin (even though you find a lot of them "hiding" green bottles at night.

You see alot of them chasing after southern girls but what theirs covered with 10yards hijab.

Washing your mouth, prick etc isnt what washes sin.

Since independence to date muslims have gotten power 80% of the time with the sole aim of preventing an "infidel" from doing so "cos it hinders their prayers".

lexy2014:
Aren't u part of d gang?

I won't say am a marilan yet, but it is tempting.

To the dude above me, leave that guy, he is special in his own way, as we all are. Charlie boys congratulations to you, you buried your parents, not the other way round. We all would leave this sinful world someday.

Let me reserve my words till it hits front page.

I sincerely wanted to make Naira Marley's Show yesterday, but I anticipated it would be rowdy, what do you expect from No Manners Gang.... From no where I suddenly developed love for his music. Puta on auto replay.....me wey like yansh.

To the man below me, why not sing your own and let us hear, which of the top 10 Naija artist wey no dey use vulgar language. Better accept change.

Lalasticlala come and see incredible fckery o, just at the tail end of 2019, bloody hypocrites, and na dem dey fck pass o, the little appeal I have for Muslims is getting washed aways by this bunch of goro chewing fanatics, who blindfold their people with poverty and control them with Sharia and other fcking archaic laws. Superlanny says all this Stone age people and their mentality can lash their mouths unto their cows ass. E for no suspend am

Wike, Bad Man

Have been reading this news on various platforms and I really pity those who lost a lot in the fires, but the warning signs have been there for ages and we failed to tackle it"GLOBAL WARMING". See when harmattan is showing face, the weather is confused abeg.

See the fruit dem pack put for baba front, because they say he looks like a baboon or a monkey, dosent mean they should treat him that way,people sha. God dey o

nairalee:
Atiku take heart, Arsenal were robbed yesterday.

Jorginho deserved to have been red carded. That single decision affected the whole game cos Jorginho ended up scoring the equalizer.

No wonder England Referees didn't make world cup and they won't even make heaven.

Na you and lacazzet go tell referee, wetin to blow or which card to give. Dey watch ball with sentiments, well I would do the same in your shoes, but it was the referees decision and it was a cardless foul.

Chelsea to strangle Arsenal today, Quote me anywhere

Kingstanding:
. Well you said you regret of being a Nigerian well all hope is not lost my candid advice for you is to do all you could in a positive way to get out from this shithole country with your family. Before I was born all what I have been hearing is that Nigeria is going to better and now I am closing to 50 year and what am still hearing isNigeria will better. I thank God that all children are European Nigeria is a country where professor will be councilor and certificateless will be governor. Thank you God for knowing the right way

we have to keep the hope alive, one of the best options to youths now is to Japa, God bless Nigeria and compliments of the season.

This are the type of nonsense that makes me regret why am a Nigerian, lots of unnecessary stupidity is up for show, our generation is really going through a tough phase, there is nothing to challenge your mental capabilities, everywhere na, yansh, Bobby, puna and very dumb popular people. But I swear on my name, I will never align with any manner of fckery and I can never be fooled or deceived, am too intelligent for that.
Nigeria needs more intelligent people at the forefront.
NB: when I saw lalasticlala was the supermod op ,I knew this was front page certified. Snake master how business.

I want to stand up for women, cus I know not all women have this evil attitude towards little children, theirs or not. We still have lots of women who love children and are not demons, my mother is an example of women who adore and love children, I am a product of a wonderful super mum, and despite all the efforts of the witches amongst women, to shame womanhood, I stand with sane and caring women.

Jonathan, the sinking party are not happy with you, that you delivered Bayelsa to APC, so they want to silence you, some people get mind o, ordering a hit on an Ex President.

All these boxers sef, this Wilder wey dey always do like say he get three head, ordinary bante, or confirm knockout ring, will humble him.

Kapeter:
he's actually from abia.

who is from Abia, you mean lalasticlala.

Michelle55:
You must be terribly daft and brainless to have typed that rubbish.. If you weren't sooo miserable and irresponsible,you would have noticed the hint of sarcasm in my statement.
Don't ever mention me again, I really don't have spare time and energy for your kind...
Have a nice life!!

learn to ignore people, and learn to report those who insult you, when you say your own, don't let them get you all tensed up and then you'll get a ban. Have a nice night.

Born2Breed:
Just few days and you could not leash your pipi.

People like you can't be trusted. Well let your fellow cheaters advice you.

dont take it personal na, something must kill a man.....and a woman too. We all mess up, he deserves a chance abeg.

bankyblue:
Hmm, 3days my God. I believe u say time still day. I need something to show too

baba you are alive, many are dead. That's is enough for show off.

Chai, when 2020 just dey look us so, this life ehn.

Those whites kids are learning one of the best languages in the world. Kudos
To those calling them biracial, I agree, but wat is the color of their pali(passport), baba wey japa know wetin him dey do. They are first the whites man children, then Naija next. Period.

God bless Muhammadu Buhari, Yemi Osibanjo and the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Amen.....when you have nothing to say, just say a prayer for Nigeria, we need it.

bluefilm:
His Power TV series must be selling so well in America

the only person who made sense, in the whole thread.

Freshfish4:
Without the light it looks a haunted mansion in the woods. Nice one

light dey 247 , no worry

The only AK-47 I ever want to hold, will be mine and it will be for protection against robbers like these, and for stupid boys chasing my daughter, God will bless her, it will now be an ipob, I will blow his head off.

tohyorsih2:
I stayed here back oo. I didn't celebrate christmas

no worry next year will be lit

Op, plus the cow, plus the police, plus you sef, kolo dey worry una. But but this must be investigated, Buhari will never let this slide, no matter if the cow is at fault or not, Buhari ear no dey hear Cow, him prick go stand ni, Op your English teacher will be disappointed with your heading.Rip to the dead